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Re: Blonde bimbo holding an eight foot long-
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2011, 10:21:38 AM »
I like how she goes back and forth between asking and commanding her "god" to do things.  Is she threatening him with that stick?

I thought she was pointing out where the divine intervention had to happen.

She changes direction per subject.

Don't they sell smaller magic wands?

It has to be visible from afar.  :orly:

 Yes, God can't obey her if he can't see what she's pointing to.  :nerdy:
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Re: Blonde bimbo holding an eight foot long-
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2011, 10:41:15 AM »
I like how she goes back and forth between asking and commanding her "god" to do things.  Is she threatening him with that stick?

I thought she was pointing out where the divine intervention had to happen.

She changes direction per subject.

Don't they sell smaller magic wands?

It has to be visible from afar.  :orly:

 Yes, God can't obey her if he can't see what she's pointing to.  :nerdy:

She could try sending him those fashionable glasses of course.  :nerdy:
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Re: Blonde bimbo holding an eight foot long-
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2011, 10:52:56 AM »
I like how she goes back and forth between asking and commanding her "god" to do things.  Is she threatening him with that stick?

I thought she was pointing out where the divine intervention had to happen.

She changes direction per subject.

Don't they sell smaller magic wands?

It has to be visible from afar.  :orly:

 Yes, God can't obey her if he can't see what she's pointing to.  :nerdy:

She could try sending him those fashionable glasses of course.  :nerdy:

 If she attaches them to the end of the pole with a bungee cord, then raises the pole skyward,
 he just might be able to reach them!  :nerdy:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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People forget.
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Re: Blonde bimbo holding an eight foot long-
« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2011, 11:15:00 AM »
I like how she goes back and forth between asking and commanding her "god" to do things.  Is she threatening him with that stick?

I thought she was pointing out where the divine intervention had to happen.

She changes direction per subject.

Don't they sell smaller magic wands?

It has to be visible from afar.  :orly:

 Yes, God can't obey her if he can't see what she's pointing to.  :nerdy:

She could try sending him those fashionable glasses of course.  :nerdy:

 If she attaches them to the end of the pole with a bungee cord, then raises the pole skyward,
 he just might be able to reach them!  :nerdy:

But wouldn't there be the danger of  :stick: ?
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Re: Blonde bimbo holding an eight foot long-
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2011, 11:15:56 AM »
I like how she goes back and forth between asking and commanding her "god" to do things.  Is she threatening him with that stick?

I thought she was pointing out where the divine intervention had to happen.

She changes direction per subject.

Don't they sell smaller magic wands?

It has to be visible from afar.  :orly:

 Yes, God can't obey her if he can't see what she's pointing to.  :nerdy:

She could try sending him those fashionable glasses of course.  :nerdy:

 If she attaches them to the end of the pole with a bungee cord, then raises the pole skyward,
 he just might be able to reach them!  :nerdy:

But wouldn't there be the danger of  :stick: ?

 Now that you mention it, we'd better warn God that a big stick is headed his way!   :orly:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"