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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: maldoror on February 27, 2008, 10:29:49 PM
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My cat was mooning me, and I noticed something on her butthole that looked like a cat hemorrhoid. I nudged it with my thumbnail, and it oozed out some brown liquid on me, and I screamed like a little girl. I fear my thumb shall never be clean again.
What the fuck was it? does anyone know? I can post a pic.
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remind me never to shake hands with you.
what the fuck were you doing anyway, are you Steve Irwin reincarnated? :laugh:
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I know dogs have anal glands that secrete some type of scent cats probably have a similarly gross thing
The only solution for you is to cut off your thumb before it's to late and take video and post it :P
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sounds like a real problem that didnt exist. why would you touch your cats asshole? if i had a cat, theres no way in hell i'd touch its butthole if i saw ANYTHING on it :orly:
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Yeah if I saw a $100 bill sticking out of my cats ass I would still be reluctant :o
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As long as you didn't suck your fingers afterwards I think you may be OK. :lol:
Did the cat freak out?
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this thread is disturbing. truly. :laugh:
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Let this be a lesson to you kids... never stick your thumb up a cat's ass.
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if there was a 100 buck bill in my feline's ass i would burn it. the bill, not the kitty. :laugh:
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I know dogs have anal glands that secrete some type of scent cats probably have a similarly gross thing
:agreed: They do.
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I know dogs have anal glands that secrete some type of scent cats probably have a similarly gross thing
The only solution for you is to cut off your thumb before it's to late and take video and post it :P
:LMAO:
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Let this be a lesson to you kids... never stick your thumb up a cat's ass.
Yes I think they are wise words from Master Tesla
Signed Grasshopper
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My cat was mooning me, and I noticed something on her butthole that looked like a cat hemorrhoid. I nudged it with my thumbnail, and it oozed out some brown liquid on me, and I screamed like a little girl. I fear my thumb shall never be clean again.
What the fuck was it? does anyone know? I can post a pic.
:puke:
Pics or it didn't happen ;)
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My mum's cat was next door to their house and Mum went around there to get him and instead of holding him on the walk back around to her house, she put the cat over the fence. In doing so she accidentally put her thumb right up the cat's bum. She said she will never forget what that felt like even though she washed her hands heaps of times.
I hope she doesn't find out I wrote this. :P
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:laugh:
she Irwined the cat. poor mom!
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eww lol
When Flo turns around I just look away :P
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Maldoror instead wanted to peer into the abyss. :toporly:
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Why is it cats always stick their ass up in the air it's like "look at my ass bitch" :laugh:
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That is nasty when cats stick their ass in your face. I would never stick my finger in the ass of an animal, that shit is for zookeepers and vets.
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Their was a time I considered being a vet even got a degree in biology but just don't think anally probing cat would be my kind of thing I was more of the botany type
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my vet has the same surname as the guy who did Art Attack!
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Where is Cal when we need him?! :laugh: I can just imagine his comments.
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Me too, unfortunately :laugh:
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me too, fortunately. :laugh:
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:lol:
Calandale needs to come back :grrr:
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me too, fortunately. :laugh:
who keeps gheying you? :(
obviously someone ghey :P
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lol no idea. i don't care. :P maybe it's vodzy cuz i bitched at him. :P
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Obviously just jealous of your lemons :lemon:
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Yeah if I saw a $100 bill sticking out of my cats ass I would still be reluctant :o
:laugh:
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yeah obvously a lemohead. :elvis:
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Not I. I think my ghey total has been two for Randy, one for Richard and one for AHayes
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i didn't think so.
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You bitched at me once so I ghey'd you once.
I do not hold grudges.
It's done wonders for my own karma!
*edit* I may have gheyed you twice, once for calling ahayes "cute", the other for the bitchin.
I don't keep track though.
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why do you ghey me for my taste in guys? lame.
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why do you ghey me for my taste in guys? lame.
A kitten is cute. A man is not cute. A man does not want to be cute.
I thought you were just lying to him to boost his ego.
Now that I know you really do like his appearance, have another :minusevil:
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Thanks for making me feel like a freak for noticing a health problem with my cat that was extremely visible. Her asshole is now officially oozing pus. I think I will go take her to the vet with my imaginary money.
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Mal, dude, you gotta get money from your parents.
why do you ghey me for my taste in guys? lame.
A kitten is cute. A man is not cute. A man does not want to be cute.
I thought you were just lying to him to boost his ego.
Now that I know you really do like his appearance, have another :minusevil:
men are cute. cats are graceful.
i shall minus you for your lack of taste in guys. :minusevil:
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ur kidn :toporly:
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Thanks for making me feel like a freak for noticing a health problem with my cat that was extremely visible. Her asshole is now officially oozing pus. I think I will go take her to the vet with my imaginary money.
Poor cat.
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poor Mal. he needs money.
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Hey, don't let me stop you from setting up a collection. :whip: :rock: :rock: :handjob: :ghey: :tp: :cheer: O0
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How's your cat?
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She seems fine, regardless of her butt problem. I'll have to get it sorted out after I finish moving. *moves*
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Hey, don't let me stop you from setting up a collection. :whip: :rock: :rock: :handjob: :ghey: :tp: :cheer: O0
i'll start with your pa'rentals.
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My cat was mooning me, and I noticed something on her butthole that looked like a cat hemorrhoid. I nudged it with my thumbnail, and it oozed out some brown liquid on me, and I screamed like a little girl. I fear my thumb shall never be clean again.
What the fuck was it? does anyone know? I can post a pic.
Sucking it is the only way to make yourself whole.
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My cat was mooning me, and I noticed something on her butthole that looked like a cat hemorrhoid. I nudged it with my thumbnail, and it oozed out some brown liquid on me, and I screamed like a little girl. I fear my thumb shall never be clean again.
What the fuck was it? does anyone know? I can post a pic.
Sucking it is the only way to make yourself whole.
MMMMM cream filled pussy :laugh: