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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: matthe on March 09, 2008, 10:59:37 PM
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Bored I can't sleep it's 1 am here
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Spammity, spam spam.
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My 5 yo son just walked up to me and said "Dad, if you touch the 9, you lose"
Generally no one has any idea what he is on about, but he says it with so much conviction that no one usually questions it.
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check you car ash tray for roaches :laugh:
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i did that yesterday right before i scraped the pipe :'(
Sucks to hear that. I run out of weed tomorrow, but I have built up some good resin in my pipe.
I would send you a bong hit over the internets, but that won't get you high since it is all reduced to binary.
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i did that yesterday right before i scraped the pipe :'(
Well that takes care of my next suggestion.
Have a shot of Nyquil and all asleep that's what I used to do in a similar situation
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well i guess im just feel a bad mood coming on. just got an email from my x asking me for a baby. its too late to call a friend to hang out. im just feeling generaly lonely and bored. anyways im done bitching and moaning now, so could you guys just thrash this thread with the typical spam and stuff? itll make me feel better. thanks.
So, will you make a baby with her?
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well i guess im just feel a bad mood coming on. just got an email from my x asking me for a baby. its too late to call a friend to hang out. im just feeling generaly lonely and bored. anyways im done bitching and moaning now, so could you guys just thrash this thread with the typical spam and stuff? itll make me feel better. thanks.
So, will you make a baby with her?
Or, with someone else, and send it to her?
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well i guess im just feel a bad mood coming on. just got an email from my x asking me for a baby. its too late to call a friend to hang out. im just feeling generaly lonely and bored. anyways im done bitching and moaning now, so could you guys just thrash this thread with the typical spam and stuff? itll make me feel better. thanks.
So, will you make a baby with her?
Or, with someone else, and send it to her?
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If you send it to her will you let them pack it at the UPS store so it doesn't break in shipping?
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Yeah fill the gerbil bottle with formula for it :laugh:
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Get some and nuke it it the microwave then send it chilled like your supposed to see how long she tries
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the really fucked up thing is im still in love with her more than two years after we broke up. id marry her if i were in a position to do such a thing. im mad cause i think she is just using me to try and get prego. i want to be with her and all she seems to care about is my sperm. im tempted to get fixxed, so i can get even. lol. whatever, why do i punish myself like this?
I don't really see that as fucked up, EXCEPT that you'd be willing
to marry her. Hell, I still love my PE (psycho ex), even after she's been
dead for 15 years. And yeah, I miss her, at times. Doesn't mean that I
could put up with the reality ever.
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I really want to have a kid. I think I will try and get pregnant this year.
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I really want to have a kid. I think I will try and get pregnant this year.
Think real hard, before you do.
Kids aren't a simple thing like some
pet.
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maybe you should give sg a baby too. :toporly:
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nobody have any babies. until the aliens come.
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Not even with non-carbon based life forms which are indigenous?
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Send her some egg-white and a turkey baster in a priority refrigerated package, then act concerned when she doesn't get pregnant from it.
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well i guess im just feel a bad mood coming on. just got an email from my x asking me for a baby. its too late to call a friend to hang out. im just feeling generaly lonely and bored. anyways im done bitching and moaning now, so could you guys just thrash this thread with the typical spam and stuff? itll make me feel better. thanks.
So, will you make a baby with her?
Or, with someone else, and send it to her?
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Why is it always psycho bitches who are hell-bent on getting pregnant, while rational people keep deciding it's not such a good idea until they're too old to reproduce? (This determines whose DNA gets passed on to the future. Now imagining the baby popping out and viciously attaching itself to the doctor's face in attack.)
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Why is it always psycho bitches who are hell-bent on getting pregnant, while rational people keep deciding it's not such a good idea until they're too old to reproduce? (This determines whose DNA gets passed on to the future. Now imagining the baby popping out and viciously attaching itself to the doctor's face in attack.)
Since people stopped starving to death or being burnt at the stake for being crazy, it's become a reproductive advantage for women, since it overcomes that pesky intelligence thing that would make them think that pregnancy and motherhood isn't such a great idea. The same goes for stupidity.
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Luckily, my psycho bitch seems to have managed
to end up sterile, and then dead.
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Why is it always psycho bitches who are hell-bent on getting pregnant, while rational people keep deciding it's not such a good idea until they're too old to reproduce? (This determines whose DNA gets passed on to the future. Now imagining the baby popping out and viciously attaching itself to the doctor's face in attack.)
