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Title: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: Calandale on February 06, 2008, 04:48:17 AM: Well?
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: vodz on February 06, 2008, 05:11:15 AM: Do drugs count?
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: Calandale on February 06, 2008, 05:13:54 AM: Animate ones do NOT.
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Post by: vodz on February 06, 2008, 05:20:46 AM: I see... so if my cigarette screams I guess not.
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Post by: GalileoAce on February 06, 2008, 07:38:17 AM: Yes.
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: Parts on February 06, 2008, 10:22:12 AM: No but they are conspiring to :hide:
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Post by: Silk on February 06, 2008, 12:31:43 PM: The walls won't stop hittiing me.
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: Phlexor on February 07, 2008, 08:14:48 AM: Yes, things tend to leap off shelves and attack my person every now and again.

That or I have way too much shit in this house.
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: odeon on February 07, 2008, 08:33:04 AM: Yes. :hide:
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Post by: Lucifer on February 07, 2008, 09:03:46 AM: definitely. again, especially when i have PMS - things leap out at me, for no apparent reason.

:(
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on February 07, 2008, 04:12:41 PM: yes
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: odeon on February 07, 2008, 04:19:33 PM: Of course, I sometimes attack them to make sure that they won't be in a condition to attack me.
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: Lucifer on February 07, 2008, 04:25:01 PM: Quote from: odeon on February 07, 2008, 04:19:33 PM
Of course, I sometimes attack them to make sure that they won't be in a condition to attack me.

nutter.
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: odeon on February 07, 2008, 04:34:47 PM: If Bush can do it, I can! :zoinks:
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: Lucifer on February 07, 2008, 04:38:54 PM: Quote from: odeon on February 07, 2008, 04:34:47 PM
If Bush can do it, I can! :zoinks:

if you become president of the US, i'll never sleep with you again!
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: Soph on February 07, 2008, 04:44:22 PM: This rarely happens to me.
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: odeon on February 07, 2008, 04:45:00 PM: Quote from: Lucifer on February 07, 2008, 04:38:54 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 07, 2008, 04:34:47 PM
If Bush can do it, I can! :zoinks:

if you become president of the US, i'll never sleep with you again!

I'll give Hillary my blessings, then.
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: Lucifer on February 07, 2008, 04:45:56 PM: Quote from: odeon on February 07, 2008, 04:45:00 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on February 07, 2008, 04:38:54 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 07, 2008, 04:34:47 PM
If Bush can do it, I can! :zoinks:

if you become president of the US, i'll never sleep with you again!

I'll give Hillary my blessings, then.

:-*

(phew!)

:heart:
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: duncvis on February 07, 2008, 04:47:06 PM: Inanimate objects frequently take a dislike to me. set of cunts.
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: GalileoAce on February 07, 2008, 06:44:13 PM: Quote from: odeon on February 07, 2008, 08:33:04 AM
Yes. :hide:

Wouldn't it be prudent to avoid being under chairs if inanimate objects attack you?
;)
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: purposefulinsanity on February 07, 2008, 06:48:52 PM: Quote from: 鴉片 on February 06, 2008, 04:48:17 AM
Well?

I've had a fair few cooking dishes commit suicide on me recently- now you've got me wondering if they were trying to take me out too. :o
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: odeon on February 08, 2008, 01:54:48 AM: Quote from: Sputtleshines on February 07, 2008, 06:44:13 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 07, 2008, 08:33:04 AM
Yes. :hide:

Wouldn't it be prudent to avoid being under chairs if inanimate objects attack you?
;)

:laugh: :plus:
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: Phlexor on February 08, 2008, 06:49:06 AM: Quote from: Sputtleshines on February 07, 2008, 06:44:13 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 07, 2008, 08:33:04 AM
Yes. :hide:

Wouldn't it be prudent to avoid being under chairs if inanimate objects attack you?
;)

How else is one then able to fend them off.

Perhaps a pre-emptive round of gluing all you objects of consumer emptiness down is in order.
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: richard on February 08, 2008, 07:29:43 PM: no everything pretty much stays where it is :eyelash:
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Post by: Soph on February 08, 2008, 07:32:20 PM: stupid door hit my arm today
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Post by: Phlexor on February 09, 2008, 07:41:01 AM: Quote from: Mephistopheles on February 08, 2008, 07:32:20 PM
stupid door hit my arm today

It's just doing it to get some attention.
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: vodz on February 09, 2008, 07:42:20 AM: I have one:

Peaguy!

:LMAO:
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Post by: The_P on February 09, 2008, 09:08:53 AM: Quote from: Dr. Vodka on February 09, 2008, 07:42:20 AM
I have one:

Peaguy!

:LMAO:

:yawn:
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: Gluey on February 10, 2008, 02:44:55 AM: If you play home alone 2 on Super Nintendo that is possible.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=vhqDN-KRHnU
Title: Re: Do inanimate objects attack you?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 09, 2010, 04:55:27 AM: Quote from: odeon on February 07, 2008, 04:19:33 PM
Of course, I sometimes attack them to make sure that they won't be in a condition to attack me.

Ah yes, the pre-emptive strike! :viking: