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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: Natalia Evans on February 14, 2008, 04:18:19 AM
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Well, it's valentine's Day again. I learned on the news last night people spend over $100 dollars on that day. Whoa. I have never spent that much. All I do for that day is a card and a gift while people do flowers, jewelry and go out.
I got my boyfriend a card and a huge key made out of chocolate. My boyfriend got me chocolate and Sweethearts.
What does everyone else do on the holiday? Do you like it or hate it? Do you care for it or no?
I used to not care for it because it did nothing for me. I liked it when I was in elementary school and preschool because we all got Valentine Cards and that was fun but when I reached Junior high, there was no Valentine's. It wasn't like elementary school where all students give cards to everyone. But in middle school and high school, it's not done anymore and you only do it to people you like or to your partner. So the holiday was dead to me. I did give out Valentine's when I was 13 and when I was 14 I gave out lollipops and then when I was 15, it was only to people in the resource room and to a girl I was attracted to.
Now in my adulthood it became something again when I got a boyfriend. Last year I got my bf chocolate and this year I got my current bf a card and chocolate shaped like a key.
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Happy VD Day
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I don't mind it.
Nothing for or against it. I don't celebrate it though, and it's unlikely that I would even If I had someone.
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Don't really care about VD.
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Don't really care about VD.
Bareback is best?
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Don't really care about VD.
Bareback is best?
Shut the fuck up for once, Cal.
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Don't really care about VD.
Bareback is best?
Shut the fuck up for once, Cal.
What's so special about now?
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Hallmark holiday.
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i dont care about it. its a completely stupid holiday if you ask me :laugh:
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people need to make their own day. It's an assult on Singles :finger:
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i think it's pointless, but i would do something if i was with someone who wanted to
i'm not doing anything
i got 2 happy valentines days online and that's it :laugh:
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people need to make their own day. It's an assult on Singles :finger:
:plus:
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i liked valentines day in school though, we alwys traded valentines cards and candies :)
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i think it's pointless, but i would do something if i was with someone who wanted to
i'm not doing anything
i got 2 happy valentines days online and that's it :laugh:
I haven't gotten any online haha.
I hated Valentines at school, because I didn't like giving away shit to people in my classes. I didn't like most of the kids anyways haha.
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deaf women are cute
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deaf women are cute
Dead ones are hawt though. :eyebrows:
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deaf women are cute
Dead ones are hawt though. :eyebrows:
no, they're cold, unless they were burned alive and haven't cooled down yet
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deaf women are cute
Dead ones are hawt though. :eyebrows:
no, they're cold, unless they were burned alive and haven't cooled down yet
Catch them JUST after the death. Nice and warm still.
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Happy VD Day
That's my line! Figures you'd use it! :laugh:
I had a good day, will hopefully have a good night also.
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Happy VD Day
That's my line! Figures you'd use it! :laugh:
I had a good day, will hopefully have a good night also.
I'll use anything of yours.
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Happy VD Day
That's my line! Figures you'd use it! :laugh:
I had a good day, will hopefully have a good night also.
I'll use anything of yours.
:laugh:
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No matter what a crock of shit you think Valentines is... if you have a girlfriend or wife, you have to do something for it.
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No matter what a crock of shit you think Valentines is... if you have a girlfriend or wife, you have to do something for it.
Like screw her against the wall? :zoinks:
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It's an assult on Singles :finger:
That sort of attitude sucks.. get over yourself.
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No matter what a crock of shit you think Valentines is... if you have a girlfriend or wife, you have to do something for it.
:laugh:
That may be true.
I got my husband tulips, chocolate and a card.
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No matter what a crock of shit you think Valentines is... if you have a girlfriend or wife, you have to do something for it.
If you don't believe it then not necessarily.
A work mate of mine never did anything for his boyfriend :P
At least nothing he wouldn't usually do.
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yes but men are trapped even when women say "Moneys tight lets skip it this year" you better have something ready or the shit will hit the fan. I learned this the hard way :asthing:
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When I was still saw guys, I didn't really care one way or another.
But if they had to give me something, I'd rather have a personal thing (once a guy wrote me a poem, bless) and not a pink teddy or heart :zoinks:
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It's an assult on Singles :finger:
That sort of attitude sucks.. get over yourself.
Need the instructions to remove centipedes from your vagina again?
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she has a point
valentines day isn't about making single people feel shit
i don't see why seeing other people in a relationship would make someone else feel shit for being single
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she has a point
valentines day isn't about making single people feel shit
i don't see why seeing other people in a relationship would make someone else feel shit for being single
A single person might feel shit for not having a relationship with someone.
Valentine's Day is pointless. Even the saint it's named after doesn't make sense :laugh:
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It's an assult on Singles :finger:
That sort of attitude sucks.. get over yourself.
Need the instructions to remove centipedes from your vagina again?
The fact that you need to get over yourself remains. The world doesn't revolve around you and the fact you can't get a GF. It's got nothing to do with me. I've never gotten a valentine IN MY LIFE, and i'm not all like... oh woe be gone, POOR ME, everyone feel sorry for me because other people are having a better time!
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I hate when people call it V-Day
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lol i love that train one
that was on the simpsons yesterday
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It's an assult on Singles :finger:
That sort of attitude sucks.. get over yourself.
Need the instructions to remove centipedes from your vagina again?
The fact that you need to get over yourself remains. The world doesn't revolve around you and the fact you can't get a GF. It's got nothing to do with me. I've never gotten a valentine IN MY LIFE, and i'm not all like... oh woe be gone, POOR ME, everyone feel sorry for me because other people are having a better time!
What to Do if You Find a Nest of Centipedes in Your Vagina
Don't panic. Studies show that 1 out of 3 women have centipedes or centipede-like-creatures in their vaginas.
If you are a man and discover that you not only have a vagina, but that it is filled with centipedes, you may wish to panic a little.
Centipedes are insectivores. In order to entice the centipedes to leave your vagina, you may wish to try the following fun home Blue Peter-esque project:
You will need a tampon, a cockroach, some Scotch tape, and a centipede-filled vagina. If you are under 18, be sure to ask your parents' permission before attempting to remove centipedes from your vagina.
Tape the cockroach to the tampon and insert it into your centipede-filled vagina.
Slowly (and if possible, erotically) pull the string until the be-cockroached tampon slides out of your centipede-filled vagina.
If you are lucky, one or more centipedes will have gone for the bait and evacuated your now slightly less centipede-filled vagina. Repeat until you are satisfied with the centipede density in your vagina.
Helpful hint: since all centipedes are azn, if they are not taking the bait it may be helpful to cater to their particular tastes. You may want to soak the tampon in soy sauce, or liberally apply sweet-and-sour sauce to the cockroach. Avoid at all costs the temptation to substitute General Tso's chicken for the cockroach. Your vagina will thank you.
Should you need to enlist the help of others, be sure to state in a loud, clear voice that there are centipedes inside you. This will cause them to ask where, and give you the opportunity to mutter "in mah vagina" semi-coherently like Hillary Swank in Boys Don't Cry. That's always funny.
????
Profit!
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valentines day trading cards! :laugh: :thumbup:
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I got to watch Supernatural on Valentine's Day. Sam and Dean made it good for me. :eyebrows: :laugh:
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I spent mine with those who adore me.
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It's an assult on Singles :finger:
That sort of attitude sucks.. get over yourself.
Need the instructions to remove centipedes from your vagina again?
The fact that you need to get over yourself remains. The world doesn't revolve around you and the fact you can't get a GF. It's got nothing to do with me. I've never gotten a valentine IN MY LIFE, and i'm not all like... oh woe be gone, POOR ME, everyone feel sorry for me because other people are having a better time!
She is right, it isn't the fault of others that you don't have a GF. They don't have to consider the people that the holiday won't apply to when making one. If you don't celebrate Valentines, then don't cry about others doing it and having a good time. Just makes you seem more miserable.
I find it hard to believe you haven't gotten a valentine in your life, HB. If you weren't joking at all about that, then that is really surprising. Hmm someone should fix that, even though technically it is too late.
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It's an assult on Singles :finger:
That sort of attitude sucks.. get over yourself.
Need the instructions to remove centipedes from your vagina again?
The fact that you need to get over yourself remains. The world doesn't revolve around you and the fact you can't get a GF. It's got nothing to do with me. I've never gotten a valentine IN MY LIFE, and i'm not all like... oh woe be gone, POOR ME, everyone feel sorry for me because other people are having a better time!
She is right, it isn't the fault of others that you don't have a GF. They don't have to consider the people that the holiday won't apply to when making one. If you don't celebrate Valentines, then don't cry about others doing it and having a good time. Just makes you seem more miserable.
I find it hard to believe you haven't gotten a valentine in your life, HB. If you weren't joking at all about that, then that is really surprising. Hmm someone should fix that, even though technically it is too late.
How did we get from "It's an assault on singles" to all that bullshit that you guys typed? You're putting words in my mouth.
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When we all know what you really want put in your mouth :eyebrows:
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When we all know what you really want put in your mouth :eyebrows:
Grilled Salmon.
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I've never gotten a valentine IN MY LIFE, and i'm not all like... oh woe be gone, POOR ME, everyone feel sorry for me because other people are having a better time!
Oh, well... here's a candy heart. Consider it your first valentine.
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Fuck Valentines!
If I see Cupid I am going to boot the little prick in the nuts and when he is doubled over in pain I am going to shove his arrows up his arse.
I am not bitter
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Not arrows I'll shove up his cute little heiny.
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Fuck Valentines!
If I see Cupid I am going to boot the little prick in the nuts and when he is doubled over in pain I am going to shove his arrows up his arse.
I am not bitter
uh, Valentines day end two days ago
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Which is why I am bitter now.
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I had a fantastic VD day. The secret is to
go out without stupid expectations.
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Fuck Valentines!
If I see Cupid I am going to boot the little prick in the nuts and when he is doubled over in pain I am going to shove his arrows up his arse.
I am not bitter
You sure about that? :laugh:
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It sucks when Valentine's Day is the same day as your Birthday. People don't let you forget that.
I don't like flowers and cards and stuff but I do like chocolate. My sister gave me chocolate for my Birthday. :)
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i like the strawberry chocolates that have gooey pink stuff inside
i always try to steal those ones first :P
i don't really like chocolate that much though, too much makes me feel sick lol
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It sucks when Valentine's Day is the same day as your Birthday. People don't let you forget that.
I don't like flowers and cards and stuff but I do like chocolate. My sister gave me chocolate for my Birthday. :)
I bet it never gets old when ppl point out that your birthday is on the same day as valentines day, like you had never realised before or something.
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No matter what a crock of shit you think Valentines is... if you have a girlfriend or wife, you have to do something for it.
And if you're lucky, that "something" is the SO.
(Every so often, I'm reminded that I'm pretty low-maintenance. This is such a time. I didn't want to get anything on Valentines day, but off.)
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No matter what a crock of shit you think Valentines is... if you have a girlfriend or wife, you have to do something for it.
And if you're lucky, that "something" is the SO.
(Every so often, I'm reminded that I'm pretty low-maintenance. This is such a time. I didn't want to get anything on Valentines day, but off.)
And that, more than once. :laugh:
Yeah. I don't think I've been with anyone
who made a big deal out of the material
aspect. I mean, it's not even a great day
to go out to eat - too crowded. Nice things,
like a walk in the park, and a day of loving.
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If I wasn't single, I'd love VD!
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If I wasn't single, I'd love VD!
How would your partner feel?
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If I wasn't single, I'd love VD!
How would your partner feel?
lol. :plus: for making the obvious joke.
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No matter what a crock of shit you think Valentines is... if you have a girlfriend or wife, you have to do something for it.
And if you're lucky, that "something" is the SO.
(Every so often, I'm reminded that I'm pretty low-maintenance. This is such a time. I didn't want to get anything on Valentines day, but off.)
Did you at least get off on Valentines?
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If I wasn't single, I'd love VD!
How would your partner feel?
lol. :plus: for making the obvious joke.
I'm nothing, if not obvious.
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If I wasn't single, I'd love VD!
How would your partner feel?
lol. :plus: for making the obvious joke.
:plus: :plus: For the reasons you gave and the reason you gave for the reason.
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No matter what a crock of shit you think Valentines is... if you have a girlfriend or wife, you have to do something for it.
And if you're lucky, that "something" is the SO.
(Every so often, I'm reminded that I'm pretty low-maintenance. This is such a time. I didn't want to get anything on Valentines day, but off.)
Did you at least get off on Valentines?
She answered this.
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No matter what a crock of shit you think Valentines is... if you have a girlfriend or wife, you have to do something for it.
And if you're lucky, that "something" is the SO.
(Every so often, I'm reminded that I'm pretty low-maintenance. This is such a time. I didn't want to get anything on Valentines day, but off.)
Did you at least get off on Valentines?
She answered this.
:indeed:
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No matter what a crock of shit you think Valentines is... if you have a girlfriend or wife, you have to do something for it.
And if you're lucky, that "something" is the SO.
(Every so often, I'm reminded that I'm pretty low-maintenance. This is such a time. I didn't want to get anything on Valentines day, but off.)
Did you at least get off on Valentines?
She answered this.
I noticed the implication. Still got a post out of it anyways, even though it was obviously unnecessary to the thread. +1 ftw.
There was space for her to say if she got anything else, other than off as well (like chocolates, roses, etc.).
What do you all think of men who break up or fight with their SO around holidays like Valentines in order to get out of buying gifts? I have known a couple of guys who do this.
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No matter what a crock of shit you think Valentines is... if you have a girlfriend or wife, you have to do something for it.
And if you're lucky, that "something" is the SO.
(Every so often, I'm reminded that I'm pretty low-maintenance. This is such a time. I didn't want to get anything on Valentines day, but off.)
Did you at least get off on Valentines?
She answered this.
I noticed the implication. Still got a post out of it anyways, even though it was obviously unnecessary to the thread. +1 ftw.
There was space for her to say if she got anything else, other than off as well (like chocolates, roses, etc.).
What do you all think of men who break up or fight with their SO around holidays like Valentines in order to get out of buying gifts? I have known a couple of guys who do this.
To answer your quetsion about cheap guys: Laaaaame. Don't fight to prevent gift-giving. Just don't give the fucking gift and then fight about that, and maybe you'll reach some type of compromise.
To whether or not I got chocolates or roses: No. I don't really like getting flowers (noplace to put them, espeically seeing as the cat woudl attack them) and I don't like edible presents (I like to have more control over what food I have/eat). And I don't think of Vday as a "real" holiday anyway. Christmases and birthdays, and stuff like graudations, are about all that I'd want to give or get stuff on. Otherwise it seems excessive.
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To answer your quetsion about cheap guys: Laaaaame. Don't fight to prevent gift-giving. Just don't give the fucking gift and then fight about that, and maybe you'll reach some type of compromise.
To whether or not I got chocolates or roses: No. I don't really like getting flowers (noplace to put them, espeically seeing as the cat woudl attack them) and I don't like edible presents (I like to have more control over what food I have/eat). And I don't think of Vday as a "real" holiday anyway. Christmases and birthdays, and stuff like graudations, are about all that I'd want to give or get stuff on. Otherwise it seems excessive.
I agree that they are lame, to say the least. I would take it further than them just being cheap actually. When people give gifts they should be happy to give the gift and not give out of obligation.
Valentines is a hallmark holiday, I kind of expressed my belief in that earlier in the thread. It is basically meaningless and isn't spontaneous in the least. It is done out of obligation moreso than being inspired.
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Valentines is a hallmark holiday, I kind of expressed my belief in that earlier in the thread. It is basically meaningless and isn't spontaneous in the least. It is done out of obligation moreso than being inspired.
It predates hallmark.
Good damned day to wipe out your rivals too.
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Valentines is a hallmark holiday, I kind of expressed my belief in that earlier in the thread. It is basically meaningless and isn't spontaneous in the least. It is done out of obligation moreso than being inspired.
It predates hallmark.
Good damned day to wipe out your rivals too.
It is older as it is named after a "Saint" I guess. Still it is in that same spirit as hallmark holidays, just to fuel retail. Christmas is the same thing basically, other than when practiced by religious types. More materialism and consumerism otherwise.
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To whether or not I got chocolates or roses: No. I don't really like getting flowers (noplace to put them, espeically seeing as the cat woudl attack them) and I don't like edible presents (I like to have more control over what food I have/eat). And I don't think of Vday as a "real" holiday anyway. Christmases and birthdays, and stuff like graudations, are about all that I'd want to give or get stuff on. Otherwise it seems excessive.
Sex: Something for everyone. (asexuals too, haven't figured out how yet)