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Title: i'm drulnk
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 01, 2008, 12:54:18 AM
happy new year. i'm drunk. i love you all.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Dexter Morgan on January 01, 2008, 01:08:03 AM
So am I. :zoinks:
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Post by: Soph on January 01, 2008, 01:15:55 AM
ha--y new year
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Post by: Dexter Morgan on January 01, 2008, 01:47:30 AM
whatever :beer:
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Post by: Calandale on January 01, 2008, 05:11:13 AM
I failed to drink.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: odeon on January 01, 2008, 06:49:37 AM
Me too. I was the driver.

I can has beer tonight, though.  :zoinks:
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Post by: The_P on January 01, 2008, 10:14:21 AM
Love you too, Carla. :)
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ozymandias on January 01, 2008, 10:52:39 AM
Are you horny QC??  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 01, 2008, 01:37:16 PM
Oh wow, I posted this in the games forum? I was really out of it.  :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: duncvis on January 01, 2008, 01:41:10 PM
Glad you had a happy new year carla. :beergrin: :hug:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 01, 2008, 01:42:50 PM
Thanks dunc.  :hug: I don't think I would do it again though. The hangover sucked.

Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: duncvis on January 01, 2008, 01:44:50 PM
they usually do. the trick is to drink so much that you're still half-cut in the morning, thus allowing you to drink plenty of water/ have a bowl of aspirin with milk on/etc before the protective effects of the remaining booze wear off.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 01, 2008, 03:52:45 PM
Oh wow, I posted this in the games forum? I was really out of it.  :laugh:

Do you want it moved?  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 01, 2008, 04:32:38 PM
I don't care. Feel free to move it somewhere, if you want.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 01, 2008, 08:07:32 PM
Not unless you want.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Alex179 on January 01, 2008, 08:56:56 PM
Happy New Year.   I got a little high and a little drunk myself.   Stayed home though and didn't go out to venture amongst the drunk drivers.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 02, 2008, 04:13:05 AM
Yes I got a bit pissed

** Looks at callout and shakes his head **
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: renaeden on January 02, 2008, 04:15:18 AM
You were drulnk. Yes you were. ;)
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 02, 2008, 11:05:03 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 08, 2008, 11:50:36 AM
That must be why your drunk, you love everyone.

I only do that when I OD on giseng.  After a few days, it doesn't work that well no more, almost as good, but not as good as I want it.  I would say it anyway, but it just more likely to happen. Trauma is a bitch, but I am dealing exceptionally well, to go as far as I do.

American Cancer Society's relay for life music makes me say that shit to.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 08, 2008, 11:55:44 AM
When people run around with there heads chopped off saying how retarded I am, then claiming they are trying to help me, its a big accomplishment for me to say I love you guys.  Kind of reminds me of my mom, can be upseting, in a not patronizing way.  I can look past my distress to reach out to others in a positive way.


Damn that song, its in my head,... opening windows opening doors..

That country music, was not that bad.. I didn't know my own strength, till I had to carry on with  out your love

Good music to sing, you should try it. ;D

Makes me want to smile and sing, but lots of tears first, like now.

I hope you are all doing very well.

There is so much suffering :'(
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 08, 2008, 12:41:30 PM
I need to buy booze.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Natalia Evans on January 08, 2008, 04:37:40 PM
I never drink. Only drink I've ever had was a whine cooler. Those I can tolerate. I've tried margaritas too but I can't stand them if it's too much alcohol. I prefer the virgin ones.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 08, 2008, 11:09:57 PM
That must be why your drunk, you love everyone.

I only do that when I OD on giseng.  After a few days, it doesn't work that well no more, almost as good, but not as good as I want it.  I would say it anyway, but it just more likely to happen. Trauma is a bitch, but I am dealing exceptionally well, to go as far as I do.

American Cancer Society's relay for life music makes me say that shit to.

When I get drunk I love everyone.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Soph on January 08, 2008, 11:17:48 PM
I've only ever been drunk once. All I remember was my head felt really heavy and I nearly fell down the stairs.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 08, 2008, 11:24:48 PM
 :zoinks:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Soph on January 08, 2008, 11:25:32 PM
And you. I remember you  :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 09, 2008, 02:54:47 AM
Yeah, I nearly fell down the stairs on NYE.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ozymandias on January 09, 2008, 06:17:17 AM
That must be why your drunk, you love everyone.

I only do that when I OD on giseng.  After a few days, it doesn't work that well no more, almost as good, but not as good as I want it.  I would say it anyway, but it just more likely to happen. Trauma is a bitch, but I am dealing exceptionally well, to go as far as I do.

American Cancer Society's relay for life music makes me say that shit to.

When I get drunk I love everyone.

 :eyebrows:   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 09, 2008, 06:21:45 AM
Damn I should hang around drunk chick more. Problem is I normally get drunk too and by the time the are horny and up for sex I am passed out and no good to them......Sigh.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 09, 2008, 09:35:55 AM
I had interesting connections on only two
NYE's. One, I ended up punching some girl,
for playing with my hair - automatic reaction,
at the time, I was a bit highly strung. The other,
I got coaxed away from the one I was interested in,
by my future gf.  :-\ I think I kinda made a mistake.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 09, 2008, 10:35:45 AM
That must be why your drunk, you love everyone.

I only do that when I OD on giseng.  After a few days, it doesn't work that well no more, almost as good, but not as good as I want it.  I would say it anyway, but it just more likely to happen. Trauma is a bitch, but I am dealing exceptionally well, to go as far as I do.

American Cancer Society's relay for life music makes me say that shit to.

When I get drunk I love everyone.

 :eyebrows:   :evillaugh:

I agree, yes, I am getting impulsive myself.  When I add visualization its a great team :laugh:  The increased energy I imagine I have, carries over into the next day if I do it long enough the day before.  That kind of fills in the gaps of ginseng, or whatever is going on with that.  I spaced out the dosage, instead all at once, because ginseng has antioxidants in that used up after awhile.  Doesn't seem to be any letting up with the ginseng.   I actually have to jack off when I get up in the morning after doing the night before. :laugh:  I got small bucket of L glutamine to enhance exercise recovery, that just fuels my passion.

Carla cum sit in my lap, tell me about you drunk :laugh:

Suddenly Jessica is paying attention to me, ever since that bisexual was after me. :laugh:
She said I want a  boyfriend to come spend time with me, getting all impatient with me.  I told her before I am writting everything I spend down in order to keep with a budget. I suddenly got more attention from her for that also :laugh: 
She died her hair pink, I guess she is trying to be my silly girl or something, either that or its an attention game :laugh:
I like figuring out people, how things work, just curious.  I spelled it out, attention.  She opened her mouth :laugh:

I owe the landord $500 more dollars, but its going down slowly.  Soon as that fuckn payment plan with electric company ends, these bill will be history.  I got to pay $111 a month for six months.  It would certainly help if I had $70 more in my SSI check, but they say I making paying back the overpayment.  I guess I can't complain, I don't have to work, but if I  go to Wisconsin, I will.

Dick/dick down inside your side your self, you have the strenght, find it, you will.
Visual imagery is stronger than medication for me it fuckn rules.  I make the demand and I get what I ask for, a better functioning body, and last and lasts.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 09, 2008, 10:45:36 AM
... I want a  boyfriend to come spend time with me....
.

Dick/dick down inside

Maybe you WANT that personal information
exposed?  :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 09, 2008, 11:15:50 AM
Here it comes again, talking about opening windows, talking about opening doors....

Love that CD.

I think I like the country music.  I wonder if the singer are fuckable :laugh:

I never knew my own strength untill I had to pick myself up without your love
Its been an uphill fight, but I think I am going to be alright...

After I nap, then I will turn in on.  I am think I am growing obessed with it. :laugh:

FUCK THE SINGERS!  NICE WOMEN ORGY PARTY :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 09, 2008, 11:24:31 AM
Here it comes again, talking about opening windows, talking about opening doors....



Seems you're opening up the backdoor.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 09, 2008, 06:09:39 PM
... I want a  boyfriend to come spend time with me....
.

Dick/dick down inside

Maybe you WANT that personal information
exposed?  :laugh:

 :laugh:  :plus:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 10, 2008, 03:15:19 PM
 :minusevil:  I don't really care.  You see, I don't have anything to hide, and I am invunerable to negative comments here because I try my best in everything I do.  That is what makes me happy, and junk foodfree sounds like I am crazy, its not to me, its logical, and its what I am capable of.  Getting A'S B'S C'S  leaves me with distaste, its below what I am capable of.  What feels like I am being hard on myself is  nothing, as I am capable of better.  If you dig down deep inside yourself, you may find you also have the strength to accomplish such things.  If everyone did the same, this world could finally be at peace, that would make me very happy.  We need to grow off each other and our selves to make this world truely peaceful.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 10, 2008, 03:42:09 PM
Who the fuck wants peaceful?
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 11, 2008, 06:53:03 AM
I am. Drunk.

And a bit dangerous.

Anyone wanna play?
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Parts on January 11, 2008, 07:08:59 AM
I am. Drunk.

And a bit dangerous.

Anyone wanna play?

Tempting but I think it will go badly for me


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Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 11, 2008, 07:12:47 AM
Likely. I'm better wasted.

Make more sense.

Speaking of which - where is mine?





fuck.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Tristeza on January 11, 2008, 12:35:10 PM
It's too bad I always miss your drunken rants, Cal!  :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Lemon Aguilera on January 11, 2008, 02:25:46 PM
:-\ I think I kinda made a mistake.

that's sad. :(
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 11, 2008, 02:34:42 PM
Just wait 'til you find out about last night.
That'll cheer you up.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Lemon Aguilera on January 11, 2008, 02:46:00 PM
something to do with gayness? :zoinks:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 11, 2008, 03:02:03 PM
Yeah. Made out with a guy.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 11, 2008, 03:03:28 PM
Your kind of drunk and brainless to :laugh:

You probably don't need me to make an ass out of you, because you will do it for me. :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 11, 2008, 03:07:49 PM
Your kind of drunk and brainless to :laugh:

Was drunk. Never really brainless.
Just randomly mean.

Quote
You probably don't need me to make an ass out of you, because you will do it for me. :laugh:

And FAR better at it.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Lemon Aguilera on January 11, 2008, 03:09:38 PM
did you happen to
catch it on tape? :zoinks:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 11, 2008, 03:17:13 PM
No. He was upset about breaking
up with his bf. And, I was trying to
convince him that they should be
together. Somehow, I just ended
up kissing him. He kissed back, and
groped me. Not much, really.

But, I don't like being a tease.
And I have no intention of doing
anything.  :-\
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Lemon Aguilera on January 11, 2008, 03:21:03 PM
better tease than nothing. :P that's so sweet. :laugh: and hot.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 11, 2008, 03:23:06 PM
No. Being a tease is shitty.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Lemon Aguilera on January 11, 2008, 03:23:49 PM
maybe. but i'm glappy you kissed. :P
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 11, 2008, 03:29:19 PM
In a sloppy sorta way?  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 11, 2008, 03:29:42 PM
You wish!

I use exfoliants every other day, scar lotions, ocean potion (has extracts, essential fatty acids, and vitamins), and reservatrol (100mg=9cases of wine, holds great promise in extending human's maximum lifespan by activating sturlin longevity geans.  Can extend yeast's maximum lifespan by 70%, and its the only chemical proven to do so far.)  Reservatrol comes with grape seed extract, quercetin, and pomegrante extract.  Reservatrol is what they think the reason for the french paradox is, it seems to protect the french from their high calorie diets.  Yes, I workout, and no junkfood is allowed.  You couldn't pay to kiss me.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Lemon Aguilera on January 11, 2008, 03:33:30 PM
In a sloppy sorta way?  :eyebrows:

glappy in a sloppy sorta way? :P mmm... just normally happy. :laugh: maybe got a little ladywood.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 11, 2008, 03:35:55 PM
Give it a little hug for me.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: odeon on January 11, 2008, 03:46:04 PM
You couldn't pay to kiss me.

He'd get to kiss you for free?
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 11, 2008, 03:47:06 PM
I picture of me is fine, I don't mind a gay fan, but just don't touch me or make perverted comments at me.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Lemon Aguilera on January 11, 2008, 03:50:37 PM
Give it a little hug for me.

i'll give your tunawood a little hug. ;D
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 11, 2008, 03:51:16 PM
/me is suddenly horny :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 11, 2008, 03:57:07 PM
I picture of me is fine, I don't mind a gay fan, but just don't touch me or make perverted comments at me.

Ok. Nothing perverted.

But, how about some ass fucking?
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 11, 2008, 03:57:25 PM
Give it a little hug for me.

i'll give your tunawood a little hug. ;D

Come here, my little kitten.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Lemon Aguilera on January 11, 2008, 03:58:16 PM
*hops along*
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Tristeza on January 11, 2008, 05:07:08 PM
I'm so glad you're back!  Cal just wasn't the same without you!   :laugh:  You two are quite a pair.   ;D
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 11, 2008, 05:08:13 PM
I've been distracted.

May still not be the same.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 11, 2008, 10:33:01 PM
/me pays someone to castrate AllDayGlowRandy
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 12, 2008, 01:49:51 AM
Have I ever told you what a beautiful lady you are Carla? If ever you have any disagreement with me please allow me to suck up to you before hiring anyone to take care of me.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Callaway on January 13, 2008, 02:34:50 AM
Have I ever told you what a beautiful lady you are Carla? If ever you have any disagreement with me please allow me to suck up to you before hiring anyone to take care of me.

 :LMAO:

 :plus:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 13, 2008, 01:29:04 PM
Some would have to catch me first.  I just imagine I am stronger person, and I do indeed feel stronger, I am more energized.  I sometimes sweat to, I feel elevated grador sometimes to.

Then sometimes I grunt like Tim Taylor on home improvement, oh oh oh.

I am the person I wanted to be, the person who is out for the average joe, picking him up when he is fallen.
Something that can help make my pain go away, nonpatronizing emotional pain.

Oh god here it comes again, the person fallen is my grandmother.  My mom is next :'(

It just seems like there is no away around it, everytime I get happy, I deeply feel the emotional pain of my traumas, and people around me who are hurting.
/me sings stick your candle up the sky, and shine!

Keep on helping, don't hurt.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 13, 2008, 01:30:39 PM
/me loves you all :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 13, 2008, 01:35:34 PM
God damn, going for 200% maximum recomended quantity of ginseng, I don't want to take it more than 2 weeks in row, without a week off.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Soph on January 14, 2008, 10:25:59 AM
Tonight I'm going to cut my hair and hopefully get drunk. In that order.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Tristeza on January 14, 2008, 12:35:26 PM
Cool!   :clap:  It might be easier to reverse the order, though!  Are you getting it cut short?
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 14, 2008, 02:16:21 PM
Tonight I'm going to cut my hair and hopefully get drunk. In that order.

Thought you gave up on drinking,
after one bout?

Be careful. Don't drink too much,
this time. Do it SLOWLY.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 14, 2008, 02:21:20 PM
/me just got his hair cut by his x model mom.

She did a good job, and saved me $20.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 14, 2008, 02:25:25 PM
/me pays someone to castrate AllDayGlowRandy

cum and get it. :wanker: :wanker:
 :razz:

I remember some woman made a statement about  :razz:  meaning want a french kiss.

You and Jessica can fight over my underwear :laugh:

Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 14, 2008, 02:30:16 PM
/me feels drunk, the guinea pig trauma generali
zed to the other traumas, and because I didn't have disassociative states with the traumas, treating the guinea pig trauma fixed them all. 

Its less work for me to maintain mood and desire.  Taking ginseng dosage spread out through out the day works better than all at once.  I don't feel what I called last time tollerance, I guess I meant that as more of a joke.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Soph on January 14, 2008, 02:53:51 PM
Cool!   :clap:  It might be easier to reverse the order, though!  Are you getting it cut short?
No :(
Probably just a bit shorter than it is now
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Soph on January 14, 2008, 02:54:52 PM
Tonight I'm going to cut my hair and hopefully get drunk. In that order.

Thought you gave up on drinking,
after one bout?

Be careful. Don't drink too much,
this time. Do it SLOWLY.
I can't drink too much this time, my mum will notice  :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 14, 2008, 03:01:42 PM
Be sure to sit on my lap and tell me how drunk you are when you are :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 14, 2008, 03:39:42 PM
/me pays someone to castrate AllDayGlowRandy

cum and get it. :wanker: :wanker:
 :razz:

I remember some woman made a statement about  :razz:  meaning want a french kiss.

You and Jessica can fight over my underwear :laugh:



 :eh:  :puke:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 15, 2008, 02:34:37 PM
/me pays someone to castrate AllDayGlowRandy

cum and get it. :wanker: :wanker:
 :razz:

I remember some woman made a statement about  :razz:  meaning want a french kiss.

You and Jessica can fight over my underwear :laugh:



 :eh:  :puke:

You are such a lier. :laugh:  Your a bad lier to :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 15, 2008, 03:18:46 PM
 :moon:  Cum and get it.

Oh my my, Jessica made some gains in health.  She called me last night, I was at my mom's house taking a piss, and decide to measure mom's body fat level with the machine I got.  Jessica herd someone getting attention, so then she was asking me to do her next :wanker:  Mom's said 5%, and she said get what you paid for.  Another words I am not 5% either, that was trying to stirup trouble.  It doesn't work in diease states, like hypothyrodism, and diruetics.  If hers was 5%, she would be in some serious trouble, men should go below 5%, and my machine says I am underweight.  Everyone's interpetation of the data is different, but they agree 5% and not lower. My system has always been like that anyway, its not like I get sick ever.  My system itself is very resistant to diease, even with onslaught.

Cum cum Carla, take advantage, I have not jacked off, and I was horny this morning.  You want to mess with me now, I would do it, be tease, be mean.  You don't have anything to tease with do you?  I will bite at anything, have at it I JUST WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There isn't much that can  turn me off. Turning me on higher is a bit harder :laugh: :wanker:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 16, 2008, 07:27:54 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 16, 2008, 11:21:15 AM
Haven't started yet, but with appropiate stimulus, I will be on the right track :wanker: :eyebrows:  That means any women can accidently get me going the whole day.

My dad and his girlfriend are making me roast beef dinner, that will do! :laugh: :wanker: I am already starting to feel it.

Mom used the machine, saying her weight was water.  Indeed greater weight loss than expect from following a diet is started off with water weight.  She is so blind by her bipolar disorder that she doesn't see the illogical statement she made, 5 percent is way too low for a woman.

I must admit it, such a change between horny and not horny, feels as though it might be similar to a "drulnk" atmosphere. :laugh:

Its funny, when I am hyper, like I usually am, I misspell simple words I can definitely spell, but you just mispelled when your slowed down.  Oh geeh, I can't imagine why my body fat is so low, so hyper all the time :laugh:   With the trauma gone, I find it easier to catch errors, and feel as though I  make less of them.  I am sorry I put you out.

You want flowers or something? :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 16, 2008, 11:36:11 AM
I am looking at some woman's ass now, trying not to let her see :wanker:

Stimulus obtained :laugh:

This other woman noticed me on the way from laundry, was staring at me in her truck.  Saw her somewhere else, was looking at me some more, checking me out. :wanker:  Little does she know I find her absolutely ugly, and I just want ass. I didn't say it was impossible to turn me off. :laugh:

I need a nap, but I need to jack off first, otherwise I just too hard :laugh:  Does mean, I won't have a sexual dream. :laugh: :wanker:

Oh yeah, I am officallly in harmone town :laugh: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 16, 2008, 12:04:16 PM
Stupid old guy, who is  little overweight himself, says roll around a overweight woman in flour and find her wet spot.  He says he used to look like me, six pack, women all over him.  He told  me was bipolar, everyone tells me their private stuff.

I didn't laugh, too busy thinking about sex.  Its not like I would try to help someone like that either.  Fuckard, irritates me in a way, I hate when people compalain like that, and they are the same way.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 02:50:58 PM
Stupid old guy, who is  little overweight himself, says roll around a overweight woman in flour and find her wet spot.  He says he used to look like me, six pack, women all over him.  He told  me was bipolar, everyone tells me their private stuff.

Not EXACTLY like you, then.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 16, 2008, 04:25:04 PM
Not even close, mother fuckah!

What did you think I was going to get confused or something?
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 16, 2008, 04:32:06 PM
I have more ginseng Carla :laugh:

Don't worry, when I  run out of that, I have cheap ginger to take its place. :laugh:

When that is gone, it won't be that much different. :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 05:03:04 PM
Not even close, mother fuckah!

What did you think I was going to get confused or something?


That would not be possible.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 16, 2008, 06:31:28 PM
Not even close, mother fuckah!

What did you think I was going to get confused or something?


That would not be possible.

Assfairy wants me to pretend or something? :laugh: :-*
I am wondering if I am going to bother with internet after Jessica, I am so horny.  She is still trying to date 50 men, I told her a dozen times how its not going to work, unless the other guy is fucked up.  Aspies who don't do no personal devolpement are not going to make it with her, that is one fact I count on.  They just want to get drunk all day, it just not going to work.  I hope someday they find their way.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 16, 2008, 06:35:38 PM
Not even close, mother fuckah!

What did you think I was going to get confused or something?


That would not be possible.

Assfairy wants me to pretend or something? :laugh: :-*

Yes. Pretend to understand something,
for once. :GA:

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Aspies who don't do no personal devolpement are not going to make it with her, that is one fact I count on.

Hmm...she's not to my taste. But, I'd suspect that there are
quite a few who would.

Quote
They just want to get drunk all day, it just not going to work.


No one does LESS personal development (whatever THAT is) than
I, and I seldom drink. Once or twice a week, mainly when out.
Quote
I hope someday they find their way.

And God go with you too, my son.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Tristeza on January 16, 2008, 10:12:01 PM
I'm a little drunk right now. 
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 17, 2008, 01:44:31 PM
I'm a little drunk right now. 

Alright, fresh meat.  :-*

I am a bit sick, but still almost as horny.  My immune system probably kick any intensity member's immune system's ass.

Stupid Jessica, ignoring me won't make me move any quicker.  I am thinking about finding those other guys and fucking them up . They are probably aspies. ::)  She doesn't even appreciate my body, as long as I am not fat, she doesn't care.  I just wanted her attention so bad, I decided to flirt with her mom, but I thought I didn't go overboard.  Just to be safe I will not do it again.  At least I did nothing directly to her.  Jessica said was in bed naked after.  She usually doesn't say anything sexual to me.  That got her attention :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: odeon on January 17, 2008, 03:43:52 PM
ook?
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 17, 2008, 03:45:36 PM
OOK!

OOK- NOOKIE
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: duncvis on January 17, 2008, 03:50:50 PM
you-hoo-oo-oo-oo wish.  :orly:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 17, 2008, 03:55:24 PM
Yes I do, and not because I am pathetic.

Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: odeon on January 17, 2008, 03:57:41 PM
What other reasons are there?
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: duncvis on January 17, 2008, 04:01:53 PM
he's itchin' for some hot monkey lovin'?
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 17, 2008, 09:01:25 PM
I'm a little drunk right now. 

Yay for drunk Carlas.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 17, 2008, 09:09:57 PM
I need to work on at least one of those.

I don't think I wanna be called Carla
(I'm ambiguous enough, as it stands)
So, I'll just make a martini.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 17, 2008, 09:13:52 PM
Appletinis are good.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 17, 2008, 09:20:46 PM
Nah. Vodka.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 18, 2008, 01:57:19 PM
When I ran out of time, I was going to post, next to because I am not pathetic, really horny :laugh:

Yeah nothing, you drunk is stupid. 
/me is thinking about taking advantage of drunkards.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: odeon on January 18, 2008, 03:45:38 PM
You need to get pissed, Randy. Seriously.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ozymandias on January 18, 2008, 05:05:29 PM
You need to get pissed, Randy. Seriously.

Do you mean pissed off or pissed on!   :orly:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: odeon on January 18, 2008, 06:01:27 PM
It's Britspeak. Drunk. :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ozymandias on January 18, 2008, 07:37:43 PM
It's Britspeak. Drunk. :laugh:

Actually I was being punny, getting pissed can mean getting drunk in some parts of the US.  Usually it refers to the point where one gets so drunk they pass out and piss in their pants.  I've seen it when I worked in an emergency room in ALbany NY and the college "boys" would get drunk, pass out and get hauled in to the ER.  They'd be put on a stretcher where we could keep an eye on them and keep them safe.  Then they'd piss in their pants and after they slept it off and woke up and were medically cleared they'd be sent back to the campus.  Without a change of clothes.   :evillaugh:  Since I was an orderly at the time and it was MY job to clean the stretcher and floor I didn't have any sympathy for them.   :grrr:  I mean I got drunk and stupid in college too, but never to that level and not that often.   ::)
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 19, 2008, 02:16:17 PM
What kind of world do you live in where people  can call you dumbass and they are all that?  If this is an aspie world, maybe you should say I am sorry, and I will gladly forgive you. I didn't appreciate that comment at all, and your lucky I am in trying to cope so well.  I am fuckn sick again, all I know is some soup I had was supposed to be rice, and it might have barley.  I only ate a few bites, and here I am, just like like the last time I had an accident this large.  If I do it on accident, its usually a drop.  However, I am so healthy, that is all it takes.  I feel the chills and low energy to, yesterday I went to the bathroom and it ended, then came back.  I could have been echinecea, it gives me fuckn flue like symptoms when I take a break for a week and then resume for like 2 or 3 days.  I didn't puke, even though I ate a whole shit load of vegetables at lunch yesterday.

I think I will just stop ripping on Carla, ok?  I understand when people have issues :'(  I am not trying to patronize, just was thinking about it, the process of sensitivity know as asking the question.  Jessica does the same to me, and I don't know which is worse sometimes.  I know, I see things, but I will just keep it to myself, instead of ripping her down, like my mom does to me.  I am much worse than my mom, I am weapon, because my mind is healthy, I can come up with nastyer shit to do to someone that her.  Even though your such a bitch Carla, I appologize.

Peace, and I hope you grow stronger someday.  You really have no idea how far I have come, I mean I am so sick, and I am not used to it.  Its a big fuckn stress to me because of that, I put myself aside to appologize, I still have sensitivity even though I am feeling shitty :laugh:  I will admit it, that ham and ginger tea that lady made me, I felt much better.  The vegetable concentrate drink I had this morning also helped,  for a short time.  I warm shower made me feel better, you should have herd me in there, it almost sounded like some intense orgasm.   My house gas is all fucked up, its fuckn freezing,  myself have a low amount of body fat, and with a sickness.  I am fuckn starving to boot, I didn't feel like eating, lunch or breakfast.  I will try to  put some energy to indulge in those vegetables when I get home, I do love lots of those things.  I managed to do some low intensity aerobics also, because I have spirit.  I am all ethusastic about self actualization, for myself, and to score some ass.  I want to use what work I have done, to help someone in need to pay attention to me.  Its more affective for a life coach to be sexy than fat.  I understand Jessica is having a rough time ;), that is why she is ignoring me.  She really does love me, that is why she bought bright colored clothes,  to be like me, even though it is bothersome to her eyes.  She made me a blanket also.  Amazingly it doesn't have cum on it yet, but I manage to get a little bit of my throw up on it, but I washed it, along time ago.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 19, 2008, 02:17:26 PM


I think I will just stop ripping on Carla, ok? 

Do you mean it, this time?
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 19, 2008, 02:25:16 PM
Not sexually :laugh:

I am still implusive. :laugh:

Although a few of her pics where not that bad
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 19, 2008, 11:40:08 PM
Randy got some pics? No I am not jealous or hurt.................(randy got pics?)  :lol:

I think I ought to drink more. Cheers Carla
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 20, 2008, 02:30:50 PM
/me whacks Randy and Sir_Les_Patterson over the head with a bat.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 20, 2008, 02:30:59 PM
Not nude pics, not everyone is as open as me :laugh:

My brother took nude photographs of me in the shower.  Our mom had influence, he is not gay. :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 20, 2008, 02:31:34 PM
/me bends over :laugh:

got you, bitch.

You been owned, like my therapist and old psychiatrist.  I had to direct them to the trauma that needed to be treated, that cured all the rest.
I got it after meditation.  Take those meds and stick up your ass! >:D
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 20, 2008, 02:41:00 PM
Not nude pics, not everyone is as open as me :laugh:

My brother took nude photographs of me in the shower. 

Self-pwnage.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 20, 2008, 02:43:32 PM
Not nude pics, not everyone is as open as me :laugh:

My brother took nude photographs of me in the shower. 

Self-pwnage.

Why? Incest is hawt.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 20, 2008, 02:43:55 PM
No, aspie woman, I know when to quite, despite being horny.

Don't feel bad, my mom jumps to conclusions to.

Oh, you were talking about my mom, and I.  No I don't hump her. :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 20, 2008, 02:45:18 PM
Not nude pics, not everyone is as open as me :laugh:

My brother took nude photographs of me in the shower. 

Self-pwnage.

Why? Incest is hawt.

Not when it involves Randy.

No, aspie woman, I know when to quite, despite being horny.

Don't feel bad, my mom jumps to conclusions to.

Oh, you were talking about my mom, and I.  No I don't hump her. :laugh:

 :laugh:

Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 20, 2008, 02:45:41 PM
When you say certain things, I know you are running out of ideas.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Callaway on January 20, 2008, 02:52:25 PM
Quote from: Randy
I think I will just stop ripping on Carla, ok?  I understand when people have issues   I am not trying to patronize, just was thinking about it

That would be very nice if you would do that, Randy.

Carla is a really good person, but she does not want any more advice, OK?
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: duncvis on January 20, 2008, 05:07:02 PM
Not nude pics, not everyone is as open as me :laugh:

My brother took nude photographs of me in the shower. 

Self-pwnage.

:LMAO:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 20, 2008, 09:15:17 PM
When you say certain things, I know you are running out of ideas.

Actually, it means I'm getting tired of talking to you. Everything we say to you pretty much goes in one ear and out the other. You're in denial about your mental condition. People who are psychotic tend to think they are the ones who understand what's going on and everyone else is wrong. Many people on this site have tried to get through to you, but nothing seems to sink in because you are in denial.


Quote from: Randy
I think I will just stop ripping on Carla, ok?  I understand when people have issues   I am not trying to patronize, just was thinking about it

That would be very nice if you would do that, Randy.

Carla is a really good person, but she does not want any more advice, OK?

Thanks, Callaway.

Randy, listen to her please. I don't want any advice from you.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 21, 2008, 04:21:12 AM
When you say certain things, I know you are running out of ideas.

Actually, it means I'm getting tired of talking to you. Everything we say to you pretty much goes in one ear and out the other. You're in denial about your mental condition. People who are psychotic tend to think they are the ones who understand what's going on and everyone else is wrong. Many people on this site have tried to get through to you, but nothing seems to sink in because you are in denial.


Quote from: Randy
I think I will just stop ripping on Carla, ok?  I understand when people have issues   I am not trying to patronize, just was thinking about it

That would be very nice if you would do that, Randy.

Carla is a really good person, but she does not want any more advice, OK?

Thanks, Callaway.

Randy, listen to her please. I don't want any advice from you.

I would not mind throwing Randy in de Nile.

Carla how can you tell when Randy is "giving advice" to rambling insanely? Every utterance seems to blend in a psycho kaleidoscope if incoherence and sexual frustration.
It is my concern that opening your mind up to trying to appreciate or understanding the mental landscape of landscape that is Randy is not healthy or safe.

Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 21, 2008, 02:15:55 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 21, 2008, 05:01:37 PM
When you say certain things, I know you are running out of ideas.

Actually, it means I'm getting tired of talking to you. Everything we say to you pretty much goes in one ear and out the other. You're in denial about your mental condition. People who are psychotic tend to think they are the ones who understand what's going on and everyone else is wrong. Many people on this site have tried to get through to you, but nothing seems to sink in because you are in denial.


Quote from: Randy
I think I will just stop ripping on Carla, ok?  I understand when people have issues   I am not trying to patronize, just was thinking about it

That would be very nice if you would do that, Randy.

Carla is a really good person, but she does not want any more advice, OK?

Thanks, Callaway.

Randy, listen to her please. I don't want any advice from you.

I am sorry, no offense, but you  are very annoying.  I am sick of your fuckn accusing me of stuff, for what appears to be selfish bitch reasons.  Leave me the fuck alone!  If you want to talk about other things fine, I will be nice.  Please kindly fuck off and don't respond to my posts unless its about other stuff, you don't know what you are fuckn talking about.   

Did Dunc tell you?  You have fuckn issues, I don't really want you, you just happen to be not that bad looking woman who is right  is on the internet posting with me.  Your fuckn getting drunk in the background and accusing me of things that your mind makes up.  You are not fuckn nice about it either.

Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 21, 2008, 05:07:40 PM
 :minusevil:

Well, THAT lasted for all of one posting cycle.

Flo, spout your vitriol at someone who wants it.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: odeon on January 21, 2008, 05:12:32 PM
:minusevil:

Well, THAT lasted for all of one posting cycle.

Flo, spout your vitriol at someone who wants it.

Seconded.  >:(
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 21, 2008, 05:19:44 PM
You cannot tell me how I feel.  I just say I don't need to hear your garbage,  and I can admit thing when I need to.  You didn't see that miss perfect didn't mention the dumbass comment she made that pissed me off? 

You make me sick, but you are aspies ::)

Oh well, it at least is a mild disorder.

You don't like my comments, then maybe you should leave me alone. 
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 21, 2008, 05:24:50 PM
You cannot tell me how I feel.  I just say I don't need to hear your garbage,  and I can admit thing when I need to.  You didn't see that miss perfect didn't mention the dumbass comment she made that pissed me off? 

What, merely responding to your offer to
LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE?

The one that you can't keep?

Quote
You don't like my comments, then maybe you should leave me alone. 

I'd LOVE your little comments.
Hell, I MIGHT even be able to have fun with
them. Wanna play?
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 21, 2008, 05:28:30 PM
You cannot tell me how I feel.  I just say I don't need to hear your garbage,  and I can admit thing when I need to.  You didn't see that miss perfect didn't mention the dumbass comment she made that pissed me off? 

What, merely responding to your offer to
LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE?

The one that you can't keep?

Quote
You don't like my comments, then maybe you should leave me alone. 

I'd LOVE your little comments.
Hell, I MIGHT even be able to have fun with
them. Wanna play?


No, you are too boring, Carla and her little pep squad are fuckn boring.

I mean Callaway no disrespect however.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 21, 2008, 05:35:34 PM


No, you are too boring, Carla and her little pep squad are fuckn boring.

Nothing to do with pep squad.
YOU are being an ass.


Quote
I mean Callaway no disrespect however.

Of course not. Cower from those whom you fear.

Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 21, 2008, 05:38:09 PM
 :moon:  This ass? :laugh:
If you haven't noticed, karma minus don't bother me, its internet only.

I don't fear anyone, this is what I meant by boring ::)  I am sure Callaway would want anyone to fear her either, didn't think about that did you, no!



Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 21, 2008, 05:43:39 PM
This ass attached to the  body is horny.

Maybe I should just post about how horny I am.  If she doesn't like me so much, why doesn't she just stop responding to my posts, like she said she was going to do about a dozen times?

Seems like she should have done it with all the wanking going on.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ozymandias on January 21, 2008, 05:49:16 PM
This ass attached to the  body is horny.

Maybe I should just post about how horny I am.  If she doesn't like me so much, why doesn't she just stop responding to my posts, like she said she was going to do about a dozen times?

Seems like she should have done it with all the wanking going on.

Why do you keep posting stuff in Carla's thread after she has asked you time and time again to just leave her alone?  Why are you so obsessed with her?   You talk about "helping" people, yet in fact you are not helping her, your harassing her.  Yes, putting all the blame on her is harassment!
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 21, 2008, 05:55:55 PM
This ass attached to the  body is horny.


Then go shove something in it.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 22, 2008, 06:49:32 AM
Randy I think we have been a little too subtle with you here.
You are fucked in the head if you can not see what you are doing and how you are behaving.

Now You are on a fun thread where Carla is talking about drinking and you come traipsing in and start talking shit.

We ignore you and carry on with following the subject of the thread.

You keep talking about eating crap we don't care about and how much you wank. That has fuck all to do with getting pissed - but OK. you are a weird guy.

You then start picking on Carla for no reason and criticise her drinking and trying to incorporate her into some weird fucked up family/girlfriend/mother psycho-sexual dominance kick.

When she and the rest of us point out what an absolute FUCKWIT you are. You tell her you will leave her alone.

This last what two posts? Before you become an even bigger FUCKWIT. You give Carla a bigger undeserved serve and think in some way you are justified and reasonable.

Why are you being an absolute arsehole to Carla? No, not she anything. Why are you being an ARSEHOLE?

As to you wanting to help people? That is less believable than Hadron's callout. You want to prance about like a sex-crazed money on a chain and think you are better than the rest of I2 that laugh their arse off at you? Fine. Leave Carla alone. She doesn't deserve the vomitous bile you splatter your posts with.

YOU DO UNDERSTAND WHAT I JUST SAID, DIDN'T YOU DUMBARSE?

Good! How about you do it Randy?

****Dumb Bastard****
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: DirtDawg on January 22, 2008, 07:13:01 AM

May gawd bless Randy and keep him ..... far, far away.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Dexter Morgan on January 22, 2008, 02:44:50 PM
should be drunk in a couple of hours

stay tuned
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 22, 2008, 02:57:45 PM
Randy I think we have been a little too subtle with you here.
You are fucked in the head if you can not see what you are doing and how you are behaving.

Now You are on a fun thread where Carla is talking about drinking and you come traipsing in and start talking shit.

We ignore you and carry on with following the subject of the thread.

You keep talking about eating crap we don't care about and how much you wank. That has fuck all to do with getting pissed - but OK. you are a weird guy.

You then start picking on Carla for no reason and criticise her drinking and trying to incorporate her into some weird fucked up family/girlfriend/mother psycho-sexual dominance kick.

When she and the rest of us point out what an absolute FUCKWIT you are. You tell her you will leave her alone.

This last what two posts? Before you become an even bigger FUCKWIT. You give Carla a bigger undeserved serve and think in some way you are justified and reasonable.

Why are you being an absolute arsehole to Carla? No, not she anything. Why are you being an ARSEHOLE?

As to you wanting to help people? That is less believable than Hadron's callout. You want to prance about like a sex-crazed money on a chain and think you are better than the rest of I2 that laugh their arse off at you? Fine. Leave Carla alone. She doesn't deserve the vomitous bile you splatter your posts with.

YOU DO UNDERSTAND WHAT I JUST SAID, DIDN'T YOU DUMBARSE?

Good! How about you do it Randy?

****Dumb Bastard****
Randy I think we have been a little too subtle with you here.
You are fucked in the head if you can not see what you are doing and how you are behaving.

Now You are on a fun thread where Carla is talking about drinking and you come traipsing in and start talking shit.

We ignore you and carry on with following the subject of the thread.

You keep talking about eating crap we don't care about and how much you wank. That has fuck all to do with getting pissed - but OK. you are a weird guy.

You then start picking on Carla for no reason and criticise her drinking and trying to incorporate her into some weird fucked up family/girlfriend/mother psycho-sexual dominance kick.

When she and the rest of us point out what an absolute FUCKWIT you are. You tell her you will leave her alone.

This last what two posts? Before you become an even bigger FUCKWIT. You give Carla a bigger undeserved serve and think in some way you are justified and reasonable.

Why are you being an absolute arsehole to Carla? No, not she anything. Why are you being an ARSEHOLE?

As to you wanting to help people? That is less believable than Hadron's callout. You want to prance about like a sex-crazed money on a chain and think you are better than the rest of I2 that laugh their arse off at you? Fine. Leave Carla alone. She doesn't deserve the vomitous bile you splatter your posts with.

YOU DO UNDERSTAND WHAT I JUST SAID, DIDN'T YOU DUMBARSE?

Good! How about you do it Randy?

****Dumb Bastard****

 :laugh:
I am not obessed, like you may have wanted.  A woman is a woman, less so if Jessica decides to pay attention to me. She is getting drunk and is internet girl, why the fuck would I bother waisting my energy of something like that?  Internet takes too fuckn long, unless I have no choice, which that could happen, I don't want it to mind you, I won't fuck with internet.  Sick demented people like drunk women.  I don't care what you think of me, because you are out of controll!, I don't mean that in a extreme way.  There is nothing wrong with me besides I am intentionally being and asshole, and I am sorry.  I don't want to hear any of your garbage about what is wrong with me, because its shit, you should stick back up your asshole.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: duncvis on January 22, 2008, 04:03:44 PM
knob.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 22, 2008, 05:27:36 PM
A woman is a woman, less so if Jessica decides to pay attention to me.

yes. I too would think less of anyone interested in you.
Quote
  Internet takes too fuckn long,

Right. Because love and sex should both
be over quickly.  :wanker:

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I won't fuck with internet.

Another promise you'll break tomorrow?
Quote
There is nothing wrong with me besides I am intentionally being and asshole,

And just WHY do you feel that need?
You know, such is the sign of deep rooted
problems.

Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Dexter Morgan on January 22, 2008, 11:11:49 PM
should be drunk in a couple of hours

stay tuned
ok, so I took a nap instead

i'm a fucking liar
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 23, 2008, 06:09:49 AM
I am not obessed, like you may have wanted.

I really don't give a shit Randy. I want you to stop harassing Carla unnecessarily.

A woman is a woman

A woman is a woman. A man is a man. A horse is a horse...of course of course.

She is getting drunk and is internet girl, why the fuck would I bother waisting my energy of something like that?

She got drunk. (Many of us do from time to time and have a bloody good time doing so.) She does go on the internet. What energy are you talking about no "waisting"? Do you have an idea about what you are talking about? No one else here does?

Sick demented people like drunk women.

No my naive, weedy little friend. Sick Demented people eat enormous amounts of spices and roots in the hope of being able to reach new heights of self-pleasure with the aid of a sex toy, dirty mags and lots of lubricants.....and then tell internet strangers about it. The rest of us like drunk women.

I don't care what you think of me, because you are out of controll!, I don't mean that in a extreme way. 

I don't much care what you think of me either Randy. I am not out of control, I am just being honest with you. Word of advice. When presenting arguments, , don't say "no offense" before you go on to offend, don't say "you don't mean to be rude" before being rude, don't say "with all due respect" before insulting someone. You erode everything you say this way. It is not clever and no one is convinced of your sincerity

There is nothing wrong with me besides I am intentionally being and asshole, and I am sorry.

Yes you were being an arsehole. I know it was intentional. That actually makes it worse. I am glad you are sorry. I hope you are sorrier than you were before you last contradicted your apologetic stance and promise to leave her alone.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 23, 2008, 11:25:48 AM
I am not obessed, like you may have wanted.

I really don't give a shit Randy. I want you to stop harassing Carla unnecessarily.

A woman is a woman

A woman is a woman. A man is a man. A horse is a horse...of course of course.

She is getting drunk and is internet girl, why the fuck would I bother waisting my energy of something like that?

She got drunk. (Many of us do from time to time and have a bloody good time doing so.) She does go on the internet. What energy are you talking about no "waisting"? Do you have an idea about what you are talking about? No one else here does?

Sick demented people like drunk women.

No my naive, weedy little friend. Sick Demented people eat enormous amounts of spices and roots in the hope of being able to reach new heights of self-pleasure with the aid of a sex toy, dirty mags and lots of lubricants.....and then tell internet strangers about it. The rest of us like drunk women.

I don't care what you think of me, because you are out of controll!, I don't mean that in a extreme way. 

I don't much care what you think of me either Randy. I am not out of control, I am just being honest with you. Word of advice. When presenting arguments, , don't say "no offense" before you go on to offend, don't say "you don't mean to be rude" before being rude, don't say "with all due respect" before insulting someone. You erode everything you say this way. It is not clever and no one is convinced of your sincerity

There is nothing wrong with me besides I am intentionally being and asshole, and I am sorry.

Yes you were being an arsehole. I know it was intentional. That actually makes it worse. I am glad you are sorry. I hope you are sorrier than you were before you last contradicted your apologetic stance and promise to leave her alone.


Why should I bother reading this? :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: QuirkyCarla on January 23, 2008, 01:40:52 PM
Yeah. You're not smart enough to understand it anyway.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: duncvis on January 23, 2008, 03:57:54 PM

Sick demented people like drunk women.

No my naive, weedy little friend. Sick Demented people eat enormous amounts of spices and roots in the hope of being able to reach new heights of self-pleasure with the aid of a sex toy, dirty mags and lots of lubricants.....and then tell internet strangers about it. The rest of us like drunk women.


 :indeed:

this one is going in my sig. fucking BELTER. :evilplus:

*edit - won't fit. arsebiscuits.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 24, 2008, 02:42:41 PM
I won't even say a thing :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: duncvis on January 24, 2008, 03:47:13 PM
I won't even say a thing :laugh:

makes a change.  :clap:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 25, 2008, 02:16:19 PM
I won't even say a thing :laugh:

makes a change.  :clap:

What the fuck?  Don't clap at me  :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 25, 2008, 02:51:26 PM
I won't even say a thing :laugh:

makes a change.  :clap:

What the fuck?  Don't clap at me  :laugh:

Better than GETTING the clap IRL
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 25, 2008, 03:02:31 PM
The clap from having a woman in my lap? :wanker:

You want me to post more about my desire? :o
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 25, 2008, 03:21:01 PM
the idea of pain whilst pissing excites you?
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Phlexor on January 26, 2008, 06:46:33 AM
I guess to him it proves he got laid, even if it was from the homeless woman under the bridge that gives it away for free.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Callaway on January 26, 2008, 08:45:20 AM
I guess to him it proves he got laid, even if it was from the homeless woman under the bridge that gives it away for free.

The ironic thing is, he didn't.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 26, 2008, 01:30:31 PM
I guess to him it proves he got laid, even if it was from the homeless woman under the bridge that gives it away for free.

The ironic thing is, he didn't.

Damn right, because I require two homeless women :laugh:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 26, 2008, 03:01:20 PM
Hey, some homeless women are hot! >:(
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on January 27, 2008, 01:58:38 PM
Not typically, and the ones elsewhere aren't much better.  Lifestyle habits are partially to blame, sometimes the homeless person does have acess, but just doesn't care for the effort. :thumbdn:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Calandale on January 27, 2008, 06:52:46 PM
Gotta catch them soon after running
away.  :laugh:

My wife was homeless, when I met her.
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on November 21, 2014, 07:52:21 PM
My wife was homeless, when I met her.

Do tell.   :orly:
Title: Re: i'm drulnk
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on January 21, 2015, 09:59:46 PM
My wife was homeless, when I met her.

Do tell.   :orly:

Well Cal, are you going to answer this or not??