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Offline Natalia Evans

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Things my boyfriend brought home from work
« on: May 19, 2008, 12:48:44 PM »
My boyfriend has a cool job and pretty soon he will be making more than me. But he sure finds interesting things at work. People throw things away all the time and people lose things all the time. One time a lady cleaned out her locker at work because she got a new job and she left her Hello Kitty in there and garbage, so my boyfriend brought it home and gave it to me.




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Re: Things my boyfriend brought home from work
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2008, 09:32:52 PM »
Is that gun a toy or a flare gun?   Where does he work?
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Re: Things my boyfriend brought home from work
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2008, 10:21:56 PM »
It's a flare gun and he works at the airport.
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Re: Things my boyfriend brought home from work
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2008, 10:29:20 PM »
Quote from: Spokane Girl on May 19, 2008, 10:21:56 PM
It's a flare gun and he works at the airport.

Don't shoot them near the water or someone will call the Coast Guard
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Re: Things my boyfriend brought home from work
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2008, 03:56:02 AM »
Quote from: parts on May 19, 2008, 10:29:20 PM
Quote from: Spokane Girl on May 19, 2008, 10:21:56 PM
It's a flare gun and he works at the airport.

Don't shoot them near the water or someone will call the Coast Guard

Don't shoot it in an airport either, and don't do this with it:

http://www.break.com/index/idiot_shoots_self_with_flare_gun.html

Also, don't stick toothpicks in your eye and don't eat nuts if you have a nut allergy.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Things my boyfriend brought home from work
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2008, 05:31:59 AM »
Quote from: Peter on May 20, 2008, 03:56:02 AM
Quote from: parts on May 19, 2008, 10:29:20 PM
Quote from: Spokane Girl on May 19, 2008, 10:21:56 PM
It's a flare gun and he works at the airport.

Don't shoot them near the water or someone will call the Coast Guard

Don't shoot it in an airport either, and don't do this with it:

http://www.break.com/index/idiot_shoots_self_with_flare_gun.html

Also, don't stick toothpicks in your eye and don't eat nuts if you have a nut allergy.

Too bad it didn't hit the gas can by him after it bounces of his head the human race needs a bit of culling don't worry though he'll crash the boat before long
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Re: Things my boyfriend brought home from work
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2008, 07:31:37 AM »
Quote from: Spokane Girl on May 19, 2008, 12:48:44 PM
My boyfriend has a cool job and pretty soon he will be making more than me. But he sure finds interesting things at work. People throw things away all the time and people lose things all the time. One time a lady cleaned out her locker at work because she got a new job and she left her Hello Kitty in there and garbage, so my boyfriend brought it home and gave it to me.




That's kinda cute that he did that, SG.  :)
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Re: Things my boyfriend brought home from work
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2008, 07:49:56 PM »
Lucky. The gun looks like fun and the Nintendo DS game looks like a good score.
I so want one of those guns now. I think I may go out and buy one and walk around with it.
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Re: Things my boyfriend brought home from work
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2008, 03:00:22 PM »
That is so bad ass. Go shoot it at something!  :headbang2:
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