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Title: The big clique
Post by: Parts on January 19, 2008, 03:44:38 PM
The big clique or is it just a big clit?
Seems ridiculous to me with an emphasis on the dick
 :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:


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Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: nirrti on January 19, 2008, 04:03:23 PM
Hey!  Where's the pubic hair?  Are you trying to post child porn here?   Officer, arrest him !   :police:
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Calandale on January 19, 2008, 04:13:05 PM
 :police:

I see sum butt fuzz.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: ozymandias on January 19, 2008, 04:13:48 PM
Time for the Brain Bleach again!   ::)
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Parts on January 19, 2008, 04:29:03 PM
Time for the Brain Bleach again!   ::)
Want a hit :laugh:


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Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: ozymandias on January 19, 2008, 05:05:19 PM
Time for the Brain Bleach again!   ::)
Want a hit :laugh:


Muchas Gracias, Senor!  My supply has been running low!   :P
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: vodz on January 19, 2008, 09:52:55 PM
Are you sure it's not just a tiny dick?
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: ozymandias on January 19, 2008, 09:58:55 PM
Are you sure it's not just a tiny dick?

I saw some porn clips of the female wrestler known as "Chyna" and she had a clit that was just like that.  Very weird!!
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Alex179 on January 19, 2008, 10:04:21 PM
That is scary.

The professional wrestler Chyna is also scary lol.   She looked so much more mannish before the plastic surgery to her/it's face.   I think it used to be a man but had tons of surgery and hormones to be somewhat female.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: ozymandias on January 19, 2008, 10:28:05 PM
That is scary.

The professional wrestler Chyna is also scary lol.   She looked so much more mannish before the plastic surgery to her/it's face.   I think it used to be a man but had tons of surgery and hormones to be somewhat female.

Actually she is 100% female, but she is/was a body builder, and I'm sure she's done steroids.  She's definitely had boob implants according to her biography.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: vodz on January 19, 2008, 10:52:50 PM
Tall, 'manly' females are the result of heightened levels of testosterone. This may occur naturally or as the result of steroids or hormone therapy. Other effects are small breasts and a big clit.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 19, 2008, 11:28:43 PM
Joanie Laurer (?) I remember seeing her on a playboy cover in a news agency years ago and I opened it up and called my (ex)wife over to check it out. (I did that another time too seeing Farrah Fawcett on the cover.) She actually did not look too bad or frightening.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: ozymandias on January 20, 2008, 07:28:51 AM
Joanie Laurer (?) I remember seeing her on a playboy cover in a news agency years ago and I opened it up and called my (ex)wife over to check it out. (I did that another time too seeing Farrah Fawcett on the cover.) She actually did not look too bad or frightening.

Yep, thats the one.  I agree, she's pretty decent looking. 
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Parts on January 20, 2008, 07:57:16 AM
Joanie Laurer (?) I remember seeing her on a playboy cover in a news agency years ago and I opened it up and called my (ex)wife over to check it out. (I did that another time too seeing Farrah Fawcett on the cover.) She actually did not look too bad or frightening.

Yep, thats the one.  I agree, she's pretty decent looking. 

Till you find out she has a mini dick
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: ozymandias on January 20, 2008, 08:32:34 AM
Joanie Laurer (?) I remember seeing her on a playboy cover in a news agency years ago and I opened it up and called my (ex)wife over to check it out. (I did that another time too seeing Farrah Fawcett on the cover.) She actually did not look too bad or frightening.

Yep, thats the one.  I agree, she's pretty decent looking. 

Till you find out she has a mini dick

Not that I'm ever going to find out.   :laugh:  I'v seen her on a few pseudo-celebrity reality shows  (The latest "celebrity rehab with Dr. Drew" on VH1) and she is one  big drama queen and attention whore.   ::) 
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 20, 2008, 01:14:34 PM
Joanie Laurer (?) I remember seeing her on a playboy cover in a news agency years ago and I opened it up and called my (ex)wife over to check it out. (I did that another time too seeing Farrah Fawcett on the cover.) She actually did not look too bad or frightening.

Yep, thats the one.  I agree, she's pretty decent looking. 

Till you find out she has a mini dick


Yes that would freak me the hell out too.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Lemon Aguilera on January 20, 2008, 01:24:48 PM
seems like one of those peeps who have in the middle genitals. you know, tiny penis, big clit... either way people see fault. poor peeps. but they're probbo hot cuz they are so androgynous.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Parts on January 20, 2008, 02:28:40 PM
Wonder if it's  prehensile like a monkeys tail :P
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Dexter Morgan on January 21, 2008, 03:30:50 AM
Jamie Lee Curtis is like this as well
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Gluey on January 25, 2008, 02:06:19 AM
It looks like a tiny dick in a tiny clit.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 25, 2008, 04:35:48 AM
Does that say terrible things about me that I think both Joanie Laura and Jamie Lee Curtis are pretty hot?
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Phlexor on January 25, 2008, 04:41:42 AM
Maybe you just like freaks of nature
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Gluey on January 25, 2008, 11:37:03 PM
it's a cunt! Just like me. Right Kid A?
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Parts on January 26, 2008, 05:26:39 AM
Jamie Lee Curtis is like this as well

I would care if she had a mini dick she has been in my thoughts since high school
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Callaway on January 26, 2008, 05:49:58 AM
Jamie Lee Curtis is like this as well

I would care if she had a mini dick she has been in my thoughts since high school

Only her doctors and her parents know for sure.

 ;)

http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/jamie.asp
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: ozymandias on January 26, 2008, 07:23:00 AM
Jamie Lee Curtis is like this as well

I would care if she had a mini dick she has been in my thoughts since high school

Oh yeah, me too.   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Phlexor on January 26, 2008, 08:22:31 AM
At least you wouldnt have trouble finding the clit, so its win-win I guess.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 26, 2008, 08:42:22 AM
There is that I guess
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: ozymandias on January 26, 2008, 10:53:14 AM
Good point.   :laugh:
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Calandale on January 26, 2008, 01:59:36 PM
Looks so easy to hurt though.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: renaeden on January 26, 2008, 10:21:10 PM
Jamie Lee Curtis is like this as well

I would care if she had a mini dick she has been in my thoughts since high school

Only her doctors and her parents know for sure.

 ;)

http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/jamie.asp
I found this on the same site. About the band Five for Fighting (always disliked them anyway) and autism research. I have known about this for a while, it may be old news to some of you.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/charity/whatkind.asp
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Mr Smith on January 27, 2008, 02:44:36 AM
I've heard stories of these... poor people :(

Quote
Insert Quote
It looks like a tiny dick in a tiny clit.

It looks like a Dick with clits for dog ears?
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Soph on January 27, 2008, 12:25:02 PM
(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4782/4125zh3.gif)

I don't think it should matter what sex they are
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Callaway on January 27, 2008, 12:30:19 PM
(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4782/4125zh3.gif)

I don't think it should matter what sex they are


 :agreed:

Try : FM : without the spaces.

:FM:
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Soph on January 27, 2008, 12:31:32 PM
Thanks  :police:

 :FM: :kinanna:
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Calandale on January 27, 2008, 12:55:09 PM
Wish we could add gender options
easily.  :(
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Soph on January 27, 2008, 12:56:05 PM
I'm just glad I'm not forced to fill in the gender thing like they do on wp  :laugh:
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Callaway on January 27, 2008, 03:57:16 PM
I'm just glad I'm not forced to fill in the gender thing like they do on wp  :laugh:

 :agreed:

I didn't fill it in here for a long time.  What difference should it make to anyone whether someone is a man or a woman?
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Soph on January 27, 2008, 04:01:51 PM
It shouldn't make any difference at all
But it does to most people unfortunately  ???

There are also practical reasons for allowing people to not fill in the gender one on sites that big - I got guys messaging me just ebcause they'd seen "Female" in the thing. Whereas what can you do to take that awaY? The only other option is to put "Male" but then I'd be accused of lying  :laugh:

As far as I'm concerned, it's no one's business but mine, especially on the internet
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Calandale on January 27, 2008, 05:03:39 PM
I message you because of your female thing.  :laugh:
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Callaway on January 27, 2008, 05:06:33 PM
It shouldn't make any difference at all
But it does to most people unfortunately  ???

There are also practical reasons for allowing people to not fill in the gender one on sites that big - I got guys messaging me just ebcause they'd seen "Female" in the thing. Whereas what can you do to take that awaY? The only other option is to put "Male" but then I'd be accused of lying  :laugh:

As far as I'm concerned, it's no one's business but mine, especially on the internet

I know. There was this creepy guy on WP that did that to several women, just because they checked the Female box.

Then he was abusive to them when they asked him to leave them alone.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Calandale on January 27, 2008, 05:08:49 PM
Not the same one as was here?
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Soph on January 27, 2008, 05:09:16 PM
I got sick of people on there who knew nothing about me, making assumptions about me after reading one post, just because of the sex in the profile. When 90% of the time, their assumptions were completely wrong.

I get that IRL, I don't want it on the fucking internet as well

Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Calandale on January 27, 2008, 05:12:30 PM
so..uhm...wanna cyber?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Soph on January 27, 2008, 05:14:26 PM
I'm going to say no because of your male thing  :zoinks:
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Calandale on January 27, 2008, 05:28:29 PM
What if I hide it in my arse?
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Soph on January 27, 2008, 05:29:00 PM
No thanks  :toporly:
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Calandale on January 27, 2008, 05:29:42 PM
In yours?
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Soph on January 27, 2008, 05:30:13 PM
Someone else's  :indeed:
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Calandale on January 27, 2008, 05:37:08 PM
So, you'll cyber with me,
if I'm in someone else's rear?
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Soph on January 27, 2008, 05:39:48 PM
 :headslap:

No  :laugh:
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Calandale on January 27, 2008, 05:40:32 PM
 :'(


Why do you hate me?
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: DirtDawg on January 27, 2008, 05:47:28 PM
(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4782/4125zh3.gif)

I don't think it should matter what sex they are


Oh, but it does. All fruits are the fertilized female parts of a plant.

Plants which do not produce bi-sexual flowers, in other words there are female and male plants, are not unique, but the males never bear fruit. Only the females bear fruit and the fruit contains fertilized "seeds," usually. The seeds may not be viable in the case of hybridizing or self fertilization (think about so-called  "seedless" watermelon), but they are there.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Mr Smith on January 27, 2008, 07:01:57 PM
(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4782/4125zh3.gif)

I don't think it should matter what sex they are


Oh, but it does. All fruits are the fertilized female parts of a plant.

Plants which do not produce bi-sexual flowers, in other words there are female and male plants, are not unique, but the males never bear fruit. Only the females bear fruit and the fruit contains fertilized "seeds," usually. The seeds may not be viable in the case of hybridizing or self fertilization (think about so-called  "seedless" watermelon), but they are there.

We aren't plants though. Quite a big difference :p
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Soph on January 27, 2008, 07:04:27 PM
Yeah I'm no plant  :P

  :sheep: :bunny:

Although once in college they made us fill in this really lame thing, and I came out as a plant
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Calandale on January 27, 2008, 07:04:41 PM
Speak for yourself. I'm a vegetable.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Soph on January 27, 2008, 07:05:52 PM
I'm a pineapple in disguise  :branna:
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: DirtDawg on January 27, 2008, 07:16:48 PM

I don't get it.

I see fruits and vegetables, fuck-dancing and horny-happy.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Soph on January 27, 2008, 07:22:53 PM
There are fruits and vegetables, yeah

But then take the tomato for example

It is still a fruit, but some people think it is a vegetable

And other people don't know what the fuck it is

But is it any of their business whether that tomato is a fruit or a vegetable or anything in between?

Unless they're going to eat it, I say no

But even if they want to eat it, that tomato might not consent to being eaten

In which case, it is still nobody else's business whether that tomato is a fruit or a vegetable

It doesn't matter whether it's a fruit or a vegetable, unless you're going to eat it

Incidentally, this tomato looks like a boy to me, albeit a gay one:  (http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/1388/2181wi5.gif)
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Calandale on January 27, 2008, 07:24:54 PM
You can eat me,
you know.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: DirtDawg on January 28, 2008, 01:11:14 AM
There are fruits and vegetables, yeah

But then take the tomato for example

It is still a fruit, but some people think it is a vegetable

And other people don't know what the fuck it is

But is it any of their business whether that tomato is a fruit or a vegetable or anything in between?

Unless they're going to eat it, I say no

But even if they want to eat it, that tomato might not consent to being eaten

In which case, it is still nobody else's business whether that tomato is a fruit or a vegetable

It doesn't matter whether it's a fruit or a vegetable, unless you're going to eat it

Incidentally, this tomato looks like a boy to me, albeit a gay one:  (http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/1388/2181wi5.gif)

Some girls are like that. Some even look like boys dressed up as girls.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Calandale on January 28, 2008, 01:20:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeNTZzf_BKI&feature=related

Looking for a good version.  :-\

I give up, now that I KNOW what
they are, I can hear the difference
even on the studio version.  :grrr:


see http://www.keno.org/classic_rock/misheard_rock_lyrics.htm
for funnies.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: zaftig on January 28, 2008, 03:06:57 AM
Boyish girls are hot.  :orly:
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Calandale on January 28, 2008, 03:09:22 AM
 :indeed:

What about girlish boys?
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Phlexor on January 28, 2008, 03:10:32 AM
:indeed:

What about girlish boys?

Isnt that a Japanese thing?
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: zaftig on January 28, 2008, 03:12:39 AM
Not hot, but cute.  And only if they're gay.

Especially the overtly effiminate ones. 
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Calandale on January 28, 2008, 03:15:24 AM
:indeed:

What about girlish boys?

Isnt that a Japanese thing?

Well, the Japanese do like bowie.  :zoinks:

Not hot, but cute.  And only if they're gay.

Especially the overtly effiminate ones. 

Bah, gay spoils it somewhat.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: zaftig on January 28, 2008, 03:21:08 AM
Gay is a bonus ^^

(http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/9088/girlymengc9.jpg)

Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Calandale on January 28, 2008, 03:23:34 AM
Too expected.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: zaftig on January 28, 2008, 03:35:28 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/gaylife/1/0/w/5/newyorkgaypride45.jpg)

Now THAT is cute.

I weren't a lesbian, I would have liked to be a gay man.  For the drama.

Or maybe I've been watching too much Queer As Folk.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Calandale on January 28, 2008, 03:43:13 AM
I think I'm happy as I am.
Somewhat ambiguous,
with more drama than
ANYONE.

The violent fop.
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: richard on January 28, 2008, 02:06:45 PM
thats settles it then, woman did come out of mans ribs! :laugh:
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Soph on January 28, 2008, 02:09:06 PM
There are fruits and vegetables, yeah

But then take the tomato for example

It is still a fruit, but some people think it is a vegetable

And other people don't know what the fuck it is

But is it any of their business whether that tomato is a fruit or a vegetable or anything in between?

Unless they're going to eat it, I say no

But even if they want to eat it, that tomato might not consent to being eaten

In which case, it is still nobody else's business whether that tomato is a fruit or a vegetable

It doesn't matter whether it's a fruit or a vegetable, unless you're going to eat it

Incidentally, this tomato looks like a boy to me, albeit a gay one:  (http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/1388/2181wi5.gif)

Some girls are like that. Some even look like boys dressed up as girls.
Maybe it's a transvegetable.  :toporly:
Title: Re: The big clique
Post by: Calandale on January 28, 2008, 04:53:56 PM
I'd root it.