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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Ask Away Threads => Topic started by: thepeaguy on March 24, 2008, 02:46:07 PM
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Well, go ahead.
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why aren't my novels published? and where's loads of chocolate from adoring admirers?
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What a blatant cry for
(http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2007-08/13/xinsrc_122080413092823444184.jpg)
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War? Damn straight.
Wait until you guys see my claymore. :thumbup:
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Pea, I really loved your Alex Plank Penish vid, but now it's gone. :( Can you post it here? I'd promised to show it to a couple of people. You're quite the cinematographer, you know.
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What is the relationship between the probability of a player winning a tennis match and the expected margin of victory?
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What is the relationship between the probability of a player winning a tennis match and the expected margin of victory?
Dunno. I had an E at Maths, just so that you know.
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at least you replied to him. :'(
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Yeah, he didn't answer me either. He probably replied to Kosmo cause he's so hawt. :zoinks:
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War? Damn straight.
Wait until you guys see my claymore. :thumbup:
Damn it, they're standing at attention - it's ATTENTION motherfucker!
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Why you such a weenie?
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Why did you not answer my question?
Why did you delete your account if you were coming back anyway?
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Why did you delete your account if you were coming back anyway?
Because he is the drama farmer. ::)
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Why do you want a car? It's not like you have any friends to visit.
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Why do you want a car? It's not like you have any friends to visit.
:yawn:
That would've worked if it was true.
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at least you replied to him. :'(
:laugh:
most likely because publishers are idiots.
dunno about the chocolate.
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What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
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What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
I would answer this query, but you're hardly the light of my life. :(
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you'd fuck her if she appeared in front of you.
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you'd fuck her if she appeared in front of you.
She's intelligent and decent looking, but I'm not attracted to her.
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you'd fuck her if she appeared in front of you.
She's intelligent and decent looking, but I'm not attracted to her.
Is THAT why you ratiate Elle-hatred? I assumed it was much more personal than a mere lack of want-to-fuck, must-suck-up; a past fight I didn't remember or something. I do quite respect your widsom- I kill after mating, and you know it, though I have no idea if that's much of the source or not.
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you'd fuck her if she appeared in front of you.
She's intelligent and decent looking, but I'm not attracted to her.
Is THAT why you ratiate Elle-hatred? I assumed it was much more personal than a mere lack of want-to-fuck, must-suck-up; a past fight I didn't remember or something. I do quite respect your widsom- I kill after mating, and you know it, though I have no idea if that's much of the source or not.
Girls who fancy themselves as the site counselor, whilst bragging about their new boyfriend, makes up for boring reading. :yawn:
You got lucky, now get over yourself -- preferably over some cliff.
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you'd fuck her if she appeared in front of you.
She's intelligent and decent looking, but I'm not attracted to her.
you can still fuck her, pal. :P
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What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
I would answer this query, but then again you're hardly the light of my life. :(
Could it be a male?
(based on your sort-of coming out)
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What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
I would answer this query, but then again you're hardly the light of my life. :(
Could it be a male?
(based on your sort-of coming out)
Could it be that you're losing your touch, Vodzy?
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What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
I would answer this query, but then again you're hardly the light of my life. :(
Could it be a male?
(based on your sort-of coming out)
Could it be that you're losing your touch, Vodzy?
I did well in your absence.
This 'ere town ain't big enough for the both of us. :neo:
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The smiley on the left is definitely me.
I am the avatar of Yahweh, after all.
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Girls who fancy themselves as the site counselor, whilst bragging about their new boyfriend, makes up for boring reading. :yawn:
You got lucky, now get over yourself -- preferably over some cliff.
KK, thanks for explaining- I was actually wondering if we had had some argument I'd forgotten and I should feel slightly guilty. :)
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Girls who fancy themselves as the site counselor, whilst bragging about their new boyfriend, makes up for boring reading. :yawn:
You got lucky, now get over yourself -- preferably over some cliff.
KK, thanks for explaining- I was actually wondering if we had had some argument I'd forgotten and I should feel slightly guilty. :)
He is the peaguy.
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Girls who fancy themselves as the site counselor, whilst bragging about their new boyfriend, makes up for boring reading. :yawn:
You got lucky, now get over yourself -- preferably over some cliff.
KK, thanks for explaining- I was actually wondering if we had had some argument I'd forgotten and I should feel slightly guilty. :)
I don't recall having an argument with you. Unlike your ex, I have better things to concern myself with than to bear grudges towards every woman I meet in my lifetime.
Feeling happy that your luck has changed for the better is all well and good; however, it is one thing to add "my boyfriend, etc..." on 98% of your posts. Moreover, I find your "esoteric" comedy style lame as fuck.
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Girls who fancy themselves as the site counselor, whilst bragging about their new boyfriend, makes up for boring reading. :yawn:
You got lucky, now get over yourself -- preferably over some cliff.
KK, thanks for explaining- I was actually wondering if we had had some argument I'd forgotten and I should feel slightly guilty. :)
I don't recall having an argument with you. Unlike your ex, I have better things to concern myself with than to bear grudges towards every woman I meet in my lifetime.
Feeling happy that your luck has changed for the better is all well and good; however, it is one thing to add "my boyfriend, etc..." on 98% of your posts. Moreover, I find your "esoteric" comedy style lame as fuck.
My boyfriend likes my sense of humor.
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Girls who fancy themselves as the site counselor, whilst bragging about their new boyfriend, makes up for boring reading. :yawn:
You got lucky, now get over yourself -- preferably over some cliff.
KK, thanks for explaining- I was actually wondering if we had had some argument I'd forgotten and I should feel slightly guilty. :)
I don't recall having an argument with you. Unlike your ex, I have better things to concern myself with than to bear grudges towards every woman I meet in my lifetime.
Feeling happy that your luck has changed for the better is all well and good; however, it is one thing to add "my boyfriend, etc..." on 98% of your posts. Moreover, I find your "esoteric" comedy style lame as fuck.
My boyfriend likes my sense of humor.
:LMAO:
:plus:
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:) Well, it was obvious.
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:) Well, it was obvious.
I find your sense of humor hilarious, PMS Elle.
:lol:
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:) Well, it was obvious.
I find your sense of humor hilarious, PMS Elle.
:lol:
Well, that's because I'm in your clique, obvsiouly. ;)
I had to look 'esoteric' up, by the way- it was familiar but I didn't know the actual definition, which was a shame. Thanks for prodding me to learn something, Pea!
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:) Well, it was obvious.
I find your sense of humor hilarious, PMS Elle.
:lol:
Well, that's because I'm in your clique, obvsiouly. ;)
And I thought that your humor must not translate well to British English. :laugh:
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Pea, you are good at pontificating. Have you ever considered a career in law?
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Pea, you are good at pontificating. Have you ever considered a career in law?
He could do his court appearances via YouTube.
:LMAO:
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Pea, you are good at pontificating. Have you ever considered a career in law?
He could do his court appearances via YouTube.
:LMAO:
That was pretty funny! :laugh:
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Why did you not answer my question?
Why did you delete your account if you were coming back anyway?
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Why did you not answer my question?
Because I have other things to do, maybe?
Why did you delete your account if you were coming back anyway?
I had a change of heart. So what? I don't care what the majority of you fuckers do with your time here. ::)
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:) Well, it was obvious.
I find your sense of humor hilarious, PMS Elle.
:lol:
I'm not surprised that Cuntaway is at it again with her lame-ass cheap shots. ::)
You're as bad as Calandale in many ways. While he's playing word games to win the odds in his favour, you play your "mother hen" routine to consolidate the entire membership in order to keep your precious admin position. Power-trippin'!
Unlike you, I don't need to be everybody's best friend to earn respect here. :wanker:
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Why do you think your cheap shots are better than anyone else's, then? The respect you enjoy around here is in spite of them, not thanks to them, and I suspect the same is true for everyone else.
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Why do you think your cheap shots are better than anyone else's, then?
Because people here tend to say: "Oh peegai, lol! You made a funnah!"
I can't help the fact that the members here tend to like my trolling more than others.
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Girls who fancy themselves as the site counselor, whilst bragging about their new boyfriend, makes up for boring reading. :yawn:
You got lucky, now get over yourself -- preferably over some cliff.
KK, thanks for explaining- I was actually wondering if we had had some argument I'd forgotten and I should feel slightly guilty. :)
I don't recall having an argument with you. Unlike your ex, I have better things to concern myself with than to bear grudges towards every woman I meet in my lifetime.
Feeling happy that your luck has changed for the better is all well and good; however, it is one thing to add "my boyfriend, etc..." on 98% of your posts. Moreover, I find your "esoteric" comedy style lame as fuck.
My boyfriend likes my sense of humor.
He gives your life meaning.
I get mine from my kitties -- the only friends I have.
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Why do you think your cheap shots are better than anyone else's, then?
Because people here tend to say: "Oh peegai, lol! You made a funnah!"
I can't help the fact that the members here tend to like my trolling more than others.
Fair enough. I prefer your trolling to the other people's, too.
EDIT: And I even used my post #20,000 to reply to you. Feel special now?
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Girls who fancy themselves as the site counselor, whilst bragging about their new boyfriend, makes up for boring reading. :yawn:
You got lucky, now get over yourself -- preferably over some cliff.
