INTENSITY²
Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: ozymandias on March 27, 2008, 07:06:58 PM
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Join my Emotionally crippled, physically corrupted and morally bankrupt Clique.
Do you have what it takes??
:P
I CAN"T HEAR YOU!!
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'Course! :zoinks:
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'Course! :zoinks:
GUS, is in.............she has the right stuff! :green:
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I'm already in 8)
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I have the right stuff 8)
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Are former WP mods acceptable?
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You and Soph can be the sexual guardians of my clique! :eyebrows:
Keep the riffraff out who are not responsible and discrete! AND who don't take showers! :laugh:
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What about me? :(
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What about me? :(
Your in, what more do you need!?? :green:
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I have a question
Will this position make me more likely to get laid?
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Pah, I want to have a special function :zoinks:
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Pah, I want to have a special function :zoinks:
You can pleasure the guardians
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I have a question
Will this position make me more likely to get laid?
I wish I could say yes, but, alas, there are no garauntees, BUT, if I ever get to the UK you and I can have a nice warm shower together with GUS and there will not be any sex involved unless you wish it.!!!! 8)
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Pah, I want to have a special function :zoinks:
Sexual or otherwise, you need to be specific. I'm trying to customize my clique to be as satisfying to all as I can.
Shit stirrers need not apply! :evillaugh:
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I don't like warm showers.
Mine have to be very hot ;)
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A sexually satisfying clique :zoinks:
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I am not a shit stirrer :orly:
A sexually satisfying clique :zoinks:
:indeed:
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I don't like piss-drinking, ass-fucking or rimming
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I don't like warm showers.
Mine have to be very hot ;)
Me too, my showers are legendary in their hotness.................................I LOVE HOT showers! :green:
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What about squirting? :zoinks:
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What about squirting? :zoinks:
Perfectly acceptable, as long as it is pleasurable! :thumbup:
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Hershey squirts?
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I like watching girls masturbate
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I like watching girls masturbate
In my clique thats ok!! :thumbup:
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Yay!
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Who will masturbate for me?
I have alcohol and chocolate
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(http://www.squirtacular.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/squirt4real-mar08-01.jpg)
Who cares if she has a double chin.
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:toporly:
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I do.
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I do too
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Fine!
*sulks
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Funny that SOPH should care about an ugly chin. :zoinks:
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Cunt
Fucking cunt
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:green:
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Funny that SOPH should care about an ugly chin. :zoinks:
:lol:
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Emily has a beautiful chin
God she's hot
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For people with crap taste, yeah.
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I don't think you can really talk about crap taste, after the picture on the last page :zoinks:
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The squirting girl?
I don't think she's hot :zoinks:
Was the best I could find.
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Was the best I could find.
Yeah. I know how that is.
I've gotten wise enough NOT
to go for the best I can find.
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Join my Emotionally crippled, physically corrupted and morally bankrupt Clique.
Do you have what it takes??
:P
I CAN"T HEAR YOU!!
I have Dove Bars.
(http://www.hungry-girl.com/sectionimg/983dovebar.jpg)
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Join my Emotionally crippled, physically corrupted and morally bankrupt Clique.
Do you have what it takes??
:P
I CAN"T HEAR YOU!!
I have Dove Bars.
(http://www.hungry-girl.com/sectionimg/983dovebar.jpg)
Your in! 8)
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I want a Dove bar
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Me too, but I need to eat breakfast first! :orly:
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Dove bar for breakfast it has wholesome milk in it :zoinks:
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Join my Emotionally crippled, physically corrupted and morally bankrupt Clique.
Do you have what it takes??
:P
I CAN"T HEAR YOU!!
Sounds like a job for...
*drum roll*
...SUPER JUNKIE! aka vodzy
So who are we going to stab first?
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Join my Emotionally crippled, physically corrupted and morally bankrupt Clique.
Do you have what it takes??
:P
I CAN"T HEAR YOU!!
Sounds like a job for...
*drum roll*
...SUPER JUNKIE! aka vodzy
So who are we going to stab first?
Nobody, we're not psycho's. :green:
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Join my Emotionally crippled, physically corrupted and morally bankrupt Clique.
Do you have what it takes??
:P
I CAN"T HEAR YOU!!
Sounds like a job for...
*drum roll*
...SUPER JUNKIE! aka vodzy
So who are we going to stab first?
Nobody, we're not psycho's. :green:
Then how about a few good bludgeonings instead?
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Join my Emotionally crippled, physically corrupted and morally bankrupt Clique.
Do you have what it takes??
:P
I CAN"T HEAR YOU!!
Sounds like a job for...
*drum roll*
...SUPER JUNKIE! aka vodzy
So who are we going to stab first?
Nobody, we're not psycho's. :green:
Then how about a few good bludgeonings instead?
Very stress relieving!! :evillaugh: Your in. :P
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Pah, I want to have a special function :zoinks:
Sexual or otherwise, you need to be specific. I'm trying to customize my clique to be as satisfying to all as I can.