Idiocracy (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/)
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Why is it always psycho bitches who are hell-bent on getting pregnant, while rational people keep deciding it's not such a good idea until they're too old to reproduce? (This determines whose DNA gets passed on to the future. Now imagining the baby popping out and viciously attaching itself to the doctor's face in attack.)
Idiocracy (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/)
:lol:
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I really want to have a kid. I think I will try and get pregnant this year.
Think real hard, before you do.
Kids aren't a simple thing like some
pet.
:agreed:
Also, before you get pregnant, make sure you have enough money to take care of a baby as well as good insurance, because things can happen that you never expected.
My daughter cost over $250,000 before she was six weeks old.
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I really want to have a kid. I think I will try and get pregnant this year.
Think real hard, before you do.
Kids aren't a simple thing like some
pet.
:agreed:
Also, before you get pregnant, make sure you have enough money to take care of a baby as well as good insurance, because things can happen that you never expected.
My daughter cost over $250,000 before she was six weeks old.
Come to Australia, they pay you to have babies. Plus if you are a public patient, its free. I mean there is no waiting list for giving birth. After you have 2 or 3 kids, you don't even have to worry about a doctor anyway, the midwives do all the work. All the doctors do is shove their head in the room just so they can say they were there.
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Yeah. Pffttt childbirth. Its no big deal. Apart from a crush hand it was a walk in the park. I don't know why people keep saying it is so painful and traumatic :lol:
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yes dear.
::)
/considers posting the old analogy about opened umbrellas and medicine balls...
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I'd like to donate to a sperm bank. I'm not sure how to do that though.
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Sperm donors should be healthy men of normal intelligence and fertility with no history of mental disorders or genetic or inherited diseases. The donors should be between 18 and 45 years old (though some clinics only accept donors up to 40). Ideally, they should have had healthy children of their own.
I guess that rules me out.
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I'd like to donate to a sperm bank. I'm not sure how to do that though.
Wanking off into a cup usually gets the job done...
:wanker:
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I'd like to donate to a sperm bank. I'm not sure how to do that though.
Wanking off into a cup usually gets the job done...
:wanker:
The UK system seems rather more complicated than that.
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I'd like to donate to a sperm bank. I'm not sure how to do that though.
Wanking off into a cup usually gets the job done...
:wanker:
The UK system seems rather more complicated than that.
Would be nice if they threw in a couple of nurse/hookers eh...
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I'd like to donate to a sperm bank. I'm not sure how to do that though.
Wanking off into a cup usually gets the job done...
:wanker:
The UK system seems rather more complicated than that.
Would be nice if they threw in a couple of nurse/hookers eh...
In a perfect world...
The reality is that you need to pass a whole bunch of tests for STD's and genetic conditions, an interview and examination of your medical history and your family history, get a positive recommendation from your GP and have an above-average sperm count and healthy sperm, then you need to donate every week or two for 4 months, after which your sperm is put into quarantine for 6 months pending a final test for HIV and Hepatitis.
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I'd like to donate to a sperm bank. I'm not sure how to do that though.
Wanking off into a cup usually gets the job done...
:wanker:
The UK system seems rather more complicated than that.
Would be nice if they threw in a couple of nurse/hookers eh...
In a perfect world...
The reality is that you need to pass a whole bunch of tests for STD's and genetic conditions, an interview and examination of your medical history and your family history, get a positive recommendation from your GP and have an above-average sperm count and healthy sperm, then you need to donate every week or two for 4 months, after which your sperm is put into quarantine for 6 months pending a final test for HIV and Hepatitis.
All that just so you can jerk off into a cup. Hardly seems worth it.
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There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm. The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.
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There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm. The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.
I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.
Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?
I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.
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There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm. The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.
I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.
Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?
I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.
I think that I would love to have a clone of myself.
Would it start out as a baby, or would it already be an adult?
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There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm. The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.
I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.
Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?
I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.
I think that I would love to have a clone of myself.
Would it start out as a baby, or would it already be an adult?
Adult, same age as you, exact clone in all ways.
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I'd like to donate to a sperm bank. I'm not sure how to do that though.
Wanking off into a cup usually gets the job done...
:wanker:
The UK system seems rather more complicated than that.
Would be nice if they threw in a couple of nurse/hookers eh...
In a perfect world...
The reality is that you need to pass a whole bunch of tests for STD's and genetic conditions, an interview and examination of your medical history and your family history, get a positive recommendation from your GP and have an above-average sperm count and healthy sperm, then you need to donate every week or two for 4 months, after which your sperm is put into quarantine for 6 months pending a final test for HIV and Hepatitis.
All that just so you can jerk off into a cup. Hardly seems worth it.
All so that I can fulfil my genetic imperative. If that's not worth it, what is?
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There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm. The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.
I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.
Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?
I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.
I think that I would love to have a clone of myself.
Would it start out as a baby, or would it already be an adult?
Adult, same age as you, exact clone in all ways.
Wrong. The way they do sheep now, they are babies. Same goes for cloning cows right now. It is basically making a test tube baby. This is no walk into a room and photocopy yourself as your exact age bullshit.
http://www.crystalinks.com/cloningcows.html
Reports from the United States say scientists have, for the first time, cloned an endangered species by using the eggs and the womb of another animal - a cow. According to the Washington Post newspaper, an Asian gaur - a humpbacked, ox-like animal native to India and Burma - was cloned from a single skin cell taken from a dead gaur.
Scientists fused the cell to a cows' egg, whose own genes had been removed, then transferred it to the womb of another cow. The baby gaur, already named Noah, is due to be born next month.
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i want a baby clone of me so i can make it grow up and not be fucked up
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yeah.
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There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm. The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.
I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.
Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?
I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.
I think that I would love to have a clone of myself.
Would it start out as a baby, or would it already be an adult?
Adult, same age as you, exact clone in all ways.
Wrong. The way they do sheep now, they are babies. Same goes for cloning cows right now. It is basically making a test tube baby. This is no walk into a room and photocopy yourself as your exact age bullshit.
http://www.crystalinks.com/cloningcows.html
Reports from the United States say scientists have, for the first time, cloned an endangered species by using the eggs and the womb of another animal - a cow. According to the Washington Post newspaper, an Asian gaur - a humpbacked, ox-like animal native to India and Burma - was cloned from a single skin cell taken from a dead gaur.
Scientists fused the cell to a cows' egg, whose own genes had been removed, then transferred it to the womb of another cow. The baby gaur, already named Noah, is due to be born next month.
Well obviously I wasn't talking about something that is actually possible. What do you take me for?
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If I had a baby clone, I would raise her as a daughter, but I think that I would have good insight into her problems and could do well to help her through them.
An adult clone would be a lot of help too, like an identical twin sister. That would be cool too.
I wonder if she would also be in love with my husband? Maybe we would have to share? That would be weird. I wonder how he would feel about that?
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I would love to clone a female version of me. >:D
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If I could clone adult Peters, I'd make loads of them, and we'd work on stuff together and become skilled in different areas to make a super-Peter with lots of money and power.
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There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm. The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.
I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.
Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?
I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.
I think that I would love to have a clone of myself.
Would it start out as a baby, or would it already be an adult?
Adult, same age as you, exact clone in all ways.
Wrong. The way they do sheep now, they are babies. Same goes for cloning cows right now. It is basically making a test tube baby. This is no walk into a room and photocopy yourself as your exact age bullshit.
http://www.crystalinks.com/cloningcows.html
Reports from the United States say scientists have, for the first time, cloned an endangered species by using the eggs and the womb of another animal - a cow. According to the Washington Post newspaper, an Asian gaur - a humpbacked, ox-like animal native to India and Burma - was cloned from a single skin cell taken from a dead gaur.
Scientists fused the cell to a cows' egg, whose own genes had been removed, then transferred it to the womb of another cow. The baby gaur, already named Noah, is due to be born next month.
Well obviously I wasn't talking about something that is actually possible. What do you take me for?
I don't take you for anything, as I have no clue about whether you were really being serious about having a instant made adult clone made of yourself, as it is impossible as far as what we know right now. I just went with it.
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There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm. The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.
I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.
Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?
I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.
I think that I would love to have a clone of myself.
Would it start out as a baby, or would it already be an adult?
Adult, same age as you, exact clone in all ways.
Wrong. The way they do sheep now, they are babies. Same goes for cloning cows right now. It is basically making a test tube baby. This is no walk into a room and photocopy yourself as your exact age bullshit.
http://www.crystalinks.com/cloningcows.html
Reports from the United States say scientists have, for the first time, cloned an endangered species by using the eggs and the womb of another animal - a cow. According to the Washington Post newspaper, an Asian gaur - a humpbacked, ox-like animal native to India and Burma - was cloned from a single skin cell taken from a dead gaur.
Scientists fused the cell to a cows' egg, whose own genes had been removed, then transferred it to the womb of another cow. The baby gaur, already named Noah, is due to be born next month.
Well obviously I wasn't talking about something that is actually possible. What do you take me for?
I don't take you for anything, as I have no clue about whether you were really being serious about having a instant made adult clone made of yourself, as it is impossible as far as what we know right now. I just went with it.
That's okay, thanks for erring on the side of thinking im a fucking douchebag who doesnt know his arse from a hole in the ground.
No harm done :green:
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There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm. The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.
I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.
Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?
I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.
I think that I would love to have a clone of myself.
Would it start out as a baby, or would it already be an adult?
Adult, same age as you, exact clone in all ways.
Wrong. The way they do sheep now, they are babies. Same goes for cloning cows right now. It is basically making a test tube baby. This is no walk into a room and photocopy yourself as your exact age bullshit.
http://www.crystalinks.com/cloningcows.html
Reports from the United States say scientists have, for the first time, cloned an endangered species by using the eggs and the womb of another animal - a cow. According to the Washington Post newspaper, an Asian gaur - a humpbacked, ox-like animal native to India and Burma - was cloned from a single skin cell taken from a dead gaur.
Scientists fused the cell to a cows' egg, whose own genes had been removed, then transferred it to the womb of another cow. The baby gaur, already named Noah, is due to be born next month.
Well obviously I wasn't talking about something that is actually possible. What do you take me for?
I don't take you for anything, as I have no clue about whether you were really being serious about having a instant made adult clone made of yourself, as it is impossible as far as what we know right now. I just went with it.
That's okay, thanks for erring on the side of thinking im a fucking douchebag who doesnt know his arse from a hole in the ground.
No harm done :green:
I didn't mean anything by it personally. Just another reason to postwhore now.
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There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm. The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.
I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.
Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?
I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.
I think that I would love to have a clone of myself.
Would it start out as a baby, or would it already be an adult?
Adult, same age as you, exact clone in all ways.
Wrong. The way they do sheep now, they are babies. Same goes for cloning cows right now. It is basically making a test tube baby. This is no walk into a room and photocopy yourself as your exact age bullshit.
http://www.crystalinks.com/cloningcows.html
Reports from the United States say scientists have, for the first time, cloned an endangered species by using the eggs and the womb of another animal - a cow. According to the Washington Post newspaper, an Asian gaur - a humpbacked, ox-like animal native to India and Burma - was cloned from a single skin cell taken from a dead gaur.
Scientists fused the cell to a cows' egg, whose own genes had been removed, then transferred it to the womb of another cow. The baby gaur, already named Noah, is due to be born next month.
Well obviously I wasn't talking about something that is actually possible. What do you take me for?
I don't take you for anything, as I have no clue about whether you were really being serious about having a instant made adult clone made of yourself, as it is impossible as far as what we know right now. I just went with it.
That's okay, thanks for erring on the side of thinking im a fucking douchebag who doesnt know his arse from a hole in the ground.
No harm done :green:
I didn't mean anything by it personally. Just another reason to postwhore now.
You mean you are meant to have a reason to postwhore? Who would have thunk it?
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There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm. The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.
I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.
Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?
I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.
I think that I would love to have a clone of myself.
Would it start out as a baby, or would it already be an adult?
Adult, same age as you, exact clone in all ways.
Wrong. The way they do sheep now, they are babies. Same goes for cloning cows right now. It is basically making a test tube baby. This is no walk into a room and photocopy yourself as your exact age bullshit.
http://www.crystalinks.com/cloningcows.html
Reports from the United States say scientists have, for the first time, cloned an endangered species by using the eggs and the womb of another animal - a cow. According to the Washington Post newspaper, an Asian gaur - a humpbacked, ox-like animal native to India and Burma - was cloned from a single skin cell taken from a dead gaur.
Scientists fused the cell to a cows' egg, whose own genes had been removed, then transferred it to the womb of another cow. The baby gaur, already named Noah, is due to be born next month.
Well obviously I wasn't talking about something that is actually possible. What do you take me for?
I don't take you for anything, as I have no clue about whether you were really being serious about having a instant made adult clone made of yourself, as it is impossible as far as what we know right now. I just went with it.
That's okay, thanks for erring on the side of thinking im a fucking douchebag who doesnt know his arse from a hole in the ground.
No harm done :green:
I didn't mean anything by it personally. Just another reason to postwhore now.
You mean you are meant to have a reason to postwhore? Who would have thunk it?
I don't need a reason. It always helps to have one though.
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I have just hit Post whore status. 1000 posts. Yay me!!! I need a fucking life..... :-[