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The Invasion of King's Landing
« on: May 10, 2014, 07:13:37 AM »
It begun with the murder of Joffrey- http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,22156.0.html
Kermit conspired to have his older brother murdered and took the throne- http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,22182.0.html
Kermit became a visious tryant, forcing myself and couldbecousin to flee King's Landing- http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,22195.0.html

From there, we teamed up with a very sexy lady who has a badass army and three dragons. As well as the most badass adviser in existence- 


We decided that couldbecousin's Weeble army would assist and the very sexy lady would take the most uncomfortable chair ever...The Iron Throne. We'd also rescue Hodor in the process.

Everything has led to this:

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- The very sexy lady

Battle Report

The attack on King's Landing was brutal. I've seen some shit in my time, lots of bloodshed and violence but this was truly brutal. CBC's Weeble army tore some of Kermit's soldiers literally to pieces. The very sexy lady's dragons roasted Kermit's soldiers alive.

Finally, I led a team of Weebles and Unsullied to Kermit's throne room.



Kermit told us that he had stored "A shittonne of Wildfire" underneath King's Landing and was going to set it off unless we surrendered. Assuming the mad green king was bluffing, I marched forwards and told him to go fuck himself. He turned to his adviser and told him to set the city on fire and to burn all of us to the ground. For he would die before he let King's Landing go.

Suddenly, his adviser had his head and spine pulled out and he dropped dead.



Hodor then turned his attention to the mad green King Kermit and ripped his head off.

"Hodor." He said

Aftermath



Daenerys Targaryen (the very sexy lady) now sits on the Iron Throne. We currently fight to liberate the rest of Westeros from Kermit's, short, evil, mad and green reign as some Kermit loyalists still fight for their dead King.

CBC, myself and Hodor are all members of the Queen's council. CBC's Weeble army have been highly rewarded for their efforts in the liberation of Westeros and are currently assisting the Unsullied in taking out the remaining Kermit loyalists.

As for me, Some_Bloke. The Asshole Beyond the Wall. Things are good. I hope that they stay that way.

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Re: The Invasion of King's Landing
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2014, 07:17:00 AM »
Well done. I am glad it all worked out in the end
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Re: The Invasion of King's Landing
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2014, 06:38:28 PM »
Well done. I am glad it all worked out in the end

 :plus:

Me too. It's all Ogre now.

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Re: The Invasion of King's Landing
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2014, 09:56:50 PM »
I bet I could make him cry

the actor, that is.

Actors are very sensitive. Musical sing-and-dance types.

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Re: The Invasion of King's Landing
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2014, 10:38:51 PM »
This thread is cool. I was wondering about all the Kermit references...

I see you have fully embraced the game S_B, well done. I am interested to see what Lord Baelish has up his sleeves...I havent read the books but I suspect he plans to make Sansa his wife eventually. Also betting Arya will be sold back to her aunt and forced to become a proper lady. *shudders*

Or, something else completely unexpected.

Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: The Invasion of King's Landing
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2014, 04:51:08 AM »
This thread is cool. I was wondering about all the Kermit references...

I see you have fully embraced the game S_B, well done. I am interested to see what Lord Baelish has up his sleeves...

Littlefinger does not scare me.  :M

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I havent read the books but I suspect he plans to make Sansa his wife eventually. Also betting Arya will be sold back to her aunt and forced to become a proper lady. *shudders*

Or, something else completely unexpected.

The Game of watching Game Of Thrones is to expect what you're expecting to happen won't happen.