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Title: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Trigger 11 on September 07, 2008, 09:26:39 PM
Uhhh...I don't really have anything to say at the moment. Finally signed up here since it is supposedly the place with the most internet drama. To those I know, "What's up?" To those I don't, "Piss off until otherwise called upon!"
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Callaway on September 07, 2008, 10:57:33 PM
Hi Trigger11.

:welcome:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 07, 2008, 11:08:38 PM
Yep, welcome again.
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Lucifer on September 08, 2008, 02:36:32 AM
Uhhh...I don't really have anything to say at the moment. Finally signed up here since it is supposedly the place with the most internet drama. To those I know, "What's up?" To those I don't, "Piss off until otherwise called upon!"

i would say "welcome", but seeing as you've already told me to piss off, i'm not sure i want to.

:smarty:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Peter on September 08, 2008, 05:23:30 AM
You're looking for a lesbian?  I'm guessing you like to watch?
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Alex179 on September 08, 2008, 10:14:12 AM
Hello and welcome to I2.
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Trigger 11 on September 08, 2008, 10:20:52 AM
Just being funny in my own special way that nobody else is amused by.

Hola! Que pasa?
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Lucifer on September 08, 2008, 10:57:57 AM
nada, como de costumbre.   8)
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: ozymandias on September 08, 2008, 11:40:23 AM
Welcome, I like your first post!   :thumbup:  Just wondering if I do know you from elsewhere!?? 
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Trigger 11 on September 08, 2008, 01:11:42 PM
I have been known as Trigger11 since the dawn of time according to the Theory of Relativity as related to my existence. My only other username is on the DCSWCC, and other Star Wars related sites, where I am Darth Sansari, which evolved from Dark Jedi Master on the old news groups in the mid-90s..
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Lucifer on September 08, 2008, 01:32:40 PM
I have been known as Trigger11 since the dawn of time according to the Theory of Relativity as related to my existence. My only other username is on the DCSWCC, and other Star Wars related sites, where I am Darth Sansari, which evolved from Dark Jedi Master on the old news groups in the mid-90s..

er, that's nice. 

(nutter alert, folks).

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: ApotheosisIV on September 08, 2008, 01:40:38 PM
Hello.

 :vader:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: odeon on September 08, 2008, 02:30:04 PM
Well, welcome to the nuthouse, anyway.
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Parts on September 08, 2008, 03:10:59 PM
Piss off is how you say hello here  :laugh:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 08, 2008, 04:43:34 PM
And a really good greeting is 'fuck off, dickhead'.  :lol:

Ozy: You might recognise him from zOMG or Wankplanet or anywhere else.....
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: DirtDawg on September 08, 2008, 04:47:21 PM

And just to make sure I can find the thread later ...




:poop:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 08, 2008, 04:56:09 PM
You know your owner will get fined for that.....
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: ozymandias on September 08, 2008, 06:47:39 PM
And a really good greeting is 'fuck off, dickhead'.  :lol:

Ozy: You might recognise him from zOMG or Wankplanet or anywhere else.....

I'm not on zOmg and haven't been to WP in over 2 years.   I am too busy to deal with any more forums and stuff than I'm on now! 
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: DirtDawg on September 09, 2008, 06:34:35 AM
And a really good greeting is 'fuck off, dickhead'.  :lol:

Ozy: You might recognise him from zOMG or Wankplanet or anywhere else.....

I'm not on zOmg and haven't been to WP in over 2 years.   I am too busy to deal with any more forums and stuff than I'm on now! 

I have also given up most forums. I'm still visiting a few of my favorites, DIY audio, Dunc's, SteveHoffman's, All About Jazz, Renderosity, but I have not posted much except here in months. I have just faded away from almost everywhere, but I keep returning here, every day.

:lol:

I have had a peek at P's site a couple of times, but I don't see anything new there. Maybe someday.
I've never been to aspie chaos and I could not read the default screen at Zomg the last time I tried, which was quite a while ago. Red lettering is tough for me.
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Leto729 on September 09, 2008, 07:01:04 AM
Hey You Piss Off. :lol:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: DirtDawg on September 09, 2008, 08:04:49 AM
Hey You Piss Off. :lol:

I've  been trying to, but I keep coming back to see the spazzy circus.


FUCK ME!
 :asthing:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Pyraxis on September 09, 2008, 09:50:55 AM
 :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 02, 2008, 01:36:01 PM
I am a bit surprised to feel more at home here than elsewhere. I had heard so many bad things, and how I couldn't handle it, that I waited about a year to finally check it out. I'm glad I finally did!!! :headbang2:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Pyraxis on October 02, 2008, 01:44:12 PM
I guess most of the people who talk about this place elsewhere are the ones who got "bullied off". Truth is most healthy people can handle it just fine.

Glad you like it here.
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: odeon on October 02, 2008, 01:48:37 PM
Don't listen to Pyraxis. We're bullies, all of us, always on the lookout for fresh meat.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Pyraxis on October 02, 2008, 01:52:39 PM
Oops. My bad. Don't hurt me!

 ;D
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: odeon on October 02, 2008, 01:54:24 PM
Not if I can make you leave this place. :P
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Pyraxis on October 02, 2008, 01:59:30 PM
I knew it! You hate me! You all hate me, don't you?

It's a clique, I tell you! Be careful, Trigger - just because they accept you now doesn't mean they won't stab you in the back tomorrow. You have been warned!
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 02, 2008, 02:02:02 PM
The fact that I don't give a fuck what anybody else thinks of me, except my kids, it's impossible for me to get my panties in a bunch. Plus, I usually go commando anyway. :o
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: odeon on October 02, 2008, 02:08:35 PM
I knew it! You hate me! You all hate me, don't you?

It's a clique, I tell you! Be careful, Trigger - just because they accept you now doesn't mean they won't stab you in the back tomorrow. You have been warned!

No, of course I don't hate you. I'm an insensitive old bastard and like bullying people, that's all.

Unless it's a love-fest, of course. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Pyraxis on October 02, 2008, 02:11:16 PM
Damnit, I was trying to be sarcastic.  :asthing:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: odeon on October 02, 2008, 02:14:18 PM
:laugh:

Just don't scare him off, you hear!
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 02, 2008, 02:17:14 PM
Damnit, I was trying to be sarcastic.  :asthing:

What's sarcasm?
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Pyraxis on October 02, 2008, 02:22:14 PM
I really don't know. Try googling it.
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Lucifer on October 02, 2008, 02:22:54 PM
The fact that I don't give a fuck what anybody else thinks of me, except my kids, it's impossible for me to get my panties in a bunch. Plus, I usually go commando anyway. :o

me too.  except the bit about your kids.   8)
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 02, 2008, 02:27:13 PM
"Sarcasm is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest, or mock a person, situation, or thing. It is strongly associated with irony, with some definitions classifying it as a type of verbal irony intended to insult or wound. Sarcasm can also be used in a humorous or jesting way depending on the intent of the person speaking."

The fact that I don't give a fuck what anybody else thinks of me, except my kids, it's impossible for me to get my panties in a bunch. Plus, I usually go commando anyway. :o

me too.  except the bit about your kids.   8)

 :drool: :tongue:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Lucifer on October 02, 2008, 02:29:12 PM
"Sarcasm is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest, or mock a person, situation, or thing. It is strongly associated with irony, with some definitions classifying it as a type of verbal irony intended to insult or wound. Sarcasm can also be used in a humorous or jesting way depending on the intent of the person speaking."

The fact that I don't give a fuck what anybody else thinks of me, except my kids, it's impossible for me to get my panties in a bunch. Plus, I usually go commando anyway. :o

me too.  except the bit about your kids.   8)

 :drool: :tongue:

:LMAO:

get a bit over-excited with the italics, hon?

:laugh:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 02, 2008, 02:31:21 PM
 :-[

I'm sorry!

*tucks tail and hides*
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Lucifer on October 02, 2008, 02:50:58 PM
:-[

I'm sorry!

*tucks tail and hides*

no you're not, and i laughed like a drain, anyway.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 02, 2008, 02:53:48 PM
:-[

I'm sorry!

*tucks tail and hides*

no you're not, and i laughed like a drain, anyway.  :laugh:

Fuck! She's on to me... 8)
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Lucifer on October 02, 2008, 02:55:34 PM
:-[

I'm sorry!

*tucks tail and hides*

no you're not, and i laughed like a drain, anyway.  :laugh:

Fuck! She's on to me... 8)

:witch1:

;)

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: odeon on October 02, 2008, 03:14:05 PM
As we say in the witch business: you're toad, boy! ;D
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Lucifer on October 02, 2008, 03:23:57 PM
As we say in the witch business: you're toad, boy! ;D

"we"!!

:LMAO:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: odeon on October 02, 2008, 03:37:13 PM
As we say in the witch business: you're toad, boy! ;D

"we"!!

:LMAO:

As the Witchlet of the Aspie Elite, I'm allowed to say "we". :P
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Lucifer on October 02, 2008, 03:59:03 PM
As we say in the witch business: you're toad, boy! ;D

"we"!!

:LMAO:

As the Witchlet of the Aspie Elite, I'm allowed to say "we". :P

but you're not - you're the klein bottle, etc.

change it back, or i'll sue you under the trades descriptions act!

:laugh:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: DirtDawg on October 02, 2008, 04:34:40 PM
As we say in the witch business: you're toad, boy! ;D

"we"!!

:LMAO:

As the Witchlet of the Aspie Elite, I'm allowed to say "we". :P

but you're not - you're the klein bottle, etc.

change it back, or i'll sue you under the trades descriptions act!

:laugh:

When I "created" that title, I intended for it to go to Calandale. I honestly think that Odeon did an  :asthing:  and thought that I wanted to call him "that." (him=Odeon)  It's NOT all that complimentary, but it fits him to a tee (him=Calandale not Odeon. that's probably where the problem came in.).

I even asked once why he stole it, got no response and decided to let it go.
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Callaway on October 02, 2008, 11:49:37 PM
I guess most of the people who talk about this place elsewhere are the ones who got "bullied off". Truth is most healthy people can handle it just fine.

Glad you like it here.

I'm glad too, Trigger11.

I think that it is almost always the extremely sensitive people who believe that they were "bullied off" from here.

Graelwyn, for example, absolutely hates our guts.  This was her parting shot, if you want to see it:

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=2741.0

McJagger used to ask everyone who joined Intensity if they consider themselves to be very sensitive or if they think that they have a thicker skin, but I think that he started doing that only after Graelwyn. 

Maybe someone should still ask this question:

Do you consider yourself to be very sensitive, or do you think that you have more of a thick skin, Trigger11?

 :evillaugh:






Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Lucifer on October 03, 2008, 01:43:28 AM
As we say in the witch business: you're toad, boy! ;D

"we"!!

:LMAO:

As the Witchlet of the Aspie Elite, I'm allowed to say "we". :P

but you're not - you're the klein bottle, etc.

change it back, or i'll sue you under the trades descriptions act!

:laugh:

When I "created" that title, I intended for it to go to Calandale. I honestly think that Odeon did an  :asthing:  and thought that I wanted to call him "that." (him=Odeon)  It's NOT all that complimentary, but it fits him to a tee (him=Calandale not Odeon. that's probably where the problem came in.).

I even asked once why he stole it, got no response and decided to let it go.

i think the O Man was just rather taken with the cleverness of the concept, and adopted it, dawg.  he did say something about why he took it, but for the life of me, i can't find where - sorry.   :-\
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: DirtDawg on October 03, 2008, 03:39:10 AM
I guess most of the people who talk about this place elsewhere are the ones who got "bullied off". Truth is most healthy people can handle it just fine.

Glad you like it here.

I'm glad too, Trigger11.

I think that it is almost always the extremely sensitive people who believe that they were "bullied off" from here.

Graelwyn, for example, absolutely hates our guts.  This was her parting shot, if you want to see it:

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=2741.0

McJagger used to ask everyone who joined Intensity if they consider themselves to be very sensitive or if they think that they have a thicker skin, but I think that he started doing that only after Graelwyn. 

Maybe someone should still ask this question:

Do you consider yourself to be very sensitive, or do you think that you have more of a thick skin, Trigger11?

 :evillaugh:









McJagger and PurposefulInsanity both asked me that question when I joined, almost two years ago.
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: DirtDawg on October 03, 2008, 03:46:53 AM
As we say in the witch business: you're toad, boy! ;D

"we"!!

:LMAO:

As the Witchlet of the Aspie Elite, I'm allowed to say "we". :P

but you're not - you're the klein bottle, etc.

change it back, or i'll sue you under the trades descriptions act!

:laugh:

When I "created" that title, I intended for it to go to Calandale. I honestly think that Odeon did an  :asthing:  and thought that I wanted to call him "that." (him=Odeon)  It's NOT all that complimentary, but it fits him to a tee (him=Calandale not Odeon. that's probably where the problem came in.).

I even asked once why he stole it, got no response and decided to let it go.

i think the O Man was just rather taken with the cleverness of the concept, and adopted it, dawg.  he did say something about why he took it, but for the life of me, i can't find where - sorry.   :-\

Nothing wrong with that.

I often ignore with one hand and pay no attention with the other, then I switch hands. How's that for clever? Hasn't really worked out that well for me, though.

 :hahaha:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 03, 2008, 01:19:25 PM
Do you consider yourself to be very sensitive, or do you think that you have more of a thick skin, Trigger11?

 :evillaugh:


My skin is made of carbon nanotechnology. I think I'll be okay.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/10/071031085135.htm (http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/10/071031085135.htm)
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: odeon on October 03, 2008, 02:10:37 PM
As we say in the witch business: you're toad, boy! ;D

"we"!!

:LMAO:

As the Witchlet of the Aspie Elite, I'm allowed to say "we". :P

but you're not - you're the klein bottle, etc.

change it back, or i'll sue you under the trades descriptions act!

:laugh:

When I "created" that title, I intended for it to go to Calandale. I honestly think that Odeon did an  :asthing:  and thought that I wanted to call him "that." (him=Odeon)  It's NOT all that complimentary, but it fits him to a tee (him=Calandale not Odeon. that's probably where the problem came in.).

I even asked once why he stole it, got no response and decided to let it go.

 :asthing:

I never saw the question. :LMAO:

If you read the forum like I do, by clicking the Show new replies to your posts link, you may have noticed that SMF sometimes skips the reply immediately next to your own. That's probably what happened. :-\
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: odeon on October 03, 2008, 02:12:09 PM
Anyways, I changed it now, out of fear that witchy might sue me--or worse. :P
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Lucifer on October 03, 2008, 02:14:53 PM
Anyways, I changed it now, out of fear that witchy might sue me--or worse. :P

worse?  come now, my dear darling foreign national - how could i possibly do something nasty to you?   :eyelash:

:-*

(/giggles, evilly..)
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: DirtDawg on October 03, 2008, 02:29:57 PM
Anyways, I changed it now, out of fear that witchy might sue me--or worse. :P

OH, the sudo-drama we get ourselves into sometimes!

:D
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: odeon on October 03, 2008, 02:30:39 PM
Anyways, I changed it now, out of fear that witchy might sue me--or worse. :P

worse?  come now, my dear darling foreign national - how could i possibly do something nasty to you?   :eyelash:

:-*

(/giggles, evilly..)

Surely you wouldn't? :hide:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Lucifer on October 03, 2008, 02:46:45 PM
Anyways, I changed it now, out of fear that witchy might sue me--or worse. :P

worse?  come now, my dear darling foreign national - how could i possibly do something nasty to you?   :eyelash:

:-*

(/giggles, evilly..)

Surely you wouldn't? :hide:

what's it worth?   :eyelash:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: odeon on October 03, 2008, 02:57:45 PM
Anyways, I changed it now, out of fear that witchy might sue me--or worse. :P

worse?  come now, my dear darling foreign national - how could i possibly do something nasty to you?   :eyelash:

:-*

(/giggles, evilly..)

Surely you wouldn't? :hide:

what's it worth?   :eyelash:

:tongue:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Lucifer on October 03, 2008, 03:02:30 PM
okay, just all the time this once.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 03, 2008, 03:12:39 PM
I hope you two are going to clean up when you're done.
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: odeon on October 03, 2008, 03:19:32 PM
I hope you two are going to clean up when you're done.

What's the point? We'd just do it again.
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 03, 2008, 03:20:28 PM
 >:(

Get the fuck out of my threads!

*runs away*

 :'(
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: odeon on October 03, 2008, 03:20:56 PM
He said "fuck". :P
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Lucifer on October 03, 2008, 03:40:39 PM
I hope you two are going to clean up when you're done.
I hope you two are going to clean up when you're done.

What's the point? We'd just do it again.

:LMAO:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Lucifer on October 03, 2008, 03:41:17 PM
He said "fuck". :P

oooh, i'm telling my mum!
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Lucifer on October 03, 2008, 03:41:53 PM
>:(

Get the fuck out of my threads!

*runs away*

 :'(

hey, O Man, do you think we're about to get locked in our own filthy forum again?  :rofl:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: odeon on October 03, 2008, 03:49:24 PM
>:(

Get the fuck out of my threads!

*runs away*

 :'(

hey, O Man, do you think we're about to get locked in our own filthy forum again?  :rofl:

Not while I'm the webmaster. :LMAO:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Lucifer on October 03, 2008, 04:02:15 PM
shame - that was fun!
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: odeon on October 03, 2008, 04:10:05 PM
shame - that was fun!

It was. Emoga Girl completely missed the point.
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Lucifer on October 04, 2008, 10:35:50 AM
shame - that was fun!

It was. Emoga Girl completely missed the point.

so are we going to go for irritating everyone as much as possible so we get our own forum again?  :laugh:

:-*
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: odeon on October 04, 2008, 10:37:28 AM
shame - that was fun!

It was. Emoga Girl completely missed the point.

so are we going to go for irritating everyone as much as possible so we get our own forum again?  :laugh:

:-*

Nah. We'll have to come up with something new. :laugh:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Lucifer on October 04, 2008, 10:38:53 AM
shame - that was fun!

It was. Emoga Girl completely missed the point.

so are we going to go for irritating everyone as much as possible so we get our own forum again?  :laugh:

:-*

Nah. We'll have to come up with something new. :laugh:

mwahahahahahahaha...   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: DirtDawg on October 04, 2008, 03:02:47 PM
*solves everyone's problems but does not tell anyone*
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 04, 2008, 08:58:17 PM
 :pwned: :hahaha: :moon: :razz:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Pyraxis on October 04, 2008, 09:00:13 PM
 :laugh: :hair:

Was that your message for Gabriel?
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: DirtDawg on October 05, 2008, 10:09:53 AM
:pwned: :hahaha: :moon: :razz:

Pwned myself badly, eh?


Sorry, can't fucking type, sometimes. Think, either.

(fixed it - the former, only)
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 06, 2008, 07:59:07 AM
:pwned: :hahaha: :moon: :razz:

Pwned myself badly, eh?


Sorry, can't fucking type, sometimes. Think, either.

(fixed it - the former, only)

Nah, that was meant for others!!! :zoinks:
Title: Re: Boy Seeking Girl Seeking Girls
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 06, 2008, 10:06:18 AM
One of my anthems...

"Killer Inside Me” by MC 900 Foot Jesus

You probably see me hanging around
I'm a very familiar face in this town
A day doesn’t go by I don’t meet
A lot of my friends walking down the street
I’m never too busy to stop by the way
And I’ve always got something pleasant to say
Maybe some perceptive thoughts about the weather
Or the latest news from Wall Street...whatever
I can stand around all day making small talk
Gushing platitudes, blocking the sidewalk
Tying people up for hours a piece
My one big talent is shooting the breeze
When they start to squirm, I really get going
But only my half-face smile is showing
Why can't they see what I’m trying to hide?
I’m busting a gut, laughing on the inside
Sing this song when they say hello
I can see they think I’m a little bit slow
But after awhile with me they look dazed
Their eyes are covered with a doughnut glaze
I really start to cook when I see that look
I hit 'em with every cliché in the book
Their knees wobble and they start to weave
It’s like they're begging for permission to leave
They think they're having a brush with stupidity
I don’t laugh, even though it’s killing me
Watching 'em wilt like day-old flowers
Ticking off the minutes as they turn into hours
They're wondering how much more they can take
I give 'em a friendly smile and a handshake
We say goodbye, so very politely
Now say hello to the killer inside me

(drop it)

Everyone has their doubts about my sanity
But nothing happens ‘cause they all feel sorry for me
I got the whole town under my thumb
And all I gotta do is keep acting dumb
“Oh that boy Lou,” they say, “what a guy!”
“A little on the slow side, but wouldn’t hurt a fly.”
“And such a gentleman.” - “Oh yes, I know!”
“Sure can talk your ear off though.”
I tip my hat and pretend I don’t hear
Grinning like a half-wit from ear to ear
I can think of a thousand ways to say hello
So I start through 'em all, goin' real slow
They listen hard and act like they care
How can they be so completely unaware
Of the truth? The answer is always denied me
So I introduce 'em to the killer inside me

(feel the blast)