If anyone takes those questions seriously, they are sure stupid or does the AS make some of us that dumb? Where's our logical thinking? Here would be my good answer to that guy's question. "Sure, bleach is really good for you, it cleans out your whole insides. If your child has a foul mouth, wash it out with bleach and you kid's mouth will be all clean of bad words."
For any idiots that think I was actually serious, it was a joke to the question, just me playing along with it.