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Re: 10 Commandments for Dating My Daughter
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2012, 03:51:06 PM »
Quote from: Hubert on July 02, 2012, 03:46:21 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 02, 2012, 03:44:37 PM
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One tries,. one tries... but it's probably easier to just lock her up!  >:D

The power of prayer will save me

Isn't it difficult to make her pray that much? :tard:
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Re: 10 Commandments for Dating My Daughter
« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2012, 03:58:10 PM »
Quote from: odeon on July 02, 2012, 03:51:06 PM
Quote from: Hubert on July 02, 2012, 03:46:21 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 02, 2012, 03:44:37 PM
:indeed:

One tries,. one tries... but it's probably easier to just lock her up!  >:D

The power of prayer will save me

Isn't it difficult to make her pray that much? :tard:

My diety accepts all prayers  :M
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Re: 10 Commandments for Dating My Daughter
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2012, 07:01:33 PM »
More oppressive fathers/mothers are desperately needed. No need for all of that unnecessary breeding! :orly:
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Re: 10 Commandments for Dating My Daughter
« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2012, 08:28:48 AM »
Quote from: Orgasmatron on July 02, 2012, 07:01:33 PM
More oppressive fathers/mothers are desperately needed. No need for all of that unnecessary breeding! :orly:

Those who can't do, commentate.
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Re: 10 Commandments for Dating My Daughter
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2012, 01:15:47 AM »
If I had a daughter... I don't want some dumbass going after her for the wrong reasons.... This guy tells it like it is....
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Re: 10 Commandments for Dating My Daughter
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2012, 04:20:28 PM »
I can't tell if it's a joke or not, only skimmed it. If he's real, he sounds like a major cock !
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Re: 10 Commandments for Dating My Daughter
« Reply #21 on: March 13, 2016, 05:55:08 AM »
  I never dated as a teenager (or at any time afterward), thus my parents were spared such worries.  :M :angel:
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Re: 10 Commandments for Dating My Daughter
« Reply #22 on: March 13, 2016, 08:46:41 AM »
My dad never like my boyfriends until they were gone. My first boyfriend was in college studying architecture but dad didn't like him and said he was too old for me. Then when I was dating a police officer he didn't like me bringing a cop around the house, even though he had no reason to mind having cops around. He didn't like my cop boyfriend and asked me, what ever happened to the architect? Then when I started dating the long-haired heavy metal guitarist, he didn't like my thrasher boyfriend and asked me, what ever happened to the cop?  :lol1:
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Re: 10 Commandments for Dating My Daughter
« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2016, 10:30:52 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on March 13, 2016, 08:46:41 AM
My dad never like my boyfriends until they were gone. My first boyfriend was in college studying architecture but dad didn't like him and said he was too old for me. Then when I was dating a police officer he didn't like me bringing a cop around the house, even though he had no reason to mind having cops around. He didn't like my cop boyfriend and asked me, what ever happened to the architect? Then when I started dating the long-haired heavy metal guitarist, he didn't like my thrasher boyfriend and asked me, what ever happened to the cop?  :lol1:

SO likes to say how he wished he could have met my dad and how well they would have gotten along. I kind of smile and go along with it.

Truth is...if (and that's a big if) we would have even made it to the altar, his ass would have been on a milk carton after the first two years.  :LOL:
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Re: 10 Commandments for Dating My Daughter
« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2016, 02:48:55 PM »
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