KK, thanks for explaining- I was actually wondering if we had had some argument I'd forgotten and I should feel slightly guilty. :)
I don't recall having an argument with you. Unlike your ex, I have better things to concern myself with than to bear grudges towards every woman I meet in my lifetime.
Feeling happy that your luck has changed for the better is all well and good; however, it is one thing to add "my boyfriend, etc..." on 98% of your posts. Moreover, I find your "esoteric" comedy style lame as fuck.
My boyfriend likes my sense of humor.
He gives your life meaning.
I get mine from my kitties -- the only friends I have.
You have cats (plural)?
I remember seeing a ghostly pic of a (singular) cat, but more than one? That changes everything.
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My boyfriend likes my sense of humor.
He gives your life meaning.
I get mine from my kitties -- the only friends I have.
*snoooorrrrtttttt* He's gives me orgasms. My life had meaning regardless of hom or any SO I may ever have. 'Course, if I was talking about what does give my life meaning, you'd be pissy about that too- "Oh, Ms. Shrink, thinks she's so special because she goes to Uni!" Just so I can know, is there anything you can think of that you'd not be irritated by my posting and talking about?
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*snoooorrrrtttttt* He's gives me orgasms. My life had meaning regardless of hom or any SO I may ever have.
Like, oh my gosh! Really? I thought intimacy was tantamount to having a quiet fart in the dark.
'Course, if I was talking about what does give my life meaning, you'd be pissy about that too- "Oh, Ms. Shrink, thinks she's so special because she goes to Uni!" Just so I can know, is there anything you can think of that you'd not be irritated by my posting and talking about?
Sparing me your boring sarcastic crap would be a start, you know.
Zzzzzzzz...
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Heeeeeeeeeeereeeee comes another witty comeback. :yawn:
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*snoooorrrrtttttt* He's gives me orgasms. My life had meaning regardless of hom or any SO I may ever have.
Like, oh my gosh! Really? I thought intimacy was tantamount to having a quiet fart in the dark.
Yeah, like, totally!
And, if when you fart, it feels like sex, you need to eat more beans. Though I think it's actually supposed to more resemble sneezing.
'Course, if I was talking about what does give my life meaning, you'd be pissy about that too- "Oh, Ms. Shrink, thinks she's so special because she goes to Uni!" Just so I can know, is there anything you can think of that you'd not be irritated by my posting and talking about?
Sparing me your boring sarcastic crap would be a start, you know.
Zzzzzzzz...
Sweetie, it doesn't take a psych major or a genius to catch a whiff of what's behind your posts. I don't take your hostility especially personally because I know it's really not all that much to do with me- just directed at me, is all- but I do have to tell you, this could be a really enjoyable flame war if I felt there was less reason to be concerned about actually upsetting you.
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Heeeeeeeeeeereeeee comes another witty comeback. :yawn:
I take it by your monker you're actually basically OK then. :green:
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Sweetie, it doesn't take a psych major or a genius to catch a whiff of what's behind your posts. I don't take your hostility especially personally because I know it's really not all that much to do with me- just directed at me, is all- but I do have to tell you, this could be a really enjoyable flame war if I felt there was less reason to be concerned about actually upsetting you.
Is that your euphemism for saying that I have a small dick? Well, I probably do compared to the well-endowed porn stars, but at least it's above average.
And I'm SO glad that you're not taking any of my hostility *snorts* personal, simply because of the fact that I disapprove of your humour and boyfriend bragging routine.
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Girls who fancy themselves as the site counselor, whilst bragging about their new boyfriend, makes up for boring reading. :yawn:
You got lucky, now get over yourself -- preferably over some cliff.
KK, thanks for explaining- I was actually wondering if we had had some argument I'd forgotten and I should feel slightly guilty. :)
I don't recall having an argument with you. Unlike your ex, I have better things to concern myself with than to bear grudges towards every woman I meet in my lifetime.
Feeling happy that your luck has changed for the better is all well and good; however, it is one thing to add "my boyfriend, etc..." on 98% of your posts. Moreover, I find your "esoteric" comedy style lame as fuck.
My boyfriend likes my sense of humor.
:lol:
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PMS, me nice to little Pea and his humongous dick or he'll whip you with it. :zoinks:
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PMS, me nice to little Pea and his humongous dick or he'll whip you with it. :zoinks:
You mean if I piss him off I might actually get that threesome he initially said he would deny me?
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PMS, me nice to little Pea and his humongous dick or he'll whip you with it. :zoinks:
You mean if I piss him off I might actually get that threesome he initially said he would deny me?
:lol:
I lied.
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lets have a foursome! me and PMS and Pea and Pete. oh crap. i need a name that starts with a P.
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lets have a foursome! me and PMS and Pea and Pete. oh crap. i need a name that starts with a P.
Perceval.
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I'd prefer PMS Elle taking it in both of her holes by a couple of well-endowed niggas.
:-*
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i like that! my name i mean.
Pervecal... i mean Perceval.
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I'd prefer PMS Elle taking it in both of her holes by a couple of well-endowed niggas.
:-*
BOTH? I have three, you doofus.
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I'd prefer PMS Elle taking it in both of her holes by a couple of well-endowed niggas.
:-*
BOTH? I have three, you doofus.
Want a white guy for the third hole?
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i have seven holes. plus eye sockets.
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i have seven holes. plus eye sockets.
lol eye socket fucking. I doubt that would end up with you in good shape.
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I'd prefer PMS Elle taking it in both of her holes by a couple of well-endowed niggas.
:-*
BOTH? I have three, you doofus.
But your mouth is contagious, cunt.
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I'd prefer PMS Elle taking it in both of her holes by a couple of well-endowed niggas.
:-*
BOTH? I have three, you doofus.
But your mouth is contagious, cunt.
True. If I blew you, you might start ejaculating puns.
Want a white guy for the third hole?
Hmm... well, it might be to my benefit to be able to communiate with the other two people who are plugged in.
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True. If I blew you, you might start ejaculating puns.
Of the boring variety. :yawn:
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True. If I blew you, you might start ejaculating puns.
Of the boring variety. :yawn:
Yeps- very boring groaners- they type that make people say, "Oh, cum ON!"
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True. If I blew you, you might start ejaculating puns.
Of the boring variety. :yawn:
Yeps- very boring groaners- they type that make people say, "Oh, cum ON!"
(http://www.gothicpress.freeserve.co.uk/The%20Kirklees%20Vampire_files/image006.jpg)
Fuck off.
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True. If I blew you, you might start ejaculating puns.
Of the boring variety. :yawn:
Yeps- very boring groaners- they type that make people say, "Oh, cum ON!"
(http://www.gothicpress.freeserve.co.uk/The%20Kirklees%20Vampire_files/image006.jpg)
Fuck off.
:LMAO:
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:popcorn:
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True. If I blew you, you might start ejaculating puns.
Of the boring variety. :yawn:
Yeps- very boring groaners- they type that make people say, "Oh, cum ON!"
(http://www.gothicpress.freeserve.co.uk/The%20Kirklees%20Vampire_files/image006.jpg)
Fuck off.
:rofl:
do not diss The Oldman.
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True. If I blew you, you might start ejaculating puns.
Of the boring variety. :yawn:
Yeps- very boring groaners- they type that make people say, "Oh, cum ON!"
(http://www.gothicpress.freeserve.co.uk/The%20Kirklees%20Vampire_files/image006.jpg)
Fuck off.
:rofl:
do not diss The Oldman.
Indeed! :laugh: I love that film. :heart:
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Curious.
I went through a phase ...
My sword hasn't arrived yet...
(http://www.blades-uk.com/images/products/55claymore_S.jpg)
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Do you know a lot about swords or is this a new interest?
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New interest.
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Pretty cool. 8)
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Want a white guy for the third hole?
Hmm... well, it might be to my benefit to be able to communiate with the other two people who are plugged in.
Yes, but that hole doesn't have to always be occupied, that and each of the 3 dicks can rotate. Take turns.
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if they actually did rotate that might be entertaining.
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if they actually did rotate that might be entertaining.
Well not rotate in that fashion. That would be hilarious. I have seen a Japanese porn where a guy did that on top of a woman, the helicopter or whatever its called.
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I have seen a Japanese porn where a guy did that on top of a woman, the helicopter or whatever its called.
Same :lol:
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New dildo.
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New dildo.
My pleasure, sir. :eyebrows:
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Do you want me to take a peaguy montage for SOMETHING TO DO?
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Do you want me to take a peaguy montage for SOMETHING TO DO?
You don't need my permission. :hahaha:
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That wasn't the question
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That wasn't the question
And I'm saying that you can do what you like -- it won't bother me at all.
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What would your ideal birthday gift be?
Would you rather be shot in the face with a cream pie mixed with Richards dirty undies, or a jelly pie that Richard swallowed and chucked up?
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What would your ideal birthday gift be?
Would you rather be shot in the face with a cream pie mixed with Richards dirty undies, or a jelly pie that Richard swallowed and chucked up?
Licking your tits that are smothered in whipped cream.
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That wasn't one of the options.
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That wasn't one of the options.
It is now.
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http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=cqOKvonLrH8 (http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=cqOKvonLrH8)
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Show us your ass.
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show us your tit.
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show us your tit.
You have my n00ds.
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8)
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show us your tit.
8)
show us your tit.
You have my n00ds.
show us your tit.
You have my n00ds.