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Things little kids say........
« on: January 27, 2010, 09:48:40 PM »
We were watching "Totlers in Tiaras"  ya know? Pedobears favorite show?
and my nephew saw a girl in a bikini top and called the top "boob hangers"  :zoinks:
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Re: Things little kids say........
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2010, 09:49:44 PM »
They grow up too fast. :cry:

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Re: Things little kids say........
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2010, 07:39:49 PM »
He also said at daycare that "daddy puts watermelon on my bum I put it on his bum too"
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Re: Things little kids say........
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2010, 07:56:19 PM »
I remember one kid saying to her mother:

"If you don't get me that toy now, Ill tell everyone about you and daddy wrestling in bed!"

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Re: Things little kids say........
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2010, 02:27:06 AM »
At football yesterday, some kids said to the others.  "there's some well hot girls in year 5".  Considering he's probably 8 or 9, it made me laugh.
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Re: Things little kids say........
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2010, 08:28:16 AM »
my son calls the computer: care bear bear bear
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Re: Things little kids say........
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2010, 03:57:25 PM »
Yesterday when I picked up my girl from sports, in the dressing room was the most capricious, moody, wailing, nasty peace of flesh on legs I have ever seen. Also there to pick up her kid.
There were 5 kids and her and me in the room.

When the woman left,  a cute 9 year old said in a very polite way "I'm so sorry to say this, but that woman is a bitch".
The contrast made me roar with laughter.
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Re: Things little kids say........
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2010, 04:01:32 PM »
My brother still "invents" words of his own. For example, he called two men whom he supposed to be gay for "hose friends". He's 34.  :laugh:

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Re: Things little kids say........
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2010, 04:29:49 PM »
Things parents and kids say  

In a waiting room. A mother and a 6 or 7 yo girl. And the mother says something about a picture on the wall, she had had the same on her wall years ago.

So the girl asks: "who is it from?"
mother: "Ikea"

girl: "No, I meant, who made it, Van Gogh?"
mother: "Don't know, but not Van Gogh"
girl: "Why did Van Gogh cut his ear off?"
mother: "There was something wrong in his head"
girl: "When will Jasper cut off his ear?"
mother: "Why would Jasper do that?" :zombiefuck:
girl: "Jasper has something wrong in his head too."
mother: "Jasper has ADHD, that's something different"
« Last Edit: February 05, 2010, 05:58:11 PM by hykeaswell »
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Re: Things little kids say........
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2010, 09:59:49 PM »
Most little kids need to be tossed into a fire.
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Re: Things little kids say........
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2010, 10:51:39 PM »
Most parents, if they were being completely honest, would have the occasional moment where they might agree with you. :lol:

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Re: Things little kids say........
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2010, 11:09:09 PM »
Most parents, if they were being completely honest, would have the occasional moment where they might agree with you. :lol:

Oh yeah, you do get those days sometimes.

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Re: Things little kids say........
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2010, 02:25:59 AM »
Most parents, if they were being completely honest, would have the occasional moment where they might agree with you. :lol:

Oh yeah, you do get those days sometimes.

Most kids have the occasional moment where they have similar thoughts about their parents too.

That's alright, as long as it is mutual, and not too often.  :laugh:
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