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Title: Mexican standoff
Post by: maldoror on January 18, 2008, 09:48:13 PM
Does a Mexican standoff (multiple people aiming guns at each other) ever actually occur outside of movies? Is it really feasible that it would actually be safer to NOT fire your gun at the person who is aiming his gun at you?
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: vodz on January 18, 2008, 09:52:41 PM
I think it's more like (a) aims at (b), (b) aims at (c), (c) aims at (a).
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: Calandale on January 18, 2008, 09:52:58 PM
Yes. They happen. Usually when people
AREN'T sure that they want to start firing.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: Parts on January 18, 2008, 09:58:47 PM
As for not shooting at the person pointing a gun at you I think thats all about reflex time and just how big your balls are
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: maldoror on January 19, 2008, 12:55:21 AM
Yes. They happen. Usually when people
AREN'T sure that they want to start firing.


That could be complete bullshit for all I know.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: Calandale on January 19, 2008, 01:12:57 AM
Yes. They happen. Usually when people
AREN'T sure that they want to start firing.


That could be complete bullshit for all I know.

Indeed? Think about police. Not every engagement
with an armed foe ends in a shoot-out.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: maldoror on January 19, 2008, 01:15:00 AM
Yes. They happen. Usually when people
AREN'T sure that they want to start firing.


That could be complete bullshit for all I know.

Indeed? Think about police. Not every engagement
with an armed foe ends in a shoot-out.

Indeed? Think about a douchebag. Got a good mental picture? good, that's you.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: Calandale on January 19, 2008, 01:15:48 AM
Yes. They happen. Usually when people
AREN'T sure that they want to start firing.


That could be complete bullshit for all I know.

Indeed? Think about police. Not every engagement
with an armed foe ends in a shoot-out.

Indeed? Think about a douchebag. Got a good mental picture? good, that's you.

Ah, the cleverness of the infantile, when faced with reason. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: maldoror on January 19, 2008, 01:17:44 AM
Indeed? Well lets go back to thinking. Let's think about whether police really give a shit about shooting people. And then lets shut our fucking mouth and stop acting like we know everything.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: Calandale on January 19, 2008, 01:19:34 AM
Indeed? Well lets go back to thinking. Let's think about whether police really give a shit about shooting people. And then lets shut our fucking mouth and stop acting like we know everything.

They do give a shit. It means filing annoying extra paperwork,
if nothing else.

Just because you couldn't think up the obvious answer
all by yourself, doesn't mean that you need to be such
an ass.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: maldoror on January 19, 2008, 01:20:40 AM
noodles for free.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 19, 2008, 05:04:58 AM
Yes. They happen. Usually when people
AREN'T sure that they want to start firing.


That could be complete bullshit for all I know.

Indeed? Think about police. Not every engagement
with an armed foe ends in a shoot-out.

Indeed? Think about a douchebag. Got a good mental picture? good, that's you.

Fuck! That was a wee bit harsh. Weren't you asking for opinions Malador?
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: maldoror on January 19, 2008, 11:32:53 AM
Yes. They happen. Usually when people
AREN'T sure that they want to start firing.


That could be complete bullshit for all I know.

Indeed? Think about police. Not every engagement
with an armed foe ends in a shoot-out.

Indeed? Think about a douchebag. Got a good mental picture? good, that's you.

Fuck! That was a wee bit harsh. Weren't you asking for opinions Malador?

Sir_Fred_Patternston, lick my balls.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: Calandale on January 19, 2008, 01:02:11 PM
Sounds like someone's got a bit of a crush.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: Alex179 on January 19, 2008, 08:38:22 PM
He requested that you lick his balls, good sir.    What is your response on the matter?   I suggest you fake like you are going to then punch them like a speed bag.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 19, 2008, 09:19:24 PM
Yes. They happen. Usually when people
AREN'T sure that they want to start firing.


That could be complete bullshit for all I know.

Indeed? Think about police. Not every engagement
with an armed foe ends in a shoot-out.

Indeed? Think about a douchebag. Got a good mental picture? good, that's you.

Fuck! That was a wee bit harsh. Weren't you asking for opinions Malador?

Sir_Fred_Patternston, lick my balls.

I don't into that play. I am assuming to suggest it you have your own "regular" hook ups for that kind of gay sex. Mind you, just because I like you, if I find out about anyone online, single, gay male and American, I will go out of my way to explain, "You are gay and single great! Question is can you give good head? If so my good friend Malador is the person you are looking for I will arrange a hook up " .
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: Alex179 on January 19, 2008, 09:26:48 PM
Ah, the ever famous "I know you are, but what am I"  type of response.  Those never get old.  Of course you aren't gay, but he is.   After all, he put your dick in his mouth, right?   

Do you run into many homosexuals propositioning you for sex on teh internets?   How kind of you to deflect said advancements towards Maldoror, in order to satiate his desire for man meat.   Where the hell is Milla to approve of all of this gay sex talk?
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: vodz on January 19, 2008, 09:29:53 PM
He requested that you lick his balls, good sir.    What is your response on the matter?   I suggest you fake like you are going to then punch them like a speed bag.

"Buddubba-buddubba-buddubba-buddubba-buddubba...."
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 19, 2008, 09:37:51 PM
After all, he put your dick in his mouth, right?   

He did? I don't remember. Was I asleep at the time? What a little pervert. 

Do you run into many homosexuals propositioning you for sex on teh internets? 

No it is a bit of a surprise for me. I am not sure whether to be flattered or repulsed.

How kind of you to deflect said advancements towards Maldoror, in order to satiate his desire for man meat. 

Oh I am an understanding kind of a guy. Besides if Malador manages to get enough gay men to suck and fuck him stupid, he won't be propositioning straight men online. Right?
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: Alex179 on January 19, 2008, 10:09:39 PM
He requested that you lick his balls, good sir.    What is your response on the matter?   I suggest you fake like you are going to then punch them like a speed bag.

"Buddubba-buddubba-buddubba-buddubba-buddubba...."
He would be racked so badly that he would puke all over his head while he having his balls punched like that.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: vodz on January 20, 2008, 12:28:07 AM
He requested that you lick his balls, good sir.    What is your response on the matter?   I suggest you fake like you are going to then punch them like a speed bag.

"Buddubba-buddubba-buddubba-buddubba-buddubba...."
He would be racked so badly that he would puke all over his head while he having his balls punched like that.

Unless he's a sadist, then he might cum.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 20, 2008, 12:31:14 AM
True! I don't think the delight in punching a guy in the nuts would be overwhelmed by the disgust of being sprogged over.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: Calandale on January 20, 2008, 12:32:17 AM
Never underestimate the pleasure of having someone
vomit, whilst blowing you.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: vodz on January 20, 2008, 12:34:12 AM
Never underestimate the pleasure of having someone
vomit, whilst blowing you.

Warm, texture, mmmmmmmmmmm!
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: Calandale on January 20, 2008, 12:50:14 AM
Never underestimate the pleasure of having someone
vomit, whilst blowing you.

Warm, texture, mmmmmmmmmmm!

The surge of warm liquid,
surrounding, all at once.

I really can't recommend it
too highly.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: vodz on January 20, 2008, 12:51:31 AM
Never underestimate the pleasure of having someone
vomit, whilst blowing you.

Warm, texture, mmmmmmmmmmm!

The surge of warm liquid,
surrounding, all at once.

I really can't recommend it
too highly.

I'm getting moist.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: Calandale on January 20, 2008, 12:55:57 AM
Never underestimate the pleasure of having someone
vomit, whilst blowing you.

Warm, texture, mmmmmmmmmmm!

The surge of warm liquid,
surrounding, all at once.

I really can't recommend it
too highly.

I'm getting moist.

I have that effect on people.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: vodz on January 20, 2008, 12:58:43 AM
Never underestimate the pleasure of having someone
vomit, whilst blowing you.

Warm, texture, mmmmmmmmmmm!

The surge of warm liquid,
surrounding, all at once.

I really can't recommend it
too highly.

I'm getting moist.

I have that effect on people.

Though usually more like an onion does.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: Calandale on January 20, 2008, 01:03:35 AM
Onions ARE erotic.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: maldoror on January 20, 2008, 01:15:48 AM
Gay accusations? You fucking 14 year olds. I'll just assume this is due to the influence of Sir_Glen_Humplickson, since I've come to expect better from the rest of you.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 20, 2008, 01:27:40 AM
Gay accusations? You fucking 14 year olds. I'll just assume this is due to the influence of Sir_Glen_Humplickson, since I've come to expect better from the rest of you.

The all-consuming dark cloud of influence on my potential subjects. You give me far too much credit Malador. I just thought you were a wee bit harsh.

I think you are a little angrier and bent out of shape than you have been in recent times. Maybe you want to explore your inner feelings.
Just not with me though 'cause I don't really give a fuck.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: maldoror on January 20, 2008, 01:31:01 AM
Meh. It's too energy consuming to argue with idiots on their own terms.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: Calandale on January 20, 2008, 01:32:19 AM
Meh. It's too energy consuming to argue with idiots on their own terms.

You should always try and better yourself.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: vodz on January 20, 2008, 01:32:55 AM
Meh. It's too energy consuming to argue with idiots on their own terms.

It's hard fighting above your weight eh Mal?
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: maldoror on January 20, 2008, 02:05:00 AM
No. The Intensity Dogpile® technique has never impressed me. But don't let that stop you from joining in.. I'd just love to insult you some more.
Title: Re: Mexican standoff
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 20, 2008, 02:23:05 AM
Meh. It's too energy consuming to argue with idiots on their own terms.

Mate I know how you feel.