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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2007, 07:47:01 AM »
Prunes? But I guess that wouldn't help the prickly shit.
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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #31 on: July 10, 2007, 08:51:42 AM »
One of these, perhaps?  They look yummy.
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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #32 on: July 10, 2007, 12:13:54 PM »
It doesn't say what it is like when it comes out the other end!

Probably look really odd in the toilet.
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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #33 on: July 10, 2007, 12:20:28 PM »
Really strong coffee makes me shit.

Also, whenever I'm on any sort of a restricted calorie diet (atm it's weight watchers), I have to take metamucil to stay regular. 
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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #34 on: July 10, 2007, 12:49:31 PM »
I don't drink coffee and I don't poop everyday but fruit makes me go. Organic food makes me go more than once a day everyday. But I have to have it daily for me to keep popping everyday. 

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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2007, 04:29:51 PM »
it makes me poop. i can't stand coffee, it makes me nervous like an NT would be on speed i guess, and it makes me feel headachy and nauseous and tummyachy.

Peter. maybe you should quit the meds. i dunno if any med could be worth that sandpaper excrement. :P except maybe valium.
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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2016, 01:34:41 PM »
We need to make a list of topics on this site about scat.

It's one of the main themes of this place.   :M

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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2016, 02:39:11 PM »
Coffee doesn't make me poop, but large amounts of chocolate does :fos:

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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #38 on: September 15, 2016, 04:17:58 PM »
:need pics:

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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #39 on: September 16, 2016, 06:16:39 AM »
At least with all the scat threads I've seen, nobody has ever posted illustrations. Though now that I've said that they'll appear :P

Coffee works for me about 70% of the time. Barista brewed coffee does it more than Nescafe/Moccona.

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Re: does coffee make anyone else poop?
« Reply #40 on: September 17, 2016, 06:20:20 AM »
McJ once posted a poo-in-the-toilet pic.
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