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« on: December 17, 2010, 09:22:33 AM »
I want to be a squirrel :zoinks:

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40709072/ns/technology_and_science-science/

Promiscuous squirrels mate with up to 14 males a day

Female red squirrels are so promiscuous that they sometimes mate with up to 14 males in a single day, new research finds.
The reason, according to a study in the latest Royal Society Journal Biology Letters, is simple: Male red squirrels are usually willing and available.
 Previously it was thought that genetics might drive female squirrels to mate like crazy on the single day each year that they go into heat. As it turns out, genes have nothing to do with it. When opportunity knocks, the not-so-picky females usually don't refuse.
 "Their behavior is overwhelmingly influenced by opportunity," said Eryn McFarlane, a researcher at the University of Guelph.
 While being a sex stud can have its perks, it can also lead to big, potentially deadly, problems.
 "Having multiple partners means more energy expended on mating, increased exposure to predators as well as increased potential for the spread of sexually transmitted diseases," she said. "Promiscuity also encourages harassment from male squirrels trying to coerce them into having sex."
. Optimal mating strategies can only evolve if genetics come into play, keeping individuals in line. Even humans have evolved genes that help to control hormones and other biochemical factors involved in our sex drives. Outside of the limited heat period, female squirrels haven't yet been able to evolve the ability to "say no" to suitors, according to McFarlane and her colleagues.
 "We found the more males in the area interested in participating in the mating chase, the more squirrels she will mate with," she said. "There are no strong ties between mating behaviour and genetics in red squirrels. So even if the costs of mating with many males outweighs the benefits, there doesn't seem to be much capacity for them to evolve lower levels of promiscuity."
 McFarlane and Guelph integrative biology professor Andrew McAdam analyzed data collected from 108 mating chases involving 85 female squirrels. Researchers Jeff Lane and Ryan Taylor compiled the data as part of the Kluane Red Squirrel Project, a long-term field experiment in the Yukon investigating the importance of food abundance to the ecology and evolution of red squirrels. Thus far, the project has monitored the behavior and reproduction of about 7,000 squirrels.

 They observed that a few days before a female squirrel goes into heat, she will leave behind her scent for males to find. On the big day, she'll run around trying to seduce males and will mate with anywhere from one to 14 partners.
 They also discovered that female promiscuity is not always passed down from mothers to their offspring.
 "A female squirrel that only chose to mate with one male could have a daughter that mates with many males," McAdam said.
 "The reality is that organisms cannot always be well adapted to their environment," she continued. "Sometimes organisms do things that detract from their survival because they aren't able to evolve a better alternative."
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Have you ever mated 14 times in one  day ?  >:D

i haven't.

I know Rats are perverts, they even have sex with dead rats.

Some deer like to rub themselves on trees to get off.

Im not that bad, I guess.

"The reason, according to a study in the latest Royal Society Journal Biology Letters, is simple: Male red squirrels are usually willing and available."

yeah, that is usually why I do it, too.
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Re: Promiscuous squirrels mate with up to 14 males a day
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2010, 10:12:17 AM »
!4  them some busy squirrels and they still have time to eat all the food out of my bird feeders :laugh:
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Re: Promiscuous squirrels mate with up to 14 males a day
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2010, 12:38:19 PM »
Well, my deduction is that most members of Intensity Squared are not female red squirrels.  Discuss.
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Re: Promiscuous squirrels mate with up to 14 males a day
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2010, 12:42:21 PM »
Well, my deduction is that most members of Intensity Squared are not female red squirrels.  Discuss.

I don't know how to make a discussion out of that. Seems just like a fact.
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Re: Promiscuous squirrels mate with up to 14 males a day
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2010, 01:13:56 PM »
Eris, I think the squirrl pussy has offened her!

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Re: Promiscuous squirrels mate with up to 14 males a day
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2010, 01:26:00 PM »
Well, my deduction is that most members of Intensity Squared are not female red squirrels.  Discuss.

I don't know how to make a discussion out of that. Seems just like a fact.

It's a joke. The word "discuss" does not imply that an actual discussion must take place. It is meant to give the impression of a teacher in a class setting a discussion topic that makes no sense. It's like adding the phrase "for great justice" to the end of a sentence to convey a mocking sense of importance.

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"There are zombies everywhere! We're all going to die! Discuss."
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Re: Promiscuous squirrels mate with up to 14 males a day
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2010, 01:54:06 PM »
Well, my deduction is that most members of Intensity Squared are not female red squirrels.  Discuss.

I don't know how to make a discussion out of that. Seems just like a fact.

It's a joke. The word "discuss" does not imply that an actual discussion must take place. It is meant to give the impression of a teacher in a class setting a discussion topic that makes no sense. It's like adding the phrase "for great justice" to the end of a sentence to convey a mocking sense of importance.

For example:
"There are zombies everywhere! We're all going to die!"
"There are zombies everywhere! We're all going to die! Discuss."



really ? ive never heard a joke before. Can you discuss with me what a joke is ?

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Re: Promiscuous squirrels mate with up to 14 males a day
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2010, 08:17:01 PM »
14 times in a day? I think my record is like 8. And yea, it was unnaturally drug fueled and very very sweaty.
Squirrels are creepy though.
Squirrel sex... super creepy.
I sort of befriended a squirrel by feeding it seeds and nuts and stuff on my window sill. It never really trusted me though, the fucker.

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Re: Promiscuous squirrels mate with up to 14 males a day
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2010, 12:31:20 AM »
Well, my deduction is that most members of Intensity Squared are not female red squirrels.  Discuss.

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Re: Promiscuous squirrels mate with up to 14 males a day
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2010, 09:10:14 AM »