Things little kids say........

[Gluey]

We were watching "Totlers in Tiaras"  ya know? Pedobears favorite show?
and my nephew saw a girl in a bikini top and called the top "boob hangers" 

[SleepyDragon]

They grow up too fast. :cry:

[Gluey]

He also said at daycare that "daddy puts watermelon on my bum I put it on his bum too"

[Frolic_Fun]

I remember one kid saying to her mother:

"If you don't get me that toy now, Ill tell everyone about you and daddy wrestling in bed!"

[benjimanbreeg]

At football yesterday, some kids said to the others.  "there's some well hot girls in year 5".  Considering he's probably 8 or 9, it made me laugh.

[McGiver]

my son calls the computer: care bear bear bear

['andersom']

Yesterday when I picked up my girl from sports, in the dressing room was the most capricious, moody, wailing, nasty peace of flesh on legs I have ever seen. Also there to pick up her kid.
There were 5 kids and her and me in the room.

When the woman left,  a cute 9 year old said in a very polite way "I'm so sorry to say this, but that woman is a bitch".
The contrast made me roar with laughter.

[TheoK]

My brother still "invents" words of his own. For example, he called two men whom he supposed to be gay for "hose friends". He's 34. 

['andersom']

Things parents and kids say  

In a waiting room. A mother and a 6 or 7 yo girl. And the mother says something about a picture on the wall, she had had the same on her wall years ago.

So the girl asks: "who is it from?"
mother: "Ikea"

girl: "No, I meant, who made it, Van Gogh?"
mother: "Don't know, but not Van Gogh"
girl: "Why did Van Gogh cut his ear off?"
mother: "There was something wrong in his head"
girl: "When will Jasper cut off his ear?"
mother: "Why would Jasper do that?"
girl: "Jasper has something wrong in his head too."
mother: "Jasper has ADHD, that's something different"

[Alex179]

Most little kids need to be tossed into a fire.

[SleepyDragon]

Most parents, if they were being completely honest, would have the occasional moment where they might agree with you. :lol:

[Phlexor]

Most parents, if they were being completely honest, would have the occasional moment where they might agree with you. :lol:

Oh yeah, you do get those days sometimes.

['andersom']

Most parents, if they were being completely honest, would have the occasional moment where they might agree with you. :lol:

Oh yeah, you do get those days sometimes.

Most kids have the occasional moment where they have similar thoughts about their parents too.

That's alright, as long as it is mutual, and not too often.