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Title: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 06, 2008, 09:10:12 PM
I've watched too much of The Brady Bunch. The parents were having problems with the phone in their house because their kids wouldn't stop using it, they were tying up the line, and their phone bill was high. So Alice got an idea, she came home told the idea and the Brady parents went and got a pay phone.


I have never had a payphone in my home.



Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Callaway on August 06, 2008, 09:55:23 PM
Neither have I.

Our landline phone bill is one price no matter how much we talk.
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: punkdrew on August 06, 2008, 10:57:20 PM
I like the idea of a payphone in my house. Although I'd rather have a police box...but only a certain one:



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Post by: Tom/Mutate on August 07, 2008, 01:32:06 AM
I think there may have been one in the apartment building we lived in when I was small.
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 07, 2008, 01:56:02 AM
er, no.  neither do i have a fire hydrant, a bus stop or traffic lights.

am i normal?
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Peter on August 07, 2008, 02:36:00 AM
I like the idea of a payphone in my house. Although I'd rather have a police box...but only a certain one:



We used to have a tardis in Glasgow; it's an original police phonebox that had been modified with a little slot and mirrors so that if you looked in the slot, you got the impression of a large space inside.  Now it's been converted into a coffee kiosk, and I don't know if it still has the tardis mirrors.

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Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Tesla on August 07, 2008, 05:18:54 AM
er, no.  neither do i have a fire hydrant, a bus stop or traffic lights.

am i normal?
I think that means you have Asperger's...

Spokane, maybe someday someone will explain to you the difference between reality and fantasy.
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: ApotheosisIV on August 07, 2008, 05:19:30 AM
why would i want a payphone in my home?  ???
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Peter on August 07, 2008, 07:39:28 AM
why would i want a payphone in my home?  ???

If you had kids with phone addiction.
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 07, 2008, 10:16:07 AM
er, no.  neither do i have a fire hydrant, a bus stop or traffic lights.

am i normal?
I think that means you have Asperger's...

Spokane, maybe someday someone will explain to you the difference between reality and fantasy.

:laugh:
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 07, 2008, 10:16:35 AM
why would i want a payphone in my home?  ???

If you had kids with phone addiction.

or if you were SG, apparently.  sigh...
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Parts on August 07, 2008, 02:44:20 PM
I used to have a handset ripped off one but the whole thing no
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: enronh on August 07, 2008, 03:49:56 PM
I have a 25 foot high red telephone in my back garden. I try not to use it two much cause it devours 2 grannys at a time to make a call.

And I hate that fucking smell at the bingo hall.
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: DirtDawg on August 07, 2008, 03:53:16 PM
Fuck NO!

I HATE 'phones

I once knew a guy, who worked for the 'phone company (a musician "friend") who had several in his "barr room basement."
His (as I called mine) I Love Me room was a fucking bar. He collected neon beer signs, life sized celebrity (female) ads, billiards stuff, concert posters and for some odd reason, pay phones. He had many of them, but only two actually worked as normal phones. You had to pick up the receiver and hit the coin return to make it work, then you could dial normally.

I am positive that they were all stolen from the phone company, due to his access to the "system."

This was in the early eighties. The phones were all dial face style 'phones.
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 07, 2008, 07:38:22 PM
Aw come on to you guys on my ignore list. I can't act stupid here?  :'(

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: ApotheosisIV on August 07, 2008, 07:40:39 PM
Aw come on to you guys on my ignore list. I can't act stupid here?  :'(

 :laugh:


How could anyone possibly ignore you.  ???
I'm jealous.
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 07, 2008, 07:45:28 PM
Aw come on to you guys on my ignore list. I can't act stupid here?  :'(

 :laugh:


How could anyone possibly ignore you.  ???
I'm jealous.


Oh Tesla and Luci have me on their ignore list. What retards so I have them on mine as well.
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: DirtDawg on August 07, 2008, 08:24:37 PM
Aw come on to you guys on my ignore list. I can't act stupid here?  :'(

 :laugh:


Yes. You can.

I don't know whose ignore list I'm on, but there should be an aspie contest. Most ignored person wins.


See, I'm acting stupid.
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Leto729 on August 07, 2008, 08:32:16 PM
I have a cell phone in My house. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 07, 2008, 08:59:29 PM
We all have pay phones in our house. We all have to pay for our phone right. Get it?

So this was not a dumb question after all, wait it was. Cell phones are pay phones.



Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: ApotheosisIV on August 07, 2008, 09:30:57 PM
We all have pay phones in our house. We all have to pay for our phone right. Get it?

So this was not a dumb question after all, wait it was. Cell phones are pay phones.





Oh lord.
That was on a different level. It nearly blew my mind.
I am quite high, it is 4am, I don't have much clue. I do have a pay phone. Yes.
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Leto729 on August 07, 2008, 10:26:48 PM
We all have pay phones in our house. We all have to pay for our phone right. Get it?

So this was not a dumb question after all, wait it was. Cell phones are pay phones.





Oh lord.
That was on a different level. It nearly blew my mind.
I am quite high, it is 4am, I don't have much clue. I do have a pay phone. Yes.
Can I join You. :stoned: :plus:
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 02:43:03 AM
We all have pay phones in our house. We all have to pay for our phone right. Get it?

So this was not a dumb question after all, wait it was. Cell phones are pay phones.





Oh lord.
That was on a different level. It nearly blew my mind.
I am quite high, it is 4am, I don't have much clue. I do have a pay phone. Yes.

i am nearly too boggled to breathe.
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: punkdrew on August 10, 2008, 01:58:04 AM
We all have pay phones in our house. We all have to pay for our phone right. Get it?

So this was not a dumb question after all, wait it was. Cell phones are pay phones.





Oh lord.
That was on a different level. It nearly blew my mind.
I am quite high, it is 4am, I don't have much clue. I do have a pay phone. Yes.

i am nearly too boggled to breathe.

Kewl.  :glug:
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 10, 2008, 02:07:21 AM
shut yer face, scuzzbag, or i'll have to think of something really witty in response (and you wouldn't want to tax my brain, would you now?  :P )
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: punkdrew on August 10, 2008, 02:15:26 AM
shut yer face, scuzzbag, or i'll have to think of something really witty in response (and you wouldn't want to tax my brain, would you now?  :P )
I'd like to tax Raquel Welch.  And I've a feeling she'd tax me.  :orgasm: :orgasm:
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 11, 2008, 12:08:14 AM
I am laughing.


I asked one of my online friends if he has a payphone and he said he has a long distance nationwide plan and a cell phone. I asked him how did he get my joke and he said he took a wild guess and I asked him "was it because I am not that stupid to think someone would have a actual pay phone in their home."
He said 'Yeah and the last person I saw who had a payphone in their home was the Brady Bunch in an episode of the Brady Bunch.'


I am going to keep asking more of my online friends this to see how they will react.
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Alex179 on August 11, 2008, 12:27:51 AM
I wish I had one as a way to get revenue from lazy friends that want to use my cellphone to make calls.

I didn't get the joke sadly, as I really don't care for the Brady Bunch. 
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 11, 2008, 12:46:43 AM
Oh well we're aspies. At least only two people were jerks about it. Someone made a post on WP asking what if everything were free and she hates paying for stuff. I thought she was joking until I came to the bottom part of her post saying "This is no joke." I thought, "oh my god, is she really that stupid?" and she is 23 years old. If she were a child, I would not think she is stupid. I was still civil when I responded and kept the "stupid" comment to myself. It reminded me of my ex when he thought everything should be free too because he was a lazy ass. He didn't want to work.

I was being silly when I posted this thread because I wanted to be funny. I assumed others would know because who on earth be that dumb to think someone would have a actual pay phone in their home just like I thought that one lady was joking on wp about what if everything were free and complaining how she hates paying for stuff? Unless it was a vintage one bought at an antique store. I have seen vintage ones before. People can buy one and put it up for display in their home, same as antique phones. I knew two people in my life who had one. I have wanted one ever since I was ten when my next door neighbors had one. They hung it up in the garage for me to look at it since I liked it so much. They even let me use it to call my house. It was converted into a modern phone, someone had took out the old phone parts and put in the modern phone stuff. All you had to do was open it to make a call and close it.


Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: ApotheosisIV on August 11, 2008, 03:16:46 AM
I don't know who The Brady Bunch are.
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Parts on August 19, 2008, 09:18:33 PM
I don't know who The Brady Bunch are.
A lame 70's show.  When your a kid it made some sense watch it as an adult and you say WTF was wrong me when I was little http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brady_Bunch
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: driftingblizzard on August 19, 2008, 10:06:17 PM
I don't know who The Brady Bunch are.

That's it, you're on my Ignore list.
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 19, 2008, 11:52:31 PM
Funny how people put others on their ignore list for lame reasons.
Title: Re: Do you have a payphone in your home?
Post by: driftingblizzard on August 20, 2008, 06:55:50 AM
Funny how people put others on their ignore list for lame reasons.


haha, I was just kidding..