We are all relieved.
S.D.T.U. (Sarcasm Detector and Translator Unit) is now scanning post 'author=odeon link=topic=13682.msg580786#msg580786 date=1269123354'...
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Beep!
No wait, that was my microwave! Burritos rule! Uhuhuhuhuh!
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Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep!
Oh shit! My dumb smoke alarm! My burrito is on fire! Better put it out quick!
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This sucks. My burrito is charred!
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Uhuhuhuh that fire was cool! Uhuhuhuh!
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Ding!
Scan now complete.
Sarcasm has been detected.
Now translating "We are all relieved."
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(This is going to take a while. I think I will microwave another burrito.)
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(10 minutes later)
Translation complete!
"We are all relived." translates to "We do not care."
System error.
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System shutdown.
(That binary actually says a bunch of random stuff, interestingly.
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