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Offline McGiver

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Re: More hair bullshit, what a surprise
« Reply #60 on: February 16, 2010, 12:55:10 PM »
Quote from: Kalister on February 16, 2010, 10:57:57 AM
McFiona is still changing my karma, because he can't admit he really messed up. Immature at best.
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Re: More hair bullshit, what a surprise
« Reply #61 on: March 19, 2010, 05:31:17 AM »
Quote from: SleepyDragon on February 16, 2010, 01:47:12 AM
We met on WP nearly 2 years ago. He had the impression I was a lot closer to his age, and he was shocked as all-get-out to find out I'm a middle-aged, married woman dragon with children dragonets nearly the same age as him. Except for the fact that he's a draconian male (obviously), he's similar enough to what I was like in my 20s that it's like talking to my younger self. That's why I adopted him. As I say, there is a great deal more to his banishment from WP than what you see here (though he tells a very entertaining story, bless him :) ). Dragons are renowned for their storytelling skillz, and Kali is no exception. Mama is proud of him.

EDIT: What I've said above, there? The part where I'm a dragon and he's my dragon son is true, but the rest of it is made up. :hide:

Such a cute story...a dragon and her dragon son.  :hug:
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Re: More hair bullshit, what a surprise
« Reply #62 on: March 19, 2010, 05:39:53 PM »
Quote from: SleepyDragon on February 16, 2010, 01:47:12 AM
We met on WP nearly 2 years ago. He had the impression I was a lot closer to his age, and he was shocked as all-get-out to find out I'm a middle-aged, married woman dragon with children dragonets nearly the same age as him. Except for the fact that he's a draconian male (obviously), he's similar enough to what I was like in my 20s that it's like talking to my younger self. That's why I adopted him. As I say, there is a great deal more to his banishment from WP than what you see here (though he tells a very entertaining story, bless him :) ). Dragons are renowned for their storytelling skillz, and Kali is no exception. Mama is proud of him.

EDIT: What I've said above, there? The part where I'm a dragon and he's my dragon son is true, but the rest of it is made up. :hide:

I'm about ten years from middle age, and i'm very fit. Want an affair? :eyebrows:
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Re: More hair bullshit, what a surprise
« Reply #63 on: March 19, 2010, 08:06:05 PM »
Quote from: Kalister on February 16, 2010, 10:57:57 AM
McFiona is still changing my karma, because he can't admit he really messed up. Immature at best.

Who the fuck is this fucking Kalister fuck any fucking ways??
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Re: More hair bullshit, what a surprise
« Reply #64 on: March 19, 2010, 08:33:22 PM »
Just a few posts up, SleepyDragon says he's her son.
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Re: More hair bullshit, what a surprise
« Reply #65 on: March 19, 2010, 08:47:04 PM »
Quote from: Osensitive1 on March 19, 2010, 08:33:22 PM
Just a few posts up, SleepyDragon says he's her son.

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Re: More hair bullshit, what a surprise
« Reply #66 on: March 19, 2010, 09:14:03 PM »
Guess what I just swallowed?

The first idiot to answer "my cum" will win a free ass-raping from YOURS TRULY!  :evillaugh:






I hope it's a female idiot, because I don't really like guys that much.
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Re: More hair bullshit, what a surprise
« Reply #67 on: March 19, 2010, 09:52:51 PM »
^^^ The cum from the nigger who assfucks you every night??
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Re: More hair bullshit, what a surprise
« Reply #68 on: March 19, 2010, 10:02:31 PM »
Quote from: Anarcho-Syndicalheap on March 19, 2010, 09:52:51 PM
^^^ The cum from the nigger who assfucks you every night??

Congratulation! You have won your own ass-raping from... not me, but from a nigger! Enjoy! :pwned:
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Re: More hair bullshit, what a surprise
« Reply #69 on: March 19, 2010, 10:07:19 PM »
Quote from: Duke_Nukem on March 19, 2010, 10:02:31 PM
Quote from: Anarcho-Syndicalheap on March 19, 2010, 09:52:51 PM
^^^ The cum from the nigger who assfucks you every night??

Congratulation! You have won your own ass-raping from... not me, but from a nigger! Enjoy! :pwned:

I think you are the type to eat your own cum on a consistent basis. I guess no one else will eat it, so you may as well.
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Re: More hair bullshit, what a surprise
« Reply #70 on: March 20, 2010, 05:44:34 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 19, 2010, 05:39:53 PM
Quote from: SleepyDragon on February 16, 2010, 01:47:12 AM
We met on WP nearly 2 years ago. He had the impression I was a lot closer to his age, and he was shocked as all-get-out to find out I'm a middle-aged, married woman dragon with children dragonets nearly the same age as him. Except for the fact that he's a draconian male (obviously), he's similar enough to what I was like in my 20s that it's like talking to my younger self. That's why I adopted him. As I say, there is a great deal more to his banishment from WP than what you see here (though he tells a very entertaining story, bless him :) ). Dragons are renowned for their storytelling skillz, and Kali is no exception. Mama is proud of him.

EDIT: What I've said above, there? The part where I'm a dragon and he's my dragon son is true, but the rest of it is made up. :hide:

I'm about ten years from middle age, and i'm very fit. Want an affair? :eyebrows:

Can't see myself transforming from dragon to cougar, but it's lovely of you (not to mention BRAVE! :arrr: ) to offer. Extra karma for you, young man. :evilplus:
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Re: More hair bullshit, what a surprise
« Reply #71 on: August 19, 2013, 10:20:01 AM »
What the world needs more of and less than at times? Hair.
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