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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: El on August 07, 2008, 09:40:27 AM
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OK, totally random, but Google would have me think nobody in the whole big wide internets knows this save for the OKCupid smart people, and that seems kind of strange.
http://www.okcupid.com/oktest
All I've been able to figure for sure is that "dreamer" (instead of "master") means you haven't slept with very many people- someone in my age demographic stays a "dreamer" until they've slept with 11 people, I think. It changes a little with age. Then again, I gave up after that because I was getting sick of it.
Can't help but think that if any site will have someone else who's wasted an hour trying to crack a variable on that test, it'll be this one. :laugh:
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OK, totally random, but Google would have me think nobody in the whole big wide internets knows this save for the OKCupid smart people, and that seems kind of strange.
http://www.okcupid.com/oktest
All I've been able to figure for sure is that "dreamer" (instead of "master") means you haven't slept with very many people- someone in my age demographic stays a "dreamer" until they've slept with 11 people, I think. It changes a little with age. Then again, I gave up after that because I was getting sick of it.
Can't help but think that if any site will have someone else who's wasted an hour trying to crack a variable on that test, it'll be this one. :laugh:
I went on that site to do a quiz some time ago and foolishly I gave out my email address and stuff and I'v been spammed big time ever since. :grrr:
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I've only slept with 8 people and I've been classified as a Master...
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I've only slept with 8 people and I've been classified as a Master...
Jeez, what the hell... then it is how many people you've done sub-sex stuff with?
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OK, totally random, but Google would have me think nobody in the whole big wide internets knows this save for the OKCupid smart people, and that seems kind of strange.
http://www.okcupid.com/oktest
All I've been able to figure for sure is that "dreamer" (instead of "master") means you haven't slept with very many people- someone in my age demographic stays a "dreamer" until they've slept with 11 people, I think. It changes a little with age. Then again, I gave up after that because I was getting sick of it.
Can't help but think that if any site will have someone else who's wasted an hour trying to crack a variable on that test, it'll be this one. :laugh:
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)
(http://panther.is0.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DGLMf.gif)
Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.
Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.
We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.
Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.
Your exact female opposite:
Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
Always avoid: The False Messiah (DBLM), The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The Vapor Trail (RBLM), The Bachelor (DGSM)
Consider: The Gentleman (DGLM), someone just like you.
Link: The Online Dating Persona Test (http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test)
I haven't had many sexual partners and I'm a Master rather than a Dreamer, so it must be something else.
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The BachelorDeliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)
I didn't have more than 8 partners.
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Ahh, nuts. So much for science. There must be other mitigating variables in there for dreamer vs. master besides bedpost notches.
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This is a good thread, and for once Im bumping something usefull :)
and WTF was up with the question of if you wanted your mom or dad to catch you masturbating. I had no idea how to answer as both are equally horrible ideas. I wrote my mom just becuase I dont think she would be as horrified as my dad would be:D
and HA, look at my results.
Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)
(http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RBSMf.gif)
We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture:
(http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/brutus.gif)
brutus the uterus
But we figured you wouldn’t understand, and rightly so. We don’t understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain—riding your way to conquest after conquest.
Your sexual avarice is legendary. You’ve already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.
Personality-wise, you’re carefree and relatively easy-going. You don’t plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the ‘brutal’ tag we’ve given you.
But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you’ll be fine. There’s nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.
Your exact female opposite:
The Sonnet (Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer)
Consider:
The 5-Night Stand (DBSM) The Hornivore (RBSM) The Playboy (RGSM)
Always Avoid:
The Slow Dancer (DGLD)
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So I decied to actally join that OK cupid site everyone has been talking about so much ( here and everywhere)
And I was totally honest filling out my profile. Told them about my ASPD and ASD and how I am misanthropic and unmotivated and hate hippys. I did get a few "well who pissed in your cereal" responses but got bombarded just because I have a vagina. But then starting talking to a nice young boy of only 19 that not only lives in my city but lives in my neighborhood, literally 2 miles away. UH OH.
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apparently less than 2 miles. And by his pictures he is recognizable, but I dont think I ever met him.
"so exactly where are you in Wash ? "
"by the shop n save"
"I can see shop and save out of my window"
:O
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Well he seems nice, actually :D Met him up the street today for a talk.
turns out i HAVE met him, is a bus boy at some restaurant I go to but never talked to him before.
Wow I move fast huh :D Yeah Ill probably see him again
I seriously did not even open the account till I read this thread lol
yeah I am aware you all don't care and are not reading :DI like talking to myself it is like my diary sometimes here lol
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OKCupid freaks me out. Some of the guys on it are totally useless. I think some of them are less socially able than me. I've had guys just randomly write to me, asking to meet up, and guys who message me just saying "HI" or "whats up"
I can almost cope with people wanting to talk to me, but they really should have something to say. Something that lets me know that they might be interesting people. I hate people who want to speak to me, but expect me to make the conversation with them. Even if they just ask me stuff about myself, that's OK.
Same applies in real life. I cant stand guys who start a conversation with me, and then stand there silent when I dont come up with stuff to say to them. If they've nothing interesting to say, and they're not interested in finding anything out about me, they really shouldn't speak to me in the first place.
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yes everyone just said " hi whats up" or "wow why are you so angry"...
:S
Honestly I think that is all this boy said was hello but I noticed he lived in my neighborhood was only 19 and was kinda cute so i engaged in conversation :D Luckily I dont think he is that boring.
Its funny tho, Ive only been dating on collarme, where everything is so sexual. and now everything is so like pure i dont know how to handle it lol. I dont even know if this boy has fetishes.. we just talked about how we both hate society
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OKCupid freaks me out. Some of the guys on it are totally useless. I think some of them are less socially able than me. I've had guys just randomly write to me, asking to meet up, and guys who message me just saying "HI" or "whats up"
I can almost cope with people wanting to talk to me, but they really should have something to say. Something that lets me know that they might be interesting people. I hate people who want to speak to me, but expect me to make the conversation with them. Even if they just ask me stuff about myself, that's OK.
Same applies in real life. I cant stand guys who start a conversation with me, and then stand there silent when I dont come up with stuff to say to them. If they've nothing interesting to say, and they're not interested in finding anything out about me, they really shouldn't speak to me in the first place.
There's a lot complete dorks on OKStupid who just follows where their penises points to. :orly:
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I have noticed everyone is really really careful to mention how normal and stable and goal-oriented they are in their profiles. Saying they have jobs and are very motivated and intent on self-improvement. I can only assume this is to appear normal to woman.
Makes me puke
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Also, I am used to reading collarme profiles, that normally consist of something like " tie me up and take a dump on my chest plz"
maybe that is where I am being confused
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I have noticed everyone is really really careful to mention how normal and stable and goal-oriented they are in their profiles. Saying they have jobs and are very motivated and intent on self-improvement. I can only assume this is to appear normal to woman.
Makes me puke
Did Calandale ask you if you "wanna cyber? :zoinks: "
He's supposed to have an account there.
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no, but I had about 30 boys say "hi" and about 15 boys say " WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU"
:D
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no, but I had about 30 boys say "hi" and about 15 boys say " WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU"
:D
:rofl:
Sounds like interesting trolling ground. :orly:
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I have noticed everyone is really really careful to mention how normal and stable and goal-oriented they are in their profiles. Saying they have jobs and are very motivated and intent on self-improvement. I can only assume this is to appear normal to woman.
Makes me puke
Plenty of Fish = Plenty of Yobbos
OK Cupid = OK Overintellectual Wankers
Lots of virginal geeks on there though, yessah, just the kinda guys I have to begrudgingly settle for :-\
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I have noticed everyone is really really careful to mention how normal and stable and goal-oriented they are in their profiles. Saying they have jobs and are very motivated and intent on self-improvement. I can only assume this is to appear normal to woman.
Makes me puke
Plenty of Fish = Plenty of Yobbos
OK Cupid = OK Overintellectual Wankers
Sorry , my pommy brain is spinning at your aussie slang :autism: is "Yobbo" the same as a "Yob"?
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I have noticed everyone is really really careful to mention how normal and stable and goal-oriented they are in their profiles. Saying they have jobs and are very motivated and intent on self-improvement. I can only assume this is to appear normal to woman.
Makes me puke
Plenty of Fish = Plenty of Yobbos
OK Cupid = OK Overintellectual Wankers
Sorry , my pommy brain is spinning at your aussie slang :autism: is "Yobbo" the same as a "Yob"?
Pretty much, but it has a similar meaning to "bogan" in Australia too.
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I have noticed everyone is really really careful to mention how normal and stable and goal-oriented they are in their profiles. Saying they have jobs and are very motivated and intent on self-improvement. I can only assume this is to appear normal to woman.
Makes me puke
Plenty of Fish = Plenty of Yobbos
OK Cupid = OK Overintellectual Wankers
Sorry , my pommy brain is spinning at your aussie slang :autism: is "Yobbo" the same as a "Yob"?
Pretty much, but it has a similar meaning to "bogan" in Australia too.
What's bogan? :-[
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I have noticed everyone is really really careful to mention how normal and stable and goal-oriented they are in their profiles. Saying they have jobs and are very motivated and intent on self-improvement. I can only assume this is to appear normal to woman.
Makes me puke
Plenty of Fish = Plenty of Yobbos
OK Cupid = OK Overintellectual Wankers
Sorry , my pommy brain is spinning at your aussie slang :autism: is "Yobbo" the same as a "Yob"?
Pretty much, but it has a similar meaning to "bogan" in Australia too.
What's bogan? :-[
This is a bogan
(http://www.lanewaymagazine.com.au/wp-content/themes/Laneway%20New/images/2009/05/aussie_stereotype_article.jpg)
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I have noticed everyone is really really careful to mention how normal and stable and goal-oriented they are in their profiles. Saying they have jobs and are very motivated and intent on self-improvement. I can only assume this is to appear normal to woman.
Makes me puke
Plenty of Fish = Plenty of Yobbos
OK Cupid = OK Overintellectual Wankers
Sorry , my pommy brain is spinning at your aussie slang :autism: is "Yobbo" the same as a "Yob"?
Pretty much, but it has a similar meaning to "bogan" in Australia too.
What's bogan? :-[
This is a bogan
(http://www.lanewaymagazine.com.au/wp-content/themes/Laneway%20New/images/2009/05/aussie_stereotype_article.jpg)
Ah ok. :lol:
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Bloke by Chris Franklin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX2QyRdQ548#)
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I've had guys just randomly write to me, asking to meet up, and guys who message me just saying "HI" or "whats up"
I am one of those people asking to meet up usually :S I do not mean immediately and I have a system. I chat with someone over a varied amount of time. Maybe just a few days, depends on the conversations and lengths of such conversations, etc WITH webcam verification, etc etc. I plan to meet them in a public place. Then I call them on the telephone and talk to them for a few minutes soon before we are to meet in person. This is the horrible part. I hate talking on the telephone dreadfully. Then I go meet them and various things happen.
Also, Ive met people online in situation like giving away kittens, and selling a guitar and stuff like that. Seems like people are much less uptight about those things.
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I've had guys just randomly write to me, asking to meet up, and guys who message me just saying "HI" or "whats up"
I am one of those people asking to meet up usually :S I do not mean immediately and I have a system. I chat with someone over a varied amount of time. Maybe just a few days, depends on the conversations and lengths of such conversations, etc WITH webcam verification, etc etc. I plan to meet them in a public place. Then I call them on the telephone and talk to them for a few minutes soon before we are to meet in person. This is the horrible part. I hate talking on the telephone dreadfully. Then I go meet them and various things happen.
Also, Ive met people online in situation like giving away kittens, and selling a guitar and stuff like that. Seems like people are much less uptight about those things.
I meant people who I'd never spoke to before would just PM me, and ask me if I wanted to meet them :zombiefuck:
I know what you mean about talking on the phone. I hate it too. I sometimes get my little sister to make phonecalls for me :-[
I was only on the dating sites to keep my friend happy. I really didn't want to meet anyone. I was single, and she thought that bothered me, so she would try and help me meet guys. All kinda fun, but totally stupid. Thankfully she's kinda stopped hassling me now.
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I have noticed everyone is really really careful to mention how normal and stable and goal-oriented they are in their profiles. Saying they have jobs and are very motivated and intent on self-improvement. I can only assume this is to appear normal to woman.
Makes me puke
Plenty of Fish = Plenty of Yobbos
OK Cupid = OK Overintellectual Wankers
Sorry , my pommy brain is spinning at your aussie slang :autism: is "Yobbo" the same as a "Yob"?
Pretty much, but it has a similar meaning to "bogan" in Australia too.
What's bogan? :-[
This is a bogan
(http://www.lanewaymagazine.com.au/wp-content/themes/Laneway%20New/images/2009/05/aussie_stereotype_article.jpg)
Ah ok. :lol:
Looks a lot like a redneck from the 80's. :zoinks:
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^There are loads of bogans like that around where I live. :D
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^There are loads of bogans like that around where I live. :D
Do they have mullets too? :laugh:
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^There are loads of bogans like that around where I live. :D
Do they have mullets too? :laugh:
Yes I have seen a number of those.
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Been years since seeing one. The last was a she mullet.
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I'm a skank. That is my problem.
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I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body. :'(
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http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DBLD&g=1&o=1 (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DBLD&g=1&o=1)
Your results are in! You are...
The Mixed Messenger
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)
Just...take...the...fucking...flower...darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again.
You’re looking for love, but you’ll always maintain your independence. You’re prepared for a real commitment, but it’s also likely that you’re ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious shit.
In a relationship, you’re usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you’re a little bit more part of the pack. You’re well-liked but you’re not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight’s often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well.
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Have to be a member to take the quiz; bummer for me.
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Deliberate brutal love dreamer? :zombiefuck:
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Deliberate brutal love dreamer? :zombiefuck:
Sounds dreamy
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Have to be a member to take the quiz; bummer for me.
No you don't. It asks you to be a member but then in smaller wording asking if you just want to view the results. I was not up for becoming a member either
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Thanks. Will try again later.
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Thanks. Will try again later.
well?
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Not really a good result, considering being faithful to the same person since eighteen and was never serious with anyone before that. Seems I'm a whore anyway. :laugh: Some of the questions were hard to answer, though, not having dated since highschool.
Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.
You’ve been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you’re a really fantastic girl who doesn’t really know what she wants, and you’ve broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you’re there, either boredom or the old “grass is greener” syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.
We know you’re not the classic “love ’em and leave ’em” type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you’re theoretically looking to settle down, you don’t settle long on one person. “Serial monogamist” is probably something you hear a lot. “Emotionally loose” is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn’t really make much difference. Of course, it’s not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.
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Nah jack, you're just a post whore.
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According to OKC, i'm;
The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
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I have a OkCupid if anyone wants to date me. :eyebrows:
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PHWOAR BABY, pick me Pick me i'm alone and in need of a good bum raping!
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I wanna rape you infront of yer dad. that would be a hot porno right there, :zoinks:
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Set it up little man :p I'm sure he'd love to join in too!!!
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Oh by the way, *I* figured out what they mean. So here we go:
Random vs. deliberate: As best I can tell, how planned you tend to be. I always come up deliberate.
Dreamer vs. master is EITHER number of sexual partners *or else* how long and/or often you've been in relationships (which are th two ways OKC decides to deem you 'experiened' or not). I would've had master at some points when I'd recently had long term relationships. Not so much now.
Brutal vs. Gentle- kinda intuitive; depends how harshly you answer questions. For a year or two there I got 'brutal' but now I don't. Most people don't seem to, and all the descriptions for "brutal" are harsh (speaking of harsh), albeit they're much more harsh for the guys than the girls.
Love vs. sex: Whether you're looking for a long term relationship or not. I always come up "love."
Additional info, in case anyone wanted to know (nobody does): I also have some of the "personality variables" figured out.
"Kinkier/less kinky:" It's not how much you say yes to, it's how *little* you say no to. Believe me, you can go out with a guy who is listed as "less kinky" and still end up having him ask you to let him watch you pee on the second date. (Hypothetically, I mean, of course. :P)
"More dominant/less dominant" (aka "the variable Elle unsurprisingly pulls for dominant on rather consistently): Seems to be based on just one or two questions about whether you like your partner to be more shy/submissive, balanced, or dominant, and whether you consider yourself to be dominant.
"More/less experienced in life:" My guess is this has to be based largely on the amount of stupid shit you've done and/or the amount of substances you've inflicted upon your poor fucked up brain and body. Not a great measure of how sheltered someone has been.
"More/less friendly to strangers:" Measure of how much you reply and/or how much you initiate conversations, as far as I can tell.
"More/less laid back:" This has to be an absolutely bullshit metric, or else the women on OKC are all really terrible hot messes. I draw this conclusion because OKC thinks I'm *more* laid back. Like, holy shit, man. If I was any more tightly wound I'd bend time and space around myself. How bad are the rest of these chicks???
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Puella!!!! :arrr:
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The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)
Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.
Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You’re highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You’d take brutal honesty over superficiality any time—your friends always know where they stand with you. You’re completely unfake. Don’t tell me that’s not a word. You’re also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.
These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.
You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you’re pregnant. LOL. Though you’re inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it’s not as one of mass destruction. You’re choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you’re really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.
Consider: The Manchild
Avoid: The Playboy & The Loverboy
:GA:
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That was good.
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Yay... Brutal honesty for the win!!!