If you could rule the world what would you change?

[Icequeen]

If I ruled the world, i'd reduce it's population to about 1/3 of what it is today....if not more.

How would you do that?  

Kool-aid.

Since you're hiding so well under the chair, you won't have to drink any.

Are we talking Cherry or Grape? I like Grape.

Goes great with your boyfriend's jizz, doesn't it?

  and go play with those steel balls of yours already. You need to get more creative than that if you want to entertain me.

[DukeNukem]

If I ruled the world, i'd reduce it's population to about 1/3 of what it is today....if not more.

How would you do that?  

Kool-aid.

Since you're hiding so well under the chair, you won't have to drink any.

Are we talking Cherry or Grape? I like Grape.

Goes great with your boyfriend's jizz, doesn't it?

  and go play with those steel balls of yours already. You need to get more creative than that if you want to entertain me.

I could "break the ice" with my Balls of Steel (TM). Heh heh heh!

[Diesel]

If I ruled the world, i'd reduce it's population to about 1/3 of what it is today....if not more.

How would you do that?  

Kool-aid.

Since you're hiding so well under the chair, you won't have to drink any.

Are we talking Cherry or Grape? I like Grape.

All flavors will be available........and jizz free.

Pick your poison 

[The_Chosen_One]

If I ruled the world, i'd reduce it's population to about 1/3 of what it is today....if not more.

How would you do that?  

Kool-aid.

Since you're hiding so well under the chair, you won't have to drink any.

Are we talking Cherry or Grape? I like Grape.

All flavors will be available........and jizz free.

Pick your poison 

Cola flavoured.

[P7PSP]

If I ruled the world, i'd reduce it's population to about 1/3 of what it is today....if not more.

How would you do that?  

Kool-aid.

Since you're hiding so well under the chair, you won't have to drink any.

Are we talking Cherry or Grape? I like Grape.

Goes great with your boyfriend's jizz, doesn't it?

Is it infidelity when Icequeens boyfriends ejaculates in Judy's kool aid?  

Edit : the above post is hypothetical. I don't believe Icequeen would associate with anyone who ejaculates in Judy's kool aid. And it is not intended to belittle Judy for liking pollywogs in his kool aid.

[sanefan]

First, if I were to be the big guy in the sky, I'd show everyone my face!

That way, everyone will change what I tell them to change, whether it's planned or if it's on a whim! 

There will be only one world religion, and I'm going to be writing the rules on that one! Burn all your Bibles and Korans or whatever Holy Books you previously followed; all theocratic governments will have to disintegrate in seven days or prepare to face the consequences! 

[Pyraxis]

Can I have free gas to go with it?

[Jack]

Seems she was asking for gas for new plane.

[Pyraxis]

Yes, for the plane. 

Actually I could use a pilot too. But I'm happy to cross that bridge when I come to it.

[Arya Quinn]

Everything. Absolutely everything, this world is so fucked up.

Also, I'd pump a load of money into cloning extinct animals. Last year scientists found a preserved woolly mammoth carcass. Why the hell did they not take it's blood and clone it?

Free velociraptors for everyone!