Meeting the minimum requirements

[Lucifer]

so when do i we get to see you get your kecks off then?

You? Within hours.

Them? Well, there's always that website.

hours?  you need a bit of a run up, then, do you?

what website?

(is this a case of accidentally interesting, i wonder?)

[SomeRandomGuy]

hours?  you need a bit of a run up, then, do you?

If a man is going to go about without his pants, he needs one heck of a nice shirt. This is a decision that takes some time.

what website?

That would be telling...

(is this a case of accidentally interesting, i wonder?)

Do you find yourself accidentally interested?

[Lucifer]

hours?  you need a bit of a run up, then, do you?

If a man is going to go about without his pants, he needs one heck of a nice shirt. This is a decision that takes some time.

if you're taking off your trousers, who gives a fuck about the shirt?

what website?

That would be telling...

that was the general idea, yes.

(is this a case of accidentally interesting, i wonder?)

Do you find yourself accidentally interested?

i'm not usually accident prone, but if you made it worth my while, "for you, baby, i could be."

so, what's your offer?  and then we can start negotiating.

[SomeRandomGuy]

if you're taking off your trousers, who gives a fuck about the shirt?

Gee, I'm starting to get the impression you're only interested in my dropping cock body...

that was the general idea, yes.

Just so we've got that covered, is all.

i'm not usually accident prone, but if you made it worth my while, "for you, baby, i could be."

so, what's your offer?  and then we can start negotiating.

5 in 10

[Lucifer]

pffffft!  thanks, but no thanks - not while my fingers work, or there's wet paint to watch drying.   

can't you come up with anything more beguiling than that?  i'm open to suggestions - you can PM me if you're particularly shy, or they're particularly hawt.   

(i shan't be holding my breath, though).

[SomeRandomGuy]

pffffft!  thanks, but no thanks - not while my fingers work, or there's wet paint to watch drying.   

Wet paint drying? You know, I'm starting to wonder if it's even worth trying to interest you. You don't exactly sound like my kind of chick...

can't you come up with anything more beguiling than that?  i'm open to suggestions - you can PM me if you're particularly shy, or they're particularly hawt.   

Neither shy nor hawt, I'm afriad. They call me 'Grey Flannel Frank' round the office (Though, that may have more to do with the fact that I pay them to than any real insight into my personality)

[Lucifer]

pffffft!  thanks, but no thanks - not while my fingers work, or there's wet paint to watch drying.   

Wet paint drying? You know, I'm starting to wonder if it's even worth trying to interest you. You don't exactly sound like my kind of chick...

oh, do stop - i may cry.  besides, i have no beak, and my fluffy yellow feather suit is in the wash, so i'm afraid (note spelling) you'd have to find another outlet for your gallinaceous guddlings and firkytoodling.

can't you come up with anything more beguiling than that?  i'm open to suggestions - you can PM me if you're particularly shy, or they're particularly hawt.   

Neither shy nor hawt, I'm afriad. They call me 'Grey Flannel Frank' round the office (Though, that may have more to do with the fact that I pay them to than any real insight into my personality)

what personality?  i fear you may be suffering from delusions of mediocrity.

[SomeRandomGuy]

oh, do stop - i may cry.  besides, i have no beak, and my fluffy yellow feather suit is in the wash, so i'm afraid (note spelling) you'd have to find another outlet for your gallinaceous guddlings and firkytoodling.

It's about time you had that suit washed. Frankly, it was starting to smell foul.

what personality?  i fear you may be suffering from delusions of mediocrity.

I may be having them, but they don't cause me suffering.

Not like your personality does, anyway.

[Lucifer]

oh, do stop - i may cry.  besides, i have no beak, and my fluffy yellow feather suit is in the wash, so i'm afraid (note spelling) you'd have to find another outlet for your gallinaceous guddlings and firkytoodling.

It's about time you had that suit washed. Frankly, it was starting to smell foul.

well, i did advise against your using it to wipe yourself on.  but would you listen?

what personality?  i fear you may be suffering from delusions of mediocrity.

I may be having them, but they don't cause me suffering.

Not like your personality does, anyway.

and what suffering might that be, pray tell?  (at least i have one).

oh, sweet honeychild, you have yet to learn even the definition of "suffering", let alone its application, as far as i'm concerned.  if i could be arsed.  which i probably couldn't - i have... oh i don't know, mopping or something i'd rather be doing.

anyway, don't be bitter - i'm sure you'll understand the thrust of my argument one day.  and i expect you're still capable of learning - i'll help you keep your finger on the pulse.  just relax and give in to it.  you know you want to.

[odeon]

[Lucifer]

lol.   

[SovaNu]

lol.