I just came home about 30 mins ago. So...funny story time. My friends have been bugging me about when I'm going to get serious about getting back out in the dating world and they like to tease me about the fact that the men won't be ready for me because it's been nearly 3 years since I've gotten laid.
So I'm getting my xrays done and all I'm sporting is that lovely little blue gown and nada underneath. They do the chest xray, fine. Then they do the pelvis ones to check my hips. The tech says to stay on the table because she wants to check them to make sure she got good shots and she leaves the door to the room I'm in propped open.
Uh....everyone in the waiting room can see me laying on this cold sterile table in my nifty little blue dressing gown and she left the stupid light on the xray thingy so there's this blazing lit "X marks the spot" right on my pelvis. It was like it was yelling out to the world "Hello! Vacancy! She hasn't hasn't been laid in ages!!!"
So then I get a case of the giggles and once I start I can't stop so I'm trying desperately hold it in when I look up at the ceiling and then slightly above my head. The xray is in the basement of the building so the windows are up by the ceiling. Holy shit, the blinds are open and everyone walking through the parking lot are staring at my lovely X marks the spot pelvis.
My word. What an experience.
But, I saw them looking at the xray and I've got sexy lookin hip bones. Rather impressive.
Harley - He's in the hospital until Friday.
It's his kidneys. We're really hoping that the medication and the IV's will flush out his system and then he can come home but I won't know anything until Friday afternoon. THe cool thing is that my vet has a visitors area and they encourage people to come and visit their pets as often as they want so I'm going to see him tomorrow afternoon.
It's this room with a couch and chairs and the vet say the animals heal more quickly when they get visits from their family. I think every vet office should do that.
