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Title: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: garmonbozia on June 16, 2008, 07:55:44 PM

Just found out about a website that generates the nicknames people might get if they went to prison...

http://www.prisonbitchname.com/

...so I tried it out on a few names and here are the results:

Bob Wright	-	B.F. Goodlick
Matthew Israel	-	Fist Fucker
John Best	-	Cornholio
Ivan Pavlov	-	Tush Taster
B. F. Skinner	-	Ass Master

Did I miss anyone?  Try it out and post your findings here.

Title: Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: Parts on June 18, 2008, 05:30:54 AM

Mine came up as Bruce :-\

Title: Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: vodz on June 18, 2008, 08:13:51 AM

Honey Hole :-\

Title: Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: Silk on June 18, 2008, 08:48:03 AM

"I am Yulaw! I am nobody's bitch! You are mine."

Title: Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: Blasted on June 18, 2008, 09:08:07 AM

Fudge Sucker

Title: Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: Phlexor on June 18, 2008, 10:16:55 AM

Meh

Fist Fucker

Title: Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: Tesla on June 18, 2008, 12:39:01 PM

Nikola Tesla = Butt Whore
My real name = Ass Master

Title: Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: garmonbozia on June 18, 2008, 06:13:04 PM

Quote from: Tesla on June 18, 2008, 12:39:01 PM

Nikola Tesla = Butt Whore
My real name = Ass Master

B. F. Skinner was Ass Master, too.  I figure it must have a database containing a list of known prison bitch names, and an algorithm that compares them to the name supplied and brings up the closest match.  Exactly what characteristics it's using to compare, I don't know.  It's still fun to imagine people you don't like as prison bitches, though.   >:D

From some of my other threads (using their real names instead of "Walter" and "Lulu"):
Walter = Golden Boy
Lulu = 3 Dollar Bill  (Okay, that's a woman, but what the hell.  Ugly as a troll, so I wouldn't pay 3 cents, let alone 3 dollars.  In fact, somebody'd  have to pay me instead, and put a gun to my head.)

Also just for kicks:
Jenny McCarthy = Boy Bitch  (Ahh!  I knew something wasn't as it seemed.  That would explain why she's dating an actor famous for his talking butt trick.)

Title: Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: Parts on June 18, 2008, 06:31:39 PM

I don't know how I got Bruce :-\

Title: Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: Icequeen on June 19, 2008, 01:34:30 PM

Quote from: parts on June 18, 2008, 06:31:39 PM

I don't know how I got Bruce :-\

Better than the "Squealing Piglet". 

or there is my posting name which comes up as "Skankster".  :lol:

Title: Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: garmonbozia on June 19, 2008, 04:02:19 PM

Quote from: Icequeen on June 19, 2008, 01:34:30 PM

Better than the "Squealing Piglet". 

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(http://www.digitallyobsessed.com/cover_art3/deliverance.jpg) (http://i30.tinypic.com/2mnho4g.jpg) (http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh78/greggkerr/deliverance_pants.jpg) (http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f2/prissyskin101/deliverance.jpg)
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Title: Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: Icequeen on June 19, 2008, 07:39:45 PM

 :lol:

Title: Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: Callaway on June 20, 2008, 12:06:11 AM

Horse Hung Harry.

 :evillaugh:

Title: Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: Aspie Bitch from Hell on June 20, 2008, 02:50:09 AM

SHOWER STALKER!!!!!  :lol:

Title: Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: renaeden on June 21, 2008, 04:03:21 AM

Quote from: Callaway on June 20, 2008, 12:06:11 AM

Horse Hung Harry.

 :evillaugh:

I got that too. Weird!

Title: Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: Phlexor on June 21, 2008, 04:23:35 AM

Someone has to wear the strap-on in the womens prison.

Title: Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: Gluey on June 26, 2008, 05:21:59 PM

Quote from: garmonbozia on June 16, 2008, 07:55:44 PM

Just found out about a website that generates the nicknames people might get if they went to prison...

http://www.prisonbitchname.com/

...so I tried it out on a few names and here are the results:

Bob Wright	-	B.F. Goodlick
Matthew Israel	-	Fist Fucker
John Best	-	Cornholio
Ivan Pavlov	-	Tush Taster
B. F. Skinner	-	Ass Master

Did I miss anyone?  Try it out and post your findings here.

 :laugh: Bob Wright!  :plus:

Title: Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: Bastet on March 08, 2012, 10:51:23 PM

Hung-Like-A-Horse

Title: Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: Phallacy on March 08, 2012, 10:54:48 PM

I've got Cheney's Dick. :orly:

Title: Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: ZEGH8578 on March 09, 2012, 02:17:04 AM

my real name got me "Butt Blaster"

at least im not on the recieving end of that blast :I

Title: Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
Post by: ShyOne on March 09, 2012, 02:50:45 AM

Skidmarks. Oh the shame.