INTENSITY²
Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 02, 2008, 07:17:13 PM
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Okay, just thought this would be fun. Since this is a no-holds-barred, non-Marquess-of-Queensberry-Rules sort of brouhaha, I figured while we're throwing loving insults at one another we may as well work on technique. After all, haven't we all felt the rosy red cheeks of shame when somebody completely flabbergasts us with a brilliant insult and all we can think to say in return is something to the effect of, "Oh yeah? Well... fuck you too!" ::)
So why not? Insult the person above you, using no profanity, preferably no personal low-digs (we want to practice technique, not create enemies-- I mean, unless you REALLY want to, in which case nobody can stop you), and be as creative as possible.
The aim of each of your posts should win you at least one of these: :plus:
And if you do end up using profanity or making any really low digs, ideally you should get one of these instead: :minusevil:
So make it good, and come out fighting!
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If I was the doctor that performed the act of birthing you, I would have slapped your mother severly and said 'if I catch you doing that again I will commit you to the nearest asylum for the clinically insane'.
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The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, eh Chosen One?
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What do you call a life-buoy? Bob.
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^ has MENSA envy.
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^ wishes they were The Chosen One, but as the position is taken, will just have to settle for.... wait for it... loser/
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May the fleas of a thousand camels feast upon your backside. ;)
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Your shout, grumpy; so get to the bar or else.
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^ may all your itches be unreachable :laugh:
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May all your unreachable itches then be feasted upon by the fleas of a thousand camels. And may the bones of all your camels in India be made into cursed chess pieces, with which the owner (being you) may never win a single game. (If you happen to play chess that is. If not, then may you just be really really itchy. :green: )
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You watch The Simple Life. Feel the burn!
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You once auditioned for American Idol. Funny thing was, you were accepted as American Idiot.
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Donald Duck plays the piano better than you do.
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May the X button on your PS2 fail just as you are about to make that critical jump and your game locks.
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May the X button on your PS2 fail just as you are about to make that critical jump and your game locks.
That is just plain mean.
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May the X button on your PS2 fail just as you are about to make that critical jump and your game locks.
That is just plain mean.
And may you spill orange juice all over your console. :laugh:
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May the X button on your PS2 fail just as you are about to make that critical jump and your game locks.
That is just plain mean.
And may you spill orange juice all over your console. :laugh:
I hope a cat pees on your console.
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If there is a bright centre to the Aspie Universe, that member is the farthest from it ;)
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If there is a bright centre to the Aspie Universe, that member is the farthest from it ;)
In my case, that would a compliment. I like lingering in the outer edges of dark chaos while watching others falter and stumble in the glaring core of existence.
Oh, your mother wears combat boots.
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May your video player chew up your favourite tape, your DVD self destruct and your computer melt-down on boot-up......
All at the same time.
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May your video player chew up your favourite tape, your DVD self destruct and your computer melt-down on boot-up......
All at the same time.
Actually, I think that's already happened once or twice, lol.
Insult: You know you really should stay out of the dairy section. Cheese is not an appropriate alternative to deodorant. :poop:
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You're so large when you jumped in the pool the splash could be seen from space and you needed a skateboard to get back out out
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You once auditioned for American Idol. Funny thing was, you were accepted as American Idiot.
You got in there too. It's a very large village.
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May the X button on your PS2 fail just as you are about to make that critical jump and your game locks.
That is just plain mean.
And may you spill orange juice all over your console. :laugh:
And Coca Cola on your keyboard.
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If there is a bright centre to the Aspie Universe, that member is the farthest from it ;)
It's that Dopler guy, isn't it? Or Alex Plank.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she tries to use a compass it points to her head! :zoinks:
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Was that you who I saw as the new exhibit in the gorilla cage at the zoo last night? No? That's right, gorillas have some sort of intelligence.....
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Was that you who I saw as the new exhibit in the gorilla cage at the zoo last night? No? That's right, gorillas have some sort of intelligence.....
No, it was yo mama! :eyebrows:
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Can't tie their shoes without drooling all over themselves.
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Can't tie their shoes without drooling all over themselves.
^ Can't tie their shoes.
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^Can't put their feet in shoes to begin with, they are too deformed.
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^ A Doctor has taken his laces away.
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^ A Doctor has taken his laces away.
It happened in the mental hospital when I was on suicide watch lol.
^ Enjoys eating their own fecal matter.
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^ Oi! Give me back my lunch!
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^ Is a vampire with dentures. >:D
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^is a filthy pragmatist
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^ has a beetroot addiction.
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^ Chelsea supporter!!
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Why do Queenslanders drink XXXX (four x)? they can't spell "beer". :P
(http://img3.travelblog.org/Photos/31250/158174/t/1143749-XXXX-Tour-0.jpg)
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^ shares the first name of a pop star who has been responsible for some of the most inane songs of modern times... :lol:
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^ would completely confound the Genome Project.
:P
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^ secretly shops at Asda, votes Conservative, and has half a cow in her freezer. :evillaugh:
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^ Trained to be a gymnast for the Olympics....
The Winter Olympics
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Has a mother that is so fat she uses a microwave as a beeper and caused all those tsunami's in the east from jumping off the pacific coast in California.
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^ secretly shops at Asda, votes Conservative, and has half a cow in her freezer. :evillaugh:
..and drives a Range Rover Sport. :laugh:
^is not worthy of my insults
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opppps nevermind double post
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That's where my rat went!
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I insulted myself.......by accident :hahaha:
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^trims her rat's hair into a moptop
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Is a dirty dawg.^
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^ the seven hundred thirtieth reason he is NOT a spazz gets him every time.
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^ Forgot to take his meds and developed a fear of Spokane Girl and anything do do with Spokane and ended up on Maury show.
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^ Is the producer for the Maury show.
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^appeals to the producer, cuz she has the hots for Maury's guests.
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^Was Demi Moore's pole-dancing coach for the film 'Striptease'
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^ is Chris Moyles's pole dancing coach
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^ is Chris Moyles' pole.
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^strokes his pole to the sound of George Bush's speeches.
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^Convinced George Bush that it should be pronounced 'noo-cue-lar'.
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^Fucking scum-buggered cuntstain with a gaping arsehole for a face.
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^doesn't know what "profanity" means
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^ Is ProFannyTee and AuntyDickCoffey
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^doesn't know what "profanity" means
Can't you read? You're not supposed to use that word!
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^doesn't know what "profanity" means
Can't you read? You're not supposed to use that word!
:laugh:
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^ is the biggest bitch I have ever met....... as in the female of his species. :zoinks:
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^ is the biggest bitch I have ever met....... as in the female of his species. :zoinks:
^ Is a member of the class Cephalopoda, subclass Coleoidea, order Teuthida.
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^ missed the episode where the Mythbusters explained women can't get pregnant by squids, and it made him really insecure.
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^ Has a secret passion for Dr Crabblesnitch.
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^ Fucking fuckiest fuck who ever fucked a fucking fucker in the fucking history of fucking.
I've never been one to play by the rules.
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Doesn't know how to read, which explains a lot!
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^ I could lose my security clearance!
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Has a brain that can only process basic auto functions to keep him breathing and his heart beating.
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So many posts over so many years and ultimately so little worth reading
(Joking Trigger I like your posts. I felt like writing something nasty and you were silly enough to post here) :asthing:
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So many posts over so many years and ultimately so little worth reading
(Joking Trigger I like your posts. I felt like writing something nasty and you were silly enough to post here) :asthing:
dwarf
Has a brain that can only process basic auto functions to keep him breathing and his heart beating.
I lost my security guard clearance at the us government aka best buy
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So many posts over so many years and ultimately so little worth reading
(Joking Trigger I like your posts. I felt like writing something nasty and you were silly enough to post here) :asthing:
dwarf
Has a brain that can only process basic auto functions to keep him breathing and his heart beating.
I lost my security guard clearance at the us government aka best buy
^ Saw something on the footpath after a dog had passed by and said 'Mama? Is that you?'
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Your "You mama" jokes are awful
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^ Is so bad at trolling even the Billy Goats Gruff gave him wedgies.
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Seeks conflict even when an easier path presents itself.
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Intercouse you.
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Would take a comparison with a starfish as a compliment.