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Title: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: richard on February 09, 2008, 08:38:45 AM: look. i dont know what it is but men seem to stalking me, especially this doctor who i suspect has aspergers and lives with his mom. i mean its like cant you catch my disease about not liking you? apparently the extra appendages and elephant man syndrome i was born with arent enough factors for this aspie stalker to get the hint. leave me alone! i want to go to church with my lesbian crew in peace and when i tell people about the bonehead stalking me nobody believes me!
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: richard on February 09, 2008, 09:56:29 AM: stop calling the doctor bitch. you dont have aspergers you have fucking munchausens
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: The_P on February 09, 2008, 10:00:06 AM: Billy-no-mates is at it again.
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: richard on February 09, 2008, 10:01:27 AM: you look like ticker. own3nd
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Tristeza on February 09, 2008, 01:44:05 PM: Quote from: Nattefrost on February 09, 2008, 09:56:29 AM
stop calling the doctor bitch. you dont have aspergers you have fucking munchausens
Does she have lots of friends on WP??
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Soph on February 09, 2008, 05:28:26 PM: i have an aspie stalker sending me death threats :zoinks:
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Mr Smith on February 09, 2008, 06:14:15 PM: Oh gutted. Are you the person from WP with the weirdo from work stalking you, too? :(
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: richard on February 09, 2008, 06:19:23 PM: Quote from: Fruit and veggies with faces! on February 09, 2008, 06:14:15 PM
Oh gutted. Are you the person from WP with the weirdo from work stalking you, too? :(
uh, no?
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: richard on February 09, 2008, 06:23:06 PM: i was ticker when i made that post so probably :zoinks:
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Calandale on February 09, 2008, 07:22:03 PM: :zoinks: :lol:
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Tristeza on February 10, 2008, 12:13:07 PM: Quote from: Mephistopheles on February 09, 2008, 05:28:26 PM
i have an aspie stalker sending me death threats :zoinks:
I know it. I'm so sick of all the shit you're having to go through.

I get fed up with people like her throwing the word "stalker" around, like it makes them seem so cool. The real thing isn't very cute or funny.
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Soph on February 10, 2008, 01:48:50 PM: Quote from: Raskolnikovna on February 10, 2008, 12:13:07 PM
Quote from: Mephistopheles on February 09, 2008, 05:28:26 PM
i have an aspie stalker sending me death threats :zoinks:
I know it. I'm so sick of all the shit you're having to go through.

I get fed up with people like her throwing the word "stalker" around, like it makes them seem so cool. The real thing isn't very cute or funny.
exactly
it's not exactly cool to have some nutcase threatening to kill you - i have two kids living with me, not to mention a shitload of other problems that need sorting.

but i guess i've never been struck by lightening so my life isn't that bad
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Callaway on February 10, 2008, 01:51:29 PM: Quote from: Raskolnikovna on February 10, 2008, 12:13:07 PM
I get fed up with people like her throwing the word "stalker" around, like it makes them seem so cool. The real thing isn't very cute or funny.

:agreed:
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on February 10, 2008, 01:52:51 PM: I know of one way. It involves a double barreled shotgun though.
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Soph on February 10, 2008, 01:53:30 PM: stupid government won't let me have a gun :'(
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on February 10, 2008, 01:57:04 PM: A shovel may work too, you just have to be sneakier.
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on February 10, 2008, 02:04:02 PM: /me wishes the author of this thread would stop being paranoid.
That was a joke.

I see opportunity to trash all those who told me, while neglecting my feelings, saying I was fuckn retarded.

Bit of warning, sometimes people in love easily misinterpet things you say.
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: richard on February 10, 2008, 03:28:26 PM: why do people write in red on this board? do you think nobody will see it? :zoinks:
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Mr Smith on February 10, 2008, 05:59:48 PM: Quote from: Sunrise on February 09, 2008, 06:23:06 PM
i was ticker when i made that post so probably :zoinks:

Yep, thought you must be, sorry you have to put up with such annoyances... has the church guy left you alone yet?
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: richard on February 10, 2008, 06:04:24 PM: no he still stalking me. i cant even worship god in peace i am so afraid he might follow me home one day and try to have sex with me, im intersexd so it looks like a thing from another world down there
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: McGiver on February 10, 2008, 06:07:33 PM: kick them in the nuts and run.
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: richard on February 10, 2008, 06:08:54 PM: well i have nuts and know how much it hurts so i would never want to be kicked there
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: McGiver on February 10, 2008, 06:09:43 PM: Quote from: Sunrise on February 10, 2008, 06:08:54 PM
well i have nuts and know how much it hurts so i would never want to be kicked there
yes, but your monster cock acts as a buffer.
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: richard on February 10, 2008, 06:11:24 PM: indeed, i dont even know how i walk upright its so heavy. my pussy is located on my back if anyone was wondering
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: McGiver on February 10, 2008, 06:13:00 PM: Quote from: Sunrise on February 10, 2008, 06:11:24 PM
indeed, i dont even know how i walk upright its so heavy. my pussy is located on my back if anyone was wondering
i prefer your lips. they're pretty.
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Dexter Morgan on February 10, 2008, 06:39:36 PM: Quote from: Sunrise on February 09, 2008, 08:38:45 AM
look. i dont know what it is but men seem to stalking me, especially this doctor who i suspect has aspergers and lives with his mom. i mean its like cant you catch my disease about not liking you? apparently the extra appendages and elephant man syndrome i was born with arent enough factors for this aspie stalker to get the hint. leave me alone! i want to go to church with my lesbian crew in peace and when i tell people about the bonehead stalking me nobody believes me!

sorry for creeping you out :eyelash:
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Parts on February 10, 2008, 06:42:08 PM: Good old fashioned bear traps work wonders :zoinks:
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Callaway on February 10, 2008, 07:05:46 PM: Quote from: Sunrise on February 10, 2008, 03:28:26 PM
why do people write in red on this board? do you think nobody will see it? :zoinks:

If you write something with /me in front of it, it makes the text appear in red with your name and an asterisk in front of it, Richard.

I would type, for example:

/me has very long hair.

Then it would come out:
/me has very long hair.
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Calandale on February 10, 2008, 07:07:28 PM: Quote from: Mephistopheles on February 10, 2008, 01:53:30 PM
stupid government won't let me have a gun :'(

:tooledup:

Move to a free one.
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Soph on February 10, 2008, 07:08:47 PM: oh wow I never knew that lol

You have to type like a retard to do it though :laugh:
/me is a cheesy poof
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Calandale on February 10, 2008, 07:09:43 PM: /me plusses callaway for new info
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Soph on February 10, 2008, 07:10:25 PM: me also plusses callaway
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Soph on February 10, 2008, 07:10:35 PM: oops
/me also plusses callaway
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Soph on February 10, 2008, 07:11:52 PM: (http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7001/leprip4.gif)
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Calandale on February 10, 2008, 07:15:35 PM: Quote from: Mephistopheles on February 10, 2008, 07:10:25 PM
me also plusses callaway
/me thinks you suck at this
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Soph on February 10, 2008, 07:16:27 PM: Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 07:15:35 PM
Quote from: Mephistopheles on February 10, 2008, 07:10:25 PM
me also plusses callaway
/me thinks you suck at this
/me thinks Lucinda is leotarded :tard:
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Soph on February 10, 2008, 07:16:36 PM: /you are gay
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Callaway on February 10, 2008, 07:17:30 PM: Quote from: Mephistopheles on February 10, 2008, 07:16:36 PM
/you are gay

:lol:
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Calandale on February 10, 2008, 08:08:36 PM: Quote from: Mephistopheles on February 10, 2008, 07:16:27 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 07:15:35 PM
Quote from: Mephistopheles on February 10, 2008, 07:10:25 PM
me also plusses callaway
/me thinks you suck at this
/me thinks Lucinda is leotarded :tard:
/me asks /you to remove them
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Tristeza on February 10, 2008, 10:43:10 PM: Quote from: Mephistopheles on February 10, 2008, 01:48:50 PM
Quote from: Raskolnikovna on February 10, 2008, 12:13:07 PM
Quote from: Mephistopheles on February 09, 2008, 05:28:26 PM
i have an aspie stalker sending me death threats :zoinks:
I know it. I'm so sick of all the shit you're having to go through.

I get fed up with people like her throwing the word "stalker" around, like it makes them seem so cool. The real thing isn't very cute or funny.
exactly
it's not exactly cool to have some nutcase threatening to kill you - i have two kids living with me, not to mention a shitload of other problems that need sorting.

but i guess i've never been struck by lightening so my life isn't that bad
:lol: :plus:
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Alex179 on February 10, 2008, 11:17:50 PM: /me calls <target> a homersexual.
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Soph on February 11, 2008, 03:55:38 AM: /me suspects Alex179 is a homersexual
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Calandale on February 11, 2008, 03:56:40 AM: /me is stalking y'all
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Soph on February 11, 2008, 04:00:11 AM: /me thinks Lucinda needs to get laid
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Calandale on February 11, 2008, 04:03:15 AM: /me is a hairless tarsier now
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: richard on February 11, 2008, 09:30:39 AM: *if you are reading this it was ment to be in black text :laugh:
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Alex179 on February 11, 2008, 10:23:27 AM: Quote from: Alex179 on February 10, 2008, 11:17:50 PM
/me calls <target> a homersexual.
/me wonders why there is no targetting system like FFXI.

In FFXI emotes went like this: /em pisses all over <target>'s face. That would say: Alex179 pisses all over (whoever I had targetted)'s face.
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Osensitive1 on June 20, 2011, 09:13:58 PM: Quote from: Soph on February 10, 2008, 01:53:30 PM
stupid government won't let me have a gun :'(
:laugh:
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Squidusa on June 21, 2011, 05:44:23 AM: I was going to ask why this was bumped , but then again I have been bumping razorbeards threads so can't talk really. :tard:

Oh and I gheyed you Jack to bring your karma back to zero. :)
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Parts on June 21, 2011, 07:38:27 AM: >:D
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: eris on June 21, 2011, 07:48:50 AM: IDK, keep looking them in the eyes and sit really close to them ?

thats a good way to get rid of me
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Osensitive1 on June 21, 2011, 04:42:11 PM: Quote from: Squidette on June 21, 2011, 05:44:23 AM
I was going to ask why this was bumped , but then again I have been bumping razorbeards threads so can't talk really. :tard:

Oh and I gheyed you Jack to bring your karma back to zero. :)
Saw a guest viewing it and posted it in the snooping thread because the title was funny considering recent events; bumped it because Heinrich's old view on guns was even funnier and felt laughing at it was bump worthy.

And thanks.
Title: Re: how do you get rid of an aspie stalker
Post by: Squidusa on June 21, 2011, 07:18:29 PM: Quote from: Jack on June 21, 2011, 04:42:11 PM
Quote from: Squidette on June 21, 2011, 05:44:23 AM
I was going to ask why this was bumped , but then again I have been bumping razorbeards threads so can't talk really. :tard:

Oh and I gheyed you Jack to bring your karma back to zero. :)
Saw a guest viewing it and posted it in the snooping thread because the title was funny considering recent events; bumped it because Heinrich's old view on guns was even funnier and felt laughing at it was bump worthy.

And thanks.
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Fair enough :laugh: