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Re: we’re running out of chocolate
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2014, 03:59:43 PM »
Seriously...first it was a shortage of .22 ammo, with everyone standing around in sporting goods at walmart every time they saw the truck pull up...now chocolate...this could get ugly.

Good thing nobody has any ammo :P

In Pennsylvania, everybody has ammo. :orly:

QFT.

Yes, yes we do.

Some of us managed to get a phone call when the truck was spotted pulling in...because we're special. :autism:

Fuck yeah! :viking:

Don't worry Monsanto will soon genetically engineer cows to produce chocolate milk and chickens to lay chocolate eggs :zoinks:

As long as they don't engineer any Kinder eggs, the government won't care. :zoinks:
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