Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist. -- Camille Paglia.
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Might you have stayed longer if we'd had dinosaur smilies back in the day?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on April 15, 2017, 07:54:12 PM Might you have stayed longer if we'd had dinosaur smilies back in the day? He left in disgrace after I dumped him and he got caught cyber-stalking me as a second account named "Lurker." So, probably not.
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 18, 2017, 06:04:51 AMQuote from: "couldbecousin" on April 15, 2017, 07:54:12 PM Might you have stayed longer if we'd had dinosaur smilies back in the day? He left in disgrace after I dumped him and he got caught cyber-stalking me as a second account named "Lurker." So, probably not. Damn. Sorry. Didn't know.
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on April 18, 2017, 07:00:50 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on April 18, 2017, 06:04:51 AMQuote from: "couldbecousin" on April 15, 2017, 07:54:12 PM Might you have stayed longer if we'd had dinosaur smilies back in the day? He left in disgrace after I dumped him and he got caught cyber-stalking me as a second account named "Lurker." So, probably not. Damn. Sorry. Didn't know. It's fine. I'm sure he's well moved on from me to stalk/creep on/be shitty to many subsequent unfortunate souls in the last... jesus, it's actually been a decade, I think. Or for all I know he outgrew being a misogynistic little psychopath at some point. Anyway, the little heart attack I felt at seeing this thread revived woke me right up this morning, so there's that, lol.