Gusher commercial

[Squidusa]

It shoots, yeah.

If it shoots with the same velocity then I feel very sorry for the next woman who gives you a blowjob

[DukeNukem]

My piss is blue like that because I am a Mudkipz.

[The_Chosen_One]

My piss is blue like that because I am a Mudkipz.

your piss is blue cos you're still a virgin. 

[Squidusa]

My piss is blue like that because I am a Mudkipz.

your piss is blue cos you're still a virgin. 

My piss is fizzing because I've been drinking too much Dr Pepper..... oh and because im a virgin