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Title: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
Post by: enronh on August 19, 2008, 05:05:19 PM
Damn.
Title: Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
Post by: vodz on August 19, 2008, 11:30:05 PM
 :hahaha: :pwned:
Title: Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
Post by: Mr Smith on August 20, 2008, 02:40:22 AM
I was hoping for pics of the sausage rolls.
Title: Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 20, 2008, 08:37:08 AM
That'll teach him to keep his dick away from the microwave.
Title: Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
Post by: vodz on August 20, 2008, 09:02:35 AM
That'll teach him to keep his dick away from the microwave.
:lol:
Title: Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
Post by: enronh on August 20, 2008, 09:49:01 AM
:hahaha: :pwned:

Hardly.
Title: Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 30, 2008, 08:21:12 PM
 :orly: Now if you'd said "I burned the tip OFF my finger", it would have sounded more dramatic and newsworthy.
Title: Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
Post by: Gluey on August 31, 2008, 12:05:12 AM
That's the most upsetting thing I heard today I am so sorry May Sithis bless your soul dear brother.
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Post by: enronh on September 01, 2008, 02:41:52 PM
That's the most upsetting thing I heard today I am so sorry May Sithis bless your soul dear brother.

Thank you kind mop-top fab 4 loving lady. I always rely on the compassion & understanding of strangers. But who or what pray tell is 'Sithis'?
Title: Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
Post by: Gluey on September 03, 2008, 08:50:11 PM
That's the most upsetting thing I heard today I am so sorry May Sithis bless your soul dear brother.

Thank you kind mop-top fab 4 loving lady. I always rely on the compassion & understanding of strangers. But who or what pray tell is 'Sithis'?


He is our dread father! Far more mysterious than the gates of Oblivion......
Now dear brother. We must all assassinate the oven.
Title: Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
Post by: punkdrew on September 04, 2008, 12:34:09 AM
INDEED! Oven must die! Wino hath decreed it!  >:D

I feel your pain, brother. One of my best friends lost the tip of one of his fingers to a meat slicer at his job. Hope you feel better.
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Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 04, 2008, 01:33:27 AM
That'll teach him to play hide the sausage with the lights out.
Title: Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
Post by: punkdrew on September 05, 2008, 07:46:56 PM
That'll teach him to play hide the sausage with the lights out.

 :agreed: :LMAO:
Title: Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
Post by: Adam on June 22, 2011, 03:56:56 PM
When I just saw this while I was snooping I thought it was gonna be one of my threads, and was wondering when I had ever heated up sausage rolls in the oven
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Post by: 'andersom' on June 22, 2011, 04:07:46 PM
When I just saw this while I was snooping I thought it was gonna be one of my threads, and was wondering when I had ever heated up sausage rolls in the oven

You did remember burning the tip of your fingers?  :autism:
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Post by: Adam on June 22, 2011, 04:09:21 PM
well I have done that quite a lot of times so yes :P
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Post by: 'andersom' on June 22, 2011, 04:16:37 PM
well I have done that quite a lot of times so yes :P
:lol:

I'm guilty of burning my fingers a lot too.

Even when I realise and feel a pan is hot, it just doesn't make my mind conclude that using a pot holder is smart. Still happens that I take pans from the fire bare-handed.  :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:
Title: Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
Post by: renaeden on June 23, 2011, 03:32:08 AM
I used to work at a bakery and have some burn scars to prove it. One day I burnt my arm on a pie rack and the next day I did the same thing only worse. I didn't learn from the first mistake.

Have never burnt myself by accident at home, though, except on the iron.

Do you like sausage rolls Soph?

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Post by: Adam on June 23, 2011, 06:12:46 AM
yeh but only if they don't have any bits in them
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Post by: eris on June 23, 2011, 06:22:08 AM
bits ?

isnt that what you brits call genitals

OMG

sausage with genitals in it ?
Title: Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 23, 2011, 09:38:47 AM
When I just saw this while I was snooping I thought it was gonna be one of my threads, and was wondering when I had ever heated up sausage rolls in the oven

 I thought it was one of yours too, it sounded very  "Soph"  to me.  :laugh:
Title: Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
Post by: 'andersom' on June 23, 2011, 09:56:27 AM
bits ?

isnt that what you brits call genitals

OMG

sausage with genitals in it ?

They do make soup with animal :penis: .....
It's said to be a male aphrodisiac.  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzle)
Title: Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
Post by: Squidusa on June 23, 2011, 05:18:58 PM
bits ?

isnt that what you brits call genitals

OMG

sausage with genitals in it ?

It can just mean "bits of stuff" not just genitalia.  :P

and yuck sausage with genitals.  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
Post by: renaeden on June 24, 2011, 03:04:43 AM
^ :indeed:

Plain meat sausage rolls are best imo, ones without bits of vegetables or whatever.