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Title: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 19, 2006, 11:48:20 PM: ...anything. She will peer into her tarot cards all-knowingly.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Triste on July 20, 2006, 12:29:37 AM: Is the paranoid stalker guy gone, once and for all? Are all the hot, married women here safe, finally?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Leto729 on July 20, 2006, 01:34:34 AM: Will I find a woman for Myself?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 20, 2006, 06:46:12 AM: Quote from: Triste on July 20, 2006, 12:29:37 AM
Is the paranoid stalker guy gone, once and for all? Are all the hot, married women here safe, finally?

Good question!

I think he really is gone (3 of swords), though he blames us for everything (emperor).
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 20, 2006, 06:47:42 AM: Quote from: kevv729 on July 20, 2006, 01:34:34 AM
Will I find a woman for Myself?

Yes (empress) but it will cause you a lot of frustration (8 of coins).
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 20, 2006, 08:05:44 AM: i find out in 7 days, but thought i would ask you first.

is my wife and i having a girl or a boy?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 20, 2006, 08:18:58 AM: Quote from: McJagger on July 20, 2006, 08:05:44 AM
i find out in 7 days, but thought i would ask you first.

is my wife and i having a girl or a boy?

I'm REALLY bad at gender predictions, but I see another girl.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: QuirkyCarla on July 20, 2006, 02:46:40 PM: I've been kind of depressed lately. Do you see anything good happening to me soon?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: baby on July 20, 2006, 02:54:24 PM: Quote from: shima on July 20, 2006, 08:18:58 AM
Quote from: McJagger on July 20, 2006, 08:05:44 AM
i find out in 7 days, but thought i would ask you first.

is my wife and i having a girl or a boy?

I'm REALLY bad at gender predictions, but I see another girl.

i dunno i kinda see a lil boy in the future some where for you MJ
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 20, 2006, 03:12:34 PM: Quote from: baby on July 20, 2006, 02:54:24 PM
Quote from: shima on July 20, 2006, 08:18:58 AM
Quote from: McJagger on July 20, 2006, 08:05:44 AM
i find out in 7 days, but thought i would ask you first.

is my wife and i having a girl or a boy?

I'm REALLY bad at gender predictions, but I see another girl.

i dunno i kinda see a lil boy in the future some where for you MJ

baby, are you psychic.

because i like your brand of voodoo medicine.
i already have two girls and god help me if i get a third.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: baby on July 20, 2006, 03:22:11 PM: i do tarot and oracles, but i seem to have a knack for baby predictions

baby
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 20, 2006, 03:30:30 PM: Quote from: baby on July 20, 2006, 03:22:11 PM
i do tarot and oracles, but i seem to have a knack for baby predictions

baby

YES, thank you Baby.\

when will my wife get the addition to our house that she has been wanting?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 21, 2006, 09:22:26 AM: when will my wife get the addition to our house that she has been wanting?

shima, you may answer this one. baby said that she was an expert on sexes, you said you were not. are you adept at predicting building additions?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Tom/Mutate on July 21, 2006, 10:03:07 AM: should i continue practising my religion?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 21, 2006, 02:05:12 PM: Quote from: QuirkyCarla on July 20, 2006, 02:46:40 PM
I've been kind of depressed lately. Do you see anything good happening to me soon?

I don't know what your relationship with your family is like, but I see your father helping you feel better... are you and he close?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 21, 2006, 02:08:51 PM: Quote from: McJagger on July 21, 2006, 09:22:26 AM
when will my wife get the addition to our house that she has been wanting?

shima, you may answer this one. baby said that she was an expert on sexes, you said you were not. are you adept at predicting building additions?

I'm good at nuts and bolts stuff, yes ;).

Addition: yes, she will, but you'll have a hard time finding someone to do it... I don't see you getting screwed but make sure you examine each potential contactor very carefully. Do intenet seaches and a background check on each one, if you can.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 21, 2006, 02:10:04 PM: Quote from: TomRenegade on July 21, 2006, 10:03:07 AM
should i continue practising my religion?

Yes. Your experience with it will improve for you, from this point on.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Peter on July 21, 2006, 02:34:17 PM: Will I end up shagging the girl I'm meeting with tomorrow?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Tom/Mutate on July 21, 2006, 03:05:56 PM: I would like to know if I will be able to live as an indepentant adult (not live off benefits and parents) anytime soon.Â Â Â
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 21, 2006, 03:07:54 PM: will my wife's nesting put a major strain on our relationship?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 21, 2006, 06:26:16 PM: Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 21, 2006, 02:34:17 PM
Will I end up shagging the girl I'm meeting with tomorrow?

