Why don't vampires usually get women pregnant?They can't come inside without permission.
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Quote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2011, 09:30:16 AMQuote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 09:28:57 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2011, 02:39:05 AMQuote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 02:37:53 AMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:16:37 PMQuote from: odeon on June 18, 2011, 02:32:02 AMI had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges? No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names! Can you read what I wrote above?
Quote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 09:28:57 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2011, 02:39:05 AMQuote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 02:37:53 AMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:16:37 PMQuote from: odeon on June 18, 2011, 02:32:02 AMI had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges? No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2011, 02:39:05 AMQuote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 02:37:53 AMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:16:37 PMQuote from: odeon on June 18, 2011, 02:32:02 AMI had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?
Quote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 02:37:53 AMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:16:37 PMQuote from: odeon on June 18, 2011, 02:32:02 AMI had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!
Quote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:16:37 PMQuote from: odeon on June 18, 2011, 02:32:02 AMI had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.
Quote from: odeon on June 18, 2011, 02:32:02 AMI had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.
Quote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 10:07:02 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2011, 09:30:16 AMQuote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 09:28:57 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2011, 02:39:05 AMQuote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 02:37:53 AMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:16:37 PMQuote from: odeon on June 18, 2011, 02:32:02 AMI had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges? No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names! Can you read what I wrote above? I have been reading since I was a wee tot!
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2011, 10:08:41 AMQuote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 10:07:02 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2011, 09:30:16 AMQuote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 09:28:57 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2011, 02:39:05 AMQuote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 02:37:53 AMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:16:37 PMQuote from: odeon on June 18, 2011, 02:32:02 AMI had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges? No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names! Can you read what I wrote above? I have been reading since I was a wee tot! Well, then, you can't possibly have long hair, can you?
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Quote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 10:13:25 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2011, 10:08:41 AMQuote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 10:07:02 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2011, 09:30:16 AMQuote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 09:28:57 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2011, 02:39:05 AMQuote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 02:37:53 AMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:16:37 PMQuote from: odeon on June 18, 2011, 02:32:02 AMI had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges? No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names! Can you read what I wrote above? I have been reading since I was a wee tot! Well, then, you can't possibly have long hair, can you? She doesn't.* Semicolon hands Odeon the binoculars.
Quote from: Semicolon on June 19, 2011, 10:15:09 AMQuote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 10:13:25 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2011, 10:08:41 AMQuote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 10:07:02 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2011, 09:30:16 AMQuote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 09:28:57 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2011, 02:39:05 AMQuote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 02:37:53 AMQuote from: Squidette on June 18, 2011, 04:16:37 PMQuote from: odeon on June 18, 2011, 02:32:02 AMI had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges? No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names! Can you read what I wrote above? I have been reading since I was a wee tot! Well, then, you can't possibly have long hair, can you? She doesn't.* Semicolon hands Odeon the binoculars.* odeon peeksShe's very bendy.
Bendy as in "I didn't know you could have your legs all the way up like that when... " um, erm. Maybe Semi pointed the binoculars at someone else. You aren't wearing a leather corset, right?
Oh, never mind then. Semi is a pervert.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Don't ever trust a pervert who thinks others are perverts.
Quote from: odeon on June 21, 2011, 01:35:18 PMDon't ever trust a pervert who thinks others are perverts."No man is a pervert unto himself"
