A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 20, 2010, 01:19:42 PMQuote from: Anarcho-Syndicalheap on March 20, 2010, 12:06:12 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on March 20, 2010, 11:59:25 AMWe have a john wayne street downtown. Where do you live??Lol indiana. Zere iss no "Lol" listed in towns and cities of Indiana. Vat's up viz dat? (Kidding! Kidding! No need to clarify!)
Quote from: Anarcho-Syndicalheap on March 20, 2010, 12:06:12 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on March 20, 2010, 11:59:25 AMWe have a john wayne street downtown. Where do you live??Lol indiana.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 20, 2010, 11:59:25 AMWe have a john wayne street downtown. Where do you live??
We have a john wayne street downtown.
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 21, 2010, 11:22:55 PMQuote from: Anarcho-Syndicalheap on March 21, 2010, 11:18:58 PMQuote from: Phlexor on March 20, 2010, 05:30:17 PMTalking about John Wayne, did you know that the character of Optimus Prime from the 80's Transformers cartoon was based on John Wayne.My life is completed now. "So, Mr. Syndicalheap, now that your life is complete, what are you gonna do next?""I'm going to Disney World!" pfft!!!I used to live 3 miles away from Disneyland for 5 years. I never went ONCE!!!
Quote from: Anarcho-Syndicalheap on March 21, 2010, 11:18:58 PMQuote from: Phlexor on March 20, 2010, 05:30:17 PMTalking about John Wayne, did you know that the character of Optimus Prime from the 80's Transformers cartoon was based on John Wayne.My life is completed now. "So, Mr. Syndicalheap, now that your life is complete, what are you gonna do next?""I'm going to Disney World!"
Quote from: Phlexor on March 20, 2010, 05:30:17 PMTalking about John Wayne, did you know that the character of Optimus Prime from the 80's Transformers cartoon was based on John Wayne.My life is completed now.
Talking about John Wayne, did you know that the character of Optimus Prime from the 80's Transformers cartoon was based on John Wayne.
Alex179: Everything that is living is dying. It will stop dying when it is dead.
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 21, 2010, 11:28:53 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on March 21, 2010, 11:22:55 PMQuote from: Anarcho-Syndicalheap on March 21, 2010, 11:18:58 PMQuote from: Phlexor on March 20, 2010, 05:30:17 PMTalking about John Wayne, did you know that the character of Optimus Prime from the 80's Transformers cartoon was based on John Wayne.My life is completed now. "So, Mr. Syndicalheap, now that your life is complete, what are you gonna do next?""I'm going to Disney World!" pfft!!!I used to live 3 miles away from Disneyland for 5 years. I never went ONCE!!! I live 4.5 mi from Disneyland. I've been once, and will go again next month. You could say it's on my list of things to do at least once.
Quote from: punkdrew on March 26, 2010, 07:21:02 AMQuote from: Scrapmire on March 21, 2010, 11:28:53 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on March 21, 2010, 11:22:55 PMQuote from: Anarcho-Syndicalheap on March 21, 2010, 11:18:58 PMQuote from: Phlexor on March 20, 2010, 05:30:17 PMTalking about John Wayne, did you know that the character of Optimus Prime from the 80's Transformers cartoon was based on John Wayne.My life is completed now. "So, Mr. Syndicalheap, now that your life is complete, what are you gonna do next?""I'm going to Disney World!" pfft!!!I used to live 3 miles away from Disneyland for 5 years. I never went ONCE!!! I live 4.5 mi from Disneyland. I've been once, and will go again next month. You could say it's on my list of things to do at least once.I'd rather spend all day hanging out at the Goat Hill Tavern, than going to Disneyland.
Quote from: Blohm und Voss BV-222 Wiking on March 31, 2010, 01:02:30 PMQuote from: punkdrew on March 26, 2010, 07:21:02 AMQuote from: Scrapmire on March 21, 2010, 11:28:53 PMpfft!!!I used to live 3 miles away from Disneyland for 5 years. I never went ONCE!!! I live 4.5 mi from Disneyland. I've been once, and will go again next month. You could say it's on my list of things to do at least once.I'd rather spend all day hanging out at the Goat Hill Tavern, than going to Disneyland. I'm guessing is not warmly encouraged at Disneyland?
Quote from: punkdrew on March 26, 2010, 07:21:02 AMQuote from: Scrapmire on March 21, 2010, 11:28:53 PMpfft!!!I used to live 3 miles away from Disneyland for 5 years. I never went ONCE!!! I live 4.5 mi from Disneyland. I've been once, and will go again next month. You could say it's on my list of things to do at least once.I'd rather spend all day hanging out at the Goat Hill Tavern, than going to Disneyland.
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 21, 2010, 11:28:53 PMpfft!!!I used to live 3 miles away from Disneyland for 5 years. I never went ONCE!!! I live 4.5 mi from Disneyland. I've been once, and will go again next month. You could say it's on my list of things to do at least once.
pfft!!!I used to live 3 miles away from Disneyland for 5 years. I never went ONCE!!!
Quote from: Anarcho-Syndicalheap on March 18, 2010, 08:07:47 PMWhenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers. Hope nobody catches you...you would then have to exit the bar directly out the back door!
Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers.
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 18, 2010, 08:14:15 PMQuote from: Anarcho-Syndicalheap on March 18, 2010, 08:07:47 PMWhenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers. Hope nobody catches you...you would then have to exit the bar directly out the back door! I think you meant THROUGH the back door, cousin. ; )
The best way is to get stoned or dosed on LSD before you go. Even better if you don't have to drive. Check out Franklin Ajaye's classic bit "Disneyland High."
