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Title: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Tesla on February 03, 2008, 06:31:39 PM
http://www3.telus.net/camilleallen/camilleallen/id17.htm

I wanna get one, put it into a mason jar, throw in a little water, and keep it on the mantel above the fireplace.
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Calandale on February 03, 2008, 06:34:18 PM
Rather a real one.
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Parts on February 03, 2008, 06:35:52 PM
You could tell people it was your first kid who didn't make it but you couldn't bear parting with :o
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Tesla on February 03, 2008, 06:38:53 PM
I think I'd like to never talk about it...  as though it's something to painful to discuss.  "What?  Oh, that...  nothing.  I don't want to talk about that now."
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Pyraxis on February 03, 2008, 06:51:38 PM
 :laugh: You guys have a sick sense of humor.
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Parts on February 03, 2008, 07:26:43 PM
Ever see this? http://www.traipse.com/thing_in_a_jar/index.html
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Tesla on February 03, 2008, 07:55:58 PM
 :lol:  "Does it go well with Pasta?"
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Calandale on February 03, 2008, 08:54:34 PM
Actually had a friend who stole*
a brain in a jar. Some asshole
threw it out the window though.

*Stole being kinda a strong term,
though technically correct. A bit of B&E
into sections of campus which were being
demolished. Everything in them was getting
trashed.
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Callaway on February 04, 2008, 12:56:54 AM
http://www3.telus.net/camilleallen/camilleallen/id17.htm

I wanna get one, put it into a mason jar, throw in a little water, and keep it on the mantel above the fireplace.

They look so realistic, but tiny.

If you are willing to take one of her three mass-produced babies, you can get one for $99 or $119.

http://www.camilleallen.com/shoppingcart/

This one's $119:

(http://www.camilleallen.com/shoppingcart/images/Bel300pix.jpg)

These are $99:

(http://www.camilleallen.com/shoppingcart/images/Che300pix.jpg)

(http://www.camilleallen.com/shoppingcart/images/Swe300pix.jpg)
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Callaway on February 04, 2008, 12:57:27 AM
Ever see this? http://www.traipse.com/thing_in_a_jar/index.html

That is funny.
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: vodz on February 05, 2008, 12:30:44 AM
Bit late for christmas wishlists fag.
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Phlexor on February 05, 2008, 01:04:14 AM
Bit late for christmas wishlists fag.

You do know they have a christmas EVERY year these day right?
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: vodz on February 05, 2008, 03:03:36 AM
Bit late for christmas wishlists fag.

You do know they have a christmas EVERY year these day right?

Ok well seeing as all I think about is what other people should be buying me in about a year's time, I want my very own mirror-ball to salute!
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Phlexor on February 05, 2008, 03:48:13 AM
Do you take commands from mirror balls? Are they your masters?
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: vodz on February 05, 2008, 04:04:15 AM
No. I wasn't actually saluting the mirror ball, I was saluting the camera.
Therefore, I am saluting the viewer, i.e. YOU.

Think I'm gonna take orders from you? Fuck off kaarrrrrrrrnt!
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Phlexor on February 05, 2008, 04:08:08 AM
you can go lick BOTH my mirror balls, in my mirror ball sack

Its the rod you have to obey.

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Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: vodz on February 05, 2008, 04:50:25 AM
you can go lick BOTH my mirror balls, in my mirror ball sack


...which brings me to the funniest thing I've ever seen on TV:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoOxSU9nM0E
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Calandale on February 05, 2008, 04:59:59 AM
I HATE when that shit happens.
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Phlexor on February 05, 2008, 06:41:18 AM
Yup, love that Might Boosh, twas what I was thinking of at the time.  :green:
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Calandale on February 05, 2008, 05:03:56 PM
Reminds me of Dunc, somehow.
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: duncvis on February 07, 2008, 05:30:30 AM
maybe cos I keep choosing Boosh characters as identities?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: purposefulinsanity on February 07, 2008, 07:39:29 AM
maybe cos I keep choosing Boosh characters as identities?  :zoinks:

Mighty boosh??  Never heard of them.
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Calandale on February 08, 2008, 07:59:25 AM
http://www.datamancer.net/steampunklaptop/steampunklaptop.htm

I want.
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: McGiver on February 08, 2008, 08:16:13 AM
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:D6ApI4Nm06t3TM:http://ecx.images-)

i want this so that i can make sweet lesbian love with soph.
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Calandale on February 08, 2008, 08:26:36 AM
She's male.
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: McGiver on February 08, 2008, 08:30:07 AM
She's male.
then instead of ass and vagina we will have to use ass to ass.
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Calandale on February 08, 2008, 09:20:58 AM
No. She has a vagina.
She's just not a lesbian.

Kinda like you saying you are.
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Parts on February 10, 2008, 10:15:45 AM
http://www.datamancer.net/steampunklaptop/steampunklaptop.htm

I want.

I think it would fit you very well :clap:
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: vodz on February 10, 2008, 10:18:02 AM
No. She has a vagina*.
She's just not a lesbian.

Kinda like you saying you are.

*man-gina

Another Boosh-ism ;D
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: purposefulinsanity on February 10, 2008, 10:20:31 AM
The mighty boosh didn't come up with mangina (although they do use it)- they did however come up with shenis  :laugh:
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: vodz on February 10, 2008, 10:23:22 AM
The mighty boosh didn't come up with mangina (although they do use it)- they did however come up with shenis  :laugh:

Which season/episode? I don't recall this 'shenis'.
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: purposefulinsanity on February 10, 2008, 10:24:28 AM
The mighty boosh didn't come up with mangina (although they do use it)- they did however come up with shenis  :laugh:

Which season/episode? I don't recall this 'shenis'.

The live Dvd:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Mighty-Boosh-Live/dp/B000I5XNBK/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=gateway&qid=1202660647&sr=8-1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Mighty-Boosh-Live/dp/B000I5XNBK/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=gateway&qid=1202660647&sr=8-1)
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on February 10, 2008, 01:05:50 PM
I thought it was a naked woman doll.

You throw it in water, get her wet, and then fuck it by the fireplace. :laugh:
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on February 10, 2008, 01:40:42 PM
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:D6ApI4Nm06t3TM:http://ecx.images-)

i want this so that i can make sweet lesbian love with soph.

It's a gender changer for humans!
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: McGiver on February 10, 2008, 04:57:18 PM
I thought it was a naked woman doll.

You throw it in water, get her wet, and then fuck it by the fireplace. :laugh:
don't forget the chemical log.
Title: Re: I found the Christmas present I want
Post by: Phlexor on February 10, 2008, 11:23:39 PM
No. She has a vagina*.
She's just not a lesbian.

Kinda like you saying you are.

*man-gina

Another Boosh-ism ;D

I was watching this first season episode of Stargate SG-1 just the other day called Fire and Water (http://www.gateworld.net/sg1/s1/112.shtml). And all I could think about was the Boosh episode "The Legend of Old Gregg".