5 terrible situations for the socially awkward man

["couldbecousin"]

They can be just as awkward for women, excluding the urinal thing. Really, really need a haircut; maybe this weekend.

QFT, I cut my own hair, and I HATE public restrooms. 

WTF is it with the baby thing though? Everytime I go somewhere someone sticks one of these in my lap.  

Last occasion I had to go to I ended up with my son & his friend, a 4 month old and 2 toddlers that wandered over (after smelling fear I presume), all for about 2 hours. Don't get me wrong, I was fine with my son at this stage, but with anyone else's kids I am always in the borderline panic zone, I muddle through but all the while I'm looking for the exit door.

....and all these older women that keep asking me wouldn't I love to have another one?  I'm 44 for christ's sake, STFU already.

 :lol:   at "smelling fear," I'm nervous around babies too. I've only ever held one in my life, and I was delighted to hand him back to his grandmother!

[Callaway]

They can be just as awkward for women, excluding the urinal thing. Really, really need a haircut; maybe this weekend.

QFT, I cut my own hair, and I HATE public restrooms. 

WTF is it with the baby thing though? Everytime I go somewhere someone sticks one of these in my lap.  

Last occasion I had to go to I ended up with my son & his friend, a 4 month old and 2 toddlers that wandered over (after smelling fear I presume), all for about 2 hours. Don't get me wrong, I was fine with my son at this stage, but with anyone else's kids I am always in the borderline panic zone, I muddle through but all the while I'm looking for the exit door.

....and all these older women that keep asking me wouldn't I love to have another one?  I'm 44 for christ's sake, STFU already.

 :lol:   at "smelling fear," I'm nervous around babies too. I've only ever held one in my life, and I was delighted to hand him back to his grandmother!

I would have offered to let you hold mine, but she's gotten way too big for that now.

 

["couldbecousin"]

They can be just as awkward for women, excluding the urinal thing. Really, really need a haircut; maybe this weekend.

QFT, I cut my own hair, and I HATE public restrooms. 

WTF is it with the baby thing though? Everytime I go somewhere someone sticks one of these in my lap.  

Last occasion I had to go to I ended up with my son & his friend, a 4 month old and 2 toddlers that wandered over (after smelling fear I presume), all for about 2 hours. Don't get me wrong, I was fine with my son at this stage, but with anyone else's kids I am always in the borderline panic zone, I muddle through but all the while I'm looking for the exit door.

....and all these older women that keep asking me wouldn't I love to have another one?  I'm 44 for christ's sake, STFU already.

 :lol:   at "smelling fear," I'm nervous around babies too. I've only ever held one in my life, and I was delighted to hand him back to his grandmother!

I would have offered to let you hold mine, but she's gotten way too big for that now.

 

Believe me, it's just as well. I do fine with animals, but little humans make me very uncomfortable! 

[eris]

I am afraid of babies, and anyone under 10

[earthboundmisfit]

I am afraid of babies, and anyone under 10 inches

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[Eclair]

Finally was able to read this link.

Yep, massages, never got the concept, ever. I can give them, no problems, but I prefer a different kind of touch.

Also, that guy is right, with the sexual arousal thing.

I find head massages at the hair dresser a bit like that....I'd so like to go with the moment...I'm sure I've held back a few little moans over the years!