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Start here => Games => Topic started by: hiroshima on July 07, 2006, 03:52:35 PM
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Eamonn caught it from a dirty toilet seat.
McJagger caught it from a box of Fruity Pebbles.
Omega_Female caught hers from a romany gypsy.
I caught mine from the glycoalkaloid solanine in a green potato. :'(
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i may have cught it from a bowl of life cereal instead. i forget.
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I must have caught mine from something my dad's mother ate, maybe the poke salad.
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Osmosis
via
all the above
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I was being unintentionally Aspie, and the wind blew, so I stayed that way.
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I was picking and choosing among the disorders, and AS just felt right.
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Gotta catch em all!
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I was being unintentionally Aspie, and the wind blew, so I stayed that way.
FOCL!
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My mom didn't know about being a safe introvert and so she breast fed me even though she was one, and I caught it. My intorversion eventually became a full-blown case of Asperger's. Tragic, really.
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I was wanking off as a teenager and my mother caught me! She screamed so loud: "STOP IT OR YOU'LL GET ASPERGER'S!" that it got stuck in my head! Plus the fact that I never stopped wanking off, proved her right!
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gosh. is your mum Happeh, ozy? :o
according to eamonn, i haven't got AS, so my immune system is obviously completely up to the mark, you puny, immune compromised weaklings. :P
you should've taken echinacea, i reckon.
:D
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Well my immune system will fuck you up! It killed cancer and I have not gotten sick in years now, even with a few lymphocytes removed. I survived appendix ruputer for 6 hours. I would love to see my immune system fuck you up!
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Will you post a picture of your immune system too?
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I wish I could. You know what, I was going to post full nudity and black out private areas.
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the only way you can catch AS is if you where put on the toilet backwards as a small child.
and if you still do, then you are an ND, nasal drip
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I caught it from sharing drinks with an aspie.
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Must have been from Alex! :-* :o
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I caught it from the ASbestos in my primary school.
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I caught it from the ASbestos in my primary school.
pmsl.
here have some karma.
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I really would not know. My dad's side of the family is pretty fucked up mentally. I see one lesbian and one parkingson's diease. Cancer was a big problem. Some had to have all their limbs removed. My grandfather has it right now too. I see to be invunerable to everything. My sister is fuckn retard that is for sure. She was about to throw pottery at me because I would not open tomatoe sauce. I showed her how and I did not want to be bothered. The can opener is messed up, and she was trying to be lazy! I know of certain stressors, but I bet she is still fuckn retarded. My mom's side had has only one mental problem. Somebody gave it to me, and somebody allowed my body to fix itself. Very odd indeed!
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I caught it from the ASbestos in my primary school.
Neurobestosis ?
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Must have been from Alex! :-* :o
If I shared a drink with him, I'd catch narcissistic personality disorder, not AS.
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Keep it cool, I am just kidding. You know what I actually think of you! :-*
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post whoring on autie sites, where else? before that i was just a fuckup and a jerk. now i have a disease!
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post whoring on autie sites, where else? before that i was just a fuckup and a jerk. now i have a disease!
ITS N0T A DEEZEZE! UR A LAIR! ITS A BL3$$IGN!
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I am not sure how I caught My AS.
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I sold it to you, Kevv. I got a six-pack for it.
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And where did you, pray tell, get an extra AS copy? *resists the urge of asking whether odeon is still an aspie*
I must have gotten mine quite early. Hmm...? Oh no! Those vile, evil doctors who vaccinated me! They must be to blame!
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And where did you, pray tell, get an extra AS copy? *resists the urge of asking whether odeon is still an aspie*
Good thing you didn't, or this thread would be over. :laugh:
I got the copy off the Internet. Some Asian server. But I virus-checked. Promise. ;D
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I sold it to you, Kevv. I got a six-pack for it.
Oh that is how it happened.
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Yeah. Wanna buy a rarely used OCD dx?
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I'd offer you my Tourette's dx, but I've grown somewhat FUCKING DAMN fond of it.
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Look, this is my corner. You'll have to sell your, um, products someplace else. ;D
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Would somebody like to buy My CP?
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Nah, I'm fine, but try Fluff or the wabbit.
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Anybody want my sore throat? I guarantee nothing but it may be a part of a package deal that'll let you out of work for a day or so.
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Anybody want my sore throat? I guarantee nothing but it may be a part of a package deal that'll let you out of work for a day or so.
no thanks!
i already have one of my own. but i have the deluxe edition. it comes with a throbbing head.
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I just realized I was wrong about how I caught AS. I actually forgot to take my supplement of ASBourne when I first heard about the epidemic, and also forgot to take my reccommended 420 mg of vitamin NT every day.
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Newbie mistake. :laugh:
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I just realized I was wrong about how I caught AS. I actually forgot to take my supplement of ASBourne when I first heard about the epidemic, and also forgot to take my reccommended 420 mg of vitamin NT every day.
:LOL:
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I tried to catch a ball, but clumsy as I am, caught AS instead.
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It was either that or measles.
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Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.
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i got it when i went to sheffield
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i got it when i went to sheffield
Damn, that sucks.
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i got it when i went to sheffield
I heard that is a bad strain.
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From a public toilet seat
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I thought that was a myth.
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Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.
:o
I got merthiolate on my cuts all the time when I was little.
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I thought that was a myth.
Well it's rare but it can happen
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From a public toilet seat
And your mum had so told you to wash your hands after every visit to every toilet. :duh:
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this is why i shower after going to the toilet
i dont wanna get as autistic as the people on this site, jeez that would be awful
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Soph gave me the lurgies :(
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but it was worth it though?
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In a way. I did meet all of you lot :laugh:
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oh great so you just used me to get in with the cool spazzes >:(
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Pretty much :zoinks:
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Soph gave me the lurgies :(
Did that invlove tongue?
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Nope :zombiefuck:
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Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.
:o
I got merthiolate on my cuts all the time when I was little.
And now we both end up here. :police:
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I caught it from my parents.
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I caught it from my parents.
How come? Did they not wash their hands and wear masks?
Oh, they should have been informed better. Must be our whole generation (wide age span), not having been raised with rubber gloves on the hands of our parents. A whole generation being infected with the epidemic Autism. :zombiefuck:
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I dunno how I caught it......but it is starting to itch :zoinks:
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I dunno how I caught it......but it is starting to itch :zoinks:
Ointment with mercury may work miracles. (where does it itch btw? )
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I'm trying to sell mine. Anyone up for it (you can have the OCD as an added bonus)?
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I'm trying to sell mine. Anyone up for it (you can have the OCD as an added bonus)?
Trading, or wanting cash?
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I'm trying to sell mine. Anyone up for it (you can have the OCD as an added bonus)?
Try WP. Plenty of whiny emos would pay top dollar for an actual diagnosis.
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I'm trying to sell mine. Anyone up for it (you can have the OCD as an added bonus)?
Trading, or wanting cash?
If you have a neurological disorder to trade that is easier to handle, I'm willing to trade.
I'm trying to sell mine. Anyone up for it (you can have the OCD as an added bonus)?
Try WP. Plenty of whiny emos would pay top dollar for an actual diagnosis.
They're all adolescents and don't have that kind of money. Well, except the Plank, and he bought his from Wal-Mart.
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Walmart sells them now? Fuck. There goes the market.
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I thought AS was an STD. I slept with an Aspie and turned into one myself. Damn him. I'm going to sue.
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I thought AS was an STD. I slept with an Aspie and turned into one myself. Damn him. I'm going to sue.
I started dating an aspie and became less aspie by contrast. Wtf?? :duh:
He stole some of my ass pie. :P
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How dare he!!!! Stealing your ass pie like that. The nerve of some people :hitler:
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I caught it from my parents.
How come? Did they not wash their hands and wear masks?
Oh, they should have been informed better. Must be our whole generation (wide age span), not having been raised with rubber gloves on the hands of our parents. A whole generation being infected with the epidemic Autism. :zombiefuck:
They had the infection and they passed it on down to me when they conceived me.
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Walmart sells them now? Fuck. There goes the market.
They're rotten quality, though. :zoinks:
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Aw shit, they said it was fluoride in the water! They said it would be good for us! Lies! All lies! >:(
I'm trying to sell mine. Anyone up for it (you can have the OCD as an added bonus)?
Am currently overstocked with OCD; have you tried eBay?
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Aw shit, they said it was fluoride in the water! They said it would be good for us! Lies! All lies! >:(
I'm trying to sell mine. Anyone up for it (you can have the OCD as an added bonus)?
Am currently overstocked with OCD; have you tried eBay?
Wanna trade some for a box of inertia?
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Aw shit, they said it was fluoride in the water! They said it would be good for us! Lies! All lies! >:(
I'm trying to sell mine. Anyone up for it (you can have the OCD as an added bonus)?
Am currently overstocked with OCD; have you tried eBay?
Yup. Some emo wanted to trade but I just want to sell.
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I thought AS was an STD. I slept with an Aspie and turned into one myself. Damn him. I'm going to sue.
Same here, but for some reason it cleared my system shortly after I broke up with him. Maybe I caught a bacterial strain rather than a viral strain?
Walmart sells them now? Fuck. There goes the market.
They're rotten quality, though. :zoinks:
Prolly because they're made by five-year-olds in China. :orly:
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I got mine from watching too much of A League of Their Own.
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Think I'm going to make Christmas cards with the surplus of inertia.
Might even help world peace.
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I got my Autism from an aspie biting me, beware of rabid aspies.
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I got my Autism from an aspie biting me, beware of rabid aspies.
Could it be that I infected my youngest while she was biting me?
* ponders on getting a dx for youngest even more now *
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I got it from a mosquito bite
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Was the mosquito autistic? :-\
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Was the mosquito autistic? :-\
Don't shoot the messenger.
Just slap it flat to the wall.
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That's no way to treat a fellow autistic, um, mosquito.
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That's no way to treat a fellow autistic, um, mosquito.
I make no different choice when it comes to mosquitoes, will kill the NT and the ASD.
Had a fellow student once, who did make a difference, he would always check the gender of the bugs. He only slapped the female ones.
Bigotry I tell you, pure bigotry.
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Bug gender issues are tricky. It's so easy to be sexistic without ever realising it.
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Got it from sitting on a public toilet seat when I was about 5.
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Got it from sitting on a public toilet seat when I was about 5.
Bullshit. Aspies don't go out in public. :zoinks:
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I got it from some bad Chinese take out
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I got it from some bad Chinese take out
That's one of the worst strains.
Did you get it straight away, or after eating the rewarmed remnants the next day?
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I always thought you got food poisoning first and AS later?! :-\
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I always thought you got food poisoning first and AS later?! :-\
I always thought you were only on the spectrum for awhile, then ended up extroverted again a couple hours later.
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Someone sneezed on me :'(
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I always thought you got food poisoning first and AS later?! :-\
I always thought you were only on the spectrum for awhile, then ended up extroverted again a couple hours later.
That's just the wannabe elitist aspies.
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I always thought you got food poisoning first and AS later?! :-\
I always thought you were only on the spectrum for awhile, then ended up extroverted again a couple hours later.
That's just the wannabe elitist aspies.
LOL, PMS Elle, there's a new title for you. :lol:
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I got mine from a vending machine in japan.
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They sell everything in Japan :laugh:
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The Japanese AS is probably cheaper and more effective.
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The Japanese AS is probably cheaper and more effective.
If I'm anything, I'm cheap.
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I didn't catch it, it catched me.
Unfair match, I didn't stand a chance.
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I lost ina drinking contest. :P
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playing outside with a butterfly net.
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I caught it from my parents.
Same here.
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I was bitten buy someone with it
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I was bitten buy someone with it
Could that be any of us by any chance? :zoinks:
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Mine is for sale if anyone's interested.
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Mine is for sale if anyone's interested.
Put it on eBay! :headbang2:
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Mine is for sale if anyone's interested.
Put it on eBay! :headbang2:
That's an interesting thought.
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I was bitten buy someone with it
Could that be any of us by any chance? :zoinks:
I'll never tell :zoinks:
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That dirty coffee cup we're all using on the what you're drinking thread.
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That dirty coffee cup we're all using on the what you're drinking thread.
Eeeeeeeeeeewwww, of course! My mother always told me how filthy the human mouth is! :sick:
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That dirty coffee cup we're all using on the what you're drinking thread.
Eeeeeeeeeeewwww, of course! My mother always told me how filthy the human mouth is! :sick:
I KNEW I shouldn't have kissed that boy in kindergarten, all the other kids warned me about him. :zombiefuck:
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That dirty coffee cup we're all using on the what you're drinking thread.
Eeeeeeeeeeewwww, of course! My mother always told me how filthy the human mouth is! :sick:
I KNEW I shouldn't have kissed that boy in kindergarten, all the other kids warned me about him. :zombiefuck:
eeeeeeewww boy germs! :hide:
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That dirty coffee cup we're all using on the what you're drinking thread.
Eeeeeeeeeeewwww, of course! My mother always told me how filthy the human mouth is! :sick:
I KNEW I shouldn't have kissed that boy in kindergarten, all the other kids warned me about him. :zombiefuck:
eeeeeeewww boy germs! :hide:
Us boys can't be THAT bad? :zoinks:
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That dirty coffee cup we're all using on the what you're drinking thread.
Eeeeeeeeeeewwww, of course! My mother always told me how filthy the human mouth is! :sick:
I KNEW I shouldn't have kissed that boy in kindergarten, all the other kids warned me about him. :zombiefuck:
eeeeeeewww boy germs! :hide:
Us boys can't be THAT bad? :zoinks:
I like guys, but I don't know much about them. :-\
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That dirty coffee cup we're all using on the what you're drinking thread.
Eeeeeeeeeeewwww, of course! My mother always told me how filthy the human mouth is! :sick:
I KNEW I shouldn't have kissed that boy in kindergarten, all the other kids warned me about him. :zombiefuck:
eeeeeeewww boy germs! :hide:
Us boys can't be THAT bad? :zoinks:
I like guys, but I don't know much about them. :-\
We are actually very straight forward when we are not being tingue tied stupid.
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That dirty coffee cup we're all using on the what you're drinking thread.
Eeeeeeeeeeewwww, of course! My mother always told me how filthy the human mouth is! :sick:
I KNEW I shouldn't have kissed that boy in kindergarten, all the other kids warned me about him. :zombiefuck:
eeeeeeewww boy germs! :hide:
Us boys can't be THAT bad? :zoinks:
I like guys, but I don't know much about them. :-\
We are actually very straight forward when we are not being tingue tied stupid.
LOL for the example
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My anxiety causes it.
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I didn't catch it. It caught me.
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mommy and daddy
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I caught it from them naggers and gays. Goddamn unnatural sumbitches....
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Mine is for sale if anyone's interested.
Put it on eBay! :headbang2:
That's an interesting thought.
I really wonder if you could get any offers selling Asperger's on ebay. You'd almost definitely get responses from craigslist. :laugh:
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I was bit by a dog as a child
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My mother was attacked by a refrigerator while she was pregnant with me. We were both scared by this encounter.
I then had to deal with a refrigerator mum for the rest of my life.
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I was bit by a dog as a child
Did the dog display a marked impariment in social interactions?
Other than biting you, I mean.
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I was bit by a dog as a child
Did the dog display a marked impariment in social interactions?
Other than biting you, I mean.
Yes is was a solitary dog unsure about the social hierarchy of other dogs and it avoided eye contact
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Mine is for sale if anyone's interested.
Put it on eBay! :headbang2:
That's an interesting thought.
I really wonder if you could get any offers selling Asperger's on ebay. You'd almost definitely get responses from craigslist. :laugh:
Buy It Now, only $299.00.
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I was bit by a dog as a child
Did the dog display a marked impariment in social interactions?
Other than biting you, I mean.
Yes is was a solitary dog unsure about the social hierarchy of other dogs and it avoided eye contact
Did it have difficulties with language?
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Mine is for sale if anyone's interested.
Put it on eBay! :headbang2:
That's an interesting thought.
I really wonder if you could get any offers selling Asperger's on ebay. You'd almost definitely get responses from craigslist. :laugh:
Buy It Now, only $299.00.
Will it make me a jeenyus? :lolhit:
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Mine is for sale if anyone's interested.
Put it on eBay! :headbang2:
That's an interesting thought.
I really wonder if you could get any offers selling Asperger's on ebay. You'd almost definitely get responses from craigslist. :laugh:
Buy It Now, only $299.00.
Will it make me a jeenyus? :lolhit:
PayPal accepted.
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I got mine inside the McDonald's Happy Meal. That evil corporation knows no boundaries. :evillaugh:
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I got mine inside the McDonald's Happy Meal. That evil corporation knows no boundaries. :evillaugh:
That certainly explains the epidemic! Why didn't Jenny McCarthy think of that?! :duh:
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I got mine inside the McDonald's Happy Meal. That evil corporation knows no boundaries. :evillaugh:
I like the Sam Kinison quote. :plus:
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Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.
My mother put merthiolate on my cuts too! :orly:
You may be onto something big! Quick, patent it and gouge the drug companies for the use of your work! :2thumbsup:
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Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.
My mother put merthiolate on my cuts too! :orly:
You may be onto something big! Quick, patent it and gouge the drug companies for the use of your work! :2thumbsup:
We can be co plaintiffs and co dependent to! :2thumbsup:
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Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.
My mother put merthiolate on my cuts too! :orly:
You may be onto something big! Quick, patent it and gouge the drug companies for the use of your work! :2thumbsup:
We can be co plaintiffs and co dependent to! :2thumbsup:
You mean we can sue ourselves? Awesome! Maybe I'll get some of my missing stuff back! :laugh:
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Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.
My mother put merthiolate on my cuts too! :orly:
You may be onto something big! Quick, patent it and gouge the drug companies for the use of your work! :2thumbsup:
We can be co plaintiffs and co dependent to! :2thumbsup:
You mean we can sue ourselves? Awesome! Maybe I'll get some of my missing stuff back! :laugh:
:lol: :asthing: You may be on to something there.
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Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.
My mother put merthiolate on my cuts too! :orly:
You may be onto something big! Quick, patent it and gouge the drug companies for the use of your work! :2thumbsup:
We can be co plaintiffs and co dependent to! :2thumbsup:
You mean we can sue ourselves? Awesome! Maybe I'll get some of my missing stuff back! :laugh:
:lol: :asthing: You may be on to something there.
I'm going to be rich! :happydance:
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I caught as from punching alex plank in the face. His blood got on me, and from then on, I knew I was doomed.
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/704/21/n207696021032_6484.jpg)
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I caught as from punching alex plank in the face. His blood got on me, and from then on, I knew I was doomed.
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/704/21/n207696021032_6484.jpg)
:duh: That was AIDS dumbshit! You caught the AS from cows milk, PETA said so.
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From the cats
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From the cats
:plus: for an awesomely brief and weirdly credible explanation! :rofl:
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I caught as from punching alex plank in the face. His blood got on me, and from then on, I knew I was doomed.
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/704/21/n207696021032_6484.jpg)
:duh: That was AIDS dumbshit! You caught the AS from cows milk, PETA said so.
That explains soo much. :zoinks:
Mooooooooh
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Mad Cow Disease, anyone? :P
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From showing kindness and understanding to the infected. Regrettable indeed.
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From showing kindness and understanding to the infected. Regrettable indeed.
:plus: I think we have a winner!
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I was bit by one in kindergarten and did not have my shots in order
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Someone put it in my beer.
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I do not really think that I caught it. I think I looked away at the wrong time as it fucking hit me in the solar plexus and I lost my breath.
I probably should have seen a doctor.
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Eating cottage cheese, as a cow.
The queen is right, it is wrong on so many levels.
Or am I eating cottage cheese as a cow, because I got inflicted with AS?
Chicken or Egg revised. :orly:
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Bad eggs
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Kissed a cat.
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Kissed a cat.
In retrospect, were there any signs? Was it playing oddly with its toys? Was it... *Shatner pause* ...stimming? :kitten:
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I looked up at the moon and I did not see a man. I saw a bright light in the night sky that disturbed me in that it seemed to move and change, then disappear and return. I have to look at it every night to make sure that it does not change too quickly, but it always does.
There IS NO MAN!!
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They switched to a new coffee brand at work.
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They switched to a new coffee brand at work.
And it became a work-related epidemic?
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Kissed a cat.
In retrospect, were there any signs? Was it playing oddly with its toys? Was it... *Shatner pause* ...stimming? :kitten:
Like the book says.... :laugh:
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:PgDU-crdvpOftM:http://www.bookhills.com/images/All-Cats-Have-Asperger-Syndrome-1843104814-L.jpg&t=1)
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They switched to a new coffee brand at work.
And it became a work-related epidemic?
An epidemic of one.
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They switched to a new coffee brand at work.
And it became a work-related epidemic?
An epidemic of one.
Have you always been "A Solitary Man?"
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They switched to a new coffee brand at work.
And it became a work-related epidemic?
An epidemic of one.
Have you always been "A Solitary Man?"
A schizophrenic is never alone. :orly:
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I joined here :zombiefuck:
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It was a part of a package. A nasty cold and a bonus syndrome.
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I got mine from being genetically modified.
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I got mine from being genetically modified.
Who modified you?! :tinfoil:
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If you show up without a syndrome, then you will be issued one by the staff.
Wear it with pride or fight to the death, but once you have been tagged, there is NO going back. Any future mistakes will instantly be categorized as evidentiary and pure witness to the extent of your assigned syndrome.
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When you are sprayed in the face with a syndrome, you might as well swallow.
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Somebody came and now it's all this??? :yikes:
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I caught it with a butterfly net, and then I put it in a Mason jar with a nice tight lid on the top! :laugh:
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I caught it with a butterfly net, and then I put it in a Mason jar with a nice tight lid on the top! :laugh:
:lol:
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I ran real fast...
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Some spazz wanted to be nice to me.
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Some spazz wanted to be nice to me.
I guess he needed to give you a Christmas gift, and it was either that or the dreaded fruitcake! :laugh:
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Some spazz wanted to be nice to me.
I guess he needed to give you a Christmas gift, and it was either that or the dreaded fruitcake! :laugh:
Silly bugger gave me OCD too.
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Some spazz wanted to be nice to me.
I guess he needed to give you a Christmas gift, and it was either that or the dreaded fruitcake! :laugh:
Silly bugger gave me OCD too.
Some people just *have* to show off, and give more gifts than anyone else! ::)
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I caught it with a butterfly net, and then I put it in a Mason jar with a nice tight lid on the top! :laugh:
It would breathe better if you punched holes in the lid.
I am just sayin' ... ya know it , don'cha?
:'(
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Had a nightmare of being a butterfly in a jar once. Horrible, to beat the wings against the glass, with no effect at all.
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I caught it from an egg shape, red-headed humpty-dumpty in green pants. :LOL:
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I caught it with a butterfly net, and then I put it in a Mason jar with a nice tight lid on the top! :laugh:
It would breathe better if you punched holes in the lid.
I am just sayin' ... ya know it , don'cha?
:'(
*carefully does so* :)
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I caught it from an egg shape, red-headed humpty-dumpty in green pants. :LOL:
Sounds like your talking about couldbecousin? It seems to 100% describe her. :o
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I caught it from an egg shape, red-headed humpty-dumpty in green pants. :LOL:
Sounds like your talking about couldbecousin? It seems to 100% describe her. :o
HEY! Yeah! That's my avatar! :green:
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:mwhaha:
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I caught it with a butterfly net, and then I put it in a Mason jar with a nice tight lid on the top! :laugh:
It would breathe better if you punched holes in the lid.
I am just sayin' ... ya know it , don'cha?
:'(
*carefully does so* :)
Maybe, your AS(s?) will breathe more freely, now.
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You mean I have it! Fuck that's what i get for posting here
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I caught it with a butterfly net, and then I put it in a Mason jar with a nice tight lid on the top! :laugh:
It would breathe better if you punched holes in the lid.
I am just sayin' ... ya know it , don'cha?
:'(
*carefully does so* :)
Maybe, your AS(s?) will breathe more freely, now.
I do feel a bit lighter and airier now. :thumbup:
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You mean I have it! Fuck that's what i get for posting here
But that's because we care. :zoinks:
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blame the stork. If i catch that fucker he is going in the pot
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blame the stork. If i catch that fucker he is going in the pot
There's no stork. Don't you know, God sends you! :prude:
(When I was a child, I pictured babies being "beamed down" from heaven into hospital beds,
Star Trek style, and their parents driving to the hospital to pick them up. :laugh: )
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By eating pie. :'(
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By eating pie. :'(
What flavor was it? :twitch:
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I caught it, but then I fumbled. The other team scored.
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You lost by 2 AS to one OCD?
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You lost by 2 AS to one OCD?
Actually I think I lost to laziness.
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You lost by 2 AS to one OCD?
Actually I think I lost to laziness.
Sitting on your ASs?
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You lost by 2 AS to one OCD?
Actually I think I lost to laziness.
Sitting on your ASs?
And believe me, my ass is getting big enough for me and you.
Edit, edit, edit. Keep away from my ass, all of you.
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You lost by 2 AS to one OCD?
Actually I think I lost to laziness.
Sitting on your ASs?
And believe me, my ass is getting big enough for me and you.
Edit, edit, edit. Keep away from my ass, all of you.
:laugh:
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By eating pie. :'(
What flavor was it? :twitch:
Blackberry. :zoinks:
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By eating pie. :'(
What flavor was it? :twitch:
Blackberry. :zoinks:
I guess I'm safe then, I can't remember ever having eaten a blackberry pie! :2thumbsup:
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From a toilet seat.
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From a toilet seat.
And your mother had so warned you. :duh:
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From a toilet seat.
And your mother had so warned you. :duh:
Yes, if only she had warned me about that, and other things. Like boys want to put their penis in your mouth. That would have been helpful to know, rather than be shocked that that's what goes on. It was a huge WTF moment.
Well, after catching AS off a toilet seat, that is :P
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From a toilet seat.
And your mother had so warned you. :duh:
Yes, if only she had warned me about that, and other things. Like boys want to put their penis in your mouth. That would have been helpful to know, rather than be shocked that that's what goes on. It was a huge WTF moment.
Well, after catching AS off a toilet seat, that is :P
Yuck, boy germs :squit:
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Boy germs carry AS?
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From a toilet seat.
And your mother had so warned you. :duh:
Yes, if only she had warned me about that, and other things. Like boys want to put their penis in your mouth. That would have been helpful to know, rather than be shocked that that's what goes on. It was a huge WTF moment.
Well, after catching AS off a toilet seat, that is :P
Yuck, boy germs :squit:
Yes, my first *cool* boyfriend didn't last for very long when I found out about this horrendous abomination!
My art teacher used to coach the football team, so it wasn't unusual to get the occasional 'slacker' jock to enroll in art so they could get easy marks. So, the Football Captain ends up asking me out, just before school holidays, at the school dance. That boy rode his bike to hang out with me, nearly a 10 mile round trip on his bike.
And because he was away from school, the crowd, he was just him, he was so lovely. We went to the beach outside my house and talked and there was nothing sleazy about it.
Then we returned to school. He kept asking me to go to his house at lunchtime, and I refused. Not that I wasn't adverse to going to friends houses at lunchtime, but not a boy's house.
Then one of the school whores, said to me at the hall one day, 'so you are going out with Robbie'....'has he asked you back to his house at lunchtime yet?'
This is where I found out that he used to take girls back to his house at lunchtimes and this 'penis in the mouth' thing occured. Apparently it was called a head job. Because when she said 'you know if you go back to his house, he will want a head job or you'll be dropped?'. I asked what this 'head job' thing was. The horror of it!!! I'm not putting one of those
in my mouth!!!
So...armed with this sordid information, I promptly and nicely went and told Robbie I did not want to go out with him any more after our 3 week romance.
In hindsight, I only just really thought about it then, like just now. That that girl was, and did turn out to be a bitch forever.
And I wonder, that although he might have done that with other girls, he would not have tried that with me, or at least not gotten away with it. He may have just been trying it on, but he would have known I wasn't a 'slut'. So now I think it may have been clever sabotage on her part, out of jealousy.
Mmm.
Anyway. I came to terms with the concept of the mouth/penis scenario :P
Sorry for the long story, just a moment of reflection!
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I got on the internet.
:yikes::yikes::yikes:
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Sorry, but that is kind of close to a really disturbing dream I had last night.
Not about AS or any such shit, but about general concerns of life.
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Sorry everyone!
I am not sure why I was doing the walls of smileys, yesterday.
I edited them.
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Sorry everyone!
I am not sure why I was doing the walls of smileys, yesterday.
I edited them.
Thank you, I shall now visit that thread without fear! :headbang2:
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I think I left my AS here somewhere. You seen it?
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I think I left my AS here somewhere. You seen it?
I found it, and I'm hoarding it in my apartment! :zoinks:
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Want my OCD too?
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got it at a restaurant I thought it said hamburgers so I got so and here I am :zoinks:
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Want my OCD too?
Been there, had that. :runaway:
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I went to the market , I glance at the sign that says half percent off assburger ( donkey meat) I ate it then got aspergers. :shark: :shark: :gotowp: :orgasm: :runaway: :booty: :booty: :booty: :booty: :booty: :booty: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :3some: :3some: :3some:
lol i couldn't resist the emotion
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I went to the market , I glance at the sign that says half percent off assburger ( donkey meat) I ate it then got aspergers. :shark: :shark: :gotowp: :orgasm: :runaway: :booty: :booty: :booty: :booty: :booty: :booty: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :3some: :3some: :3some:
lol i couldn't resist the emotion
I'm going to assume you caught it when you went over to WP?
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Lots of contagious things at WP. :zoinks:
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Lots of contagious things at WP. :zoinks:
Hey, I WAS A WP ADDICT! Does this mean I have a severe case? :zoinks:
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Lots of contagious things at WP. :zoinks:
Hey, I WAS A WP ADDICT! Does this mean I have a severe case? :zoinks:
Yeah, we had to give up all hopes on curing you.
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I think it was after spending many hours looking for my air guitar.
I was just jammin' out like a bastard and I put the fucking thing down somewhere and I can not find it! DAMN IT!!
I know it was right here, but I'll be damned if I can find the fucking thing. Have you seen my air guitar?
Maybe I'll try this ...
:violin:
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You can borrow mine until you find it. Hope you don't mind it's pink.
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:headbang2:
Most pink things, I like a lot!!
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Some guy ran up to me and bit me......oh wait thats how I got the T-Virus silly me :zoinks:
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Some guy ran up to me and bit me......oh wait thats how I got the T-Virus silly me :zoinks:
I really had that happen to me in kindergarten the kid just ahead of me in line turned around and bit me on the stomach I was just to shocked to react in time to stop him :hahaha:
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Some guy ran up to me and bit me......oh wait thats how I got the T-Virus silly me :zoinks:
I really had that happen to me in kindergarten the kid just ahead of me in line turned around and bit me on the stomach I was just to shocked to react in time to stop him :hahaha:
wow what a nasty little bastard :lol:
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Some guy ran up to me and bit me......oh wait thats how I got the T-Virus silly me :zoinks:
I really had that happen to me in kindergarten the kid just ahead of me in line turned around and bit me on the stomach I was just to shocked to react in time to stop him :hahaha:
wow what a nasty little bastard :lol:
And human bites are so germy! :zombiefuck:
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Some guy ran up to me and bit me......oh wait thats how I got the T-Virus silly me :zoinks:
I really had that happen to me in kindergarten the kid just ahead of me in line turned around and bit me on the stomach I was just to shocked to react in time to stop him :hahaha:
wow what a nasty little bastard :lol:
And human bites are so germy! :zombiefuck:
I did get to go home and you could see his teeth impressions for days :zoinks: My mom made me invite him to my birthday party latter in the year too. I hated him an has tarnished the name Vincent ever since for me.
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It caught me. I ran as fast as I could, but...
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It caught me. I ran as fast as I could, but...
You weren't as fast as The Gingerbread Man.
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My doc tells me I should exercise more.
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Hey. If we exercise and get strong, can we beat the shit out of autism?
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I got it from a public restroom. :'(
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Hey. If we exercise and get strong, can we beat the shit out of autism?
I would like to, sometimes.
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I got it from a public restroom. :'(
Didn't your mom teach you to use those paper assburger protectors?
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I got it from a public restroom. :'(
Didn't your mom teach you to use those paper assburger protectors?
You should have gone before you left the house! :zoinks:
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Some kid with autism bit me in the grocery store, so I screamed at the kids mom that I had aids, then told the kid he was gonna die. Lol.
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Some kid with autism bit me in the grocery store, so I screamed at the kids mom that I had aids, then told the kid he was gonna die. Lol.
:LMAO:
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I got it from an alien anal probe. :o
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Was it as good for you as it was for them?
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Yes, but that doesn't mean what you think.
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I got it in from Santa for being a bad boy :-[
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Some geeky kid offered me a sip of his grape soda. :zoinks:
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If we do not act fast to stem the tide, we may be facing an incoming wave of autistic terrorists, capturing and imprisoning ISIS forces across the middle East
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I bought mine used.
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I bought mine used.
At an estate sale? Was some greedy person selling his grandfather's autism? You got ripped off. :hahaha:
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I tried catching it with a butterfly net, but in the end, it just came to me.
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I tried catching it with a butterfly net, but in the end, it just came to me.
Autism butterflies trust and love the sweet cow! :hyke: (http://www.buddy-icons.info/img/smile/319.gif)
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I bought mine used.
At an estate sale? Was some greedy person selling his grandfather's autism? You got ripped off. :hahaha:
Yeah, I know. I should have ordered an authentic one from Amazon.
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Vaccines :dunno:
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I tore that tag off my bed when I was a kid you know the one that says 'Do not remove under penalty of law'
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I tore that tag off my bed when I was a kid you know the one that says 'Do not remove under penalty of law'
See what happens when you disobey the law? Let that be a lesson to you. :police:
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I tore that tag off my bed when I was a kid you know the one that says 'Do not remove under penalty of law'
See what happens when you disobey the law? Let that be a lesson to you. :police:
Great things happened. Without him disobeying the law, we would not have met Parts.
Parts was :arrr:
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Why did you have that tag on a bed? :nerdy:
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Why did you have that tag on a bed? :nerdy:
Not all kids get a cardboard box for a bed.
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Why did you have that tag on a bed? :nerdy:
Any sort of pillow or mattress in the US has a tag stating what it was made with I am guessing for allergy purposes.
They didn't always have the text about the consumer being able to remove them
(http://mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_640x430/public/mattress-tag_5.jpg)
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Why did you have that tag on a bed? :nerdy:
Any sort of pillow or mattress in the US has a tag stating what it was made with I am guessing for allergy purposes.
They didn't always have the text about the consumer being able to remove them
(http://mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_640x430/public/mattress-tag_5.jpg)
Your big brother is just as bad as ours. :o
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I got it from the refrigerator. My mother put it there. :opkikkertje:
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:laugh:
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It was in a cereal box. I thought it was a toy. :P
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It was in the pre-packaged salad mix at Wal-mart...next to the croutons.
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The Russians invented it.
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Not AS, but how did I catch autism?
I ran after it until I could tackle it to the ground and claim it.
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I got it from some bad Chinese take out (emo)
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Tesco had it and I thought "why not, it's got to be better than the pasta."