Shit stirrers need not apply! :evillaugh:
That leaves me out then
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I'm a square peg wherever I go. I don't expect to fit in to any clique
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Pah, I want to have a special function :zoinks:
Sexual or otherwise, you need to be specific. I'm trying to customize my clique to be as satisfying to all as I can.
Shit stirrers need not apply! :evillaugh:
That leaves me out then
Not necessarily......you have brains and are not so consumed with your "image" as to be delusional. Individuality is highly prized in my clique! :green:
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Figures, given how many individuals you are. :laugh:
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Join my Emotionally crippled, physically corrupted and morally bankrupt Clique.
Do you have what it takes??
:P
I CAN"T HEAR YOU!!
I'm not emotionally crippled anymore, and not quite morally bankrupt yet, but I am physically courrupted...!
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Join my Emotionally crippled, physically corrupted and morally bankrupt Clique.
Do you have what it takes??
:P
I CAN"T HEAR YOU!!
I'm not emotionally crippled anymore, and not quite morally bankrupt yet, but I am physically courrupted...!
1 out of three ain't bad! Your in! ;)
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Sweet! I'll start right away by overdrawing my moral bank account.
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:laugh:
is that anything like a sub-prime mortgage?
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I thought about passing a bad check at the adult book store.....
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vau ! you rebel!
;)
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Such a dirty boy!! :evillaugh:
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Such a dirty boy!! :evillaugh:
You've set a pretty low standard for the rest of us to live down to.
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Such a dirty boy!! :evillaugh:
You've set a pretty low standard for the rest of us to live down to.
Alas, There are others here or were far better at that than me!! :'(
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Such a dirty boy!! :evillaugh:
You've set a pretty low standard for the rest of us to live down to.
Alas, There are others here or were far better at that than me!! :'(
Then we have some catching up to do, no? I for one am all for pillaging. And I'm quite good at burning things to the ground...
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have you got one of them viking helmets as well, then?
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have you got one of them viking helmets as well, then?
Lets see, heavy boots, wool socks.
Kilt.
Leather tunic.
Chain mail over-shirt, leather gloves, broadsword on belt. Dagger. Tourch.
Nope. no viking helmet. But I do have trojan head protection. Just in case.
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oi loiks kilts.
but do tell about the trojan head projection - is that something from star trek?
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oi loiks kilts.
but do tell about the trojan head projection - is that something from star trek?
No silly, the corner drug store. When a man's in a kilt, no telling what he'll come up against.
Love the accent btw...
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the accent? /shudder. nooooooooes!
when a man's in a kilt, there's no telling what a woman might come up against, either. trust me - i have intimate experience of this. 8)
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the accent? /shudder. nooooooooes!
when a man's in a kilt, there's no telling what a woman might come up against, either. trust me - i have intimate experience of this. 8)
Be still my flapping gums, be still. >:D
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Lets see, heavy boots, wool socks.
Kilt.
Leather tunic.
Chain mail over-shirt, leather gloves, broadsword on belt. Dagger. Tourch.
Pics or it ain't so! :laugh:
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Horned Viking helmets are so passe! :ghey:
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the accent? /shudder. nooooooooes!
when a man's in a kilt, there's no telling what a woman might come up against, either. trust me - i have intimate experience of this. 8)
A gun? :zoinks:
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only in the Mae West sense.
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only in the Mae West sense.
What I was referring to.
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aha. i see. ;)
great minds, and all that.
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"GOOMH" is the modern equivalent. :zoinks:
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"GOOMH" is the modern equivalent. :zoinks:
i invented that, you know. :angel:
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"GOOMH" is the modern equivalent. :zoinks:
i invented that, you know. :angel:
Doesn't make it less true. :laugh:
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the accent? /shudder. nooooooooes!
when a man's in a kilt, there's no telling what a woman might come up against, either. trust me - i have intimate experience of this. 8)
A gun? :zoinks:
I thought it was a Claymore! ??? :laugh:
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the accent? /shudder. nooooooooes!
when a man's in a kilt, there's no telling what a woman might come up against, either. trust me - i have intimate experience of this. 8)
A gun? :zoinks:
I thought it was a Claymore! ??? :laugh:
See, why is it called that. If I put one in some actual clay, I think I would end up with less.
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and you'd have to be arthur pendragon to pull it out again.
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Hail Lord Phlexor, King of the Wombats!! :green:
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Hey, those things are fat slow and deadly.
I'm nothing like that!
Oh wait...
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:laugh:
my old HP did one of those power animal group things, where you find out your power animal. all the others were being thoroughly pretentious, and coming out of the meditation with eagles and wolves and all that sort of bollocks. my HP had just fallen asleep during the guided meditation (as usual), and when asked what his power animal was, he came up with "a wombat".
oh how we laughed.
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Wombats are actually pretty cool.
Remember, this is the land where most of the animals/reptiles etc will fucking kill you.
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oooooh, you're so 'ard over there. but isn't it a burden, being industrial-strength butch all the time? :eyelash:
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We have to be, considering we arent allowed to have guns anymore.
On a serious note, the most we have to worry about day to day would be certain spiders. Around here Red Backs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_back_spider) would be the worst, then perhaps White tails (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Tail_Spider). Get a lot of Huntsmen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_Spider) and Daddy Long Legs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pholcidae), but they dont do fuck all, well maybe except the Huntsmen, they are big and scare the fuck out of you mainly, harmless otherwise.
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i like spiders. but then, i live in wussy old england, where the spiders are people-friendly. :laugh:
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I hate spiders.
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I hate spiders.
i'll save you from the spiders! :hug:
you'll just have to deal with the slugs and the snails, then, okay? :-*
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I hate spiders.
i'll save you from the spiders! :hug:
you'll just have to deal with the slugs and the snails, then, okay? :-*
:GA:
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awwwww, my poor wussy baby. (http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/liebe/troest.gif)
never mind - we can always ignore the wildlife and fond something else to take our minds off it, i'm sure.
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We'll have to come up with something.
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i like spiders. but then, i live in wussy old england, where the spiders are people-friendly. :laugh:
More or less so than the actual people themselves?
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bingo. ;)
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??? But you are so lovely, how can this be true? :zoinks:
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smarmy creep.
but don't stop, obviously. :laugh:
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Obviously. /lifts eyebrow
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Obviously. /lifts eyebrow
oh stop it. you know you're safe. :-*
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Oh I know this will end with me being tossed to the curb, but obviously Im powerless to resist.
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Oh I know this will end with me being tossed to the curb, but obviously Im powerless to resist.
nah - i'll let you down gently. i'm a great big softie really, you know. :eyelash:
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Oh I know this will end with me being tossed to the curb, but obviously Im powerless to resist.
You just like the pain? :-\
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Oh I know this will end with me being tossed to the curb, but obviously Im powerless to resist.
You just like the pain? :-\
I keep replying dont I? :green:
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Oh I know this will end with me being tossed to the curb, but obviously Im powerless to resist.
nah - i'll let you down gently. i'm a great big softie really, you know. :eyelash:
One numbing bite from the "Black Widow" and you'll be left a dry withered husk of a man!! ;)
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Oh I know this will end with me being tossed to the curb, but obviously Im powerless to resist.
You just like the pain? :-\
I keep replying dont I? :green:
Your doomed, drawn into her web of sin! :toporly:
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Oh I know this will end with me being tossed to the curb, but obviously Im powerless to resist.
You just like the pain? :-\
I keep replying dont I? :green:
Perv. :laugh:
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Hold on, I thought Callaway was the official Intensity Squared Black Widow.
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i love the word "husk". :pinkbeat:
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Oh I know this will end with me being tossed to the curb, but obviously Im powerless to resist.
nah - i'll let you down gently. i'm a great big softie really, you know. :eyelash:
Hey hey, wait a min, you house is made of gingerbread, I can see it.
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sigh. and i thought google earth was so reliable... :(
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Oh I know this will end with me being tossed to the curb, but obviously Im powerless to resist.
You just like the pain? :-\
I keep replying dont I? :green:
Perv. :laugh:
I assume the appropriate response here is "Takes one to know one" >:D
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Oh I know this will end with me being tossed to the curb, but obviously Im powerless to resist.
You just like the pain? :-\
I keep replying dont I? :green:
Perv. :laugh:
I assume the appropriate response here is "Takes one to know one" >:D
QFT.
/thanks the gods...
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sigh. and i thought google earth was so reliable... :(
I swear officer I wasnt eStalking Witchiepoo
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Oh I know this will end with me being tossed to the curb, but obviously Im powerless to resist.
You just like the pain? :-\
I keep replying dont I? :green:
Perv. :laugh:
I assume the appropriate response here is "Takes one to know one" >:D
I never denied it. :P
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sigh. and i thought google earth was so reliable... :(
I swear officer I wasnt eStalking Witchiepoo
:laugh:
and i suppose you're now going to try and convince me that's a talking flute, are you?
:LMAO:
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sigh. and i thought google earth was so reliable... :(
It is. It even shows the crumbs. :laugh:
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sigh. and i thought google earth was so reliable... :(
It is. It even shows the crumbs. :laugh:
:LMAO: :clap:
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sigh. and i thought google earth was so reliable... :(
I swear officer I wasnt eStalking Witchiepoo
:laugh:
and i suppose you're now going to try and convince me that's a talking flute, are you?
:LMAO:
I'd be derelict in my duties if I didn't.
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Clickity clickity
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Is that the sound of you reloading your deer rifle parts?
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Hold on, I thought Callaway was the official Intensity Squared Black Widow.
The life span of Spiders from hell is all too brief! And the females of the species are all too voracious to continue in this world! :-*