No (2 of swords (distrust), 7 of coins (indecision), king of coins (inability to connect)).
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 21, 2006, 06:27:08 PM: Quote from: McJagger on July 21, 2006, 03:07:54 PM
will my wife's nesting put a major strain on our relationship?

Yes, but you need to accomodate her.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 21, 2006, 06:31:55 PM: psychic lady,
does my wife love your answers?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Draggon on July 21, 2006, 08:27:44 PM: Could you look into your crystal ball and answer something for me?

At what point in the future will you realize that fortune-telling is a bunch of crackpot nonsense and move onto more intellectually stimulating hobbies?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: QuirkyCarla on July 21, 2006, 08:58:17 PM: Do you think you can make a believer out of draggon or will he always be so close-minded? :laugh:
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: QuirkyCarla on July 21, 2006, 10:31:22 PM: Quote from: shima on July 21, 2006, 02:05:12 PM
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on July 20, 2006, 02:46:40 PM
I've been kind of depressed lately. Do you see anything good happening to me soon?

I don't know what your relationship with your family is like, but I see your father helping you feel better... are you and he close?

We used to be, but I rarely see him now.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: QuirkyCarla on July 21, 2006, 10:32:08 PM: Is my house still haunted?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on July 21, 2006, 10:45:04 PM: Just random question Shima from someone who has been brought up using tarot cards etc (runs in the family), which type of deck are you using? and do you use other forms of divination?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Peter on July 22, 2006, 01:28:14 AM: Quote from: shima on July 21, 2006, 06:26:16 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 21, 2006, 02:34:17 PM
Will I end up shagging the girl I'm meeting with tomorrow?

No (2 of swords (distrust), 7 of coins (indecision), king of coins (inability to connect)).

So is that a yes or a no?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Callaway on July 22, 2006, 01:40:13 AM: Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 22, 2006, 01:28:14 AM
Quote from: shima on July 21, 2006, 06:26:16 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 21, 2006, 02:34:17 PM
Will I end up shagging the girl I'm meeting with tomorrow?

No (2 of swords (distrust), 7 of coins (indecision), king of coins (inability to connect)).

So is that a yes or a no?

Looks like a no to me, Peter.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McJ on July 22, 2006, 03:29:43 AM: is the dove still plastered?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Peter on July 22, 2006, 03:40:35 AM: Will Fluorescent ever shut up?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Eamonn on July 22, 2006, 07:24:09 AM: Phoney baloney!
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 22, 2006, 10:30:54 AM: Quote from: McJagger on July 21, 2006, 06:31:55 PM
psychic lady,
does my wife love your answers?

Very much-- but most women like psychic & paranormal stuff.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 22, 2006, 10:32:31 AM: Quote from: Draggon on July 21, 2006, 08:27:44 PM
Could you look into your crystal ball and answer something for me?

At what point in the future will you realize that fortune-telling is a bunch of crackpot nonsense and move onto more intellectually stimulating hobbies?

Never-- page of swords (defensiveness); magician (belief in paranormal); nine of coins (patience, duration). ;)
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 22, 2006, 10:34:13 AM: Quote from: QuirkyCarla on July 21, 2006, 08:58:17 PM
Do you think you can make a believer out of draggon or will he always be so close-minded? :laugh:

No, he'll never convert-- king of swords (distrust); 8 of swords (closing oneself off).
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 22, 2006, 10:35:10 AM: Quote from: QuirkyCarla on July 21, 2006, 10:31:22 PM
Quote from: shima on July 21, 2006, 02:05:12 PM
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on July 20, 2006, 02:46:40 PM
I've been kind of depressed lately. Do you see anything good happening to me soon?

I don't know what your relationship with your family is like, but I see your father helping you feel better... are you and he close?

We used to be, but I rarely see him now.

I saw an older man comforting you... I assumed it was a father.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 22, 2006, 10:36:37 AM: Quote from: QuirkyCarla on July 21, 2006, 10:32:08 PM
Is my house still haunted?

Yes-- it's someone who had a broken heart, they can't move on.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 22, 2006, 10:38:27 AM: Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on July 21, 2006, 10:45:04 PM
Just random question Shima from someone who has been brought up using tarot cards etc (runs in the family), which type of deck are you using? and do you use other forms of divination?

Connolly deck, I also have a Marseilles deck but the cards in that one are ripped. What kind do you use?

Now we have three psychic ladies! ;D
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 22, 2006, 10:38:56 AM: Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 22, 2006, 01:28:14 AM
Quote from: shima on July 21, 2006, 06:26:16 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 21, 2006, 02:34:17 PM
Will I end up shagging the girl I'm meeting with tomorrow?

No (2 of swords (distrust), 7 of coins (indecision), king of coins (inability to connect)).

So is that a yes or a no?

You will not shag the girl.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 22, 2006, 10:39:34 AM: Quote from: Callaway on July 22, 2006, 01:40:13 AM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 22, 2006, 01:28:14 AM
Quote from: shima on July 21, 2006, 06:26:16 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 21, 2006, 02:34:17 PM
Will I end up shagging the girl I'm meeting with tomorrow?

No (2 of swords (distrust), 7 of coins (indecision), king of coins (inability to connect)).

So is that a yes or a no?

Looks like a no to me, Peter.

I guess he was hoping it was a typo! 8)
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 22, 2006, 10:41:11 AM: Quote from: mInDfUcK on July 22, 2006, 03:29:43 AM
is the dove still plastered?

No, but you are.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 22, 2006, 10:42:59 AM: Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 22, 2006, 03:40:35 AM
Will Fluorescent ever shut up?

No, but he is trying his best. Three of wands-- communication; three of coins-- writing; 8 of cups-- feeling bad, trying to change.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 22, 2006, 10:44:38 AM: Quote from: Eamonn on July 22, 2006, 07:24:09 AM
Phoney baloney!

3 of swords-- heartbreak
10 of coins-- family
9 of swords-- walking away

A loner.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 22, 2006, 10:53:53 AM: why does necromancer leave and hiro return?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Tom/Mutate on July 22, 2006, 11:26:21 AM: do you see anything in my future like a new job or new house?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Peter on July 22, 2006, 11:52:48 AM: Quote from: shima on July 22, 2006, 10:38:56 AM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 22, 2006, 01:28:14 AM
Quote from: shima on July 21, 2006, 06:26:16 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 21, 2006, 02:34:17 PM
Will I end up shagging the girl I'm meeting with tomorrow?

No (2 of swords (distrust), 7 of coins (indecision), king of coins (inability to connect)).

So is that a yes or a no?

You will not shag the girl.

2 of swords, 7 of coins and king of coins my ass! We connected very well, thanks very much, and she was so decisive that she decided to get the bus out to where I live tomorrow evening. The distrust thingy looks pretty buggered too; she loaned me one of her books.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 22, 2006, 12:42:43 PM: she ruv you wrong time?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McJ on July 22, 2006, 12:46:09 PM: Quote from: McJagger on July 22, 2006, 12:42:43 PM
she ruv you wrong time?

Ray too wrong
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Peter on July 22, 2006, 12:52:58 PM: Quote from: McJagger on July 22, 2006, 12:42:43 PM
she ruv you wrong time?

That's Vietnam; she's Chinese.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McJ on July 22, 2006, 12:55:37 PM: Ive got blisters nonetheless
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 22, 2006, 12:57:33 PM: asian
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Peter on July 22, 2006, 01:01:14 PM: Quote from: McJagger on July 22, 2006, 12:57:33 PM
asian

Full metal jacket.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McJ on July 22, 2006, 01:04:12 PM: Quote from: McJagger on July 22, 2006, 12:57:33 PM
asian

asian flu over the kuckoos nest?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Eamonn on July 22, 2006, 01:14:44 PM: Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 22, 2006, 12:52:58 PM
Quote from: McJagger on July 22, 2006, 12:42:43 PM
she ruv you wrong time?

That's Vietnam; she's Chinese.

What you waaaaaan? Flied lice and cuwwy? Yes sir mr white man.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 22, 2006, 01:15:27 PM: dear psychic lady,

when will the NT partners and NT Moms take over all the AS boards and force us all into hiding?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Peter on July 22, 2006, 01:15:56 PM: Quote from: Eamonn on July 22, 2006, 01:14:44 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 22, 2006, 12:52:58 PM
Quote from: McJagger on July 22, 2006, 12:42:43 PM
she ruv you wrong time?

That's Vietnam; she's Chinese.

What you waaaaaan? Flied lice and cuwwy? Yes sir mr white man.

That's better. :P
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Eamonn on July 22, 2006, 01:17:25 PM: Quote from: shima on July 22, 2006, 10:44:38 AM

3 of swords-- heartbreak
10 of coins-- family
9 of swords-- walking away

A loner.

Way to state the obvious. Anyway, i didnt ask you to read me, just ackowledge that this card reading is a load of bollocks. Sometimes it's good to close one's mind to filter out the shite like tarot cards and organised religion.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on July 22, 2006, 06:00:27 PM: Hey Shima, my first deck was an old tarot deck which was passed down and was showing its age, but i kept it never-the-less, but used my own deck that was bought especially for me. I have a few types of decks which were collected as the years passed, Raider Waite, Sacred Rose, Old Traditional Egyptian, Angel, Goddess (two diff variations, one tarot, one oracle), Native-American, and a Faerie deck which i was given as a gift. I also have some runes etc.

Do you ever use Runes?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 22, 2006, 06:41:57 PM: HG,
what sex will my child be?

