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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Calandale on September 09, 2008, 08:28:09 PM
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Someone asked me to define this.
Here is what I came up with:
That's like asking to define pornography. :D
I know what I want. Decent looking, intelligent
enough to handle my interests (more than this, already
shares the peripherals , willing to be my slut, willing
to at least try my ideal of a triad, someone who respects
me enough so as not to cause unreasonable strife, someone
to unleash the inner beast even so, someone I can count
on in a deadly fight, emotionally strong enough to cope
with what I am, possibly my match in the mystical arts,
and maybe immortal.
I'm willing to compromise a bit though. Just not much.
Has to be able to be trained in the things she doesn't
yet have.
How about everyone else?
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Someone asked me to define this.
Here is what I came up with:
That's like asking to define pornography. :D
I know what I want. Decent looking, intelligent
enough to handle my interests (more than this, already
shares the peripherals , willing to be my slut, willing
to at least try my ideal of a triad, someone who respects
me enough so as not to cause unreasonable strife, someone
to unleash the inner beast even so, someone I can count
on in a deadly fight, emotionally strong enough to cope
with what I am, possibly my match in the mystical arts,
and maybe immortal.
I'm willing to compromise a bit though. Just not much.
Has to be able to be trained in the things she doesn't
yet have.
How about everyone else?
Dang it! I was so close to meet the list of requirements!
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Negotiable. :zoinks:
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Perfect isn't out there.
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Perfect isn't out there.
:agreed:
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It's a shame about the slut bit, 'cause otherwise I might be tempted by that immortality training.
(Well, if I really believed you were onto something, that is.)
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Perfect isn't out there.
There is something called humanly perfect, right Callaway :evillaugh:
I love that word :evillaugh:
Its a great hobby.
I fit with alot of people, given my adaptability, doing almost anything that won't hurt me.
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Perfect isn't out there.
One can get really, really close if they're lucky.
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Perfect isn't out there.
One can get really, really close if they're lucky.
Vibrators?
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Perfect isn't out there.
One can get really, really close if they're lucky.
Vibrators?
Is a vibrator a dildo, what is the technical difference?
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Perfect isn't out there.
One can get really, really close if they're lucky.
Vibrators?
Is a vibrator a dildo, what is the technical difference?
I think there's overlap, but a vibrator can do its good work just by being in there and turned on- or it can do its good work when it's not "in there" at all.
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Vibrators can be dildos, but a dildo can't be a vibrator because it can't vibrate.
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come to I2 for the most profound of philsophical musings...
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...vibrators vibrate.
:laugh:
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(http://www.fokahi.com/pictures/pic%20enter/funnypics/PerfectMate.jpg)
....what I got in Google after searching "perfect mate" :O_o:
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The complete opposite of my current mate!
Needs:
-Sense of humor
-Intelligent
-Loves animals
-Respects the Environment
-Open-minded
-Cuteness level depends on personality
-Adventerous in bed (none of this "wam-bam thank you man" crap)
-Comfortable with self, including sexuailty
Inquire within...
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...vibrators vibrate.
:laugh:
Vibratio, ergo vibrator.
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I'm waiting until she's sixteen.
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(http://image)
....what I got in Google after searching "perfect mate" :O_o:
Hey four legs is better than two. I like. :eyebrows:
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I might have met mine, she just lives really far away. I might start searching for jobs in Cali.
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I might have met mine, she just lives really far away. I might start searching for jobs in Cali.
Good luck with both.
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It's a shame about the slut bit, 'cause otherwise I might be tempted by that immortality training.
(Well, if I really believed you were onto something, that is.)
Trust me, that's the WORST part.
The slut bit, well, that's my loving side.
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Perfect isn't out there.
There is something called humanly perfect, right Callaway :evillaugh:
I love that word :evillaugh:
Its a great hobby.
I fit with alot of people, given my adaptability, doing almost anything that won't hurt me.
I miss you flo. :zoinks:
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Trust me, that's the WORST part.
The slut bit, well, that's my loving side.
Love still isn't my thing.
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Love still isn't my thing.
Understood. And without, well, the immortality would
fail.
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I'll believe it when I see it.
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You want me to show you death? :o
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Er, no. BTDT. Ignore the cowardice.
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Love is something you fear.
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Love is something you fear.
Very true.
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It's like death. Beautiful and terrible.
Thus, worthwhile.
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Love is something you fear.
I embrace (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,5064.0.html) what (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,5596.msg409041.html#msg409041) I (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,6936.msg410755.html#msg410755) fear (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,7129.msg326491.html#msg326491). I just don't talk about it much.
Entropy is a worse killer.
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Doesn't fucking exist :lol:
Cause I'm a slut andf that's that.
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Love is something you fear.
I embrace (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,5064.0.html) what (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,5596.msg409041.html#msg409041) I (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,6936.msg410755.html#msg410755) fear (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,7129.msg326491.html#msg326491). I just don't talk about it much.
Entropy is a worse killer.
1. Hell, I can't know you well enough (can I even know myself?),
but from what I've seen, I think you're fooling yourself. You take
on what gives you some charge, but are ignoring just WHY you
have avoided love. Probably for the same reasons I avoid most
drugs.
2. Ah yes, this one most of us can assume we get to experience eventually
though. No reason to hurry it.
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Doesn't fucking exist :lol:
Cause I'm a slut andf that's that.
Pfft.
You can be trained.
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from what I've seen, I think you're fooling yourself. You take
on what gives you some charge, but are ignoring just WHY you
have avoided love.
I dunno, I think you're pouncing on wishful thinking, Cal. Maybe I'm not into the kind of all-consuming love you are, but that's because I have a life. I would die unfulfilled if the best thing I'd ever done was to love somebody completely.
I gots bigger plans.
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I dunno, I think you're pouncing on wishful thinking, Cal. Maybe I'm not into the kind of all-consuming love you are, but that's because I have a life. I would die unfulfilled if the best thing I'd ever done was to love somebody completely.
I gots bigger plans.
You're presuming that the love is for a person.
I've seen no sign of the kind of love which
would make your plans possible.
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Ah.
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Just your lack of denial
seems rather telling.
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Figured it would. This is the first point you've scored in quite a while.
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Eh, it's tough to get through your armor
of self-absorbedness.
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That's the problem.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DIDOSdPvaU
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My perfect mate is mc luncheon butt
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Who made Cal into a baby? :toporly:
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The perfect mate
personality : atheist , intelligent, CALM, honest, loyal, loving, funny, metalhead
life skills : independent, below middle class, can live alone and take care of everything that entails
physically : :autism:
pale skin, black/dark hair, very skinny, intense eyes, loads of tattoos, androgynous, taller than me
I dont think I ask for that much.
EDIT: I left out one really really big requirement - they have to be MALE !
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My perfect mate
* taller than me, but hey that is not difficult
* not too fussy if younger or older, but obviously must still be able to get it up and not so young that he needs a map and sat nav.
* I like intelligent men, somewhat geeky in a closet kind of way, definitely more clever than i.
* Not too keen on pretty men, or perfect looking men. Prefer a bit quirky
looking. Like Rowan Atkinson. Or a bit rugged looking.
* I like men to be men. Not too in touch with feminine side. Beer guzzling rather than expensive wine. Someone who would be quick to dive under my car if it broke down and possibly look up my skirt!
* Must like dogs, oh and be kind to small naughty little boys.
* Money - preferably some. A little will be fine and a lot even better.
* Willing to remove spiders humanely, no matter how small and no matter what time.
* A willingness to laugh at my jokes if they are funny or not would be highly advantageous.
* Sex - yes. Will have to provide it. Lots. Adventurous. Impetuous. Dominant and demanding. Type that stops the car suddenly on the way home and rips off panties for some :o ...dammit..i think you get the picture!
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Perfect mates come in all shapes and sizes, I've found.
Kindness, intelligence and talent never fails in attracting me though.
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* not too fussy if younger or older, but obviously must still be able to get it up and not so young that he needs a map and sat nav.
well im sorry boda. i dont meet that standard.... i know where things are but not how to work them :P
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* not too fussy if younger or older, but obviously must still be able to get it up and not so young that he needs a map and sat nav.
well im sorry boda. i dont meet that standard.... i know where things are but not how to work them :P
Don't worry zippo, for you are young, i know men in their forties
who don't even know how stuff works.
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* not too fussy if younger or older, but obviously must still be able to get it up and not so young that he needs a map and sat nav.
well im sorry boda. i dont meet that standard.... i know where things are but not how to work them :P
Don't worry zippo, for you are young, i know men in their forties
who don't even know how stuff works.
well my knowledge is farly limated to rub the clit and dont have bad breath when you kiss her, and by the ammount of action ive got - its about all ill ever know, so thats likely a valid description of me in 20 years...
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yes, the main tips i can give you are as follows:
*foreplay is NOT two cans of lager and a bag of chips
*Nipples, go easy in that area and remember you are
not trying to tune in radio Luxemburg!
*Don't wipe your nob on the curtains afterwards :LOL:
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*Don't wipe your nob on the curtains afterwards :LOL:
Eew, who does that? :thumbdn:
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It is rife here in the midlands >:D
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:aff:
I'm glad the South-Easterners are not as filthy as you lot.
Either wipe on a towel or I'll lick it clean :thumbup:
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:aff:
I'm glad the South-Easterners are not as filthy as you lot.
Either wipe on a towel or I'll lick it clean :thumbup:
hmmm yay i like your style - no fuss, no mess, no waste! :LOL:
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Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
I am about to lose control and explode!
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:needpics:
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Soon enough!
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:jaded: it's good to share! don't keep it all in!
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I'd let you squirt on my tits 8)
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Ohhh my am I really, really horny right now! When is the next flight out of Dulles?
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I'd let you squirt on my tits 8)
:2thumbsup:
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are you really COMING? i could pick you up from the airport. Binty could
sit in the back with you and show you the sites
and i could observe in the rear view mirror
I have a lovely chauffeur's cap, and a roomy Mercedes :eyebrows:
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and a roomy Mercedes :eyebrows:
That is no way to talk about your vagina!
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It should be at least a tight, five star Rolls Royce :thumbup:
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It should be at least a tight, five star Rolls Royce :thumbup:
its more like a showroom model actually, rarely used! :zoinks:
i do drive a merc, a big silver 3ltre turbo diesel mo fo!
but i lied about the chauffeur hat
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I am cumming alright!!!! You two have me all worked up I have to relieve some pressure!
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I was going to say "get a grip, man"
:angel: anyway we aren't teasing
it's your fault, you and your innuendo
made me say bad things :'(
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you guys are even making ME blush :P
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You are welcome to join in! I for one am still going! :headbang2:
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trigger 11
I wanna fuck you in the ass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chYba6bt4aA#)
skip to 55 seconds in, that is where i dedicate this to you.
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yes, the main tips i can give you are as follows:
*foreplay is NOT two cans of lager and a bag of chips
*Nipples, go easy in that area and remember you are
not trying to tune in radio Luxemburg!
*Don't wipe your nob on the curtains afterwards :LOL:
even in my frustratingly virginous teens, i was always baffled at the "pointers" people would give me, "for when the time comes". "dont bite her pussy! they really dont like that!"
i mean, wtf...
why not throw in "dont punch her in the throat! dont shit on her while making out! dont try to lift her by her tits!"
wtf are people doing!?
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and a roomy Mercedes :eyebrows:
That is no way to talk about your vagina!
:evilplus: for an awesome punchline! That was a complete surprise to me! :rofl:
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Perfect isn't out there.
I was right. But, there's damn-near. 'tis a goal of mine at this point not to commit to less.
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yes, the main tips i can give you are as follows:
*foreplay is NOT two cans of lager and a bag of chips
*Nipples, go easy in that area and remember you are
not trying to tune in radio Luxemburg!
*Don't wipe your nob on the curtains afterwards :LOL:
even in my frustratingly virginous teens, i was always baffled at the "pointers" people would give me, "for when the time comes". "dont bite her pussy! they really dont like that!"
i mean, wtf...
why not throw in "dont punch her in the throat! dont shit on her while making out! dont try to lift her by her tits!"
wtf are people doing!?
it was a sarcastic reply to zippo. i was joking. i wouldn't really expect zippo to wipe his nob on the curtains. my manual on love is far too long to post here. tis bigger than the Quran.
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you guys are even making ME blush :P
OMG. :o :o :o :o
even in my frustratingly virginous teens, i was always baffled at the "pointers" people would give me, "for when the time comes". "dont bite her pussy! they really dont like that!"
i mean, wtf...
why not throw in "dont punch her in the throat! dont shit on her while making out! dont try to lift her by her tits!"
wtf are people doing!?
Some people might like to have their pussy bitten / be punched in the throat / be shit on / be lifted by their tits. :orly:
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maybe, but I'd advise most people don't try it out until they know for sure it's wanted :P
and I have met my perfect mate... ah, tara... :lovelove:
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If I had tits , I would love a guy to play the bongos on them. :tickle: :boobs: :vibrator:
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If I had tits , I would love a guy to play the bongos on them. :tickle: :boobs: :vibrator:
me too :zoinks:
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The boy has a friend who's a drummer and he has his gf in his phone as "bum drum" :P
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I am a percussionist. Just sayin'!!!
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If I had tits , I would love a guy to play the bongos on them. :tickle: :boobs: :vibrator:
ive said this often
but if i had tits, i would stay at home, fondling myself, indefinitely
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If I had tits , I would love a guy to play the bongos on them. :tickle: :boobs: :vibrator:
ive said this often
but if i had tits, i would stay at home, fondling myself, indefinitely
And you'd have a whole lot of appeal to certain types of kinksters.
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yes, the main tips i can give you are as follows:
*foreplay is NOT two cans of lager and a bag of chips
*Nipples, go easy in that area and remember you are
not trying to tune in radio Luxemburg!
*Don't wipe your nob on the curtains afterwards :LOL:
:lol: :plus: