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Title: EW.
Post by: maldoror on February 27, 2008, 10:29:49 PM
My cat was mooning me, and I noticed something on her butthole that looked like a cat hemorrhoid. I nudged it with my thumbnail, and it oozed out some brown liquid on me, and I screamed like a little girl. I fear my thumb shall never be clean again.

What the fuck was it? does anyone know? I can post a pic.
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: SovaNu on February 27, 2008, 10:41:17 PM
remind me never to shake hands with you.

what the fuck were you doing anyway, are you Steve Irwin reincarnated? :laugh:
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Parts on February 27, 2008, 10:52:01 PM
I know dogs have anal glands that secrete some type of scent cats probably have a similarly gross thing
The only solution for you is to cut off your thumb before it's to late and take video and post it :P
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: richard on February 27, 2008, 11:07:42 PM
sounds like a real problem that didnt exist. why would you touch your cats asshole? if i had a cat, theres no way in hell i'd touch its butthole if i saw ANYTHING on it :orly:
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Parts on February 27, 2008, 11:09:34 PM
Yeah if I saw a $100 bill sticking out of my cats ass I would still be reluctant :o
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 28, 2008, 12:18:31 AM
As long as you didn't suck your fingers afterwards I think you may be OK.  :lol:
Did the cat freak out?
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: SovaNu on February 28, 2008, 01:32:56 AM
this thread is disturbing. truly. :laugh:
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Tesla on February 28, 2008, 01:46:45 AM
Let this be a lesson to you kids... never stick your thumb up a cat's ass.
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: SovaNu on February 28, 2008, 01:47:52 AM
if there was a 100 buck bill in my feline's ass i would burn it. the bill, not the kitty. :laugh:
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: renaeden on February 28, 2008, 01:59:14 AM
I know dogs have anal glands that secrete some type of scent cats probably have a similarly gross thing
:agreed: They do.
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Lucifer on February 28, 2008, 02:02:36 AM
I know dogs have anal glands that secrete some type of scent cats probably have a similarly gross thing
The only solution for you is to cut off your thumb before it's to late and take video and post it :P

:LMAO:
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 28, 2008, 02:03:48 AM
Let this be a lesson to you kids... never stick your thumb up a cat's ass.

Yes I think they are wise words from Master Tesla

Signed Grasshopper
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: vodz on February 28, 2008, 03:22:49 AM
My cat was mooning me, and I noticed something on her butthole that looked like a cat hemorrhoid. I nudged it with my thumbnail, and it oozed out some brown liquid on me, and I screamed like a little girl. I fear my thumb shall never be clean again.

What the fuck was it? does anyone know? I can post a pic.

 :puke:

Pics or it didn't happen ;)
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: renaeden on February 28, 2008, 06:00:01 AM
My mum's cat was next door to their house and Mum went around there to get him and instead of holding him on the walk back around to her house, she put the cat over the fence. In doing so she accidentally put her thumb right up the cat's bum. She said she will never forget what that felt like even though she washed her hands heaps of times.

I hope she doesn't find out I wrote this. :P
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: SovaNu on February 28, 2008, 06:03:49 AM
 :laugh:

she Irwined the cat. poor mom!
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Sophgay on February 28, 2008, 07:01:05 AM
eww lol
When Flo turns around I just look away :P
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: SovaNu on February 28, 2008, 07:06:33 AM
Maldoror instead wanted to peer into the abyss. :toporly:
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Parts on February 28, 2008, 08:10:56 AM
Why is it cats always stick their ass up in the air it's like "look at my ass bitch" :laugh:
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Alex179 on February 28, 2008, 08:46:53 AM
That is nasty when cats stick their ass in your face.   I would never stick my finger in the ass of an animal, that shit is for zookeepers and vets.
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Parts on February 28, 2008, 09:12:35 AM
Their was a time I considered being a vet even got a degree in biology but just don't think anally probing cat would be my kind of thing  I was more of the botany type
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Sophgay on February 28, 2008, 09:14:50 AM
my vet has the same surname as the guy who did Art Attack!
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Tristeza on February 28, 2008, 01:45:17 PM
Where is Cal when we need him?!   :laugh:  I can just imagine his comments.
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Sophgay on February 28, 2008, 01:45:55 PM
Me too, unfortunately :laugh:
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: SovaNu on February 28, 2008, 01:46:54 PM
me too, fortunately. :laugh:
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Persona on February 28, 2008, 01:47:28 PM
 :lol:

Calandale needs to come back  :grrr:
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Sophgay on February 28, 2008, 01:48:46 PM
me too, fortunately. :laugh:
who keeps gheying you? :(

obviously someone ghey :P
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: SovaNu on February 28, 2008, 01:50:19 PM
lol no idea. i don't care. :P maybe it's vodzy cuz i bitched at him. :P
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Sophgay on February 28, 2008, 01:51:20 PM
Obviously just jealous of your lemons :lemon:
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: richard on February 28, 2008, 02:37:03 PM
Yeah if I saw a $100 bill sticking out of my cats ass I would still be reluctant :o
:laugh:
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: SovaNu on February 28, 2008, 05:12:15 PM
yeah obvously a lemohead. :elvis:
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 29, 2008, 02:08:34 AM
Not I. I think my ghey total has been two for Randy, one for Richard and one for AHayes
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: SovaNu on February 29, 2008, 02:17:28 AM
i didn't think so.
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: vodz on February 29, 2008, 02:21:01 AM
You bitched at me once so I ghey'd you once.

I do not hold grudges.

It's done wonders for my own karma!

*edit* I may have gheyed you twice, once for calling ahayes "cute", the other for the bitchin.
I don't keep track though.
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: SovaNu on February 29, 2008, 03:44:29 AM
why do you ghey me for my taste in guys? lame.
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: vodz on February 29, 2008, 04:09:35 AM
why do you ghey me for my taste in guys? lame.

A kitten is cute. A man is not cute. A man does not want to be cute.

I thought you were just lying to him to boost his ego.
Now that I know you really do like his appearance, have another :minusevil:
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: maldoror on March 03, 2008, 07:24:06 PM
Thanks for making me feel like a freak for noticing a health problem with my cat that was extremely visible. Her asshole is now officially oozing pus. I think I will go take her to the vet with my imaginary money.
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: SovaNu on March 03, 2008, 09:09:07 PM
Mal, dude, you gotta get money from your parents.

why do you ghey me for my taste in guys? lame.

A kitten is cute. A man is not cute. A man does not want to be cute.

I thought you were just lying to him to boost his ego.
Now that I know you really do like his appearance, have another :minusevil:

men are cute. cats are graceful.

i shall minus you for your lack of taste in guys. :minusevil:
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: SovaNu on March 03, 2008, 11:08:18 PM
ur kidn :toporly:
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Callaway on March 04, 2008, 01:14:42 AM
Thanks for making me feel like a freak for noticing a health problem with my cat that was extremely visible. Her asshole is now officially oozing pus. I think I will go take her to the vet with my imaginary money.

Poor cat. 
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: SovaNu on March 04, 2008, 02:06:34 AM
poor Mal. he needs money.
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: maldoror on March 04, 2008, 09:36:08 PM
Hey, don't let me stop you from setting up a collection.  :whip: :rock: :rock: :handjob: :ghey: :tp: :cheer: O0
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Parts on March 04, 2008, 09:38:53 PM
How's your cat?
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: maldoror on March 04, 2008, 09:42:09 PM
She seems fine, regardless of her butt problem. I'll have to get it sorted out after I finish moving. *moves*
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: SovaNu on March 05, 2008, 06:03:02 AM
Hey, don't let me stop you from setting up a collection.  :whip: :rock: :rock: :handjob: :ghey: :tp: :cheer: O0

i'll start with your pa'rentals.
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Calandale on March 08, 2008, 04:36:58 PM
My cat was mooning me, and I noticed something on her butthole that looked like a cat hemorrhoid. I nudged it with my thumbnail, and it oozed out some brown liquid on me, and I screamed like a little girl. I fear my thumb shall never be clean again.

What the fuck was it? does anyone know? I can post a pic.

Sucking it is the only way to make yourself whole.
Title: Re: EW.
Post by: Parts on March 08, 2008, 05:20:24 PM
My cat was mooning me, and I noticed something on her butthole that looked like a cat hemorrhoid. I nudged it with my thumbnail, and it oozed out some brown liquid on me, and I screamed like a little girl. I fear my thumb shall never be clean again.

What the fuck was it? does anyone know? I can post a pic.

Sucking it is the only way to make yourself whole.

MMMMM  cream filled pussy :laugh: