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Title: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: maldoror on February 11, 2008, 12:07:03 AM
Vote, slutcock.
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: vodz on February 11, 2008, 12:12:24 AM
That was a tough vote.  :toporly:
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: maldoror on February 11, 2008, 12:13:22 AM
You don't get to be included. I'm sorry. But, if you think anybody else should be on there, let me know.
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: Calandale on February 11, 2008, 12:21:34 AM
Wtf is Hadron doing on there?
He is just deluded.
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: Calandale on February 11, 2008, 12:23:39 AM
I vote pea. He's the only one who seems
to even try and make jokes out of the bunch.
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: vodz on February 11, 2008, 12:33:09 AM
You don't get to be included. I'm sorry. But, if you think anybody else should be on there, let me know.
Did I ask to be included?

I voted for you.
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: maldoror on February 11, 2008, 12:34:50 AM
No shit dude? Me too. We should get together sometime to talk about it.
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: vodz on February 11, 2008, 12:36:36 AM
I don't "get together" with filthy ancient aliens.
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: maldoror on February 11, 2008, 12:37:40 AM
You mean dirty Jews?
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: vodz on February 11, 2008, 12:38:42 AM
No, Jews I don't have any gripes with. Israelis I do.

LIBERATE PALESTINE!
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: maldoror on February 11, 2008, 12:41:22 AM
Hey... man... you can let it all out. The murderous jews can't hurt you here.

Next week, though, let's talk about returning Australia to the Aboriginals.
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: vodz on February 11, 2008, 12:53:16 AM
Hey... man... you can let it all out. The murderous jews can't hurt you here.

Next week, though, let's talk about returning Australia to the Aboriginals.

The area I live in has the highest number of holocaust survivors outside of Israel.

I would return Australia to the Aboriginal people (or Aborigines, not Aboriginals dumbfuck), but I don't think it would help.
The environment is fucked up beyond repair for them to go back to their traditional lifestyle.

Still, granting native title and restoring some land rights is a start, along with a soon-to-be-made official apology from the government for taking Aboriginal children from their families to integrate them into white society.
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: maldoror on February 11, 2008, 12:59:09 AM
Hey... man... you can let it all out. The murderous jews can't hurt you here.

Next week, though, let's talk about returning Australia to the Aboriginals.

The area I live in has the highest number of holocaust survivors outside of Israel.

Bravo!

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I would return Australia to the Aboriginal people (or Aborigines, not Aboriginals dumbfuck), but I don't think it would help.
The environment is fucked up beyond repair for them to go back to their traditional lifestyle.

THEY don't call themselves Aborigines or Aboriginals, I'm sure. I don't care to respect your stupid colloquialisms, sorry.

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Still, granting native title and restoring some land rights is a start, along with a soon-to-be-made official apology from the government for taking Aboriginal children from their families to integrate them into white society.

Excuses excuses. Get the fuck out of your own indigenous people exploiting country before you object to the existence of others.

I don't know where it came from that you called me out as a ancient alien. I can only figure that you saw somewhere that I referred to myself as a Jew, and that I have visited Israel. You claim that there is a distinction between Jews and "filthy ancient aliens," yet you didn't wait for me to make that distinction for myself.
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: vodz on February 11, 2008, 01:14:01 AM
Ok, the Aboriginal people from my home state Victoria are known as Coories.
Sadly they were almost wiped out by English colonials. I am not an English colonial.

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I would return Australia to the Aboriginal people (or Aborigines, not Aboriginals dumbfuck), but I don't think it would help.
The environment is fucked up beyond repair for them to go back to their traditional lifestyle.

THEY don't call themselves Aborigines or Aboriginals, I'm sure. I don't care to respect your stupid colloquialisms, sorry.


Just trying to educate you about the differences between nouns and adjectives.
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: maldoror on February 11, 2008, 01:15:44 AM
Just be careful who you accuse of being a "filthy ancient alien," thanks.
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: Calandale on February 11, 2008, 01:21:53 AM
Shut up both of you.
Right makes might.
The US is the right by
which Israel exists.

Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: vodz on February 11, 2008, 01:26:14 AM
Just be careful who you accuse of being a "filthy ancient alien," thanks.

I will accuse whomever I want with whatever transgression I want, thank you very much.

You are aptly able to defend yourself.
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 11, 2008, 02:15:47 AM
Hey... man... you can let it all out. The murderous jews can't hurt you here.

Next week, though, let's talk about returning Australia to the Aboriginals.

Hey we are saying "Sorry...about the stolen generation thing....our bad" only took 200 years
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: Calandale on February 11, 2008, 02:17:08 AM
Haven't done diddly squat here.
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: vodz on February 11, 2008, 02:20:42 AM
Haven't done diddly squat here.

They give your aborigines casino licenses :clap:
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 11, 2008, 02:24:29 AM
Vote, slutcock.

I dunno. Hadron is not a Jokester. Ahayes is not that funny. The only Jokesters in the poll is Malador and Pea. Different humour. Hard decision. Thinking Pea in preference. Will vote later.
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: Calandale on February 11, 2008, 02:26:03 AM
The bad duck makes funnies?

Pea sucks, but I didn't even notice
malador ever making jokes.

But, since he thinks haddy does....
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: richard on February 11, 2008, 08:58:58 AM
peaguy
Title: Re: The Lamest Jokester on Intensity Award®
Post by: Alex179 on February 11, 2008, 10:41:33 AM
No clue as my own sense of lame jokes are different most likely than what you consider lame.   I think my jokes are missed entirely most of the time, so I am pretty sure they could be considered lame to some.   While all of the contestants have told jokes, I find it difficult to see a clear winner in regards to lameness.