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Offline Yuri Bezmenov

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Rubber band challenge.
« on: October 10, 2014, 12:22:35 PM »
Last night I had a fly in my room that was annoying me and I didn't have a flyswatter.

It landed on the ceiling so I decided to shoot some rubber bands at it.

The first two shots were near misses but for some reason the fly didn't perceive the threat. The third shot hit its mark.

With a mere rubber band, I killed a fly. If you can't duplicate this feat, then you are not as great as I.   :nerdy:

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Re: Rubber band challenge.
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2014, 03:49:41 PM »
Last night I had a fly in my room that was annoying me and I didn't have a flyswatter.

It landed on the ceiling so I decided to shoot some rubber bands at it.

The first two shots were near misses but for some reason the fly didn't perceive the threat. The third shot hit its mark.

With a mere rubber band, I killed a fly. If you can't duplicate this feat, then you are not as great as I.   :nerdy:
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Re: Rubber band challenge.
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2014, 04:15:18 PM »
My phone was on the charger.  :smarty:

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Re: Rubber band challenge.
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2014, 04:28:45 PM »
I have an automatic fly swatter.  :zoinks:



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Re: Rubber band challenge.
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2014, 08:59:11 PM »
I remember this story from my childhood.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Valiant_Little_Tailor
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: Rubber band challenge.
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2014, 01:48:34 AM »
I have an automatic fly swatter.  :zoinks:



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