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Title: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: driftingblizzard on August 27, 2008, 09:46:59 AM
I'll start.

I think that I'll meet a girl totally at random and am just waiting around for it to happen.  So I'm not even trying.

and your reply to this is:
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: Callaway on August 27, 2008, 10:27:56 AM
OK.  How's that working for you?
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: driftingblizzard on August 27, 2008, 10:42:59 AM
OK.  How's that working for you?

Well, that's not the demeaning reply I was looking for, it should have said something like, "what do you think, women drop out of the sky?, especially to land on a doorstep of someone like you"?!

Get out there and get to work, start doing you laundry at the laundrymat, offer to change oil on single mom's cars, disconnect your internet porn. 

you know, something like that.   
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: driftingblizzard on August 27, 2008, 10:47:21 AM
oh, but to answer your question, it hasn't worked well.  Even if a girl thinks you aren't interested, and you act like you're not interested, she still wants you to be interested and involved.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: Callaway on August 27, 2008, 01:17:25 PM
OK.  How's that working for you?

Well, that's not the demeaning reply I was looking for, it should have said something like, "what do you think, women drop out of the sky?, especially to land on a doorstep of someone like you"?!

Get out there and get to work, start doing you laundry at the laundrymat, offer to change oil on single mom's cars, disconnect your internet porn. 

you know, something like that.   

I don't think that you should do your laundry at the laundromat if you have a perfectly good washing machine and dryer at home, unless maybe your comforter is too big to fit and you need an extra large washer and dryer to accomodate it.

My dad met a bunch of crackheads who stole from him when he stopped and offered to help a young woman (crackhead) whose car had broken down, so I'm not so sure about offering to change the oil of random single mothers' cars, although if there is one in whom you are already interested, that might work.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: driftingblizzard on August 27, 2008, 01:38:20 PM
OK.  How's that working for you?

Well, that's not the demeaning reply I was looking for, it should have said something like, "what do you think, women drop out of the sky?, especially to land on a doorstep of someone like you"?!

Get out there and get to work, start doing you laundry at the laundrymat, offer to change oil on single mom's cars, disconnect your internet porn. 

you know, something like that.   

I don't think that you should do your laundry at the laundromat if you have a perfectly good washing machine and dryer at home, unless maybe your comforter is too big to fit and you need an extra large washer and dryer to accomodate it.

My dad met a bunch of crackheads who stole from him when he stopped and offered to help a young woman (crackhead) whose car had broken down, so I'm not so sure about offering to change the oil of random single mothers' cars, although if there is one in whom you are already interested, that might work.

Now THAT was a pretty good reality check!   Anyone else want to have their reality checked?   Its free.....
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: Pyraxis on August 27, 2008, 02:19:12 PM
I'm not so sure about offering to change the oil of random single mothers' cars, although if there is one in whom you are already interested, that might work.

Yeah, see, what blizzard has to do is next time he goes grocery shopping, pick out the cutest single mom. Follow her around the store to make sure she's actually as cute as she seems, and then when she goes to her car, follow right behind her all the way to her home just in case her car breaks down, so you can stop and help her.

My turn? I think the solution to all life's problems is to make everybody around you fuck off.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: driftingblizzard on August 28, 2008, 08:21:19 AM
I'm not so sure about offering to change the oil of random single mothers' cars, although if there is one in whom you are already interested, that might work.

Yeah, see, what blizzard has to do is next time he goes grocery shopping, pick out the cutest single mom. Follow her around the store to make sure she's actually as cute as she seems, and then when she goes to her car, follow right behind her all the way to her home just in case her car breaks down, so you can stop and help her.

My turn? I think the solution to all life's problems is to make everybody around you fuck off.

ummmm that was helpful?   now to pop your sense of reality:   If you always push people away when there is a "problem" of some sort, how do you ever expect to grow by working things out.  A friend of mine recently called AS a "social detachment disorder".   it made me stop and think, as that is how NT's seem to view us.


Next please.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: El on August 28, 2008, 11:21:49 AM
I'm not so sure about offering to change the oil of random single mothers' cars, although if there is one in whom you are already interested, that might work.

Yeah, see, what blizzard has to do is next time he goes grocery shopping, pick out the cutest single mom. Follow her around the store to make sure she's actually as cute as she seems, and then when she goes to her car, follow right behind her all the way to her home just in case her car breaks down, so you can stop and help her.

My turn? I think the solution to all life's problems is to make everybody around you fuck off.

ummmm that was helpful?   now to pop your sense of reality:   If you always push people away when there is a "problem" of some sort, how do you ever expect to grow by working things out.  A friend of mine recently called AS a "social detachment disorder".   it made me stop and think, as that is how NT's seem to view us.
Next please.
Here's my reality check for your reality check:  People on the spectrum can be detached or they can be as clingy as all fucking fuck.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: driftingblizzard on August 29, 2008, 07:08:45 AM


Here's my reality check for your reality check:  People on the spectrum can be detached or they can be as clingy as all fucking fuck.


The same woman has those exact feelings right before and then right after sex.  Guys are just the opposite!
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: El on August 29, 2008, 09:00:59 AM


Here's my reality check for your reality check:  People on the spectrum can be detached or they can be as clingy as all fucking fuck.


The same woman has those exact feelings right before and then right after sex.  Guys are just the opposite!
1.  What same woman?
2.  What exact feelings?
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: driftingblizzard on August 29, 2008, 10:58:20 AM


Here's my reality check for your reality check:  People on the spectrum can be detached or they can be as clingy as all fucking fuck.


The same woman has those exact feelings right before and then right after sex.  Guys are just the opposite!
1.  What same woman?
2.  What exact feelings?

I meant a generic woman, any woman really, can be detached before sex, then clingy afterward, guys are usually the opposite, clingy before sex, then detached right afterward.!
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: Peter on August 30, 2008, 04:55:26 AM


Here's my reality check for your reality check:  People on the spectrum can be detached or they can be as clingy as all fucking fuck.


The same woman has those exact feelings right before and then right after sex.  Guys are just the opposite!
1.  What same woman?
2.  What exact feelings?

I meant a generic woman, any woman really, can be detached before sex, then clingy afterward, guys are usually the opposite, clingy before sex, then detached right afterward.!

I knew a woman who liked me to piss off and leave her alone right after sex.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: driftingblizzard on August 30, 2008, 08:19:43 PM


Here's my reality check for your reality check:  People on the spectrum can be detached or they can be as clingy as all fucking fuck.


The same woman has those exact feelings right before and then right after sex.  Guys are just the opposite!
1.  What same woman?
2.  What exact feelings?

I meant a generic woman, any woman really, can be detached before sex, then clingy afterward, guys are usually the opposite, clingy before sex, then detached right afterward.!

I knew a woman who liked me to piss off and leave her alone right after sex.

Lucky you!
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: driftingblizzard on August 30, 2008, 08:20:58 PM
I keep thinking that I can be myself around girls, and I'll get fortunate and find one that actually likes me for me.......   doubt it.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: El on August 30, 2008, 08:37:26 PM


Here's my reality check for your reality check:  People on the spectrum can be detached or they can be as clingy as all fucking fuck.


The same woman has those exact feelings right before and then right after sex.  Guys are just the opposite!
1.  What same woman?
2.  What exact feelings?

I meant a generic woman, any woman really, can be detached before sex, then clingy afterward, guys are usually the opposite, clingy before sex, then detached right afterward.!

I knew a woman who liked me to piss off and leave her alone right after sex.
I only feel that way if a guy is a crap shag or a crap human being.  Crap shag weighs heavier though.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 30, 2008, 09:00:18 PM
I keep thinking that I can be myself around girls, and I'll get fortunate and find one that actually likes me for me.......   doubt it.
That's modern society for you. :(
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: El on August 30, 2008, 09:05:11 PM
I keep thinking that I can be myself around girls, and I'll get fortunate and find one that actually likes me for me.......   doubt it.
That's modern society for you. :(
C'est la vie.... pour vouz.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: driftingblizzard on August 30, 2008, 09:16:58 PM
I keep thinking that I can be myself around girls, and I'll get fortunate and find one that actually likes me for me.......   doubt it.
That's modern society for you. :(
C'est la vie.... pour vouz.

damn, now I gotta go to babelfish.....
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: vodz on August 31, 2008, 08:53:02 AM
The "random" approach has worked for me; I now have a woman! :wedding:

I was hanging out with a friend from uni after class one day in april or may, and a female friend of his joined us. We had a few drinks hanging around on campus, then we went with the girl to her place which was nearby. Along the way my friend left us to go home as he was feeling ill, so it was just me and her in her house. We watched movies and chatted late. She invited me to share her bed but I declined and slept on the couch (being the gentleman I am). I thought she was really pretty and cool but I was a bit down at the time, and so was she, neither of us made a move. I was completely myself, feeling no pressure to pick her up.
I left in the morning, we hugged, and I felt absolutely retardedly spastic for not asking for her phone number. I thought I might see her again if I hung out with our mutual friend. He turned out to be good company, but after a few months there was still no sign of this girl.

Last weekend I noticed that a friend of my sister had added this girl on facebook, so I added her with a message asking if she remembered me from our chance encounter. She replied enthusiastically, we started chatting online and before I knew it we were on a date. We ended up at her place again, but this time I took the bed option. :handjob:
She said she was glad I hadn't asked for her phonenumber that first time, as she was blue from a recent break-up.

I've been as weird as I can be and she thinks I'm a freak but also likes me. We saw each other again on the weekend and have plans to continue courting. And fucking.

So driftingblizzard, if a fucken wackjob like me can have success, so can you.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: Blasted on August 31, 2008, 09:05:14 AM
^ Good on you ;)
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: El on August 31, 2008, 10:53:25 AM
The "random" approach has worked for me; I now have a woman! :wedding:

I was hanging out with a friend from uni after class one day in april or may, and a female friend of his joined us. We had a few drinks hanging around on campus, then we went with the girl to her place which was nearby. Along the way my friend left us to go home as he was feeling ill, so it was just me and her in her house. We watched movies and chatted late. She invited me to share her bed but I declined and slept on the couch (being the gentleman I am). I thought she was really pretty and cool but I was a bit down at the time, and so was she, neither of us made a move. I was completely myself, feeling no pressure to pick her up.
I left in the morning, we hugged, and I felt absolutely retardedly spastic for not asking for her phone number. I thought I might see her again if I hung out with our mutual friend. He turned out to be good company, but after a few months there was still no sign of this girl.

Last weekend I noticed that a friend of my sister had added this girl on facebook, so I added her with a message asking if she remembered me from our chance encounter. She replied enthusiastically, we started chatting online and before I knew it we were on a date. We ended up at her place again, but this time I took the bed option. :handjob:
She said she was glad I hadn't asked for her phonenumber that first time, as she was blue from a recent break-up.

I've been as weird as I can be and she thinks I'm a freak but also likes me. We saw each other again on the weekend and have plans to continue courting. And fucking.

So driftingblizzard, if a fucken wackjob like me can have success, so can you.
;D  Good for you!  Best of continued luck!
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: Callaway on August 31, 2008, 11:11:51 AM
The "random" approach has worked for me; I now have a woman! :wedding:

I was hanging out with a friend from uni after class one day in april or may, and a female friend of his joined us. We had a few drinks hanging around on campus, then we went with the girl to her place which was nearby. Along the way my friend left us to go home as he was feeling ill, so it was just me and her in her house. We watched movies and chatted late. She invited me to share her bed but I declined and slept on the couch (being the gentleman I am). I thought she was really pretty and cool but I was a bit down at the time, and so was she, neither of us made a move. I was completely myself, feeling no pressure to pick her up.
I left in the morning, we hugged, and I felt absolutely retardedly spastic for not asking for her phone number. I thought I might see her again if I hung out with our mutual friend. He turned out to be good company, but after a few months there was still no sign of this girl.

Last weekend I noticed that a friend of my sister had added this girl on facebook, so I added her with a message asking if she remembered me from our chance encounter. She replied enthusiastically, we started chatting online and before I knew it we were on a date. We ended up at her place again, but this time I took the bed option. :handjob:
She said she was glad I hadn't asked for her phonenumber that first time, as she was blue from a recent break-up.

I've been as weird as I can be and she thinks I'm a freak but also likes me. We saw each other again on the weekend and have plans to continue courting. And fucking.

So driftingblizzard, if a fucken wackjob like me can have success, so can you.

That's great, Vodzy.  She defininitely sounds like she is worth it.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: driftingblizzard on August 31, 2008, 11:36:09 AM
The "random" approach has worked for me; I now have a woman! :wedding:

I was hanging out with a friend from uni after class one day in april or may, and a female friend of his joined us. We had a few drinks hanging around on campus, then we went with the girl to her place which was nearby. Along the way my friend left us to go home as he was feeling ill, so it was just me and her in her house. We watched movies and chatted late. She invited me to share her bed but I declined and slept on the couch (being the gentleman I am). I thought she was really pretty and cool but I was a bit down at the time, and so was she, neither of us made a move. I was completely myself, feeling no pressure to pick her up.
I left in the morning, we hugged, and I felt absolutely retardedly spastic for not asking for her phone number. I thought I might see her again if I hung out with our mutual friend. He turned out to be good company, but after a few months there was still no sign of this girl.

Last weekend I noticed that a friend of my sister had added this girl on facebook, so I added her with a message asking if she remembered me from our chance encounter. She replied enthusiastically, we started chatting online and before I knew it we were on a date. We ended up at her place again, but this time I took the bed option. :handjob:
She said she was glad I hadn't asked for her phonenumber that first time, as she was blue from a recent break-up.

I've been as weird as I can be and she thinks I'm a freak but also likes me. We saw each other again on the weekend and have plans to continue courting. And fucking.

So driftingblizzard, if a fucken wackjob like me can have success, so can you.

Ahh, there IS hope after all!
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: odeon on August 31, 2008, 03:13:33 PM
The "random" approach has worked for me; I now have a woman! :wedding:

I was hanging out with a friend from uni after class one day in april or may, and a female friend of his joined us. We had a few drinks hanging around on campus, then we went with the girl to her place which was nearby. Along the way my friend left us to go home as he was feeling ill, so it was just me and her in her house. We watched movies and chatted late. She invited me to share her bed but I declined and slept on the couch (being the gentleman I am). I thought she was really pretty and cool but I was a bit down at the time, and so was she, neither of us made a move. I was completely myself, feeling no pressure to pick her up.
I left in the morning, we hugged, and I felt absolutely retardedly spastic for not asking for her phone number. I thought I might see her again if I hung out with our mutual friend. He turned out to be good company, but after a few months there was still no sign of this girl.

Last weekend I noticed that a friend of my sister had added this girl on facebook, so I added her with a message asking if she remembered me from our chance encounter. She replied enthusiastically, we started chatting online and before I knew it we were on a date. We ended up at her place again, but this time I took the bed option. :handjob:
She said she was glad I hadn't asked for her phonenumber that first time, as she was blue from a recent break-up.

I've been as weird as I can be and she thinks I'm a freak but also likes me. We saw each other again on the weekend and have plans to continue courting. And fucking.

So driftingblizzard, if a fucken wackjob like me can have success, so can you.

That's great news, Vodzy. :)
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: DirtDawg on August 31, 2008, 04:32:14 PM
The "random" approach has worked for me; I now have a woman! :wedding:

I was hanging out with a friend from uni after class one day in april or may, and a female friend of his joined us. We had a few drinks hanging around on campus, then we went with the girl to her place which was nearby. Along the way my friend left us to go home as he was feeling ill, so it was just me and her in her house. We watched movies and chatted late. She invited me to share her bed but I declined and slept on the couch (being the gentleman I am). I thought she was really pretty and cool but I was a bit down at the time, and so was she, neither of us made a move. I was completely myself, feeling no pressure to pick her up.
I left in the morning, we hugged, and I felt absolutely retardedly spastic for not asking for her phone number. I thought I might see her again if I hung out with our mutual friend. He turned out to be good company, but after a few months there was still no sign of this girl.

Last weekend I noticed that a friend of my sister had added this girl on facebook, so I added her with a message asking if she remembered me from our chance encounter. She replied enthusiastically, we started chatting online and before I knew it we were on a date. We ended up at her place again, but this time I took the bed option. :handjob:
She said she was glad I hadn't asked for her phonenumber that first time, as she was blue from a recent break-up.

I've been as weird as I can be and she thinks I'm a freak but also likes me. We saw each other again on the weekend and have plans to continue courting. And fucking.

So driftingblizzard, if a fucken wackjob like me can have success, so can you.

:woohoo:

 :afterglow:

:beergrin:

Here's to continued courting and fucking ... all you want!
Great news Vodzy!

Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: driftingblizzard on September 01, 2008, 06:51:33 PM
The "random" approach has worked for me; I now have a woman! :wedding:

I was hanging out with a friend from uni after class one day in april or may, and a female friend of his joined us. We had a few drinks hanging around on campus, then we went with the girl to her place which was nearby. Along the way my friend left us to go home as he was feeling ill, so it was just me and her in her house. We watched movies and chatted late. She invited me to share her bed but I declined and slept on the couch (being the gentleman I am). I thought she was really pretty and cool but I was a bit down at the time, and so was she, neither of us made a move. I was completely myself, feeling no pressure to pick her up.
I left in the morning, we hugged, and I felt absolutely retardedly spastic for not asking for her phone number. I thought I might see her again if I hung out with our mutual friend. He turned out to be good company, but after a few months there was still no sign of this girl.

Last weekend I noticed that a friend of my sister had added this girl on facebook, so I added her with a message asking if she remembered me from our chance encounter. She replied enthusiastically, we started chatting online and before I knew it we were on a date. We ended up at her place again, but this time I took the bed option. :handjob:
She said she was glad I hadn't asked for her phonenumber that first time, as she was blue from a recent break-up.

I've been as weird as I can be and she thinks I'm a freak but also likes me. We saw each other again on the weekend and have plans to continue courting. And fucking.

So driftingblizzard, if a fucken wackjob like me can have success, so can you.

:woohoo:

 :afterglow:

:beergrin:

Here's to continued courting and fucking ... all you want!
Great news Vodzy!



Iv'e quarnetined my new girlfriend, I am staying singel till I"m 55...  (yerars Old)........


Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: Alex179 on September 02, 2008, 02:51:44 PM
Congratulations Vodzy!   That is good news.   Hopefully this semester works out well for me too.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: El on September 03, 2008, 07:00:01 AM
Hopefully we ALL get laid this semester!!!
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: ozymandias on September 03, 2008, 10:15:51 AM
Hopefully we ALL get laid this semester!!!

Oral sex and cookies for everyone!   :green:
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: El on September 03, 2008, 04:07:35 PM
Hopefully we ALL get laid this semester!!!

Oral sex and cookies for everyone!   :green:
:D  Yay!
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: driftingblizzard on September 04, 2008, 02:57:32 AM
Hopefully we ALL get laid this semester!!!

Oral sex and cookies for everyone!   :green:
:D  Yay!

Do they come with milk?
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: El on September 04, 2008, 07:08:52 AM
Hopefully we ALL get laid this semester!!!

Oral sex and cookies for everyone!   :green:
:D  Yay!

Do they come with milk?
Dunno.  The only cookies I got recently didn't.  They could've come with oral had I not opted out, I'm guessing.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: Alex179 on September 04, 2008, 03:24:59 PM
Hopefully we ALL get laid this semester!!!

Oral sex and cookies for everyone!   :green:
:D  Yay!

Do they come with milk?
Dunno.  The only cookies I got recently didn't.  They could've come with oral had I not opted out, I'm guessing.
Why did  you opt out of the oral?   I eat cookies quite a bit, but I never get any oral with the cookies.   They both seem to be separate for me.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: driftingblizzard on September 11, 2008, 03:08:20 AM
Hopefully we ALL get laid this semester!!!

Oral sex and cookies for everyone!   :green:
:D  Yay!

Do they come with milk?
Dunno.  The only cookies I got recently didn't.  They could've come with oral had I not opted out, I'm guessing.

Is it just me, or is it ALWAYS the girl who decides if sex of any sort will happen?...
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: Callaway on September 11, 2008, 03:10:16 AM
Hopefully we ALL get laid this semester!!!

Oral sex and cookies for everyone!   :green:
:D  Yay!

Do they come with milk?
Dunno.  The only cookies I got recently didn't.  They could've come with oral had I not opted out, I'm guessing.

Is it just me, or is it ALWAYS the girl who decides if sex of any sort will happen?...

If you always want it more than she does, then probably yes.

If she wanted it more than you did, then you would be the one to decide.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: driftingblizzard on September 11, 2008, 03:20:38 AM
Hopefully we ALL get laid this semester!!!

Oral sex and cookies for everyone!   :green:
:D  Yay!

Do they come with milk?
Dunno.  The only cookies I got recently didn't.  They could've come with oral had I not opted out, I'm guessing.

Is it just me, or is it ALWAYS the girl who decides if sex of any sort will happen?...

If you always want it more than she does, then probably yes.

If she wanted it more than you did, then you would be the one to decide.

Now we're getting into "perfect woman" teritory....!
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: Pyraxis on September 11, 2008, 11:57:22 AM
Grass is always greener.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: punkdrew on September 11, 2008, 07:36:45 PM
The "random" approach has worked for me; I now have a woman! :wedding:

I was hanging out with a friend from uni after class one day in april or may, and a female friend of his joined us. We had a few drinks hanging around on campus, then we went with the girl to her place which was nearby. Along the way my friend left us to go home as he was feeling ill, so it was just me and her in her house. We watched movies and chatted late. She invited me to share her bed but I declined and slept on the couch (being the gentleman I am). I thought she was really pretty and cool but I was a bit down at the time, and so was she, neither of us made a move. I was completely myself, feeling no pressure to pick her up.
I left in the morning, we hugged, and I felt absolutely retardedly spastic for not asking for her phone number. I thought I might see her again if I hung out with our mutual friend. He turned out to be good company, but after a few months there was still no sign of this girl.

Last weekend I noticed that a friend of my sister had added this girl on facebook, so I added her with a message asking if she remembered me from our chance encounter. She replied enthusiastically, we started chatting online and before I knew it we were on a date. We ended up at her place again, but this time I took the bed option. :handjob:
She said she was glad I hadn't asked for her phonenumber that first time, as she was blue from a recent break-up.

I've been as weird as I can be and she thinks I'm a freak but also likes me. We saw each other again on the weekend and have plans to continue courting. And fucking.

So driftingblizzard, if a fucken wackjob like me can have success, so can you.

Congrats, Vodzy! Now maybe you'll be less stroppy on the board, eh?  :P
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: Tesla on September 11, 2008, 07:40:40 PM
The "random" approach has worked for me; I now have a woman! :wedding:

I was hanging out with a friend from uni after class one day in april or may, and a female friend of his joined us. We had a few drinks hanging around on campus, then we went with the girl to her place which was nearby. Along the way my friend left us to go home as he was feeling ill, so it was just me and her in her house. We watched movies and chatted late. She invited me to share her bed but I declined and slept on the couch (being the gentleman I am). I thought she was really pretty and cool but I was a bit down at the time, and so was she, neither of us made a move. I was completely myself, feeling no pressure to pick her up.
I left in the morning, we hugged, and I felt absolutely retardedly spastic for not asking for her phone number. I thought I might see her again if I hung out with our mutual friend. He turned out to be good company, but after a few months there was still no sign of this girl.

Last weekend I noticed that a friend of my sister had added this girl on facebook, so I added her with a message asking if she remembered me from our chance encounter. She replied enthusiastically, we started chatting online and before I knew it we were on a date. We ended up at her place again, but this time I took the bed option. :handjob:
She said she was glad I hadn't asked for her phonenumber that first time, as she was blue from a recent break-up.

I've been as weird as I can be and she thinks I'm a freak but also likes me. We saw each other again on the weekend and have plans to continue courting. And fucking.

So driftingblizzard, if a fucken wackjob like me can have success, so can you.
Well done Vodzy... plant that seed, wait for it to grow into a plant, then fuck the plant.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: ApotheosisIV on September 11, 2008, 07:43:41 PM
The "random" approach has worked for me; I now have a woman! :wedding:

I was hanging out with a friend from uni after class one day in april or may, and a female friend of his joined us. We had a few drinks hanging around on campus, then we went with the girl to her place which was nearby. Along the way my friend left us to go home as he was feeling ill, so it was just me and her in her house. We watched movies and chatted late. She invited me to share her bed but I declined and slept on the couch (being the gentleman I am). I thought she was really pretty and cool but I was a bit down at the time, and so was she, neither of us made a move. I was completely myself, feeling no pressure to pick her up.
I left in the morning, we hugged, and I felt absolutely retardedly spastic for not asking for her phone number. I thought I might see her again if I hung out with our mutual friend. He turned out to be good company, but after a few months there was still no sign of this girl.

Last weekend I noticed that a friend of my sister had added this girl on facebook, so I added her with a message asking if she remembered me from our chance encounter. She replied enthusiastically, we started chatting online and before I knew it we were on a date. We ended up at her place again, but this time I took the bed option. :handjob:
She said she was glad I hadn't asked for her phonenumber that first time, as she was blue from a recent break-up.

I've been as weird as I can be and she thinks I'm a freak but also likes me. We saw each other again on the weekend and have plans to continue courting. And fucking.

So driftingblizzard, if a fucken wackjob like me can have success, so can you.
Well done Vodzy... plant that seed, wait for it to grow into a plant, then fuck the plant.
or fuck the seed
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: driftingblizzard on September 11, 2008, 11:27:42 PM
Grass is always greener.

I've been in some pretty green pastures in the past.  Trouble was, they were owned by someone else...  One had a milk cow in it.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: El on September 12, 2008, 08:16:14 AM
Is it just me, or is it ALWAYS the girl who decides if sex of any sort will happen?...

If you always want it more than she does, then probably yes.

If she wanted it more than you did, then you would be the one to decide.

EXACTLY.  Though for me the issue is often less of a lack of want and more of an ability to think with the big brain even when little serissa wants to be friends with everyone.

If she wanted it more than you did, then you would be the one to decide.

Now we're getting into "perfect woman" teritory....!
We're getting into "unlikely relationship disasters experienced by horny women like PMS Elle" territory, actually.

Why did  you opt out of the oral?   I eat cookies quite a bit, but I never get any oral with the cookies.   They both seem to be separate for me.
Didn't date the guy long enough to get to that.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: Pyraxis on September 12, 2008, 10:58:38 PM
Though for me the issue is often less of a lack of want and more of an ability to think with the big brain even when little serissa wants to be friends with everyone.
/me spends five minutes trying to decipher what part of your anatomy you've christened with that archaic username.

 It can't be a breast, unless you only have one...  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: Tesla on September 13, 2008, 12:02:14 AM
Though for me the issue is often less of a lack of want and more of an ability to think with the big brain even when little serissa wants to be friends with everyone.
/me spends five minutes trying to decipher what part of your anatomy you've christened with that archaic username.

 It can't be a breast, unless you only have one...  :zombiefuck:
I'm guessing it's her teeny-peeny.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: Callaway on September 13, 2008, 12:20:34 AM
Though for me the issue is often less of a lack of want and more of an ability to think with the big brain even when little serissa wants to be friends with everyone.
/me spends five minutes trying to decipher what part of your anatomy you've christened with that archaic username.

 It can't be a breast, unless you only have one...  :zombiefuck:

I'm guessing clitoris.
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: El on September 16, 2008, 06:54:29 AM
Though for me the issue is often less of a lack of want and more of an ability to think with the big brain even when little serissa wants to be friends with everyone.
/me spends five minutes trying to decipher what part of your anatomy you've christened with that archaic username.

 It can't be a breast, unless you only have one...  :zombiefuck:

I'm guessing clitoris.
Lol, Pyraxis- double lol, Callaway.  I'm going for gender equity here- guys can have "The big brain" and "The little brain" (or 'other brain' if 'little' is too threatening a term) because the active male part is 'obvious,' though more than just a guy's cock comes into play when even he's thinking solely about sex/what gets him off.  (Example:  Castration would probably have an impact on a guy's viritilty.)
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: driftingblizzard on September 22, 2008, 12:52:49 AM
Though for me the issue is often less of a lack of want and more of an ability to think with the big brain even when little serissa wants to be friends with everyone.
/me spends five minutes trying to decipher what part of your anatomy you've christened with that archaic username.

 It can't be a breast, unless you only have one...  :zombiefuck:
I'm guessing it's her teeny-peeny.

 :plus:  cute name.

I don't know what to say about the size here though.   But PMS elle is such a good sport for letting us ponder such things as her "little serissa"!   
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: El on September 22, 2008, 07:03:10 AM
I'm a woman on an internet message board.  If I let topics like that bother me, I'd end up getting constantly gangtrolled.   8)
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: driftingblizzard on September 24, 2008, 04:55:35 AM
I'm a woman on an internet message board.  If I let topics like that bother me, I'd end up getting constantly gangtrolled.   8)


"gangtrolled"     :lol: :plus:


is that like being dogpiled?
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: El on September 24, 2008, 06:32:25 AM
I'm a woman on an internet message board.  If I let topics like that bother me, I'd end up getting constantly gangtrolled.   8)


"gangtrolled"     :lol: :plus:


is that like being dogpiled?
Flamingly so.    :laugh:
Title: Re: You think its reality, we say "you're fucked up"....
Post by: driftingblizzard on September 24, 2008, 02:35:49 PM
 :plus: