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Title: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: hiroshima on July 07, 2006, 03:52:35 PM
Eamonn caught it from a dirty toilet seat.
McJagger caught it from a box of Fruity Pebbles.
Omega_Female caught hers from a romany gypsy.

I caught mine from the glycoalkaloid solanine in a green potato. :'(
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: McGiver on July 07, 2006, 03:54:07 PM
i may have cught it from a bowl of life cereal instead.  i forget.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Callaway on July 07, 2006, 04:08:44 PM
I must have caught mine from something my dad's mother ate, maybe the poke salad.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: McJ on July 08, 2006, 12:23:18 AM
Osmosis
via
all the above
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: duncvis on July 08, 2006, 06:17:54 AM
I was being unintentionally Aspie, and the wind blew, so I stayed that way.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on July 08, 2006, 06:19:48 AM
I was picking and choosing among the disorders, and AS just felt right.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Eamonn on July 08, 2006, 06:25:40 AM
Gotta catch em all!
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Lucifer on July 08, 2006, 08:46:07 AM
I was being unintentionally Aspie, and the wind blew, so I stayed that way.

FOCL!
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: El on July 08, 2006, 08:54:43 AM
My mom didn't know about being a safe introvert and so she breast fed me even though she was one, and I caught it.  My intorversion eventually became a full-blown case of Asperger's.  Tragic, really.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: ozymandias on July 09, 2006, 08:09:14 PM
I was wanking off as a teenager and my mother caught me!  She screamed so loud:  "STOP IT OR YOU'LL GET ASPERGER'S!" that it got stuck in my head!   Plus the fact that I never stopped wanking off, proved her right!
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Lucifer on July 10, 2006, 01:38:17 AM
gosh.  is your mum Happeh, ozy?    :o

according to eamonn, i haven't got AS, so my immune system is obviously completely up to the mark, you puny, immune compromised weaklings.  :P

you should've taken echinacea, i reckon.

:D
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Randy on July 10, 2006, 09:40:44 PM
Well my immune system will fuck you up!  It killed cancer and I have not gotten sick in years now, even with a few lymphocytes removed. I survived appendix ruputer for 6 hours.  I would love to see my immune system fuck you up!
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: hiroshima on July 10, 2006, 10:12:46 PM
Will you post a picture of your immune system too?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Randy on July 10, 2006, 11:40:43 PM
I wish I could.  You know what, I was going to post full nudity and black out private areas.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: McJ on July 10, 2006, 11:55:40 PM
the only way you can catch AS is if you where put on the toilet backwards as a small child.

and if you still do, then you are an ND, nasal drip
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: QuirkyCarla on July 10, 2006, 11:58:19 PM
I caught it from sharing drinks with an aspie.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Randy on July 11, 2006, 12:06:35 AM
Must have been from Alex! :-* :o
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 11, 2006, 03:04:22 AM
I caught it from the ASbestos in my primary school.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: McGiver on July 11, 2006, 10:22:50 AM
I caught it from the ASbestos in my primary school.
pmsl.

here have some karma.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Randy on July 11, 2006, 05:30:47 PM
I really would not know.  My dad's side of the family is pretty fucked up mentally.  I see one lesbian and one parkingson's diease.  Cancer was a big problem.  Some had to have all their limbs removed.  My grandfather has it right now too.  I see to  be invunerable to everything.  My sister is fuckn retard that is for sure.  She was about to throw pottery at me because I would not open tomatoe sauce.  I showed her how and I did not want to be bothered.  The can opener is messed up, and she was trying to be lazy!  I know of certain stressors, but I bet she is still fuckn retarded.  My mom's side had has only one mental problem.  Somebody gave it to me, and somebody allowed my body to fix itself.  Very odd indeed!
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: McJ on July 11, 2006, 06:36:47 PM
I caught it from the ASbestos in my primary school.

Neurobestosis ?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: QuirkyCarla on July 11, 2006, 07:24:17 PM
Must have been from Alex! :-* :o

If I shared a drink with him, I'd catch narcissistic personality disorder, not AS.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Randy on July 12, 2006, 03:35:04 AM
Keep it cool, I am just kidding. You know what I actually think of you! :-*
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: lazarus on July 15, 2006, 09:37:22 AM
post whoring on autie sites, where else? before that i was just a fuckup and a jerk. now i have a disease!
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: El on July 15, 2006, 04:30:00 PM
post whoring on autie sites, where else? before that i was just a fuckup and a jerk. now i have a disease!

ITS N0T A DEEZEZE!  UR A LAIR!  ITS A BL3$$IGN!
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Leto729 on October 04, 2006, 05:54:49 PM
I am not sure how I caught My AS.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on October 05, 2006, 01:45:15 AM
I sold it to you, Kevv. I got a six-pack for it.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on October 05, 2006, 03:00:36 AM
And where did you, pray tell, get an extra AS copy? *resists the urge of asking whether odeon is still an aspie*

I must have gotten mine quite early. Hmm...? Oh no! Those vile, evil doctors who vaccinated me! They must be to blame!
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on October 05, 2006, 03:08:24 AM
And where did you, pray tell, get an extra AS copy? *resists the urge of asking whether odeon is still an aspie*

Good thing you didn't, or this thread would be over. :laugh:

I got the copy off the Internet. Some Asian server. But I virus-checked. Promise. ;D
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Leto729 on October 05, 2006, 10:27:59 AM
I sold it to you, Kevv. I got a six-pack for it.
Oh that is how it happened.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on October 05, 2006, 03:52:31 PM
Yeah. Wanna buy a rarely used OCD dx?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on October 05, 2006, 04:06:31 PM
I'd offer you my Tourette's dx, but I've grown somewhat FUCKING DAMN fond of it.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on October 05, 2006, 04:10:35 PM
Look, this is my corner. You'll have to sell your, um, products someplace else.  ;D
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Leto729 on October 05, 2006, 04:23:36 PM
Would somebody like to buy My CP?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on October 05, 2006, 04:26:28 PM
Nah, I'm fine, but try Fluff or the wabbit.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: El on October 06, 2006, 06:01:51 AM
Anybody want my sore throat?  I guarantee nothing but it may be a part of a package deal that'll let you out of work for a day or so.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: McGiver on October 06, 2006, 09:06:52 AM
Anybody want my sore throat?  I guarantee nothing but it may be a part of a package deal that'll let you out of work for a day or so.

no thanks!

i already have one of my own.  but i have the deluxe edition.  it comes with a throbbing head.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: El on October 06, 2006, 01:33:40 PM
I just realized I was wrong about how I caught AS.  I actually forgot to take my supplement of ASBourne when I first heard about the epidemic, and also forgot to take my reccommended 420 mg of vitamin NT every day.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on October 06, 2006, 01:37:07 PM
Newbie mistake. :laugh:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 06, 2006, 03:28:46 PM
I just realized I was wrong about how I caught AS.  I actually forgot to take my supplement of ASBourne when I first heard about the epidemic, and also forgot to take my reccommended 420 mg of vitamin NT every day.

:LOL:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on October 29, 2009, 06:24:06 PM
I tried to catch a ball, but clumsy as I am, caught AS instead.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 29, 2009, 06:26:56 PM


It was either that or measles.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: P7PSP on October 29, 2009, 06:31:11 PM
Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Adam on October 29, 2009, 06:56:28 PM
i got it when i went to sheffield
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on October 29, 2009, 06:58:35 PM
i got it when i went to sheffield
Damn, that sucks.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: P7PSP on October 29, 2009, 07:22:06 PM
i got it when i went to sheffield
I heard that is a bad strain.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on October 29, 2009, 07:30:21 PM
From a public toilet seat
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: P7PSP on October 29, 2009, 07:31:17 PM
I thought that was a myth.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Callaway on October 29, 2009, 07:50:47 PM
Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.

 :o

I got merthiolate on my cuts all the time when I was little.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on October 29, 2009, 07:52:24 PM
I thought that was a myth.


Well it's rare but it can happen
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on October 29, 2009, 07:56:40 PM
From a public toilet seat

And your mum had so told you to wash your hands after every visit to every toilet.  :duh:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Adam on October 29, 2009, 07:58:45 PM
this is why i shower after going to the toilet

i dont wanna get as autistic as the people on this site, jeez that would be awful
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Blasted on October 29, 2009, 07:59:50 PM
Soph gave me the lurgies  :(
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Adam on October 29, 2009, 08:00:47 PM
but it was worth it though?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Blasted on October 29, 2009, 08:02:32 PM
In a way.  I did meet all of you lot  :laugh:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Adam on October 29, 2009, 08:03:55 PM
oh great so you just used me to get in with the cool spazzes  >:(
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Blasted on October 29, 2009, 08:04:43 PM
Pretty much  :zoinks:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: P7PSP on October 29, 2009, 08:11:57 PM
Soph gave me the lurgies  :(
Did that invlove tongue?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Blasted on October 29, 2009, 08:14:10 PM
Nope  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: P7PSP on October 29, 2009, 09:02:44 PM
Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.

 :o

I got merthiolate on my cuts all the time when I was little.
And now we both end up here. :police:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Natalia Evans on October 29, 2009, 09:52:07 PM
I caught it from my parents.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on October 30, 2009, 03:56:42 AM
I caught it from my parents.

How come? Did they not wash their hands and wear masks?

Oh, they should have been informed better. Must be our whole generation (wide age span), not having been raised with rubber gloves on the hands of our parents. A whole generation being infected with the epidemic Autism.  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 30, 2009, 05:31:20 AM
I dunno how I caught it......but it is starting to itch  :zoinks:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on October 30, 2009, 06:11:53 AM
I dunno how I caught it......but it is starting to itch  :zoinks:

Ointment with mercury may work miracles. (where does it itch btw? )
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on October 30, 2009, 06:16:41 AM
I'm trying to sell mine. Anyone up for it (you can have the OCD as an added bonus)?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on October 30, 2009, 06:25:11 AM
I'm trying to sell mine. Anyone up for it (you can have the OCD as an added bonus)?

Trading, or wanting cash?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 30, 2009, 08:14:09 AM


I'm trying to sell mine. Anyone up for it (you can have the OCD as an added bonus)?


Try WP. Plenty of whiny emos would pay top dollar for an actual diagnosis.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on October 30, 2009, 10:39:50 AM
I'm trying to sell mine. Anyone up for it (you can have the OCD as an added bonus)?

Trading, or wanting cash?

If you have a neurological disorder to trade that is easier to handle, I'm willing to trade.



I'm trying to sell mine. Anyone up for it (you can have the OCD as an added bonus)?


Try WP. Plenty of whiny emos would pay top dollar for an actual diagnosis.

They're all adolescents and don't have that kind of money. Well, except the Plank, and he bought his from Wal-Mart.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 30, 2009, 10:42:01 AM


Walmart sells them now? Fuck. There goes the market.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 30, 2009, 03:07:40 PM
I thought AS was an STD. I slept with an Aspie and turned into one myself. Damn him. I'm going to sue.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on October 30, 2009, 03:10:35 PM
I thought AS was an STD. I slept with an Aspie and turned into one myself. Damn him. I'm going to sue.

I started dating an aspie and became less aspie by contrast. Wtf??  :duh:

He stole some of my ass pie. :P
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Celticgoddess on October 30, 2009, 03:52:05 PM
How dare he!!!! Stealing your ass pie like that. The nerve of some people :hitler:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Natalia Evans on October 30, 2009, 05:12:09 PM
I caught it from my parents.

How come? Did they not wash their hands and wear masks?

Oh, they should have been informed better. Must be our whole generation (wide age span), not having been raised with rubber gloves on the hands of our parents. A whole generation being infected with the epidemic Autism.  :zombiefuck:



They had the infection and they passed it on down to me when they conceived me.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on October 31, 2009, 04:36:30 AM


Walmart sells them now? Fuck. There goes the market.

They're rotten quality, though. :zoinks:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: SleepyDragon on November 20, 2009, 03:30:47 AM
Aw shit, they said it was fluoride in the water! They said it would be good for us! Lies! All lies! >:(

I'm trying to sell mine. Anyone up for it (you can have the OCD as an added bonus)?

Am currently overstocked with OCD; have you tried eBay?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on November 20, 2009, 04:47:19 AM
Aw shit, they said it was fluoride in the water! They said it would be good for us! Lies! All lies! >:(

I'm trying to sell mine. Anyone up for it (you can have the OCD as an added bonus)?

Am currently overstocked with OCD; have you tried eBay?

Wanna trade some for a box of inertia?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on November 20, 2009, 06:18:32 AM
Aw shit, they said it was fluoride in the water! They said it would be good for us! Lies! All lies! >:(

I'm trying to sell mine. Anyone up for it (you can have the OCD as an added bonus)?

Am currently overstocked with OCD; have you tried eBay?

Yup. Some emo wanted to trade but I just want to sell.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: El on November 20, 2009, 08:16:02 AM
I thought AS was an STD. I slept with an Aspie and turned into one myself. Damn him. I'm going to sue.
Same here, but for some reason it cleared my system shortly after I broke up with him.  Maybe I caught a bacterial strain rather than a viral strain?



Walmart sells them now? Fuck. There goes the market.

They're rotten quality, though. :zoinks:
Prolly because they're made by five-year-olds in China.   :orly:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Natalia Evans on November 20, 2009, 08:41:12 AM
I got mine from watching too much of A League of Their Own.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on November 20, 2009, 09:59:52 AM
Think I'm going to make Christmas cards with the surplus of inertia.

Might even help world peace.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on November 20, 2009, 09:40:13 PM
I got my Autism from an aspie biting me, beware of rabid aspies.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on November 21, 2009, 06:45:58 AM
I got my Autism from an aspie biting me, beware of rabid aspies.

Could it be that I infected my youngest while she was biting me?

* ponders on getting a dx for youngest even more now *
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on November 21, 2009, 07:16:33 AM
I got it from a mosquito bite
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on November 21, 2009, 07:31:03 AM
Was the mosquito autistic? :-\
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on November 22, 2009, 06:23:11 PM
Was the mosquito autistic? :-\
Don't shoot the messenger.






















Just slap it flat to the wall.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on November 23, 2009, 01:46:50 PM
That's no way to treat a fellow autistic, um, mosquito.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on November 23, 2009, 06:01:10 PM
That's no way to treat a fellow autistic, um, mosquito.

I make no different choice when it comes to mosquitoes, will kill the NT and the ASD.

Had a fellow student once, who did make a difference, he would always check the gender of the bugs. He only slapped the female ones.

Bigotry I tell you, pure bigotry.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on November 24, 2009, 08:41:55 AM
Bug gender issues are tricky. It's so easy to be sexistic without ever realising it.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Icequeen on November 24, 2009, 11:46:36 AM
Got it from sitting on a public toilet seat when I was about 5.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: El on November 24, 2009, 05:28:41 PM
Got it from sitting on a public toilet seat when I was about 5.
Bullshit.  Aspies don't go out in public.   :zoinks:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on November 24, 2009, 05:36:32 PM
I got it from some bad Chinese take out
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on November 24, 2009, 06:42:35 PM
I got it from some bad Chinese take out

That's one of the worst strains.

Did you get it straight away, or after eating the rewarmed remnants the next day?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on November 25, 2009, 01:48:45 PM
I always thought you got food poisoning first and AS later?! :-\
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: El on November 25, 2009, 02:09:08 PM
I always thought you got food poisoning first and AS later?! :-\
I always thought you were only on the spectrum for awhile, then ended up extroverted again a couple hours later.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Blasted on November 25, 2009, 02:40:11 PM
Someone sneezed on me  :'(
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on November 26, 2009, 01:22:01 AM
I always thought you got food poisoning first and AS later?! :-\
I always thought you were only on the spectrum for awhile, then ended up extroverted again a couple hours later.

That's just the wannabe elitist aspies.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on November 26, 2009, 04:21:22 AM
I always thought you got food poisoning first and AS later?! :-\
I always thought you were only on the spectrum for awhile, then ended up extroverted again a couple hours later.

That's just the wannabe elitist aspies.

LOL, PMS Elle, there's a new title for you.  :lol:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Phlexor on November 26, 2009, 05:02:37 AM
I got mine from a vending machine in japan.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on November 26, 2009, 07:28:57 AM
They sell everything in Japan :laugh:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on November 26, 2009, 01:51:15 PM
The Japanese AS is probably cheaper and more effective.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Phlexor on November 26, 2009, 01:52:45 PM
The Japanese AS is probably cheaper and more effective.

If I'm anything, I'm cheap.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on November 27, 2009, 06:08:21 PM
I didn't catch it, it catched me.

Unfair match, I didn't stand a chance.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on November 27, 2009, 06:10:22 PM
I lost ina drinking contest. :P
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on July 26, 2010, 10:28:48 AM
playing outside with a butterfly net.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: SBI_Patience on July 26, 2010, 10:38:41 AM
I caught it from my parents.
Same here.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on July 26, 2010, 11:51:56 AM
I was bitten buy someone with it
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: SBI_Patience on July 26, 2010, 12:39:50 PM
I was bitten buy someone with it
Could that be any of us by any chance? :zoinks:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on July 26, 2010, 04:26:17 PM
Mine is for sale if anyone's interested.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 26, 2010, 04:27:28 PM
Mine is for sale if anyone's interested.

Put it on eBay!  :headbang2:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on July 26, 2010, 04:28:23 PM
Mine is for sale if anyone's interested.

Put it on eBay!  :headbang2:

That's an interesting thought.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on July 26, 2010, 04:52:46 PM
I was bitten buy someone with it
Could that be any of us by any chance? :zoinks:

I'll never tell :zoinks:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Queen Victoria on July 26, 2010, 06:39:27 PM
That dirty coffee cup we're all using on the what you're drinking thread.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 26, 2010, 07:33:21 PM
That dirty coffee cup we're all using on the what you're drinking thread.

Eeeeeeeeeeewwww, of course! My mother always told me how filthy the human mouth is!  :sick:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Icequeen on July 26, 2010, 07:37:38 PM
That dirty coffee cup we're all using on the what you're drinking thread.

Eeeeeeeeeeewwww, of course! My mother always told me how filthy the human mouth is!  :sick:

I KNEW I shouldn't have kissed that boy in kindergarten, all the other kids warned me about him. :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 26, 2010, 07:39:06 PM
That dirty coffee cup we're all using on the what you're drinking thread.

Eeeeeeeeeeewwww, of course! My mother always told me how filthy the human mouth is!  :sick:

I KNEW I shouldn't have kissed that boy in kindergarten, all the other kids warned me about him. :zombiefuck:


eeeeeeewww boy germs!  :hide:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: SBI_Patience on July 26, 2010, 08:54:10 PM
That dirty coffee cup we're all using on the what you're drinking thread.

Eeeeeeeeeeewwww, of course! My mother always told me how filthy the human mouth is!  :sick:

I KNEW I shouldn't have kissed that boy in kindergarten, all the other kids warned me about him. :zombiefuck:


eeeeeeewww boy germs!  :hide:

Us boys can't be THAT bad? :zoinks:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 26, 2010, 08:55:35 PM
That dirty coffee cup we're all using on the what you're drinking thread.

Eeeeeeeeeeewwww, of course! My mother always told me how filthy the human mouth is!  :sick:

I KNEW I shouldn't have kissed that boy in kindergarten, all the other kids warned me about him. :zombiefuck:


eeeeeeewww boy germs!  :hide:

Us boys can't be THAT bad? :zoinks:

I like guys, but I don't know much about them.  :-\
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: P7PSP on July 26, 2010, 08:59:18 PM
That dirty coffee cup we're all using on the what you're drinking thread.

Eeeeeeeeeeewwww, of course! My mother always told me how filthy the human mouth is!  :sick:

I KNEW I shouldn't have kissed that boy in kindergarten, all the other kids warned me about him. :zombiefuck:


eeeeeeewww boy germs!  :hide:

Us boys can't be THAT bad? :zoinks:

I like guys, but I don't know much about them.  :-\
We are actually very straight forward when we are not being tingue tied stupid.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Queen Victoria on July 26, 2010, 09:39:07 PM
That dirty coffee cup we're all using on the what you're drinking thread.

Eeeeeeeeeeewwww, of course! My mother always told me how filthy the human mouth is!  :sick:

I KNEW I shouldn't have kissed that boy in kindergarten, all the other kids warned me about him. :zombiefuck:


eeeeeeewww boy germs!  :hide:

Us boys can't be THAT bad? :zoinks:

I like guys, but I don't know much about them.  :-\
We are actually very straight forward when we are not being tingue tied stupid.

LOL for the example
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Natalia Evans on July 26, 2010, 10:34:59 PM
My anxiety causes it.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Vertex on July 28, 2010, 08:37:11 AM
I didn't catch it. It caught me.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: skyblue1 on July 28, 2010, 08:52:20 AM
mommy and daddy
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: RageBeoulve on July 28, 2010, 11:54:59 AM
I caught it from them naggers and gays. Goddamn unnatural sumbitches....
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: El on July 30, 2010, 04:48:06 PM
Mine is for sale if anyone's interested.

Put it on eBay!  :headbang2:

That's an interesting thought.

I really wonder if you could get any offers selling Asperger's on ebay.  You'd almost definitely get responses from craigslist.   :laugh:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on July 30, 2010, 04:55:00 PM
I was bit by a dog as a child
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: DirtDawg on July 30, 2010, 05:10:52 PM

My mother was attacked by a refrigerator while she was pregnant with me. We were both scared by this encounter.



I then had to deal with a refrigerator mum for the rest of my life.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: El on July 30, 2010, 06:04:23 PM
I was bit by a dog as a child
Did the dog display a marked impariment in social interactions?

Other than biting you, I mean.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on July 30, 2010, 06:10:36 PM
I was bit by a dog as a child
Did the dog display a marked impariment in social interactions?

Other than biting you, I mean.

Yes is was a solitary dog unsure about the social hierarchy of other dogs and it avoided eye contact
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on July 31, 2010, 02:55:20 PM
Mine is for sale if anyone's interested.

Put it on eBay!  :headbang2:

That's an interesting thought.

I really wonder if you could get any offers selling Asperger's on ebay.  You'd almost definitely get responses from craigslist.   :laugh:

Buy It Now, only $299.00.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on July 31, 2010, 02:56:28 PM
I was bit by a dog as a child
Did the dog display a marked impariment in social interactions?

Other than biting you, I mean.

Yes is was a solitary dog unsure about the social hierarchy of other dogs and it avoided eye contact

Did it have difficulties with language?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 31, 2010, 02:57:21 PM
Mine is for sale if anyone's interested.

Put it on eBay!  :headbang2:

That's an interesting thought.

I really wonder if you could get any offers selling Asperger's on ebay.  You'd almost definitely get responses from craigslist.   :laugh:

Buy It Now, only $299.00.

Will it make me a jeenyus?   :lolhit:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on July 31, 2010, 03:09:40 PM
Mine is for sale if anyone's interested.

Put it on eBay!  :headbang2:

That's an interesting thought.

I really wonder if you could get any offers selling Asperger's on ebay.  You'd almost definitely get responses from craigslist.   :laugh:

Buy It Now, only $299.00.

Will it make me a jeenyus?   :lolhit:

PayPal accepted.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: sanefan on August 01, 2010, 01:21:24 AM
I got mine inside the McDonald's Happy Meal. That evil corporation knows no boundaries.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 01, 2010, 09:41:26 AM
I got mine inside the McDonald's Happy Meal. That evil corporation knows no boundaries.  :evillaugh:

That certainly explains the epidemic! Why didn't Jenny McCarthy think of that?!  :duh:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: P7PSP on August 01, 2010, 10:02:18 AM
I got mine inside the McDonald's Happy Meal. That evil corporation knows no boundaries.  :evillaugh:
I like the Sam Kinison quote.  :plus:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 01, 2010, 02:57:53 PM
Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.

My mother put merthiolate on my cuts too!  :orly:


You may be onto something big! Quick, patent it and gouge the drug companies for the use of your work!  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: P7PSP on August 01, 2010, 03:04:58 PM
Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.

My mother put merthiolate on my cuts too!  :orly:


You may be onto something big! Quick, patent it and gouge the drug companies for the use of your work!  :2thumbsup:
We can be co plaintiffs and co dependent to!  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 01, 2010, 03:06:00 PM
Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.

My mother put merthiolate on my cuts too!  :orly:


You may be onto something big! Quick, patent it and gouge the drug companies for the use of your work!  :2thumbsup:
We can be co plaintiffs and co dependent to!  :2thumbsup:

You mean we can sue ourselves? Awesome! Maybe I'll get some of my missing stuff back!  :laugh:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: P7PSP on August 01, 2010, 03:15:50 PM
Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.

My mother put merthiolate on my cuts too!  :orly:


You may be onto something big! Quick, patent it and gouge the drug companies for the use of your work!  :2thumbsup:
We can be co plaintiffs and co dependent to!  :2thumbsup:

You mean we can sue ourselves? Awesome! Maybe I'll get some of my missing stuff back!  :laugh:
:lol: :asthing: You may be on to something there.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 01, 2010, 03:17:02 PM
Must have been when my mom put merthiolate on a cut when I was little. I chose assbugers over Minamata disease.

My mother put merthiolate on my cuts too!  :orly:


You may be onto something big! Quick, patent it and gouge the drug companies for the use of your work!  :2thumbsup:
We can be co plaintiffs and co dependent to!  :2thumbsup:

You mean we can sue ourselves? Awesome! Maybe I'll get some of my missing stuff back!  :laugh:
:lol: :asthing: You may be on to something there.

I'm going to be rich!  :happydance:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: RageBeoulve on August 18, 2010, 07:44:20 AM
I caught as from punching alex plank in the face. His blood got on me, and from then on, I knew I was doomed.

(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/704/21/n207696021032_6484.jpg)
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: P7PSP on August 18, 2010, 09:06:32 PM
I caught as from punching alex plank in the face. His blood got on me, and from then on, I knew I was doomed.

(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/704/21/n207696021032_6484.jpg)
:duh: That was AIDS dumbshit! You caught the AS from cows milk, PETA said so.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on August 18, 2010, 09:09:59 PM
From the cats
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 18, 2010, 09:15:38 PM
From the cats

 :plus:  for an awesomely brief and weirdly credible explanation!  :rofl:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on August 19, 2010, 02:25:32 AM
I caught as from punching alex plank in the face. His blood got on me, and from then on, I knew I was doomed.

(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/704/21/n207696021032_6484.jpg)
:duh: That was AIDS dumbshit! You caught the AS from cows milk, PETA said so.

That explains soo much.  :zoinks:

Mooooooooh
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on August 19, 2010, 04:26:29 AM
Mad Cow Disease, anyone? :P
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Vertex on August 20, 2010, 01:21:58 AM
From showing kindness and understanding to the infected. Regrettable indeed.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 20, 2010, 10:27:57 AM
From showing kindness and understanding to the infected. Regrettable indeed.


 :plus:  I think we have a winner!
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on August 20, 2010, 12:03:02 PM
I was bit by one in kindergarten and did not have my shots in order
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on August 20, 2010, 12:37:45 PM
Someone put it in my beer.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: DirtDawg on August 20, 2010, 02:20:43 PM

I do not really think that I caught it. I think I looked away at the wrong time as it fucking hit me in the solar plexus and I lost my breath.

I probably should have seen a doctor.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on August 26, 2010, 04:49:43 PM
Eating cottage cheese, as a cow.

The queen is right, it is wrong on so many levels.

Or am I eating cottage cheese as a cow, because I got inflicted with AS?


Chicken or Egg revised.  :orly:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on August 26, 2010, 06:04:09 PM
Bad eggs
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Icequeen on August 26, 2010, 06:12:40 PM
Kissed a cat.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 26, 2010, 08:38:52 PM
Kissed a cat.

In retrospect, were there any signs? Was it playing oddly with its toys? Was it... *Shatner pause* ...stimming?   :kitten:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: DirtDawg on August 26, 2010, 11:04:13 PM

I looked up at the moon and I did not see a man. I saw a bright light in the night sky that disturbed me in that it seemed to move and change, then disappear and return.  I have to look at it every night to make sure that it does not change too quickly, but it always does.

There IS NO MAN!!
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on August 27, 2010, 07:23:34 AM
They switched to a new coffee brand at work.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on August 27, 2010, 09:08:22 AM
They switched to a new coffee brand at work.

And it became a work-related epidemic?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Icequeen on August 27, 2010, 02:46:31 PM
Kissed a cat.

In retrospect, were there any signs? Was it playing oddly with its toys? Was it... *Shatner pause* ...stimming?   :kitten:



Like the book says....  :laugh:

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:PgDU-crdvpOftM:http://www.bookhills.com/images/All-Cats-Have-Asperger-Syndrome-1843104814-L.jpg&t=1)
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on August 27, 2010, 03:02:47 PM
They switched to a new coffee brand at work.

And it became a work-related epidemic?

An epidemic of one.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Queen Victoria on August 27, 2010, 03:42:53 PM
They switched to a new coffee brand at work.

And it became a work-related epidemic?

An epidemic of one.

Have you always been "A Solitary Man?"
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on August 27, 2010, 03:56:40 PM
They switched to a new coffee brand at work.

And it became a work-related epidemic?

An epidemic of one.

Have you always been "A Solitary Man?"

A schizophrenic is never alone. :orly:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on August 27, 2010, 04:36:25 PM
I joined here :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on August 28, 2010, 01:49:46 AM
It was a part of a package. A nasty cold and a bonus syndrome.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Phlexor on August 28, 2010, 11:10:05 AM
I got mine from being genetically modified.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 29, 2010, 01:18:12 PM
I got mine from being genetically modified.

Who modified you?!  :tinfoil:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: DirtDawg on August 29, 2010, 02:27:55 PM

If you show up without a syndrome, then you will be issued one by the staff.

Wear it with pride or fight to the death, but once you have been tagged, there is NO going back. Any future mistakes will instantly be categorized as evidentiary and pure witness to the extent of your assigned syndrome.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: DirtDawg on August 29, 2010, 02:30:05 PM


When you are sprayed in the face with a syndrome, you might as well swallow.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on August 29, 2010, 02:39:06 PM
Somebody came and now it's all this??? :yikes:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 30, 2010, 09:43:48 AM
I caught it with a butterfly net, and then I put it in a Mason jar with a nice tight lid on the top!  :laugh:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Queen Victoria on August 30, 2010, 10:52:58 AM
I caught it with a butterfly net, and then I put it in a Mason jar with a nice tight lid on the top!  :laugh:

 :lol:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: skyblue1 on August 30, 2010, 11:22:35 AM
I ran real fast...
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on August 30, 2010, 01:32:36 PM
Some spazz wanted to be nice to me.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 30, 2010, 01:34:24 PM
Some spazz wanted to be nice to me.

I guess he needed to give you a Christmas gift, and it was either that or the dreaded fruitcake!  :laugh:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on August 30, 2010, 01:35:12 PM
Some spazz wanted to be nice to me.

I guess he needed to give you a Christmas gift, and it was either that or the dreaded fruitcake!  :laugh:

Silly bugger gave me OCD too.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 30, 2010, 01:53:33 PM
Some spazz wanted to be nice to me.

I guess he needed to give you a Christmas gift, and it was either that or the dreaded fruitcake!  :laugh:

Silly bugger gave me OCD too.

Some people just *have* to show off, and give more gifts than anyone else!  ::)
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: DirtDawg on August 30, 2010, 03:56:03 PM
I caught it with a butterfly net, and then I put it in a Mason jar with a nice tight lid on the top!  :laugh:

It would breathe better if you punched holes in the lid.


I am just sayin'    ...    ya know it , don'cha?
 :'(
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on August 30, 2010, 03:59:32 PM
Had a nightmare of being a butterfly in a jar once. Horrible, to beat the wings against the glass, with no effect at all.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Meadow on August 30, 2010, 04:08:03 PM
I caught it from an egg shape, red-headed humpty-dumpty in green pants.  :LOL:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 30, 2010, 04:19:23 PM
I caught it with a butterfly net, and then I put it in a Mason jar with a nice tight lid on the top!  :laugh:

It would breathe better if you punched holes in the lid.


I am just sayin'    ...    ya know it , don'cha?
 :'(


*carefully does so*  :)
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: SBI_Patience on August 30, 2010, 04:22:12 PM
I caught it from an egg shape, red-headed humpty-dumpty in green pants.  :LOL:

Sounds like your talking about couldbecousin? It seems to 100% describe her. :o
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 30, 2010, 04:25:01 PM
I caught it from an egg shape, red-headed humpty-dumpty in green pants.  :LOL:

Sounds like your talking about couldbecousin? It seems to 100% describe her. :o

HEY! Yeah! That's my avatar!  :green:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Meadow on August 30, 2010, 04:33:33 PM
 :mwhaha:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: DirtDawg on August 30, 2010, 05:37:24 PM
I caught it with a butterfly net, and then I put it in a Mason jar with a nice tight lid on the top!  :laugh:

It would breathe better if you punched holes in the lid.


I am just sayin'    ...    ya know it , don'cha?
 :'(


*carefully does so*  :)


Maybe, your AS(s?)  will breathe more freely, now.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on August 30, 2010, 07:01:03 PM
You mean I have it! Fuck that's what i get for posting here
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on August 30, 2010, 08:07:28 PM
I caught it with a butterfly net, and then I put it in a Mason jar with a nice tight lid on the top!  :laugh:

It would breathe better if you punched holes in the lid.


I am just sayin'    ...    ya know it , don'cha?
 :'(


*carefully does so*  :)


Maybe, your AS(s?)  will breathe more freely, now.

I do feel a bit lighter and airier now.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on August 31, 2010, 12:43:27 AM
You mean I have it! Fuck that's what i get for posting here

But that's because we care. :zoinks:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Al Swearegen on August 31, 2010, 06:02:21 AM
 blame the stork. If i catch that fucker he is going in the pot
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 02, 2010, 07:50:05 AM
blame the stork. If i catch that fucker he is going in the pot

There's no stork. Don't you know, God sends you!  :prude:


(When I was a child, I pictured babies being "beamed down" from heaven into hospital beds,
Star Trek  style, and their parents driving to the hospital to pick them up.  :laugh: )
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: SBI_Patience on September 02, 2010, 08:18:36 AM
By eating pie. :'(
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 02, 2010, 08:25:02 AM
By eating pie. :'(

What flavor was it?  :twitch:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 02, 2010, 10:54:28 AM
I caught it, but then I fumbled.  The other team scored.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on September 02, 2010, 12:41:59 PM
You lost by 2 AS to one OCD?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 02, 2010, 01:10:49 PM
You lost by 2 AS to one OCD?

Actually I think I lost to laziness.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on September 02, 2010, 01:11:17 PM
You lost by 2 AS to one OCD?

Actually I think I lost to laziness.

Sitting on your ASs?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 02, 2010, 01:24:28 PM
You lost by 2 AS to one OCD?

Actually I think I lost to laziness.

Sitting on your ASs?

And believe me, my ass is getting big enough for me and you.  

Edit, edit, edit.  Keep away from my ass, all of you.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on September 02, 2010, 04:52:46 PM
You lost by 2 AS to one OCD?

Actually I think I lost to laziness.

Sitting on your ASs?

And believe me, my ass is getting big enough for me and you.  

Edit, edit, edit.  Keep away from my ass, all of you.
:laugh:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: SBI_Patience on September 02, 2010, 06:13:01 PM
By eating pie. :'(

What flavor was it?  :twitch:

Blackberry. :zoinks:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 02, 2010, 07:31:27 PM
By eating pie. :'(

What flavor was it?  :twitch:

Blackberry. :zoinks:

I guess I'm safe then, I can't remember ever having eaten a blackberry pie!  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Eclair on September 05, 2010, 02:17:57 PM
From a toilet seat.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on September 05, 2010, 02:29:15 PM
From a toilet seat.

And your mother had so warned you.  :duh:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Eclair on September 05, 2010, 02:52:10 PM
From a toilet seat.

And your mother had so warned you.  :duh:

Yes, if only she had warned me about that, and other things. Like boys want to put their penis in your mouth. That would have been helpful to know, rather than be shocked that that's what goes on. It was a huge WTF moment.

Well, after catching AS off a toilet seat, that is :P
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 05, 2010, 02:56:22 PM
From a toilet seat.

And your mother had so warned you.  :duh:

Yes, if only she had warned me about that, and other things. Like boys want to put their penis in your mouth. That would have been helpful to know, rather than be shocked that that's what goes on. It was a huge WTF moment.

Well, after catching AS off a toilet seat, that is :P

Yuck, boy germs    :squit:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on September 05, 2010, 03:09:33 PM
Boy germs carry AS?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Eclair on September 05, 2010, 03:30:00 PM
From a toilet seat.

And your mother had so warned you.  :duh:

Yes, if only she had warned me about that, and other things. Like boys want to put their penis in your mouth. That would have been helpful to know, rather than be shocked that that's what goes on. It was a huge WTF moment.

Well, after catching AS off a toilet seat, that is :P

Yuck, boy germs    :squit:

Yes, my first *cool* boyfriend didn't last for very long when I found out about this horrendous abomination!

My art teacher used to coach the football team, so it wasn't unusual to get the occasional 'slacker' jock to enroll in art so they could get easy marks. So, the Football Captain ends up asking me out, just before school holidays, at the school dance. That boy rode his bike to hang out with me, nearly a 10 mile round trip on his bike.

And because he was away from school, the crowd, he was just him, he was so lovely. We went to the beach outside my house and talked and there was nothing sleazy about it.

Then we returned to school. He kept asking me to go to his house at lunchtime, and I refused. Not that I wasn't adverse to going to friends houses at lunchtime, but not a boy's house.

Then one of the school whores, said to me at the hall one day, 'so you are going out with Robbie'....'has he asked you back to his house at lunchtime yet?'

This is where I found out that he used to take girls back to his house at lunchtimes and this 'penis in the mouth' thing occured. Apparently it was called a head job. Because when she said 'you know if you go back to his house, he will want a head job or you'll be dropped?'. I asked what this 'head job' thing was. The horror of it!!! I'm not putting one of those
in my mouth!!!

So...armed with this sordid information, I promptly and nicely went and told Robbie I did not want to go out with him any more after our 3 week romance.

In hindsight, I only just really thought about it then, like just now. That that girl was, and did turn out to be a bitch forever.

And I wonder, that although he might have done that with other girls, he would not have tried that with me, or at least not gotten away with it. He may have just been trying it on, but he would have known I wasn't a 'slut'. So now I think it may have been clever sabotage on her part, out of jealousy.

Mmm.

Anyway. I came to terms with the concept of the mouth/penis scenario :P

Sorry for the long story, just a moment of reflection!
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: DirtDawg on September 06, 2010, 02:32:16 PM
I got on the internet.




:yikes::yikes::yikes:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: DirtDawg on September 06, 2010, 02:39:05 PM


Sorry, but that is kind of close to a really disturbing dream I had last night.


Not about AS or any such shit, but about general concerns of life.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: DirtDawg on September 07, 2010, 03:20:30 AM
Sorry everyone!

I am not sure why I was doing the walls of smileys, yesterday.

I edited them.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 07, 2010, 07:25:39 AM
Sorry everyone!

I am not sure why I was doing the walls of smileys, yesterday.

I edited them.

Thank you, I shall now visit that thread without fear!  :headbang2:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on September 07, 2010, 11:46:37 AM
I think I left my AS here somewhere. You seen it?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 07, 2010, 12:04:59 PM
I think I left my AS here somewhere. You seen it?

I found it, and I'm hoarding it in my apartment!  :zoinks:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on September 07, 2010, 12:05:49 PM
Want my OCD too?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on September 11, 2010, 07:04:57 PM
got it at a restaurant  I thought it said hamburgers so I got so and here I am :zoinks:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 12, 2010, 05:29:35 AM
Want my OCD too?

Been there, had that.   :runaway:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: MONIQUEIJ on September 12, 2010, 09:12:01 AM
I went to the market , I glance at  the sign that says half percent off assburger ( donkey meat) I ate it then got aspergers.  :shark: :shark: :gotowp: :orgasm: :runaway: :booty: :booty: :booty: :booty: :booty: :booty: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :3some: :3some: :3some:
lol i couldn't resist the emotion
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: SBI_Patience on September 12, 2010, 10:56:34 AM
I went to the market , I glance at  the sign that says half percent off assburger ( donkey meat) I ate it then got aspergers.  :shark: :shark: :gotowp: :orgasm: :runaway: :booty: :booty: :booty: :booty: :booty: :booty: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :3some: :3some: :3some:
lol i couldn't resist the emotion

I'm going to assume you caught it when you went over to WP?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on September 12, 2010, 11:14:00 AM
Lots of contagious things at WP. :zoinks:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: SBI_Patience on September 12, 2010, 12:15:30 PM
Lots of contagious things at WP. :zoinks:

Hey, I WAS A WP ADDICT! Does this mean I have a severe case? :zoinks:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on September 12, 2010, 01:31:03 PM
Lots of contagious things at WP. :zoinks:

Hey, I WAS A WP ADDICT! Does this mean I have a severe case? :zoinks:

Yeah, we had to give up all hopes on curing you.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: DirtDawg on September 16, 2010, 06:54:41 PM

I think it was after spending many hours looking for my air guitar.

I was just jammin' out like a bastard and I put the fucking thing down somewhere and I can not find it!  DAMN IT!!

I know it was right here, but I'll be damned if I can find the fucking thing. Have you seen my air guitar?



Maybe I'll try this ...

 :violin:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Osensitive1 on September 16, 2010, 07:06:31 PM
You can borrow mine until you find it. Hope you don't mind it's pink.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: DirtDawg on September 16, 2010, 07:30:05 PM


 :headbang2:


Most pink things, I like a lot!!
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Squidusa on September 16, 2010, 07:42:01 PM
Some guy ran up to me and bit me......oh wait thats how I got the T-Virus silly me  :zoinks:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on September 16, 2010, 09:00:23 PM
Some guy ran up to me and bit me......oh wait thats how I got the T-Virus silly me  :zoinks:

I really had that happen to me in kindergarten the kid just ahead of me in line turned around and bit me on the stomach I was just to shocked to react in time to stop him :hahaha:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Squidusa on September 16, 2010, 09:04:47 PM
Some guy ran up to me and bit me......oh wait thats how I got the T-Virus silly me  :zoinks:

I really had that happen to me in kindergarten the kid just ahead of me in line turned around and bit me on the stomach I was just to shocked to react in time to stop him :hahaha:

wow what a nasty little bastard  :lol:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 16, 2010, 09:07:31 PM
Some guy ran up to me and bit me......oh wait thats how I got the T-Virus silly me  :zoinks:

I really had that happen to me in kindergarten the kid just ahead of me in line turned around and bit me on the stomach I was just to shocked to react in time to stop him :hahaha:

wow what a nasty little bastard  :lol:

And human bites are so germy!  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on September 16, 2010, 09:12:01 PM
Some guy ran up to me and bit me......oh wait thats how I got the T-Virus silly me  :zoinks:

I really had that happen to me in kindergarten the kid just ahead of me in line turned around and bit me on the stomach I was just to shocked to react in time to stop him :hahaha:

wow what a nasty little bastard  :lol:

And human bites are so germy!  :zombiefuck:

I did get to go home and you could see his teeth impressions for days :zoinks: My mom made me invite him to my birthday party latter in the year too.  I hated him an has tarnished the name Vincent ever since for me.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on September 17, 2010, 01:35:01 PM
It caught me. I ran as fast as I could, but...
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 17, 2010, 09:31:01 PM
It caught me. I ran as fast as I could, but...

You weren't as fast as The Gingerbread Man.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on September 18, 2010, 03:01:37 AM
My doc tells me I should exercise more.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 18, 2010, 10:26:48 AM
Hey. If we exercise and get strong, can we beat the shit out of autism?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Trigger 11 on September 18, 2010, 11:18:36 AM
I got it from a public restroom. :'(
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on September 18, 2010, 12:53:37 PM
Hey. If we exercise and get strong, can we beat the shit out of autism?

I would like to, sometimes.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Osensitive1 on September 18, 2010, 02:25:43 PM
I got it from a public restroom. :'(
Didn't your mom teach you to use those paper assburger protectors?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 18, 2010, 05:10:14 PM
I got it from a public restroom. :'(
Didn't your mom teach you to use those paper assburger protectors?

You should have gone before you left the house!  :zoinks:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 20, 2010, 07:57:33 AM
Some kid with autism bit me in the grocery store, so I screamed at the kids mom that I had aids, then told the kid he was gonna die. Lol.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Squidusa on September 20, 2010, 09:17:33 AM
Some kid with autism bit me in the grocery store, so I screamed at the kids mom that I had aids, then told the kid he was gonna die. Lol.

 :LMAO:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on September 02, 2014, 05:22:18 PM
I got it from an alien anal probe.   :o
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on September 02, 2014, 10:59:43 PM
Was it as good for you as it was for them?
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on September 03, 2014, 01:10:32 AM
Yes, but that doesn't mean what you think.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on September 03, 2014, 11:59:20 AM
I got it in  from Santa for being a bad boy :-[
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Icequeen on September 03, 2014, 02:36:25 PM
Some geeky kid offered me a sip of his grape soda. :zoinks:

Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Lestat on September 03, 2014, 05:00:59 PM
If we do not act fast to stem the tide, we may be facing an incoming wave of autistic terrorists, capturing and imprisoning ISIS forces across the middle East
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on September 03, 2014, 10:45:01 PM
I bought mine used.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 03, 2014, 11:19:02 PM
I bought mine used.

  At an estate sale?  Was some greedy person selling his grandfather's autism?  You got ripped off.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on September 03, 2014, 11:52:09 PM
I tried catching it with a butterfly net, but in the end, it just came to me.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 04, 2014, 12:10:36 AM
I tried catching it with a butterfly net, but in the end, it just came to me.

  Autism butterflies trust and love the sweet cow!    :hyke:  (http://www.buddy-icons.info/img/smile/319.gif)
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on September 04, 2014, 11:21:52 PM
I bought mine used.

  At an estate sale?  Was some greedy person selling his grandfather's autism?  You got ripped off.  :hahaha:

Yeah, I know. I should have ordered an authentic one from Amazon.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Arya Quinn on September 07, 2014, 06:49:50 AM
Vaccines  :dunno:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on September 07, 2014, 06:59:39 AM
I tore that tag off my bed when I was a kid you know the one that says 'Do not remove under penalty of law'
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 07, 2014, 07:06:35 AM
I tore that tag off my bed when I was a kid you know the one that says 'Do not remove under penalty of law'

  See what happens when you disobey the law?  Let that be a lesson to you.  :police:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on September 07, 2014, 11:33:44 AM
I tore that tag off my bed when I was a kid you know the one that says 'Do not remove under penalty of law'

  See what happens when you disobey the law?  Let that be a lesson to you.  :police:

Great things happened. Without him disobeying the law, we would not have met Parts.
Parts was  :arrr:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on September 07, 2014, 11:08:00 PM
Why did you have that tag on a bed? :nerdy:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: 'andersom' on September 08, 2014, 10:17:27 AM
Why did you have that tag on a bed? :nerdy:

Not all kids get a cardboard box for a bed.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on September 08, 2014, 01:02:51 PM
Why did you have that tag on a bed? :nerdy:

Any sort of pillow or mattress in the US has a tag stating what it was made with I am guessing for allergy purposes.
They didn't always have the text about the consumer being able to remove them
(http://mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_640x430/public/mattress-tag_5.jpg)
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on September 08, 2014, 10:36:39 PM
Why did you have that tag on a bed? :nerdy:

Any sort of pillow or mattress in the US has a tag stating what it was made with I am guessing for allergy purposes.
They didn't always have the text about the consumer being able to remove them
(http://mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_640x430/public/mattress-tag_5.jpg)

Your big brother is just as bad as ours. :o
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 12, 2017, 07:20:54 PM
  I got it from the refrigerator.  My mother put it there.    :opkikkertje:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Fun With Matches on February 13, 2017, 03:18:55 AM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on February 13, 2017, 05:08:41 PM
It was in a cereal box. I thought it was a toy. :P
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Icequeen on February 14, 2017, 01:27:55 PM
It was in the pre-packaged salad mix at Wal-mart...next to the croutons.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on February 14, 2017, 02:12:01 PM
The Russians invented it.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Lestat on February 14, 2017, 02:15:20 PM
Not AS, but how did I catch autism?

I ran after it until I could tackle it to the ground and claim it.
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: Parts on February 14, 2017, 04:02:01 PM
I got it from some bad Chinese take out (emo)
Title: Re: how did YOU catch AS?
Post by: odeon on February 15, 2017, 01:20:35 PM
Tesco had it and I thought "why not, it's got to be better than the pasta."