Illiterate Englishman, scrap? oh come on. Our pencil-dicked neurotypical little 'friend' might be a whiny, autism-envious fungating scrotal tumor with the reading and writing comprehension of a modestly sized courgette, but Englishman? I refute that, on the grounds that he is neither (or ever will be) a man, nor would the noble soil of England ever have spawned such a foetid, verbally diarrhoetic diseased afterbirth of a tuppeny whore's failed backstreet abortion without immediately vomiting it out far, far from our land for shame of harboring quite such a pathetically boring hapless excuse for a troll.
And 'remunerating in front of a mirror'....I believe the term is 'remonstrating'. I'd suggest you took a thesaurus and made use of it, if it weren't for my being fairly confident you'd tell us something like 'a thesaurus? didn't they all go eckstinked hundreds of years ago?'
Just give it up already, you tried, you failed. You aren't even wasting our time serving as a toilet, just bugger off and go troll a coma ward if you want a challenge for your supreme intellect and trolling 1337 3k1llz. They might be a bit heavy going for you though there.
was it something I said?