I'm back

[Arya Quinn]

Train minorities to hunt other minorities. Solve both problems at once, then broadcast the result on the BBC.

UKEEP refuses to work with minorities, gays, young people, anyone who makes under one million a year and and non-Christians. Haven't you learned anything about them? 

Then it's time to support the Tories in their fight against UKIP.

No thank you. I like the NHS and I'd rather like to keep it 
That and I'm 18 and middle class so the Tories fucking hate me.

Labour's leader is incompetent, the Lib Dems leader is David Cameron's prostitute...

In short, whoever wins the 2015 election, we all lose. 

It's time to move to America, where the government will care about your vote.

As any American will tell you, we have plenty of room for immigrants, as long as they aren't Hispanic.