BTW-we find out this thursday.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on July 22, 2006, 06:49:38 PM: I do not predict the sex of children.

Gosh if my gran was near your wife she'd soon let her know.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 22, 2006, 08:32:39 PM: Quote from: McJagger on July 22, 2006, 10:53:53 AM
why does necromancer leave and hiro return?

Because they are both trapped, in their own way.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 22, 2006, 08:33:26 PM: Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 22, 2006, 11:52:48 AM
Quote from: shima on July 22, 2006, 10:38:56 AM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 22, 2006, 01:28:14 AM
Quote from: shima on July 21, 2006, 06:26:16 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 21, 2006, 02:34:17 PM
Will I end up shagging the girl I'm meeting with tomorrow?

No (2 of swords (distrust), 7 of coins (indecision), king of coins (inability to connect)).

So is that a yes or a no?

You will not shag the girl.

2 of swords, 7 of coins and king of coins my ass! We connected very well, thanks very much, and she was so decisive that she decided to get the bus out to where I live tomorrow evening. The distrust thingy looks pretty buggered too; she loaned me one of her books.

Psychic lady is not always accurate. That's why this is in the games section ;D. Although you didn't shag her, did you?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 22, 2006, 08:34:34 PM: Quote from: McJagger on July 22, 2006, 01:15:27 PM
dear psychic lady,

when will the NT partners and NT Moms take over all the AS boards and force us all into hiding?

The truth is that en masse we scare them; so, never.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 22, 2006, 08:35:28 PM: Quote from: Eamonn on July 22, 2006, 01:17:25 PM

Way to state the obvious. Anyway, i didnt ask you to read me, just ackowledge that this card reading is a load of bollocks. Sometimes it's good to close one's mind to filter out the shite like tarot cards and organised religion.

True, sorry, and perhaps you're right!
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 22, 2006, 08:36:21 PM: Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on July 22, 2006, 06:00:27 PM
Hey Shima, my first deck was an old tarot deck which was passed down and was showing its age, but i kept it never-the-less, but used my own deck that was bought especially for me. I have a few types of decks which were collected as the years passed, Raider Waite, Sacred Rose, Old Traditional Egyptian, Angel, Goddess (two diff variations, one tarot, one oracle), Native-American, and a Faerie deck which i was given as a gift. I also have some runes etc.

Do you ever use Runes?

No, I've never used runes. The only other prediction method I've used (rarely) is reading candle drippings.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Leto729 on July 22, 2006, 08:58:17 PM: Quote from: shima on July 22, 2006, 08:36:21 PM
Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on July 22, 2006, 06:00:27 PM
Hey Shima, my first deck was an old tarot deck which was passed down and was showing its age, but i kept it never-the-less, but used my own deck that was bought especially for me. I have a few types of decks which were collected as the years passed, Raider Waite, Sacred Rose, Old Traditional Egyptian, Angel, Goddess (two diff variations, one tarot, one oracle), Native-American, and a Faerie deck which i was given as a gift. I also have some runes etc.

Do you ever use Runes?

No, I've never used runes.Â The only other prediction method I've used (rarely) is reading candle drippings.
How do You do that?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 22, 2006, 09:27:36 PM: will it rain in July in sunny southern california 2006?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 22, 2006, 09:41:54 PM: Quote from: kevv729 on July 22, 2006, 08:58:17 PM
How do You do that?

You drip melted wax into water, and depending on the shape the wax forms, you predict what will happen. A fish shape is a good sign, for instance.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 22, 2006, 09:45:01 PM: Quote from: McJagger on July 22, 2006, 09:27:36 PM
will it rain in July in sunny southern california 2006?

No, but it will get very cloudy.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 22, 2006, 09:59:30 PM: Quote from: shima on July 22, 2006, 09:45:01 PM
Quote from: McJagger on July 22, 2006, 09:27:36 PM
will it rain in July in sunny southern california 2006?

No, but it will get very cloudy.
technically you are correct.
although, we are currently having a freak storm.
it is about 100 degrees outside, then all of a sudden the sky turns black. what we got was hail (i could tell by how cold the drops seemed. it is accompanied by sever lightning. and the temperature must have dropped about 20 degrees within 1 hour.
freaky
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 22, 2006, 10:06:08 PM: :o Eek!
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: QuirkyCarla on July 22, 2006, 10:43:15 PM: We had a storm today too. It seems like the whole country is having storms. The other day an aspie friend of mine who lives in Georgia had a storm the same day as me.

