True story, except I was trying for more alert.
You, of course, are far too mature to try something this stupid unless your brain is wired for it, right?
ADHD Version:
start with a cup of strong coffee. pour that into a large mug
add hot cocoa mix: 6 heaping teaspoons
add enough hot water to help dizzolve the cocoa mix
add half a small bar of 70% chocolate
add 4 containers of stok shot (40 mgs caffeine each)
nuke
fill the rest of the mug with cream
drink
wonder if you put in enough caffeine.
add another stok shot.
wait in vain for caffeine to kick in
wonder if you put in enough caffeine.
fall asleep...
i used to get my stok shots at rest stops, but they are here as well:
http://www.kingofcaffeine.com/