Inmate hides gun in flabs of fat

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An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.

Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol. The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.

The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.



http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/08/08/national/a001558D30.DTL&tsp=1

[TheoK]

BRAVE!

[Adam]

revolting

[Parts]

Searched him good huh

[Icequeen]

[Blasted]

 :lol:

[P7PSP]

revolting

I hope the poor gun didn't get corroded being stashed in a flabby fatass.

[Gluey]

Oh my god........hahahhahahha! 

["couldbecousin"]

I once accidentally lost a pencil between two little rolls of belly fat! I was sitting at the table
in the break room at work, and my pencil rolled off the table and disappeared. I looked around at the floor
but couldn't find it anywhere. Then I stood up at the end of my break, and the pencil fell to floor! Mystery solved!   

[ZEGH8578]

awesome, and

cbc, awesome

["couldbecousin"]

awesome, and

cbc, awesome

Thank you! That incident gave everyone a laugh and is remembered at work to this day! 

[Osensitive1]

Once heard of a woman who went to the doctor for a pain and a porkchop bone lost in her flab.

["couldbecousin"]

Once heard of a woman who went to the doctor for a pain and a porkchop bone lost in her flab.

That had to hurt. I heard of the same thing happening with a TV remote. 

[Parts]

Made me think of this I saw the other day.

Scranton, PA – A 27-year-old woman detained by police following a car accident last weekend was jailed after a cavity search yielded 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 generic Xanax pills and $51.22.

During the initial pat down, an officer found three bags of heroin in Karin Mackaliunas‘ jacket pocket and placed her under arrest. Once Mackaliunas arrived at the cop shop, female officers attempted to make a more thorough search, and after a brief struggle, the over-packed princess admitted to having more drugs stashed in her snatch.

Mackaliunas was then transported to a local hospital where the goodies were removed piece by piece. She’s now being held on $25,000 bail, charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance.

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http://www.dreamindemon.com/2011/03/24/womans-cavity-search-yields-54-bags-of-heroin-cash-and-loose-change/

[Osensitive1]

Once heard of a woman who went to the doctor for a pain and a porkchop bone lost in her flab.

That had to hurt. I heard of the same thing happening with a TV remote. 

Maybe an urban legend; not sure.