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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #105 on: November 09, 2011, 08:03:27 PM »
Provided I get to change back to a girl the next day, I would kill someone.  That way I would never get caught.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #106 on: April 07, 2012, 09:09:09 PM »
I'm a little too tired to think about what I would do, but I wanted to ask the question.  I think of the first things i'd do, I would check my records and shit to see if according to them I was always female, or not.

I would jack off and also attempt to fillate myself.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #107 on: April 07, 2012, 09:13:12 PM »
I would stay home and play with mytself all day i suppose?
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #108 on: April 16, 2012, 06:29:03 AM »
Find some cute classically autie lady to jump in bed with :D I can think of a few who I so would.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #109 on: April 16, 2012, 01:00:29 PM »
I'd go get laid.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #110 on: April 16, 2012, 02:17:51 PM »
Shove my cock in a random girl's mouth.

I really would get a blow job. Just to see what all the fuss is about.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #111 on: April 16, 2012, 02:21:12 PM »
Shove my cock in a random girl's mouth.

I really would get a blow job. Just to see what all the fuss is about.

I take it you have been one of those "random girls".

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