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Arena for the Competitive => Main Event Callouts => Topic started by: McGiver on July 15, 2006, 02:48:23 PM
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this is going to be a simple main event. and a relief for the members.
no writing at all, just post semi noodz. the community will vote on the winner.
remember flo, NO WORDS, just pictures.
now that flo has the capabilities i am interrested in naking the porn king of the site. plus it will be a treat for all of us gay males: odeon, eamonn, peagai, mcjagger, beowulf, and lucifer.
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LOL, i would like to remind the contestants that this is a semi-nude competition; anyone who posts anything more than just semi-nude will be immediately disqualified from the competition.
Omega - as admin and innocent bystander.
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One post, k? I cannot shut up, you know that. It does not have to be about me either.
Way to go Mc Jagger, have some Karma!
One post, does n't mean I can't modify it about hundred times...
Lucifer go masturbate to my pictures!
I will not forget about the purpose of this thread, either.
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plus it will be a treat for all of us gay males: odeon, eamonn, peagai, mcjagger, beowulf, and lucifer.
erm...
well, i was to point to point out the errors in that sentence, but, quite simply, it's easier to say what's correct about it.
nothing.
mcj, stop taking drugs, you fwit.
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LOL, i would like to remind the contestants that this is a semi-nude competition; anyone who posts anything more than just semi-nude will be immediately disqualified from the competition.
Omega - as admin and innocent bystander.
But I've already posted full-nudes; just not full-frontal.
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okay; well if you could resist the temptation to post pictures of your internal organs, that would be great. thanks. :police:
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How about just a quicky of my colon?
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colon? sounds a bit hardcore, to me.
haven't you got any of your right kidney?
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How about just a quicky of my colon?
Read the rules. It's gotta be a semicolon.
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colon? sounds a bit hardcore, to me.
haven't you got any of your right kidney?
(http://www.yankeetown.org/plangley/kidney.jpg)
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i asked for that one, didn't i? :laugh:
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What did I tell you Omega Female, I don't give a fuck!
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Looks like masturbation damage to me.
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(http://s2.supload.com/thumbs/default/CAPT001foot.bmp) (http://s2.supload.com/free/CAPT001foot.bmp/view/)
Here for foot fettishes. Make fun of my crooked last toe. I had casts on my feet for the first few years of my life. I was supposed to have an operation to straighten those fuckers out. That means both feet have one. See who fat my feet are?, I was on obese baby, so wide feet more evenly distrubted my weight.
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Peter, my ass looks like your ass.
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(http://s2.supload.com/thumbs/default/CAPT001foot.bmp) (http://s2.supload.com/free/CAPT001foot.bmp/view/)
Here for foot fettishes. Make fun of my crooked last toe. I had casts on my feet for the first few years of my life. I was supposed to have an operation to straighten those fuckers out. That means both feet have one. See who fat my feet are?, I was on obese baby, so wide feet more evenly distrubted my weight.
Uh... lovely. :-X
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(http://s2.supload.com/thumbs/default/scar.bmp) (http://s2.supload.com/free/scar.bmp/view/)
Scar fettish, yeah right. My cancer surgery, well one of the scars. Fuck off anyone who thinks I did not have cancer! I can see the ugly red scar mark.
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Nope, just looks like more masturbation damage to me.
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you have a nice bottom, Fluorescent. ;)
.....very spankable, in my opinion. >:D
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you have a nice bottom, Fluorescent. ;)
.....very spankable, in my opinion. >:D
Honestly, sweetie!! You never say that about my bottie!! :D
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No fear, Robert, just workout to insaneness like me. Healthy diet too, if you really want ass. You have to show them how much they mean to you. I will be fair and give nutrition and workout tips. Ask away in my Ask away thread!
God damn it I need a wank!
Ha hah I was going to put a picture of me bending over too! >:D
Damn right I will
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you have a nice bottom, Fluorescent. ;)
.....very spankable, in my opinion. >:D
Honestly, sweetie!! You never say that about my bottie!! :D
that's because i've never seen your bottom, Robert.
and, no, that isn't a hint! :P
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I will becareful, as always, not to show off too much. Save that for my future girlfriend. That girl will get a personal trainer on her side. I will make her tough shit mentally and physically. Private messages just to kill those nasty snack food cravings.
I don't have any handcuffs, but my brother does!
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I will becareful, as always, not to show off too much. Save that for my future girlfriend.
good on you, Fluorescent. :)
*applauds*
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you have a nice bottom, Fluorescent. ;)
.....very spankable, in my opinion. >:D
i'd have to agree there, on both counts!! now where did i put that paddle.............
baby
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ok fuck!
Such overwhelming fealings! :o
Never mind the face and what it could be saying!
Sarchastic remark by the way!
This leaves me with a quandry. Wank or workout. fun or discipline... workout.... then wank. Better I get a real girlfriend than an imaginary one that I can wank too. Its its a sign of discipline, and not AS. I know about schduels and AS. I used to be more retarded, but now seem to be cured.
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My promise to you, I today I will put up a picture of me bending over! sun july16
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you have a nice bottom, Fluorescent. ;)
.....very spankable, in my opinion. >:D
i'd have to agree there, on both counts!!  now where did i put that paddle.............
baby
Fluorescent sandwich! 8)
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I still think it would be too much for both of you to handle, let alone one. I am just fooling with Baby, she has one and is my friend.
I act like my brother and look like him in some ways. Holy fuckn shit. I feal like I am him in so many ways. Acting like him, with the women. He get alot of them, and now I will.
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couldn't handle you!!! oh my you just don;t know what you are saying do you, i'm pretty sure it would be the other way round sweetie
baby
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You guys like the wet look? How about after I workout? Shirt off and flexing!
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a hot sweaty man after a workout, what girl could refuse!
baby
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(http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/7928/captabs2wi4.th.png) (http://img77.imageshack.us/my.php?image=captabs2wi4.png)
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I will post one at wrongplanet too.
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Hah hah I like to tease, with censors!
(http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/269/capt00cotq4.th.png) (http://img106.imageshack.us/my.php?image=capt00cotq4.png)
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Spank me, I have been bad!
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Fluorescent! :o i can almost see what you had for dinner!
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Fluorescent! :o i can almost see what you had for dinner!
Don't give him ideas! >:(
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um, i thought that the full moon cycle just passed. perhaps eamonn is correct when he states that the world is soon going to end (get it, end!).
thanks for the b-day present flo.
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Post a pic of a paddle, from your house, and the deal will be sealed.
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That is real sweat in that picture, not water. Notice the picture has shine, its the sweat. After I worked out I had to go straight to walmart to help pick up the airconditioner for my mom. Her boyfriend and I had to lift it up two large flights of stairs. I lifted one by myself before.
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Post a pic of a paddle, from your house, and the deal will be sealed.
(http://grin.hq.nasa.gov/IMAGES/SMALL/GPN-2000-001131.jpg)
how about a picture of the moon landing?
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How about your seminude pic?, Could you pose in those thong underwear you were talking about? That and your wife's bra. I want you to hold a tampon with ketchup on it, and in the other hand a sign that says," fuck you, I have andropause" (male menopause, its a medical fact) >:D
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How about your seminude pic?,  Could you pose in those thong underwear you were talking about? That and your wife's bra. I want you to hold a tampon with ketchup on it, and in the other hand a sign that says," fuck you, I have andropause" (male menopause, its a medical fact) >:D
that is a splendid idea flo. glad you have been paying attention.
make a deal.
if i get 10 butt shots from 10 different members, then i will do as you requested. beginning now.
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Of course, I respect you. I have not forgot about dxing you either. I am going to go right to your ask away thread. I have been busy wanking to my pictures and every other woman that has got horny when they got in here.
I hope this site gets more female members do to my pics.
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Of course, I respect you. I have not forgot about dxing you either. I am going to go right to your ask away thread. I have been busy wanking to my pictures and every other woman that has got horny when they got in here.
I hope this site gets more female members do to my pics.Â
this site has plenty of ladies.
seeing as how AS is more likely in males 4:1
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we have a 1.2:1 ratio of men to women.
if you were to take into account hiro's 27 accounts, i'd say that we had more women than men.
and if you were to factor in all the emo men, like dunc, then we would have a very feminine site here.
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I try and remember the answer to questions in the ask away threads. I also try not repeat questions I asked. I read all the answers to questions I posted Its have assed to give attention and remember something about the person. Its good mental exercise, and its good for a potential callout! It helps me if I am rested, which I am probably not.
That is right. Call me cunt boy! Mr sensitivity!
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Only Mc Jagger can call cunt boy, seeing how he likes nake men. Maybe I will put a stripping video up. I will not go past my boxers, or maybe I will black it out.
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Any requests?
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Judo uniform
I need to finish that class, and get one that teaches striking. The packaging says "Tiger Claw" and has some oriental writing on it.
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Cum to papa! That is my bed.
(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7302/capt003bedbq9.th.png) (http://img230.imageshack.us/my.php?image=capt003bedbq9.png)
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Cum to papa! That is my bed.
(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7302/capt003bedbq9.th.png) (http://img230.imageshack.us/my.php?image=capt003bedbq9.png)
What's wrong with your willy? It's gone all black and nasty. :-\
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That is going too far! I have to save that for my girlfriend, and I am not going to push the law! ;)
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I never looked at the laws. The girlfriend is above all, and thus I will not go any further.
Jeese the English is poor. What the fuck! I will fix that
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Remember inncent bistanders. I am not going to piss others off here and have other actions taken against me. Fuck they would probably like it! Still no for the various reasons I mentioned.
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i think flo is going to win peter.
a body like that and the cock of a black man.
damn, its a wonder that he is still on the market.
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They are too nervous.. they might not be able to talk and that would suck.... However if a person had a disability, I could make them better than ever. I know how hard is.... to find the right person..... Can't be too picky...
they might not be able to talk and that would suck.... Jeese the deeper meaning
Jeese the deeper meaning The very deepest meaning
Can't be too picky It continues... damn natural perve
I know how hard is..... Spank me I have been bad, dirty perve!
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Mc Jagger want to be a health nut now?
Its actually fun!
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not yet.
i am waiting til my colon has completely shut down and is clogged with all that undigested red meat.
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I take, that flourescent is winning? Since all peter will show us is the inside of his colon?
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That was his right kidney!
:)
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I think he is too busy..... critqueing my picture.
I think he is too busy..... What does that mean?
More like taking cheap shots because he is getting burned.
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he's getting burned, and the ladies are getting hot and bothered by your pictures. :-*
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They are too nervous.. they might not be able to talk and that would suck.... However if a person had a disability, I could make them better than ever. I know how hard is.... to find the right person..... Can't be too picky...
they might not be able to talk and that would suck....  Jeese the deeper meaning
Jeese the deeper meaning The very deepest meaning
Can't be too picky  It continues... damn natural perve
I know how hard is..... Spank me I have been bad, dirty perve!
Classic Fluorescent; truly classic.
I take, that flourescent is winning? Â Since all peter will show us is the inside of his colon?
I'm just coasting by on past performances at the moment. Â I figure Fluorescent still has some catching up to do.
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j229/PeterMacKenzie3/Pics%20of%20me/naked_desert1.jpg)
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j229/PeterMacKenzie3/Pics%20of%20me/naked_forest1copy.jpg)
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peter, i still love toose thumb rests on the top portion of your bum.
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for those with fetishes:
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/Picture19.jpg)
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for those of you who enjoyed the movie silence of the lambs
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/11icture20.jpg)
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(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/11icture20.jpg)
that is so..... wrong. :'(
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but it just feels, so right.
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that's it.
i am on a campaign to win this thing.
screw you two and your old or lame pics, this is what its all about.
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/Picture21.jpg)
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did someone call for a plumber?
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/Picture22.jpg)
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i feel dirty (and not in a good way). :'(
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Peter is delulsional, it a pure case of jealouitis. This body is achieveable by anyone, its shameful to be jealous. Some achieve it faster than others, and I achieved much in a short time. I think its staggering how much I got by with and still achieved greatness. I read, learned, and did not do as much work as you would expect. I would not know, I would have to ask somebody else how much work and how long it took for them to do what I did.
Thanks Peter, it was a good joke. From what I hear, you are on your way. I say, good, the competition will most amusing for me! You give the effort, and that is what most Americans don't give. I read you swam for 3 hours, and that is impressive. I have never swam that long but did aerobics for 3.5hours at a pretty high intensity. My nutritional health was poor, and I believe I could have gone further and at a little higher intensity. All these lenghty sessions do is increase you body ability to store fat, generate massive free radicals etc.Cardio vascular exercise should not last more than 45mintues or increased fat storing ability will result. I also read you stopped that BS. I only did it ounce, because it hurt too much. It matters more of what you think, so remember that.
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i feel dirty (and not in a good way). Cry (Omega Female)
You make me feal dirty too!, sorta like what you do to Robert
Keep that up and I will need more than a shower. :o
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I think I might make a fake orgasim recording!
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i feel dirty (and not in a good way). Cry (Omega Female)
You make me feal dirty too!, sorta like what you do to Robert
Keep that up and I will need more than a shower. :o
i won't let this one pass. this time flo, she was talking about me. i think she enjoyed my flower panties.
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I know... I was just fuckn around!
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i feel dirty (and not in a good way). Cry (Omega Female)
You make me feal dirty too!, sorta like what you do to Robert
Keep that up and I will need more than a shower. :o
i won't let this one pass. this time flo, she was talking about me. i think she enjoyed my flower panties.
I think we all enjoyed your flower panties. Did you leave any skidmarks for your wife to enjoy?
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this threa hurts my eyes i really should stop looking, but its kinda like a car crash, you can't look away!!
baby
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i feel dirty (and not in a good way). Cry (Omega Female)
You make me feal dirty too!, sorta like what you do to Robert
Keep that up and I will need more than a shower. :o
i won't let this one pass. this time flo, she was talking about me. i think she enjoyed my flower panties.
I think we all enjoyed your flower panties. Did you leave any skidmarks for your wife to enjoy?
i took a bath right beforehand and really got my crack good and clean.
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Did you forget... no enough is enough :angel:
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There seems to be an more words than pictures. I guess hot bodies are above the law. However if one of you female administrators wants to spank me, well ask for adress.
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I appologize for the shitty pic of my face before, this one is much better!
This would go good with fake orgasim sounds. I would have to fake them, because that is the only time I don't make noise.
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I appologize for the shitty pic of my face before, this one is much better!
This would go good with fake orgasim sounds. I would have to fake them, because that is the only time I don't make noise.
this looks more like your arse deflowering.
gotcha
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Stick a flower up his ass and call it maccaronni!
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God damn Omega Female got me so horny!
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I appologize for the shitty pic of my face before, this one is much better!
This would go good with fake orgasim sounds. I would have to fake them, because that is the only time I don't make noise.
this looks more like your arse deflowering.
gotcha
flo, i think you will probably be handsome when you grow older. perhaps another dozen years. you gotta lose tyhat awkward look first.
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flo, i think you will probably be handsome when you grow older. perhaps another dozen years.
Right about the time they master face transplants.
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I am 23 and I look sexy!
Shaving injuries predominate I think. The shaver has holes in it.
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The more obnoxious the comments the more you are jealous!
Immature baby!
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no, i really think its just that awkward phase that your going through.
and its not being obnoxious or jealous. i see real potential. like alladin, you are a diamond in the rough.
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So is your ass, can you post another pic?
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put a piece of coal between my arse cheeks and you might find a diamond.
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Can I put one in between Peter's ass?
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Bend over Peter, Dr Randy is going to......
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Ha hah, cancer increases my metabolism!
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Can I put one in between Peter's ass?
sure, if your mining for cubic zarconia.
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I will make sure my hands are sweaty and covered in oil. One diamond up his ass.
I need to post another pic, this is getting out of hand. I owe Omega female one of me dipped in chocolate tied to my bed! My own perverted mind can cum up with a dozen!
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i think i have this thing won. should i start a poll now, or does pete have some sexy creativity.
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No I am getting pics of various colors of chocolate a bars to meet Omega Female;s request. Then I will get some handcuffs. A little cut an past and done.
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i can't get past your current avatar, flo.
what are you holding in your left fist?
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Its hard to click mouse and flex at same time!
I DID THAT AFTER THE OMEGA FEMALE EPISODE!
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i think i have this thing won. should i start a poll now, or does pete have some sexy creativity.
I might come in with a few things tomorrow, if I'm in the mood.
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I will get the chocolate.
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Peter if you think you are so good, I suggest you do all the poses I did. That would be good retort!
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Peter if you think you are so good, I suggest you do all the poses I did. That would be good retort!
and boring.
we want creativity, we want to test the boundries.
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Boundries hah?
I will post a picture of me masturbating, as a result of what Omega Female said to me. Censors included. I will also put one up of me in my underwear. It will replace these words. Peter might as well copy me, I come up with some of the most perverted things. I am a natural!
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Boundries hah?
I will post a picture of me masturbating, as a result of what Omega Female said to me. Censors included. I will also put one up of me in my underwear. It will replace these words. Peter might as well copy me, I come up with some of the most perverted things. I am a natural!
Can't we just imagine you masturbating? :(
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Here for all the women, I shave my belly and cock hairs.
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God damn Omega Female got me so horny!
oops.
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God damn Omega Female got me so horny!
oops.
you'll learn. :o
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Instead of a private message, I want everyone to see.
Spread um punk! :police:
Ms, Omega Female needs a Lick en! Catch my drift? >:D
Licken is another word for spanking.. It was used at my grandmother
s house, and no I did not fuck my grandmother! I would be a grand mother fucker!
I am grand, but not a mother fucker!, unless its my pregnant wife.
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My light is right above the camera and it makes it hard to see my abs, that and my light skin tone.
Yes I am in my boxers.
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I'd like to nominate this narcissismfest as THE LAMEST THREAD EVER. Jesus fucking wept. ::)
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Why should I listen you?
I don't give a fuck what you say.
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Thats okay, I didn't post it for your benefit tin-ribs. :P
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Its only narcissist because I am in here, but I am sure if it were you.... deleted >:D
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I wouldn't, cos I don't need the attention... >:D deleted
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I edited to make less obnoxious...
I have the right to flirt when I work hard. Besides, its also for the women's benefit.
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tin ribs! :D
i'm glad there's someone else who is sighing, gasping and swooning in admiration. ::)
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Its a healthy body, give it up. You can't hurt my esteem. I surpass you greatly intellectually and physically. I don't want to hear your bull either. Your view is very distorted.
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You're right, Dunc. It can't get much worse.
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I could swear you are going to be here more than the women, I am getting suspicious..... and its not in a good way...
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dur - of course, i meant to say "ISN'T" and not "is" in my last post. see how much my brain is turning to blancmange, after weeks of the silly stupid sod's rubbish? he should have a public health warning branded across his "Hint of Fish Underbelly White" torso.
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dur - of course, i meant to say "ISN'T" and not "is" in my last post. see how much my brain is turning to blancmange, after weeks of the silly stupid sod's rubbish? he should have a public health warning branded across his "Hint of Fish Underbelly White" torso.
Now that's a good custom title. ;D
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wah, thayink yew, my gud mayen. ;)
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Hmm.. Lucifer is in my thread, I will make more sexual comments here. I did promise someone so..
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God damn Omega Female got me so horny!
oops.
My sweetie has that effect on people!! :-*
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'ere, robert - can you get some sort of sports bra thing going for your poor avatar - just looking at her is giving me jogger's nipple and saggy tits. :'(
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Dominating? Eat that!
I command you to get suckn bitch!(Baby) You know I am fooling with you, after all you have a Jman. Tell him I said nice job scoreing the chick! I will not call him pussy like everyone else.
There I go with my blue nike tank top again. Excuse lack of ab defintion, my belly is pregnant with food. I ate one of those giant cans of tomatoe concentrate, a small can of tomatoe paste, and 2 bananas. I flavored or fortified the tomatoes with herbs. I have a thing for tomatoes, I don't know I just like them. I put tomatoe sause on my salad, not dressing. Its healthier and taste better to me. I love bananas. They are a natural source of serotonin. Bananas are one of my favorite fruits.
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Dominating? Eat that!
I command you to get suckn bitch!(Baby) You know I am fooling with you, after all you have a Jman. Tell him I said nice job scoreing the chick! I will not call him pussy like everyone else.
There I go with my blue nike tank top again. Excuse lack of ab defintion, my belly is pregnant with food. I ate one of those giant cans of tomatoe concentrate, a small can of tomatoe paste, and 2 bananas. I flavored or fortified the tomatoes with herbs. I have a thing for tomatoes, I don't know I just like them. I put tomatoe sause on my salad, not dressing. Its healthier and taste better to me. I love bananas. They are a natural source of serotonin. Bananas are one of my favorite fruits.
hmm not quite what i meant by domination but hey
baby
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you want her to suck your mouse?
/me shakes head...
some people are soooo strange...
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Do you have a death wish?
She asked me to, and I love doing woman the service.
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hmm not quite what i meant by domination but hey
baby
I will keep trying that is for sure. If you tell me you will get less pictures!you want her to suck your mouse?
/me shakes head...
What was that? You want to know how big?
some people are soooo strange...
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I got an idea.... I like if a hot girl has her way with me, so.... God damn you, put this on around your eyes, get naked, and be prepared to be fuckn raped!
Damn you, you need a fuckn Lick en too. (oral)
I will fuck you to death, then you can't tell no one.
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God damn you , you gave me such a fuckn hard on! I flirt with ugly people to, just to make them feel better, but I find you attractive. I find through visual imagery and masturbation I like to give oral. That is might be because I am not ready for kids. I don't have a job or college. It certainly goes with garbage gut thing, where I will eat almost anything.
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I got an idea.... I like if a hot girl has her way with me, so.... God damn you, put this on around your eyes, get naked, and be prepared to be fuckn raped!
Damn you, you need a fuckn Lick en too. (oral)
 I will fuck you to death, then you can't tell no one.
here is the problem flo...
you keep talking from a position of authority but have satted that you are a virgin.
justify this next comment:
I like if a hot girl has her way with me
how would you know that you like it unless you had experience?
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I do visual imagery, my imagination is very strong. I just follow what images cause orgasim the quickest! :o
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oooo blindfolds, now we're talking, hmmmmmm now where did i put those handcuffs........
baby
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Sorry, sleep problems fuck me up! I was playing with Carla in the chatroom! I have been sleeping around on you, spank me I have been bad! Licken means spaken anyway, I just seperated them (Lick en) to make it funier. I just did not know if you herd the word Licken used to mean spanken.
Its my favorite color too. Fluorescent colors are stimulating to me, so its good for sex type stuff.
Oh fuck you got me all horny!
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I think it would be funny if he were cuffed together! >:D
I was thinking, and there is a way to give both of us a blow job at the same time! If we were to lay in a certain postion it would be possible. I wonder if anyone has cum up with a name for this positon? :o
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yep hon its called a 69 although hmmmm with handcuffs that sounds interesting
baby
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What is it called if they stroke each other at the same time?
Being cuffed together was a joke, but..... That is how ideal with stuff that makes me funny inside.
One more question, what is it called if a man gives the woman pussy a message, or vis versa?
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"message"!!!
what, like passing a note, or something? a Post-It?
PMSL!
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Such jibberish, and I am not in the mood. Later maybe... English, please, hon
What the fuck is pmsl and btw? I could figure it out myself, but I am not in the mood right now.
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a pussy message, like a pussy post-it.
note: yer mine all mine.
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What the fuck is pmsl and btw?Â
PMSL stands for Pissed My Self Laughing (it took me ages to work that one out) and BTW stands for By The Way.
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I got a fuck buddy, I got a fuck buddy. I love saying that. She wants to see my nice cock!
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She wants to see my nice cock!
i didn't know you kept poultry, Fluorescent.
will you post a picture of your nice rooster? 8)
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If you get intrested in a relationship or ask me for help for handling one I might give you some too. That depends on what you do to persuade me! I was aurosed by the thought of what you said before. I have a very vivid imagination. >:D
I gave this girl full nuditity from the comments she made. Christ I have this woman stuff just from her saying she was horny. I cannot use msn messagner to cybersex her because I need windows explorer 7 and my system cannot handle it. This sucks! Who her? yeah she probably will! :o
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I think Windows Explorer 7 is the least of your problems, Flo. With the pace we've witnessed so far, that girl will have a husband and two kids by the time you're ready. ::)
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Maybe I will post that pm! no I don't want to blow that girl!
Yes I do! >:D
Wanna bet?
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i wouldn;t reccomend it hon! see pm
baby
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I think Windows Explorer 7 is the least of your problems, Flo. With the pace we've witnessed so far, that girl will have a husband and two kids by the time you're ready. ::)
:D
but, quick, everyone! let's have a whip round and come up with enough for flu to upgrade his system, so he can get whatever the fuck it is he needs. cos then, he'll spend hours having cybersex with whoever he's on about (goddesses forgive me for inflicting him on some poor woman, but she seems to be willing) and - and here's the whole point of this - NOT HAVE THE TIME TO POST HERE!!
i accept paypal.
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You are provoking me! You were whinning about my actions before, yet here you go!
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hey love i just love your pics :)
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thank you.
i have been rated a 9 sexy on a scale of 1 to 10.
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i saw that florescent was here for a bit wonder why he didn't say hi to me
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wanna know a secret about me? i just love to pleasure guys in anyway possible and i like to chat too.
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how old are you?
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feel free to send me a message if you wanna cyber or something. :-*
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i'm 19
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i don't want to cyber, but i appreciate the offer.
i just wanted to make sure that you publicly claimed to be over 18 if you were going to make these bold statements.
you might turn into a very interesting member, dude.
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you might turn into a very interesting member, dude.
McJ, enough with the paranoia already. :P
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you might turn into a very interesting member, dude.
McJ, enough with the paranoia already.  :P
i am from southern california, everybody is a dude.
hey dude, wanna go surfig!
what's up dude!
thats toootally cool, dude!
hey dude, lets party!
see?
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i saw that florescent was here for a bit wonder why he didn't say hi to me
Fluorescent's currently in his own forum, and isn't posting in the rest of intensity. You can say hi to him here: http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?board=43.0
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but flo is king of his domain and has more powers there than regular members.
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Bump. This thread is full of win.
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when I saw this thread had been bumped I thought it was squiddy
but no, I'm not posting noods of my cat ffs. that's just LOW!