Psychic lady: Do you think Ouija boards are evil?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 23, 2006, 12:22:34 AM: No-- but I don't think they work, either. I've never seen a convincing example. Lucid dreams are the best way to contact the dead.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: QuirkyCarla on July 23, 2006, 12:27:12 AM: How exactly does that work? Do you have to have a specific dead person in mind?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 23, 2006, 12:28:47 AM: You pick the person and what you want to ask them before you go to sleep, you will yourself into a lucid state while you're dreaming, and then you try to find that person.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: QuirkyCarla on July 23, 2006, 12:33:06 AM: I think I will go try that right now.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Peter on July 23, 2006, 03:47:27 AM: Quote from: shima on July 22, 2006, 08:33:26 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 22, 2006, 11:52:48 AM
Quote from: shima on July 22, 2006, 10:38:56 AM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 22, 2006, 01:28:14 AM
Quote from: shima on July 21, 2006, 06:26:16 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 21, 2006, 02:34:17 PM
Will I end up shagging the girl I'm meeting with tomorrow?

No (2 of swords (distrust), 7 of coins (indecision), king of coins (inability to connect)).

So is that a yes or a no?

You will not shag the girl.

2 of swords, 7 of coins and king of coins my ass! We connected very well, thanks very much, and she was so decisive that she decided to get the bus out to where I live tomorrow evening. The distrust thingy looks pretty buggered too; she loaned me one of her books.

Psychic lady is not always accurate. That's why this is in the games section ;D. Although you didn't shag her, did you?

I asked if I'd end up shagging her; not if I'd shag her on that particular day. :P
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Tom/Mutate on July 23, 2006, 05:55:52 AM: How did the universe come into existence?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 23, 2006, 08:16:21 AM: will i ever cheat on my wife?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Draggon on July 23, 2006, 11:56:02 AM: Is the apocalypse nigh?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Peter on July 23, 2006, 03:34:44 PM: Will I shag the other girl I'm meeting with in a couple of weeks?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 23, 2006, 05:01:22 PM: Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 23, 2006, 03:34:44 PM
Will I shag the other girl I'm meeting with in a couple of weeks?

pete with your beauty and brains you can shag any female alive.
if...
you can be arsed to put in the effort.

remember, women enjoy sex also.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Peter on July 23, 2006, 05:05:01 PM: Quote from: McJagger on July 23, 2006, 05:01:22 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 23, 2006, 03:34:44 PM
Will I shag the other girl I'm meeting with in a couple of weeks?

pete with your beauty and brains you can shag any female alive.
if...
you can be arsed to put in the effort.

remember, women enjoy sex also.

But not all of them will admit that to themselves, which complicates the matter rather a lot. Fortunately this one isn't of that sort.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 23, 2006, 05:14:58 PM: Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 23, 2006, 05:05:01 PM
Quote from: McJagger on July 23, 2006, 05:01:22 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 23, 2006, 03:34:44 PM
Will I shag the other girl I'm meeting with in a couple of weeks?

pete with your beauty and brains you can shag any female alive.
if...
you can be arsed to put in the effort.

remember, women enjoy sex also.

But not all of them will admit that to themselves, which complicates the matter rather a lot.Â Fortunately this one isn't of that sort.

thus your brains.

your looks will always get your foot in the door, its your brains which will get you all the way in.

the thing i used to kick myself in the arse over was my inability to muster up the nerve to go for that knockout punch.Â you are correct that they all will not admit that to themselves and they still adhere to the ancient rules of courting.Â it is rare when they instigate the sex.Â that is why timing is important.
look for clues, sometimes you just got to take a chance.

but remember, no means ~~maybe~~ no!
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on July 23, 2006, 05:24:20 PM: I will ask a couple of questions, save me from doing my cards myself for a change.

Is it worth it?

Will it work out the way i want it to?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Leto729 on July 23, 2006, 08:17:49 PM: What kind of candles do You use? Are they special type of candles or just reglar candles?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Nomaken on July 23, 2006, 10:42:41 PM: Where are my pants?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 23, 2006, 10:47:09 PM: how old will i live to be.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McJ on July 23, 2006, 10:51:44 PM: how old will I be when I learn to live ?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on July 23, 2006, 10:52:14 PM: Is the woman whos coming to stay with us tommorrow from New Zealand gonna be a total loon? Will i need to dig out some sedatives to mash in alongside her potatoes when shes not looking?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Nomaken on July 23, 2006, 10:53:28 PM: Do it anyway, it will be funny.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: QuirkyCarla on July 23, 2006, 10:56:28 PM: Will I become an alcoholic when I turn 21?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Nomaken on July 23, 2006, 10:59:08 PM: Will I die in a good mood?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 23, 2006, 11:35:42 PM: Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 23, 2006, 03:47:27 AM
Quote from: shima on July 22, 2006, 08:33:26 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 22, 2006, 11:52:48 AM
Quote from: shima on July 22, 2006, 10:38:56 AM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 22, 2006, 01:28:14 AM
Quote from: shima on July 21, 2006, 06:26:16 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 21, 2006, 02:34:17 PM
Will I end up shagging the girl I'm meeting with tomorrow?

No (2 of swords (distrust), 7 of coins (indecision), king of coins (inability to connect)).

So is that a yes or a no?

You will not shag the girl.

2 of swords, 7 of coins and king of coins my ass! We connected very well, thanks very much, and she was so decisive that she decided to get the bus out to where I live tomorrow evening. The distrust thingy looks pretty buggered too; she loaned me one of her books.

Psychic lady is not always accurate. That's why this is in the games section ;D. Although you didn't shag her, did you?

I asked if I'd end up shagging her; not if I'd shag her on that particular day. :P

Oops. Let me ask the revised question now:

You will mess around but not have sex.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 23, 2006, 11:37:20 PM: Quote from: Rena on July 23, 2006, 05:55:52 AM
How did the universe come into existence?

A male and female force/essence were divided from one another and what we know as existence is the venue for them to be reunited.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 23, 2006, 11:38:42 PM: Quote from: McJagger on July 23, 2006, 08:16:21 AM
will i ever cheat on my wife?

OMG, yes.

Lovers (a choice); 3 of cups (sexual indulgence); emperor (self-satisfaction).
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 23, 2006, 11:40:45 PM: Quote from: Draggon on July 23, 2006, 11:56:02 AM
Is the apocalypse nigh?

No. God is still waiting patiently and can't make up his mind (Temperance-- patience; 7 of cups-- indecision).
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 23, 2006, 11:43:25 PM: Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 23, 2006, 03:34:44 PM
Will I shag the other girl I'm meeting with in a couple of weeks?

No-- you'll get less far with her than with girl #1.

Ace of swords-- a halt
4 of swords-- walling oneself off

I think you might be looking for the wrong kind of girl? Wounded and wordy? They tend to be less saucy...
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Callaway on July 23, 2006, 11:46:20 PM: Will my daughter go to college?

Will she ever be able to live independently?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 23, 2006, 11:47:14 PM: for hypnotica:

---->Is it worth it?

No. There will be no improvement.

4 of coins-- being stuck
6 of coins-- imbalance of dependence or power
temperance-- resignation, sadness

--->Will it work out the way i want it to?

No. Page of swords and queen of swords-- a struggle.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: QuirkyCarla on July 23, 2006, 11:48:31 PM: Why wasn't I able to have a lucid dream last night?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 23, 2006, 11:49:29 PM: Quote from: kevv729 on July 23, 2006, 08:17:49 PM
What kind of candles do You use? Are they special type of candles or just reglar candles?

Regular candles. I only did it a few times.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 23, 2006, 11:50:31 PM: Quote from: Nomaken on July 23, 2006, 10:42:41 PM
Where are my pants?

Near the porn stash.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 23, 2006, 11:51:39 PM: Quote from: McJagger on July 23, 2006, 10:47:09 PM
how old will i live to be.

You will live to see at least one grandchild.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 23, 2006, 11:52:58 PM: Quote from: hiro on July 23, 2006, 10:51:44 PM
how old will I be when I learn to live ?

You will always live life upside down (Hanged Man).
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 23, 2006, 11:54:29 PM: Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on July 23, 2006, 10:52:14 PM
Is the woman whos coming to stay with us tommorrow from New Zealand gonna be a total loon? Will i need to dig out some sedatives to mash in alongside her potatoes when shes not looking?

No, in fact; she will be very interesting (ace of wands) and sweet (page of cups).
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 23, 2006, 11:56:08 PM: Quote from: QuirkyCarla on July 23, 2006, 10:56:28 PM
Will I become an alcoholic when I turn 21?

Yikes! There is a possibiity of it, and I see the risk of your falling under the influence of a troubled boyfriend who will encourage you to drink.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 23, 2006, 11:57:41 PM: Quote from: Nomaken on July 23, 2006, 10:59:08 PM
Will I die in a good mood?

An incredibly good mood (sun, ace of cups), with a woman you love (nine of coins) nearby. I think you'll be married to her.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Nomaken on July 23, 2006, 11:59:02 PM: Oh good, if she outlasts me she can make sure my funeral goes as I had it planned, with the strippers and open bar and cute music and shit.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 23, 2006, 11:59:51 PM: Quote from: Callaway on July 23, 2006, 11:46:20 PM
Will my daughter go to college?

Will she ever be able to live independently?

She will always be attached and dependent on you *to a degree,* (8 of cups, 6 of cups) but I see her flourishing on her own (The World, a very positive card :)).
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McJ on July 24, 2006, 12:00:29 AM: Quote from: shima on July 23, 2006, 11:52:58 PM
Quote from: hiro on July 23, 2006, 10:51:44 PM
how old will I be when I learn to live ?

You will always live life upside down (Hanged Man).

You mean like a cake, with all my pineapples showing ?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: QuirkyCarla on July 24, 2006, 12:01:30 AM: Quote from: hiro on July 24, 2006, 12:00:29 AM
Quote from: shima on July 23, 2006, 11:52:58 PM
Quote from: hiro on July 23, 2006, 10:51:44 PM
how old will I be when I learn to live ?

You will always live life upside down (Hanged Man).

You mean like a cake, with all my pineapples showing ?

hahaha you mentioned pineapples.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 24, 2006, 12:02:26 AM: Quote from: QuirkyCarla on July 23, 2006, 11:48:31 PM
Why wasn't I able to have a lucid dream last night?

Hmmm... I think you were too anxious. Who did you want to contact?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: QuirkyCarla on July 24, 2006, 12:04:41 AM: Whoever haunts my house.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 24, 2006, 12:07:27 AM: Quote from: Nomaken on July 23, 2006, 11:59:02 PM
Oh good, if she outlasts me she can make sure my funeral goes as I had it planned, with the strippers and open bar and cute music and shit.
nomaken, can i come to your funeral?

psychic lady, will i cheat with one of the strippers at nomakens funeral.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Leto729 on July 24, 2006, 12:21:52 AM: Can the cards tell Who am I?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Nomaken on July 24, 2006, 12:28:25 AM: Sure, I plan to have a TON of liquor in that open bar. And it is being held next to a hotel so that those who drink too much dont have to drive home.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Tom/Mutate on July 24, 2006, 03:09:52 AM: Quote from: shima on July 23, 2006, 11:37:20 PM
Quote from: Rena on July 23, 2006, 05:55:52 AM
How did the universe come into existence?

A male and female force/essence were divided from one another and what we know as existence is the venue for them to be reunited.

Thanks but I'm not sure how to reconcile this with Stephen Hawking/ Carl Sagan's schtick.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Tom/Mutate on July 24, 2006, 10:30:37 AM: will i ever get revenge on my enemy?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: duncvis on July 24, 2006, 10:50:41 AM: time to change distros again... *cracks knuckles*
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 24, 2006, 11:30:52 AM: will naruto save susaske in time?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: QuirkyCarla on July 24, 2006, 08:56:45 PM: What's school going to be like when I go back?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Leto729 on July 24, 2006, 10:01:26 PM: Are the cards Hot tonight?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 24, 2006, 11:25:14 PM: Quote from: McJagger on July 24, 2006, 12:07:27 AM
Quote from: Nomaken on July 23, 2006, 11:59:02 PM
Oh good, if she outlasts me she can make sure my funeral goes as I had it planned, with the strippers and open bar and cute music and shit.
nomaken, can i come to your funeral?

psychic lady, will i cheat with one of the strippers at nomakens funeral.

It is possible.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 24, 2006, 11:26:37 PM: Quote from: kevv729 on July 24, 2006, 12:21:52 AM
Can the cards tell Who am I?

You're an isolated guy (king of coins) who loves women too much (10 of cups, world).
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 24, 2006, 11:27:43 PM: Quote from: Rena on July 24, 2006, 10:30:37 AM
will i ever get revenge on my enemy?

Yes, and you will gloat in their suffering.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 24, 2006, 11:28:40 PM: Quote from: McJagger on July 24, 2006, 11:30:52 AM
will naruto save susaske in time?

Of course.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 24, 2006, 11:30:16 PM: Quote from: QuirkyCarla on July 24, 2006, 08:56:45 PM
What's school going to be like when I go back?

It will go well but you will encounter a man who might cause you heartache-- be careful. If you concentrate on your studies, you'll be fine.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 24, 2006, 11:30:43 PM: Quote from: kevv729 on July 24, 2006, 10:01:26 PM
Are the cards Hot tonight?

Yes. It's always better at night.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Leto729 on July 24, 2006, 11:37:20 PM: Quote from: shima on July 24, 2006, 11:30:43 PM
Quote from: kevv729 on July 24, 2006, 10:01:26 PM
Are the cards Hot tonight?

Yes.Â It's always better at night.
Why is that?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Peter on July 25, 2006, 04:27:40 AM: Consider the function (http://www.math.ucdavis.edu/~kouba/CalcOneDIRECTORY/logdiffdirectory/img22.gif)Â . Find an equation of the line tangent to the graph of f at x=1 .
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 25, 2006, 12:49:32 PM: uh,Â is it 1 or 7/10
except i cannot explain e
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Peter on July 25, 2006, 01:31:05 PM: Quote from: McJagger on July 25, 2006, 12:49:32 PM
uh, is it 1 or 7/10
except i cannot explain e

It's all double-dutch to me.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 25, 2006, 10:21:00 PM: Quote from: kevv729 on July 24, 2006, 11:37:20 PM
Quote from: shima on July 24, 2006, 11:30:43 PM
Quote from: kevv729 on July 24, 2006, 10:01:26 PM
Are the cards Hot tonight?

Yes. It's always better at night.
Why is that?

Because people are asleep at night I can "receive" signals better.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 25, 2006, 10:21:58 PM: Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 25, 2006, 04:27:40 AM
Consider the function (http://www.math.ucdavis.edu/~kouba/CalcOneDIRECTORY/logdiffdirectory/img22.gif) . Find an equation of the line tangent to the graph of f at x=1 .

Turn it into a yes or no question, or an "option A or option B" question, and I can answer! ;)
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Leto729 on July 25, 2006, 10:40:00 PM: That sounds better than what Peter and McJagger where talking about. :)

So is that better for the cards to or just You to be tuned in?

What am I doing right now?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 25, 2006, 11:08:32 PM: Quote from: kevv729 on July 25, 2006, 10:40:00 PM
That sounds better than what Peter and McJagger where talking about. :)

So is that better for the cards to or just You to be tuned in?

What am I doing right now?

You are feeling melancholy.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 25, 2006, 11:31:05 PM: Quote from: kevv729 on July 25, 2006, 10:40:00 PM
That sounds better than what Peter and McJagger where talking about. :)

So is that better for the cards to or just You to be tuned in?

What am I doing right now?

how many more times this week is kevv going to rain on peters and my parade?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: hiroshima on July 25, 2006, 11:45:22 PM: Quote from: McJagger on July 25, 2006, 11:31:05 PM
Quote from: kevv729 on July 25, 2006, 10:40:00 PM
That sounds better than what Peter and McJagger where talking about. :)

So is that better for the cards to or just You to be tuned in?

What am I doing right now?

how many more times this week is kevv going to rain on peters and my parade?

Five times.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 25, 2006, 11:48:08 PM: why does he feel the need to mediate me?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Leto729 on July 25, 2006, 11:53:54 PM: Quote from: McJagger on July 25, 2006, 11:48:08 PM
why does he feel the need to mediate me?
For You need to change Your spots boy. :laugh:
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 25, 2006, 11:56:15 PM: hey wait one minute there.

I have a bucket of balls and enough hair on my ass to weave TWO navajo rugs and you call me boy!
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Leto729 on July 25, 2006, 11:57:46 PM: Okay man is that better then in the end. :laugh:
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 26, 2006, 12:03:53 AM: how many navajo rugs can Kevv weave?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Leto729 on July 26, 2006, 12:05:57 AM: Do You really want to know? :laugh:
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Tom/Mutate on July 26, 2006, 04:33:52 AM: Will I ever have a chance of romance with my friend?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 26, 2006, 04:37:41 AM: will my best friend (who every woman who has ever known him has fallen in love with him) ever, get married?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 27, 2006, 01:34:30 PM: will my baby BOY be born healthy?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Callaway on July 27, 2006, 01:36:09 PM: Is it a boy McJagger?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: QuirkyCarla on July 27, 2006, 01:36:45 PM: Lol, I see Callaway just beat me to it. I was going to ask the same thing.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 27, 2006, 01:45:16 PM: Quote from: Callaway on July 27, 2006, 01:36:09 PM
Is it a boy McJagger?

GRINS...
YES!
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: QuirkyCarla on July 27, 2006, 01:51:36 PM: Yay!

Congratualations, McJagger!
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Callaway on July 27, 2006, 01:53:34 PM: I am so happy and excited for you and your wife! Â Congratulations!

Did they do an ultrasound and see his "turtle" or did they find out some other way?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: McGiver on July 27, 2006, 01:56:04 PM: Quote from: Callaway on July 27, 2006, 01:53:34 PM
I am so happy and excited for you and your wife! Â Congratulations!

Did they do an ultrasound and see his "turtle" or did they find out some other way?
looked more like a bazooka with a helmet.

yes, they did an ultrasound, and everything was perfect.

also i asked the doctor if they were able to check for autism and she said NO. but they can check for down syndrome and the boy did not have down syndrome.

11 oz. so far. but my wife has already given birth to two 9 1/2 pounders.
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: baby on July 27, 2006, 01:59:01 PM: lol i was right!!!

baby
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: Draggon on July 27, 2006, 06:21:37 PM: oh fuck it, I'll bite....

Is this train of thought I'm on right now going to lead me anywhere or am I just bashing my head against a brick wall?
Title: Re: ask psychic lady
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on December 08, 2008, 04:18:23 PM: I look at her boobs, they tell all, because she wouldn't show the rest :-*