12) Ronald McDonald and all clowns in general
11) Wasps: Little bastards
10) Majority of so-called modern-day music "artists", reality TV "stars", "writers", "directors" and so on (basically anyone who's shit): You're fucking up this generation with your bullshit. Well done.
9) UKIP: One policy parties are never a good idea. Apart from "leaving the EU" you have no other ideas, also a lot of you are racist and homophobic
8)Homophobes: Let people fuck who they want as long as they're the legal age and human. It's not your business. Go do something useful with your existance
7) Radical "feminists" and SJWs in general: Pankhurst and others are rolling in their graves because of you. Feminism used to be about equality but you've gone and fucked it up. There are women struggling in this world, so why don't you help them instead of focusing on whether or not Doctor Who is sexist?
6) Autism Speaks, Anti-Vaxers (ect): I don't really need to say anything.
5) Orangemen: I've said enough about these assholes
4) Shrek and Woody: Shrek's a murderer and a rapist who is worshiped as a God. Woody on the other hand. You can find my reasons for him being my Arch-nemesis here:
http://asdcommunity.org/index.php/topic,1005.0.html Also, Woody is my biological father
3) Eton Boys (aka the Tory party) and indeed the majority of politicians in general: You don't give a shit about regular people, but you pretend to. That just makes it worse. You suck the cocks of bankers and corporations.
2) My evil twin Victor: He's tried to destroy the world a few times and he's an Orangeman, isn't that enough?
1) Religious fundamentalists/religious extremists: If your religion is worth killing and hurting people for, please start with yourself
